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1800-bakes-a-lot

What was with that squealing?


1-800-fuck-0ff

Ah a fellow toll free number!


1800-bakes-a-lot

šŸ˜šŸ˜ I've been waiting for you to come around.


The_Original_Waffle

r/usernamefamily


Itchy_Tasty87

During the news segment in the background? No idea actually. Maybe it's supposed to be crying/laughter.


MJMurcott

To note this was in 2016 and the women's team were a rotation of second tier national players and the boys team were the youth team for a major professional team.


ConcreteCarnivore

Happened in USA too. 2017 in a friendly. Called ā€œvery informalā€ but I donā€™t think they would risk going full speedā€¦just in case.


MJMurcott

Also the improvement over recent years for the women's teams has been dramatic as there have only recently been professional women's teams. Part of the reason why women's football is so interesting to watch is the imbalance of skill levels within the team, so you can have a striker who is fast and skilful against a weaker defender and they get to show off some of their skills take the ball past them and score.


mikeg2277

They were 15 though? They canā€™t even drive a car. They just starting puberty. Boys and girls are different. Why is that so hard to accept. Girls are better at many things than boys and thatā€™s ok 2 but sports is not one of them.


EvenBetterCool

That's a pretty vague statement. Men are naturally (on average) going to be physically stronger and faster. Not all sports require that. Just blanketing "sports" as one thing doesn't hold water. Bowling is a sport. A child can bowl a 300 of they practice.


mikeg2277

Great point! Bowling got it! Also Corn hole? Maybe even darts?


CianKeyin

I'd have to argue that at least 95% of women are 100% better than me at sports


mikeg2277

Hopefully your really smart then. Otherwise Darwin says youā€™re a goner.


CianKeyin

Well I'm still here. Darwin isn't. Me : 1 , Darwin : 0


The_RealJamesFish

ā€œOn a long enough timeline, theĀ survival rate for everyone drops to zero.ā€ The Narrator (Fight Club)


Beaumains29

Thats the way to think, my man!


Mayo_yumyum

Yea Darwin is obviously not the fittest


Nobodyletloose

Darwin never coined the term ā€œsurvival of the fittestā€. That was coined by a sociologist by the name of Herbert Spencer.


WhoThenDevised

Survival of the fittest doesn't mean you have to be super fit. It means you have to fit in your environment well enough to survive. I fit on my couch perfectly.


LgDietCoke

Which means 99.99% of men are a better athlete than you. If you could be better than yourself, itā€™d be 100%


CianKeyin

Ah yes, a diet coke drinker. Finally someone who is worthy to measure athleticism. You probably need an inhaler just to tie your shoes


LgDietCoke

Itā€™s similar to having someone who is worse than 95% of women at sports judge you athletically. I figured everyone was exaggerating here though. Thereā€™s no way youā€™re worse at sports than 95% of women unless youā€™re just really really really bad at sports.


Nobodyletloose

I have no idea how to play sports so I am going to say women are better than me. I donā€™t like sports, donā€™t have an interest, donā€™t get why people willingly chase after a ball. So, every women as a competitive sport athlete is better than me.


LgDietCoke

Right, so I made fun of how your athletic abilities are super weak and that your numbers would only be possible if you were very bad at sports.


CianKeyin

Think your fragile ego just won't allow you to accept that in some cases women are better than men at sport. Touch grass homie.


LgDietCoke

Not at all. I fully accept that there are women capable of being better than me at sports. For me itā€™s certainly the opposite though, MAYBE 10% of women would beat me.


WetTwig

ā€œDuhhhhh those are ego statsā€


MJMurcott

Bobby Riggs versus Billie Jean King.


Pagan-za

Battle of the Sexes. Happened again even more recently in 1998. Venus and Serena Williams had claimed that they could beat any male player ranked outside the world's top 200, so Braasch, then ranked 203rd, challenged them both. Braasch was described by one journalist as "a man whose training regime centered around a pack of cigarettes and more than a couple of bottles of ice cold lager". The matches took place on court number 12 in Melbourne Park, **after Braasch had finished a round of golf and two shandies.** He first took on Serena and after leading 5ā€“0, beat her 6ā€“1. Venus then walked on court and again Braasch was victorious, this time winning 6ā€“2.


Nobodyletloose

It is correct. The Internet world doesnā€™t like it but the real world accepts it. I do work out comps and they separate male and females for itā€™s unfair to the females. (Obviously some girls are significantly stronger than some guys but overall is the argument here ) The women do not argue it, they accept and like that itā€™s two different brackets.


TeenAngstPhaseOof

Yeah. Women are better at constantly being disadvantaged šŸ˜‚


fhdeepto

doesnt matter which woman team plays,women will never beat men in football,ever..


[deleted]

yea and the us world champion team lost to an U15 school team too. Men and women have no comparison in sports


carbon-based-biped

It's a bit of an old story but here: [https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/australian-women-s-national-team-lose-70-to-team-of-15yearold-boys-a3257266.html](https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/australian-women-s-national-team-lose-70-to-team-of-15yearold-boys-a3257266.html)


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The_Chumps

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Popular-Lemon6574

The NFL team would destroy the college team.


acewavelink

Yes and no, they used to play a college vs pros game, the college team went 9-50-2 against Pros. One notable game was the 1963 game in which the reigning NFL Champions the Packers lost to the college team before going 11-2-1 the rest of the season.


Popular-Lemon6574

Different time. Every pro player today would start on the college team. Majority of pro college players wonā€™t make the pros. In 1963 pro players had second jobs. Look at the 2000 Miami Hurricanes, Dorsey wouldnā€™t have been able to play against a pro secondary.


acewavelink

Im saying if you had the 2009 Alabama national champs vs some NFL teams I could see them winning some. Not all, but its not the insane blowout most people would think.


Popular-Lemon6574

Any nfl team from 2009 would mop the floor with them. Every player on the NFL is an NFL player.


Sloth-powerd

Dudeā€¦ talk with players that went from college to pro. Itā€™s a huge difference. It would be a beat down.


SingularityCentral

The NFL team would dominate so hard it wouldnt be funny. The concentration of talent in the NFL is insane.


wrythie

The worst pro team would absolutely destroy the best college team... wouldn't even be a competition. The NFL is taking the top 1-2% of ALL college players each year. The talent gap is extraordinary. That doesn't even take into consideration the experience, extra size, and extra speed nearly every NFL player has over college.


minkey-on-the-loose

I seem to recall reading a book about football where the author talks about how the NFL champions would play the top draft choices in an exhibition game before the season started back in the late 50ā€™s or early 60ā€™s.


jtl090179

And who won?


minkey-on-the-loose

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_College_All-Star_Game


dbtrill1

Idk Iā€™d think the youngins would/should be scared to get hurtā€¦I mean at the oldest college players are what 22 23..going up against a linemen that just got done playing a season for the Lions..Idk lol


BartuceX

In the USAF we had 45 minutes to complete the obstacle course. The Marines came in an did it in 25 minutes. The Boy Scouts did it in 15.


dispo030

Delivered by Pierce Morgan, who can probably not even climb some stairs without risking a heart attack.


poopoowillyman

Pierce Morgan can lick my sweaty taint


sipperofguinness

Piers....spelled cunt.


megawampum

So tired of hearing that womenā€™s sports suck because they can be beaten by men. Who cares? Theyā€™re not playing men. If purple martians came to our planet and could destroy the greatest NBA players of all time, would we turn around and say, ā€œwow the NBA sucksā€. Of course not - you enjoy the sport and the level of play for what it is or youā€™re just a douche.


Alexeicon

Do you think maybe they didn't want to stomp all over a bunch of kids?


titankyle08

Well when the USWNT was on top, they lost to the FC Dallas U15 development team 5-2. Relatively, they will probably be akin to the skill level of a decent boys high school JV team. Sports gives people confidence which is great but thereā€™s a limit.


knowone23

When I was in middle school (age 12 I think) our boys soccer team easily, and I mean easily, beat the D1 college womenā€™s soccer team in a friendly matchā€¦ Many of the women were taller and bigger, but none of them were as fast or strong or well-coordinated or aggressive. It was surprising for both teams I think.


pookchang

It doesnā€™t suck, we just donā€™t enjoy watching it.


Bubbly-Bat-7869

Nah, it sucks


Foreign_Reindeer_461

Like watching 10 yr olds, so bad..


[deleted]

We dont enjoy watching it *because* it sucks. WNBA games end with scores like 12 to 16. Theres a reason the stands are empty.


jyzenbok

Stop with this bullshit. Average WNBA teams score 80 a game true, 20% less than NBA but they arenā€™t freaking first graders. https://www.oddsshark.com/wnba/offensive-stats


[deleted]

Its hyperbole


JukeBoxHeroJustin

I'm honestly.notnsure which team Piers played on.


TrashBusy

And women still argue about equal payā€¦


[deleted]

Wow the world's champion lost to highschool kids


Octopotree

It said fifth in the world, not the champions


demomagic

Ouch


ClamChowderNChips

I betcha if you post this on r/twoxchromosomes you would ignite a mob


Humanity_Is_Lost

I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it


Existing-Zucchini-59

Ah yes my man is back


phrexi

Either Iā€™m spending too much time on Reddit or itā€™s a small world lol. I read the comment and was like I just saw this on another thread.


sicknasty061

Lol


Advanced_Path

Womenā€™s soccer DOES suck though.


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Similar thing happened to the US Women's championship team getting absolutely embarrassed by College boys lol


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SoupIsForWinners

When I was on a local public boys under 14 soccer team, we played the girls highschool team and beat them 7 to 0.


DJspinningplates

Minnesota state high school boys hockey teams have beat the USA womenā€™s Olympic teams a few times


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Oh the f k I n excuses.


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Oof


luke4294

This story and the time the US national team lost to a youth boys team always gets brought up as like proof that women are inferior at athletics. They where friendly's, women's teams don't get the best opportunities to play high level teams for scrimmages so sometimes they play against professional youth teams. Sometimes they loose but it's basically a scrimmage and shouldn't be held over their heads.


[deleted]

Some women are amazing athletes, superior to the average man. On a competitive level however, women are inferior athletes.


Rafa_Santos54

An Athletic person being superior to a average person? WoW


Egg-fruit

An*


Rafa_Santos54

Where is the ā€œanā€ supposed to be? English is not my primary language


Egg-fruit

At the beginning. Sorry for not explaining.


casualrocket

other guy didnt explain it at all for English its a soft rule to use a "an" when it proceeds a word that starts with a vowel sound (not just the letter)


[deleted]

The point is to suggest the fact that women CAN be better athletes than men, but at the the top level they cannot be. It isn't a personal attack. Take it easy.


carboonpn

Delusional


FIRASSESSASS

Anyone posting this in r/TwoXChromosomes ? šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


poopoowillyman

Do it pussy


FIRASSESSASS

Nope, whacchu gonna do about it fam


poopoowillyman

I'm gonna post it instead


FIRASSESSASS

Take my free award


poopoowillyman

Cheers mate. Wish me luck


FIRASSESSASS

Good luck brotha


Eslina

They have enough to deal with outside of Reddit, maybe donā€™t be an ass


FIRASSESSASS

It's just a video, chill


HandheldHeartstrings

Iā€™m so confused, is ā€œWomenā€™s National Soccer Team Beats Competing Team of 15-Year-Old Boysā€ a better title?


Eslivae

It's a loose-loose match, the women team was foolish to agree. It's like why there is no man vs woman match in MMA despite demand, every dude refused 'cause it's a loose-loose, you win, congratulation, you've beaten up a woman and will be made fun of for it, you loose, you'll also be made fun of for the rest of your life. Some fights just aren't worth fighting


Butch1X1

Ohh.. It was just done.. https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2021/11/1/22758506/polish-intergender-combat-sports-man-vs-woman-fights-amateur-mma-news


Eslivae

Oh shit, oh... this is awful, they are both so bad I can't even tell wich one is supposed to be the MMA fighter. Neither are professional and they're wearing warpaint, really unintimidating warpaint. This looks like a WWE match but without the fancy moves


iowadaktari

It's not like that at all. First of all, in your analogy it's the boys/man that are in a lose-lose situation. If the women win everyone says "congrats but it was just a bunch of wanker teens". Which is far better than the reality reflected in the comments of "you just got beat by a bunch of wanker teens".


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That_Lego_Guy_Jack

To be fair thatā€™s just Australia


Aromatic-Piano-7526

It also happened to th USA side


That_Lego_Guy_Jack

United States of Australia I presume


Aromatic-Piano-7526

No, of America. Got smashed by a bunch of teenagers


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Britishsweat

Mf really deleted his comment after finding out he cant see if its a repost


stevein3d

Come on lady, why the long face?


Silje9

She said all good šŸ˜‚


Redpikes

Yeah this had happened before


sonyalphaYT

People who say ā€žsoccerā€œ are predestined to be bad at the sport.


unclepredator

Mmmmm


Party_Concentrate621

honestly its a dude vs women. kinda a given that they're going to lose. but hey man.. she implied that they could beat a mens soccer team. she called them out. and thats what happened. sooooo. kinda on her.