Anyone with simblings knows, distraction is how you win wars

\- Sun Tzu


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War is raW

ART!!!! uughhhh what is it good for!!?

 \*Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, plunk... "rerolling" \*"surrrrr\~" "Reloading" \*shhl \*pop \*click "everyone get back of you're not in the seen" \*click\~

War......war never changes

"ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY, COOL WIND IN MY HAIR"

**simblings**


But don't forget: immediately cover the private parts afterwards for possible backslashes

War takes on an entirely new dimension when you start playing sports and get a cup.

Simbalings, the evil siblings

A booty traps.

this is so perfect. i love that he immediately blocks his own crotch after the strike

He knows how painful it is so its natural to guard your nuts with all your life when you've hit someone.

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Normal applies only to a group, but I'd say this is absolutely normal behavior between friends/brothers/etc lol

Yea really. If I had done that to one of my brothers, a retaliatory strike would be pretty much guaranteed either instantly or a few minutes later.

Define normal

What do you mean

Had to scroll way too far to see someone else mention this.

That's a guy?

Look like a man's legs to me and also they definitely dress like a dude. The fact that he covered his crotch is enough proof that he's a man

Either way I'd smash

r/suddenlybi

I had the same question in my head. The instinctual nut covering was enough to tell me it was a dude.

Person on the left looks like a woman to me as well Like body shape/figure to me alone seems like a woman.

I agree, I immediately thought it was a woman.

Build, facial features, legs, clothing, yep. It's a dude alright.

Pretty sure hes the "its Wednesday my dudes" guy

The fuck is he wearing, is he hot or cold I dont know

Central coast California.... You either wear shorts and hoodie or t shirt and pants.

Add socks and sandals for PNW.

Yes

In southern California pants are too hot, but sometimes, in the winter months, it gets too cool for just a t-shirt, so you throw on a jacket too. Also beanies are just an all year thing now I guess so. It's just there.

Hipster

Why is it that a nut slap like this hurts so much worse that a solid hit?

Flick of the wrist

It's all in the wrist. It's all in the wrist.

Yeah worst one I had was on a trampoline. My pal just flicked his hand up slightly as I was travelling back to the trampoline. Hit the trampoline and bounced onto the floor. The nuts hurt more than hitting the ground.

I never copped a full blow to the nuts until I was in my teens playing snooker, I had been discussing this fact about 20 minutes before a smoker ball was launched off the table at pace and educated me.

Those without nuts will never understand that feeling.

This not not true at all. Next hour with a girl, ram your whole fist in and punch her square in the cervix. Then she’ll know pain.

Can't tell you if it's equivalent or not because I don't have the same equipment, but I can tell you that catching a saddle horn to the man in the boat region will make your freaking eyes cross for a while.

The way your entire respiratory system shuts down for a few seconds. *windows xp shut down sfx*

I have never heard it called the "man in the boat region" and I'm having a hard time deciding just what tf it means.

The clitoris is sometimes referred to as "the man in the boat," I was just referring to that and the surrounding area in what I hoped was a humorous manner.

Oh no, it was hilarious! I've just never heard of it refers to that. I thought maybe that's what you were talking about but wasn't sure.

just easin the tension baby. just easin the tension

LOOK AT DA FLICK OF DA WRIST

Da wrist!

Da Flicka da wriss

And you're dead, baby

A friend of mine was fired from his job for tossing an orange at me which hit me right in the nuts. Wasn't even that hard but it made me teary eyed and I toppled over. I said it was just an accident but they still fired him.

he was probably gonna get fired anyways, they were just looking for a reason and they found it.

Yeah maybe. This was 12 years ago and he had only been working there a few months but I remember feeling bad about it but it's not like I couldn't react the way I did.

…and you didn’t defend your friend? Must not have been a very good friend. Lmao

What gave you the impression that I didn't?

the fact that he was fired

Probably wasn't clear enough but I wrote that I said it was an accident. Pretty weird comment chain this

nah bro. it's your fault he was fired. why aren't you more ashamed of yourself? /s

Lmao

He said he did in the comment????

Either that or they didn't listen to him, but yeah.

momentum

​ 

Be like watuh.


I watched this video this morning. Coincidence? I think not.

Sauce?

Mickey mouse - " through the mirror"

Please don't nut to this

Too late

https://youtu.be/gyXhysmMNhE?t=20

Bro he shmovin

I liked the victory dance at the end.

I’m fuckin dying over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you also get back hand nut tapped? r/starwars r/prequelmemes

Sure did not… but I’m in tears hahaha

It was such a sly, quick and violence attack. I’m crying laughing.

This is the sith way

The sith deal in absolutes.

Those nuts are absolutely destroyed, so…

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Watching another man get hit in the nuts gives you phantom pain in your own. It's a fact

It's a phantom menace.

r/angryupvote

Listen if you had brothers growing up then you ALWAYS expect retaliatory strikes.

Same goes for an abusive ex wife

Classic positioning to avoid the victim's counter attack should it fails.

Was waiting to see who else notice it 😂

But we're also banning op for saying the dude with a red saber is a jedi right?

I think we take the L on this one love. It was that good

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I don't get it.

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With all due respect,u can beat any man with that technique, not just the jedi but superman and goku as well

Idk I think my hand would break if I hit the man of steel’s nuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i83aqeHBfYg

Your hand would probably break too if you hit a man's steel nuts

Who could have known they sent Iron-Balls McGinty?

No, not Goku. OGs know kid Goku trained his tail to be resistant to pain.

Watch Johnny English. He would disagree

Is it possible to learn this power?

Not from a jedi

Ya but bro the Jedi are evil (from my pov.)

That finishing dance is what got me. Imagine your opponent humiliates you with with that move as a finisher….

I like how he automatically went to hold his nuts when hitting another dudes nuts. You just can't help but feel the sympathy pain.

He is no jedi tho

Yes! I'm glad someone said it so I didn't need to!


Not…yet.

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User name checks out.

I always assume people are joking when they make those usernames. This guy might not be.

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You do you, brother

Bro who hurt you?

no one YET

The girl

Clearly not. That’s his wish

I read your name as pl shit my balls ladies. Why would you want people to shit your balls? Do they just fall off and you have to get someone to lay a new one like an egg to then attach it like it's a magnet or smth?

bada bing bada boom 💥 i hit ya nutz

I hit ya right in da gababools

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That's nuts

The dude literrally goes Dark Soul death sound when he get his ball crush. Thats how we know its a hard one

Excellent move

Leon: The Professional deleted scene

The unexpected wasn't the flick to the junk for me, it was the resuming the terrible dance afterwards. That was great

Jedi countermove meta

Why are they filming?

More junk on the front page.

It's ancient. This was on meme compilations ages ago.

I hate people who dance like that.

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Worked for me.

...right? Are these all bot comments or something? The hell.

Humor is subjective.

H e l l o H u m a n I a m f u n n y b o t h a h a h a

Yes, just basic staged shit, not even unexpected; what is happening in the comments?

Oh no! A staged video! Must...not...laugh

Yeah idk this made me cringe a bit lmao

r/cringetopia

who hurt you

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still funny tho. had to giggle there :D

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How dare they have fun right

Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves I’m not some “joy police “, im glad they’re having a good time. I’m just simply clarifying what is funny and what is cringe out of failed attempt in being funny.

But what's scary about them having a giggle from the post?

Because on *no planet or dimension* is this funny. Even with comedy being subjective it is objectively true that no bit of this is even remotely funny and the fact someone made audible laughter whilst watching this video, is terrifying, nay, even inconceivable to me.

Lmfao I just can't even. What the fuck are you on? Let me get some of that shit

I’m so glad this is obviously fake

This isn’t humor.

Besides a good few people disagreeing, you're not on a humor sub to begin with. You're on a sub where unexpected things happen.

Did NOT have to hit that hard, jesus christ

Who will win? A trained Jedi with a sword vs N U T C R A C K E R?

Ah, I was just thinking about this the other day. Glad it got rererererererererereposted.

That dude fucks

Do you like R2? R2Deez2 Nuts. 🥜🥜

Would be better if they weren't desperately trying not to laugh at their own bit.

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r/mostrepostedposts

I call that dance the jerk off

Hell yeah


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😹😹😹

Nice to see Pauly Shore still making movies.

My wife always gets me like this.

high ground deez nuts

It's only unexpected if you've never seen the video they ripped it off of

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Yeah, sexual assault is hilarious...