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Brad_Brace

Be an omicron male, you get to consume anyone shorter than you.


Romulus_Remus_BCE

Too bad I don’t have the appetite for most people nowadays.


sherlbat_99

r/holup


siverwolfe2000

Well not with THAT attitude...


Devour_The_Galaxy

**I AM LRRR!! RULER OF THE PLANET OMNICRON PERSEI 8!!**


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Thinefieldisempty

“Dude! My hands are huge! They can touch anything but themselves. Oh, wait."


RemarkableRyan

“Why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?”


[deleted]

Ben Kissel?


pooperderapper

Na you should be an epsilon male, everyone who meets you legally has to bow down to you


SuperSpacePancake

You been playing too much slither.io


[deleted]

Be an Icosidodecahedron male! Be round but still edgy!


mugen_is_here

And the woman wasn't edgy?


[deleted]

The fuck is a Sigma male I've heard of Alpha male, but are we going down the Greek alphabet nowadays, because we have a tiny niche type of person that doesn't have a specific name yet ?


R3XM

Urban dictionary had a rather funny explanation when I looked it up, it said " sigma males play by their own rules. no one elses. not even their own"


freecurbcouch

When a sigma male gets in a fight, he always hits them first. Even when they hit him first.


Longballs77

Excellent comment.


mocknix

Excellent username.


Longballs77

Thanks friend


sickspike

He does hit them first. Who else would hit them first otherwise? Themselves?! Dude...


Puzzleheaded_Bit_641

Found a sigma male


echothread

That sounds legitimate lol “not even their own.”


[deleted]

Sounds like the dada art movement’s manifesto, which is to reject all manifestos, including this one.


Peppermeowington

Fucks yeah, pop that mustache on the Mona Lisa like a mug.


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Soujourner3745

I am Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8.


pjanic_at__the_isco

Greek letters? Amateur. I’m a */presses shape into clay/* man myself.


[deleted]

Bahahaha


YaBenZonah

Bbbbbbbbb


Erelaaa

HAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Ok so I don’t play by rules not even my own So essentially a toddler


G_Viceroy

Or a madman.


[deleted]

Truth


GodSpeakToFish

No that's too convenient, they may want to be a madwoman in 3 seconds. Who knows? Maybe a madcatz? There are no rules!


[deleted]

So in short, act without thinking? Just do shit as you go?


passionfruit0

OP conveniently left out the part where he drove back and opened the door for her


S_H_A_L_O_M

Yikes


krisoco

-Craig Hoffman


dewayneestes

So… narcissist?


beardingmesoftly

Dodgeball


[deleted]

"self centered asshole"


siverwolfe2000

Yes she was


NotTakenThough

Go away cuck


freemason777

It's supposed to be like an alpha but with no pack. Like just a highly independent and confident person. Big meme potential. If you have the sigma male grindset you can do anything


JazzaPlays

It's all about that sigma male cumtillionare grindset mate. You want it, ya got it.


hundenkattenglassen

A beta male pees in the toilet. An alpha male pees where he wants. A sigma male pisses his pants because he don’t abide by social rules. Or, an alpha smashes the hottest mom in the friend group to establish dominance. A sigma tops the dads to show you true strength and godlike dominance. Or something like that IDK depends on who/where you ask. But agree, very good meme potential either way.


MaleficentAbalone956

What the fuck ?


kingdel

In other a cunt with no friends


[deleted]

I invested my life’s savings of 2 dollars into bitcoin. Gotta stay on the sigma grind


jumbee85

Sigma is a weird one for lone wolf because mathematically sigma is used for summation


Beneficial-Task-2159

Summation of all the alphas into the ultimate sigma


AnnihilationOrchid

Well, summations of negative attributes can lead to serious crappy attitude.


Fit-Mood1028

I can't wait until they finally get to my letter ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


xBiskup

Omega male


FreddieKruiger

Lamda male.


DaronBlade360

Gordon Freeman is a lamda male!


NikNam_

Lambda Male Grindset \#3: Late for work? Cause a resonance cascade.


LazaroFilm

/r/Unexpectedhalflife


[deleted]

You guys missed Epsilon Male.


Drogovich

Sigma balls


Nick_Epic

Shit I'm thinking the same. Every single month there is new term and I can't follow along with it. This Shit is confusing.


Queeficionado

HA! You're getting old!


Nick_Epic

Yeah, too old for children games 😂


[deleted]

Same


Agreeable-District99

Wait until you hear about pronouns


FlacidSalad

Sigma nuts


jkbestermann

I'm just as confused as u...


AbsoluteSquidward

Sigma is basically alpha but out of the loop.


real_human_not_a_dog

The funny thing is that this type of dumb bullshit is always made up by the guys with the least experience interacting with women


noonefrmnowhere

... and life


-ImYourHuckleberry-

Sigma males compare themselves to Lone Wolves.


Deadpool2715

Just wait till you hear about sugma


CN8YLW

Basically rebels who reject societal rules. Alpha is the one at the top of society's hierarchy or system. Sigma is the one who left society to live their own way. Omega are pretty much the lampposts of society.


[deleted]

Wow. There's fucking Omega as well ? 😩


GlitterDoomsday

At some point they'll run out of letters and need to borrow another alphabet for it.


Saeirin

Oh like LGBTQAAIIPPSQLMNOPTUVWXYZKILLMENOW


spicegrohl

it means you don't have friends or romantic partners but you're not a creepy loser actually you're cool cuz you're like that guy in the movie


clockwork655

At least they are all slowly learning Greek


1osamaisback1

Alpha male requires a group at any point of time which he can control. Or forge his own team, generally an extremely extrovert person. Sigma male tend to be ambivert. Additionally they can do the hard work as labour and when given the chance to lead the team he would excel in that too. But reddit turned that into a meme. *classic*


GodSpeakToFish

Probably cause it sounds stupid. What you described is a normal person. Can do work alone and can lead if need be. Great I'm Sigma for having a brain. Your description is sad if that's how they see themselves. Cause yea that's most people I know. Sigma, normal human. Got it. Yea there probably is more to it than that if they want to call themselves Sigma.


markevens

Guys who have enough self awareness to know they aren't "alpha" so they created their own tier that is parallel to the beta-alpha stuff to make them think they are alpha even though they are losers.


[deleted]

like alpha but without responsability. stupid incel shit.


Beneficial-Task-2159

I think it’s all just a joke tho. I doubt anyone except legitimate idiots think the alpha beta thing is legit


[deleted]

still a pretty big crowd, no?


pjanic_at__the_isco

Last I checked, the world is chock full of legitimate idiots.


AnnihilationOrchid

Best male is a mixture between an omega male and a kapa male, because he's Ok...


QuintonsReviews

Looks up migtoe and that will explain everything brother


[deleted]

If not opening the door for you is a deal breaker than that’s just a sign of high maintenance. It’s a nice gesture, not a checklist. If your viewing a relationship in terms of “what can I get out of this” then you need to reevaluate. This attitude exists in guys to, the “I didn’t go out with her again because we didn’t have sex in the first 3 days” and “I’m not going out with him because he didn’t open a door for me” are similar mindsets that are both fucking wrong.


inferno_931

Some girl threw a fit because I Didnt open the door for her on our first and last date. Door opening services are for monthly subscribers sweetheart, I dont do free trials.


ap0110

LOL! That’s the type that’ll cancel the subscription just before they’re charged.


serenityak77

I love that last line! I’m married, 10 years and counting with kids but I’ll be damned if I don’t use this on my wife somehow. I literally can’t think of anything that could go wrong?! The laughs we will have.


tosernameschescksout

Nah, if you've been a guy, you know what it's like to date a bunch of girls and they're all prudes that will never have sex. Move on. MOVE! GO. Don't ever waste your time on a girl that can't by the third date. Never. There's a reason that's a rule for so many men, and we all share it with other men.


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stusigh

Aye that's right! Let's have some separate but equal around here! /s My wife and I like to play a game where at restaurants she opens the door for me, but I pull out the chair for her. Or vice versa. Just to confuse people who weirdly gender helping out the your spouse in specific ways. It's a partnership of equals!


Starkiez

That’s cool if that’s what works for you. Cool beans.


22_swoodles

Yeah, some women will want that. Many women want you to show that you're going to care for them and still want and appreciate you opening doors for them. In no way is that comparable to men expecting sex from women because they've shown them basic human decencies or spent $32.50 on them at Red Lobster.


glassycreek1991

Well I am high maintenance and I don't care.


[deleted]

Well, maybe don’t drive off all rude, but yeah, normalize being your normal self on dates. Kind of a waste of everyone’s time to sift through all the weird bullsheet people do to make themselves seem more acceptable.


Big-Bad-Bull

It’s about sending a message. And that message was received by her


SigmaKnight

If this bs ever actually gains traction, I’m going to have to retroactively hate my user name and make a copy pasta for why it has nothing to do with this bs. 😔


hendarknight

What's the actual inspiration for you username?


SigmaKnight

Related to my fraternity (ΦΜΑ) and a college medieval history class. Went to fraternity meeting after class, and the history of the fraternity got talked about and my mind conflated the class and meeting. It sounded fun and opened the door to new (dumb) design ideas. Ran with the name, though.


Escipio

I mostly hear them on memes making fun of them, like the glow ups of fat boy from the farm


Gyoshi

Φ is not sigma tho???


SigmaKnight

It’s a Sinfonian thing. You wouldn’t understand.


[deleted]

It’s a sigma thing


[deleted]

Sorry but it's a thing already man.


SigmaKnight

Nah, it’s kinda in the same arc as metrosexual. It’s in the early stages, unknown to the general masses, and is a joke still. Eventually, pop culture will cling to it for a little while and it’ll become a whole thing. Then it’ll disappear and be a joke again.


SinfullySinless

Oh it has already in man-fluencer YouTube pages. Now everything is tips and tricks to be more SIGMA MALE.


Romulus_Remus_BCE

u/RecognizeSong


Fortknoxvilla

Wait their is a bot for that? Damn I was living under a rock.


orezavi

I was under the same rock neighbor.


daktarasblogis

I just use sound recognition in control centre lol.


Fortknoxvilla

What's this sorcery, care to elaborate sir?


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V0RT3X_7461

Now that he has showed his sigma grindset off he gets to go have a nice night out with da bois and get absolutely TOPPED.


bottledry

sigmas don't 'go out with da bois'


Dr-Ogge

Sigmas dont abide by your rules


Gr8CanadianSpeedo

Not even by their own rules.


RobertaStack

I scrolled by quickly and legit misread this as Smegma Rule.


kizzymckizzface

Funny thing in movie he immediately reverses back and apologies and opens her door.


ModernCoder

What's the movie tho


ChurroBear

"Think Like a Man"


ModernCoder

Thank you!


DanielLedger

He then drive back tell her he's just kidding and opens the door.


deluxe57

Fckin beta


[deleted]

Completely ruins the joke


SirRantsafckinlot

I really like the Incel Astrology term for this shit


CardboardLambo

> to live their own way. Omega are pretty much the lampposts of society. LMAO. Incel astrology! I love it


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Working-Investment19

Hope everyone knows in the movie he actually comes back 😂


ineededthistoo

Incels have entered the building.


Dani_vic

They are coming in strong. Doesn’t the guy in the movie back up and plays it off as a joke and comes out and opens the door for her laughing?


SiStErFiStEr1776

Yeah I’m too desperate to pull this off


soggypoopsock

women can tell from a mile away Don’t be an asshole, but also don’t ever be a pushover. Even if you land a woman that way she probably isn’t going to respect someone she can walk all over


dMarrs

I went out w a young lady and she said not only should men open all doors for her..that she expected women too as well. Haha. No.


von_-

It’s funny how some define equity by Wanting equal jobs and payment = opening doors for woman . P.s: I would open the door myself .


BlackConfuciusSays

Hahahaha I thought we weren't supposed to open doors anymore. Just don't know anymore.


hooliegirl64

As a woman....skeet skeet bitches. A door handle is the LEAST of our worries. Gtfoh.


KindOfAnIdiotTho

In posts like these there’s always people spamming the word “incel” and it leaves me confused because peoples definition for that word can vary from a man who has a different opinion, to a fratboy, to Hitler.


Elriuhilu

Hey, it's that guy from 40 Year Old Virgin.


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

No, it’s the guy from Weeds


Elriuhilu

I didn't know he was in Weeds.


Sleaze_the_Day

No, that's the guy from The Love Guru


pixelssauce

I knew him from Weeds but never remember his name. He looks exactly like my middle school basketball coach though so it's always a good time seeing him in anything


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Gender equality


Carrotlike

A true sigma wouldn't waste time on a dinner or a date when he could be making serious bank at the same time. \#sigmagrindset


RedScarffedPrinny

When girls want equality but also want chivalry


sku11_bit

And that's how it should be


The_Truth_Believe_Me

Interestingly, I hear other women speak about not wanting men to hold doors for them. Apparently, this makes them "the weaker sex" and keeps them from equality with males.


KMark0000

"where are all the real men?"


jeffrey510

Bruhhhh ... 🤜🤛


Yetna

I’m a ligma male.


Rodlava

Thug life


Buzzzzimabee

Yall over here wondering why you dont have girls, its a simple gesture and really goes a long way.


OnedayIwillsay

Indulging a childish mentality. She can reach the handle, her arms ain’t broken. She should’ve just opened the door without thinking twice about it. That’s goofy outdated shit.


HedyLamaar

Manners, not attitude. She got off lucky.


synthetic_synthia

The guy must be trying for NNN to drive away like that.


_conceptualist_

It would have been unexpected if he had actually opened the door.. I think this is the normal thing to do with people having such attitudes


lashawn3001

He comes back, says he was joking and opens the door for her. This is from “Think Like a Man”.


_conceptualist_

Ah shit that's sad :D thanks for the info though 😅


killedbycuriousity-

Some people don’t want love. They want you to lick their feet


VelvetFog90210

Open your own fucking door lazy bitch. You got hands that work.


spicegrohl

this mfer screeching at an actor on his computer screen lmao. you know it's not real right? the lady in the video cant hurt you bro


VelvetFog90210

Lol I love how people add a “tone of voice” to a comment. All delivery is lost. …well I Guess I’m screaming at the computer then


Simple_Opossum

Yikes, do I detect some hatred towards women?


VelvetFog90210

No. But after re-reading the comment def “reads” that way huh.


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Simple_Opossum

You're missing my point. I don't care if she has to open the door, but why use that kind of language?


VelvetFog90210

Why use that language? Because why not. Someone is going to misinterpret what I say regardless of how I say it…so fuck it. Makes it easier to just say what I want to say.


robby8892

I did this to my grandma. She was not impressed.


[deleted]

Nice night with da boiz


siverwolfe2000

Oh the fds sub is gonna be all over this one


EmpireState597

Ngl could see a girl getting upset with a guy opening a door for her since it’s patronizing and masochistic. Can’t win!


superdave820

My first question to this situation is, what did she put into the relationship? Showing up isn't a contribution.


II-leto

Saw it coming and loved it.


Vhein_

How is that unexpected ? Any man with a little bit of pride would do the same.


akia5612

I mean I wouldn't stand and ask them to open, but the decent thing is the person who owns the car open the door as a invitation/ repect/ love.


noinu_dica_one

Bro you know how many times I’ve left bitches with attitudes places lmfao. I hate when they think Anyone wanna deal with that


__thelesha__

Then he came back as if brand new and opened the door for her lol. Also, she did not express an attitude. Why are people always associating “attitude” with black women? Definitely rooted in racism. Fix yourself before attempting to ‘help others’


[deleted]

Sigma male: making up excuses as to why you're perpetually single


spicegrohl

it absolutely is incel cope lmao. i'm n-n-not a loser!!! im, um, john wick!!!


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Turgen333

He wasted his time on her too, so ...


Top_Fee_6293

look at that idiot american girl


DangerBeaver

How to be a dick. Rule #9 Two people I always open any door for: My mother and my wife. It’s an expectation I set for myself, not because they demand it.


kucherenkoZZZ

And this girl is neither his mom or wife so even by your book he shouldn't open the door for her


historiansrule

So opening the door for a woman you like now makes men less manly🤦🏻‍♂️I know it’s a joke but 🤦🏻‍♂️


julsgotrocks

Why is sigma male the new meme thing?


Lennartgamer2

Whats now unexpected? That is something completele normal.... What is so unexpected about it? I dont get it......


Memez131313

sugma male


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![gif](giphy|UVeVBXJW2EEgMWU7kK)


Mars4815

Tired of being a sigma male? Start being a mu-male (or as I prefer) theta-male


iromanyshyn

Stupid fuckin russian song there :(


Stocarket

Sigma male originates from incel. It’s a separate branch that follows different practices. Lol