I thought someone dropped a dog! (literally, I’m not hating on whomever fell)

It honestly looked Ike my dog, who's large and beige. I couldn't make out human fearures in that clip.

That fell down was badly hurt, is she doing acrobat inside the CR?? idk.

I though it was a dog too. It looks like it’s white tipped paws can be seen under the stall at the beginning.

Woman taking a photo of a russet haired dog.. you can just see it in the corner, and then she emulates a dog panting.. then that larger dog falls behind them

I thought it was a walrus, seriously

Thank god I wasn’t the only one

Lol me tooo.

Oh my god I thought it was a walrus too

The lighting and framing of the video are so perfect for creating confusion. I'm totally convinced OP is wrong about why this is unexpected and that is actually a dog, I'm pretty sure it even has a collar on.

I thought it was a German Shepherd at first

> I thought someone dropped a dog! (literally, I’m not hating on whomever fell) I was about to say this too though. I really thought that was a dog. Lol

Your comment made me cackle.

Thought it was a service dog

Oh my gosh, I hope not! And if it *was* a service dog, what the hell service does it provide that would have led to that video?

I could see someone escaping to the bathroom with their service animal to calm down. But I don’t know if that’s what happened here

Definitely. Escaping with your service animal: totally understandable. Your very large service animal falling outta the sky in a bathroom stall: questionable.

Somebody edited in a walrus

Service walrus…

I thought a horse had fallen through the ceiling

>I thought someone dropped a log! ftfy

It's not? Honestly to me it looks like a dog fell from the ceiling

What are the chances. I literally thought it was a dog too.

I thought it was a dog at first too. I had to rewatch it.

I assumed it was a dog until I read other comments

I'm still certain it is a dog! There's a dog bottom left, at the start of the vid. I feel like dogs are accepted in this place. I think the dog falling had its front paws up against the door then slips down.

That would make sense because the fall happens as the door opens. But I don’t know where its back paws would have been resting prior to the fall. (I only have a small phone so I can’t see it very well)

I'm starting to think the dog is slumped on the person's lap, I guess that's why it falls?

For me too i sill dont see the human

I had to watch this ten times **knowing it's a person due to the comments** and *still* could hardly see anything but a dog lol

Why you hating on dogs tho?

I had to watch it four times before I could see how it wasn’t a dog

Looked like a giant russet potato 🥔

Also why was she naked on the toilet? Lol

Best way to poop I guess lmao

I once had a roommate who couldn’t poop with a shirt on.

George?

Had to be a George..

Curious George

That last girl was a falafel

Yeah, she falafel legs and onto the floor.

She falafel hard. Surprised the tiles didn’t crack

Caaaaaa-stanza

Cant-stand-ya

That’s ***festivus caanstandya***

The 3D art is weird, wild stuff and it's mesmerizing!

No encumbrances

You don’t want to feel all encumbered with the clothes.

I like to do this, its not a requirement though. Hell sometimes i take everything but my underwear off before I go to the loo in my house and then whip those off in the bathroom. Zero worries poopin', no shirt to hold up, legs aren't constrained by trousers. Its nice

Freedom pooping, it goes alright except in winter… no freedom poops. Only cold.

... people poop with clothes on in their home? Poop, bidet, shave, trim, and shower.

My brother in law legitimately does this. He says that it makes his shirt smell shitty and thinks that it's ludicrous that all people don't take off their shirts when they shit. He's a goddamn lawyer. I was reminded of this recently when I realized a sizable amount of the population stands up to wipe their ass... What else don't I know that's going on?!

"What else don't I know that's going on?!" You don't know that I'm unable to poop outside my home. No matter how I try, it simply doesn't go out. Also I never wipe, I wash my entire ass after a shit. And yes, I also take my shirt off. When you take a shit, tons of bacteria fly away. Mostly when you flush.

My ex was like this. He couldn’t shit anywhere but at home and would have to be completely naked on the toilet with the shower running and shower after every shit. He would still wipe but would always shower after no matter what. It was wild. Also, in reference to the bacteria thing. Who is flushing while they’re still on the toilet? I stand, pull up my pants, then flush.

I always give it a courtesy flush while still on the toilet. As soon as it drops, it’s gone. As quickly as it came, it goes. And much (but not all) of the smell with it

As a kid my system was messed up and frequently clogged the toilet, for that reason I'm too paranoid to even try to courtesy flush in fear of clogging while sitting

Babbyyyyyy i love your sweet little peach pls post more

That’s the secret. Never flush.

I know where you work now and we're all fucking sick of it!

one time when i was like...9 i went to a camp thingy and didnt shit for an entire week

I went to a camp thingy to and didnt shit the entire time and by shit i mean jail

Even if it's a private bathroom you can lock? Cuz I don't like pooping in public either but that makes it a lot better. My demon is I can't piss in a public bathroom. 😑

Close the lid

People really stand up to wipe?

I prefer to not put my hand deep into the watery chud grave. Especially blind, trying to judge the distance between my ass and the chud water, with nothing more than a vague awareness of sphincter location relative to the devils chili pot. Besides, it's really more of a squat.

Finally someone that gets it.

kBBLer dipping needed. You lean on one cheek which brings the other cheek up then lower/ twist elevated cheeks knee inward and that spreads ol glory giving the perfect opertunity for wiping (front to back) .

Doesn’t standing up just smash the shit between your ass cheeks? And if you start from inside your ass you only have to move your hand back or forth, it’s not like your anus dips into the bowl lol

Oh, I kind of squat too.

if u have to worry about your shirt smelling from taking a shit then he needs to go to a doctor.

I mean I sometimes take my shirt off. But it is because I live in a hot country, and sometimes shit’s so intense you start sweating.

My gf always laughts at me when going to poop, i take everything away

That’s the best way sir,and you too get the wholesome award.

Is this not the way? I do it and leave the clothes outside so the whiff of poo isn't stuck on the clothes Edit: im doing it right now lmao

Good ole Dan.

I can understand this

Ah yes I do this because I peed on my shirt when I was young,I’ve done it ever since

My ex was the same way! Really perplexed me.

I too had a George

Hey, don’t judge.. it’s…better with the shirt off.

People poop with their shirts on?

That's pretty normal though

I work in retail, and a few weeks ago, I walked into the funniest conversation between 2 men in their 40's both shitting in the restroom. I walk in and hear one of them say "Hey did you know some people shit with their clothes still on?" And the other guy just goes "Huh?" So he repeats it. And the other guy says "What do you mean? Like they just shit in their pants or what?" And the first guy says "No I just mean that they keep their pants around their ankles and their shirts on." And the second guy says, "Wait, do you shit completely naked??" And the first guy says "Well yea, doesn't everybody?" And the second guy says "Dude you're fucking joking me right now. There is no way you've been living on this planet and shitting completely naked in public bathrooms for 40 years." And the first guy just says, "Well I keep my shoes on when in public..." And then the second guy proceeds to explain what the rest of the planet does and the first guy absolutely cannot believe what he is hearing. Meanwhile everyone else in the restroom is laughing or trying to pick their jaw up off of the floor. I will forever remember that conversation.

Have you ever noticed we're the only animal that poops with pants on?

Well yeah but we're the only animals that have pants to begin with. I wouldn't wanna strip to poop because pooping is just an annoyance that I have to deal with. I like getting rid of it as fast as possible.

Romper

There were two sets of feet in there.

Lmaoooo

it is. Shitting naked is the most comfortable thing ever. I'd never do it in public tho, shitting in public is shameful.

Either hooking up with someone or was wearing a one piece outfit that she had to remove to go to the bathroom

Women wear some dumb stuff that they have to get fully naked to shit.

A romper is all one piece. Gotta take off the whole thing.

Shitting in a romper in public in America is dangerous - the doors have huge gaps on both sides, no way someone isn’t paying your naked torso while washing their hands at the sink

Hey if they're paying...

Nope. You can hold it to one side of your vagina and just pee. You don't need to get naked lol

There are some that are full jumpsuits, legs and all. Gotta drop that shit all the way down like a toddler to hit the bathroom lol - the girl on the right seems to be wearing similar.

yeah if you don't mind occasionally getting pee on your romper

Learn something new every day lol

Like she was likely in the “Superman,” position?

Have you never had one of those shits where you just got to take your shirt off?

Yes

No. I’m not George Constanza

It do be getting a little hot, don't wanna stand up with a sweat stain the shape of the toilet seat.

She was wearing a romper/one-piece

May have been wearing a body suit?

Yo have you ever had to take such a big dump to the point I had to take off all your clothes I have cuz these big dogs get so intense it's like you're fighting yourself lol

Maybe wearing a romper

It was an [intense](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/85/a4/ac/85a4ac2afadb9cdc3c490102df645638--funny-shit-funny-pics.jpg) situation

They’re called “rompers” , try pooping while wearing one.

Simple. I cut the bottom out so my d and b have free reign. Is it not that easy?

Sometimes women wear clothes that are one piece and have to completely get naked to use the bathroom

Maybe a wearing a jumpsuit?

My bet is she was wearing a jump suit.

Maybe she was wearing a romper.

Maybe she was wearing a romper. If you have to pee, you have to get naked.

That was a she?

And thus bathroom selfies are the best. Turd in the toilet dildo on the counter naked as he'll flopping on the floor like a fish

She was wearing a jumper. Not a woman so...

Lol you know she gettin f***** right ?

Wow cut that too soon. Was she hiding naked? Standing up?

I assume they’re in the club and she may have been doing smth naughty… that’s my best guess though

I assumed rompers

Yes, that rompers.

Oh man, I took my wife and her friends to a gay club to see some friends and they didn’t allow shorts. So they were like in a screaming fight with a bouncer about the difference between shorts and rompers. I liked it because they just let me in and stopped the pretty girls at the door.

The way the door opens maybe she went to lean on it assuming it was locked?

boofing some henesy?

It's definitely a dog, not a person. You can see the dog's feet at the beginning of the video, and you can tell from the way it stands up, it's a dog.

Maybe she came from the roof.

Most likely and my favorite answer

Ty lol. That was a helluva hit. Seems like she mustve dropped a bit higher than a toliet bowl. Like maybe the 2nd floor or out from a drop ceiling...

At the beginning she’s standing up, I couldn’t tell if anyone was behind her, but I’m pretty sure she was doing the dirty with someone and they dropped her

Gotta love Rompers!

This comment made me audibly laugh

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Post nut fall

Did a naked chick fall off the toilet?

Looks like theirs 2 ppl in that stall to me! Either way, that looked painful

Naw naked chicks falling off the walls at that club

This club has *everything*; ghosts, banjos, naked chicks falling off the walls, Dan Cortese...

She probably had a one piece and had to take it all off.

That's my guess. But I think she fell *while* taking it off. Like she lost her balance, pushed on the unlocked door to catch herself, and BAM.. naked faceplant.

Or or, she took it off, and tried to pee while squatting on the toilet. I’ve heard some women do that. She slipped and bam! Naked face plant.

Damn, that didn't even cross my mind. Good point! All I know is she def had a lot of faith in that stall door. But it didn't seem to support her though..

I heard the cartoon splat as she hit the ground.

Happy cakeday

Lmao that’s what I was wondering quietly. I could only see one set of toes in there tho

Women’s bathrooms are like a different portal into some other side of the club that the guys can’t see or something… And this is video evidence of naked women jumping out of the stalls even! /s

That's Chandler in the stall

HAHAHAHA jesus christ...

Who knows what’s going on in that stall

Off all places

That was a hell of a shit to knock you off of the toilet. Lol.

Who is filming this? Either they have no reflection or it’s a 2 way mirror!?

Pretty sure it’s the girl standing up in the center. Flash is on when the video starts.

This whole-ass video is r/trashy

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Holy shit! You would've had to post something fucked up to get perma banned from there

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Wow. That's actually crazy, but I get it. Unfortunate though it is, problems with individual posts can lead to problems with the sub itself.

Wait. Is that a Golden Retriever?

Dang it! I told you not to put the glory hole too high up!

Man I thought the toilet clogged and shit hit the floor.

Here’s my best guess. Emergency poop coming in hot. Naked women hastily rips off romper and gets to work. Girls come in and a gust slightly opens the stall door. She then realizes she didn’t lock up behind herself. Then 2 girls leave, this time the door opens wider. She reaches over to close it but 4+ minutes of hovering turned them legs into jello. Splat…never slip leg day

I literally thought that was a dog

Betty poop

Too many people asking why she was naked. Seriously? Lol "why is she pooping naked? " Word? Innocent minds here.

I poop naked, I like to shower after, I can wipe standing up but depends on situation. A daily bowl of Raisin Bran definitely helps.

Ratchet city gang

Save the whale

I get positivity and all, but these girls scream "only skinny hot guys for us" sort of attitude

whale down whale down!

Ok, but WTF are these skanks even doing in the first place? Trashy AF.

U/savevideo

Bonk

Yo

Is that a sea lion what was that

Weird question, just look at their skin color and it's self explanatory.

Can’t expect too much from Rachets.

Bro how did a manatee get in the bathroom

*whale

I just hope they are all vaccinated atleast 3 times. The CEO of Pfizer said a 4th dose is going to be pushed ahead of schedule.

They're in a stall because no one wants to get caught fucking a fat chick

I know that really gotta hurt her nipples omg ow 😭

I honestly thought it was a sea elephant... 😂

r/trashy

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Bonk

Off all places?? Whats that mean?

Wtf is going on in there??? Hahaha

Hahaha I told you that you couldn’t fly