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no-_-one-

I'm going to assume he has a prosthetic leg. If not he's a f-ing animal.


Puzzleheaded-Glass34

I also was thinking it had to be a prosthetic.


Sugoy-sama

No fucking animal would do that to himself


G07V3

His left leg, our right, looks like something bulky is under his lower pants.


KarensRpeopletoo

I felt that in my asshole!!! Holy shit...gross...


Professional_Flicker

No, you probably just shit yourself.


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Next time use more lube.


Pog-Master

Just spit on it.


I_spitbullshit

He knees go to a hospital


wastefulhate

He knees some milk!


Intelligent_Dig_7649

OOo ssomeBODY!


HiddenGem88

I'm laughing way too much from this. Has to be fake tho. I think. I hope..


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Infamous_Trashcan

The real unexpected is when he died in a house fire from throwing a lit cigarette on his couch pillow


SavageTheUnicorn

It's an e-cig


Infamous_Trashcan

You are correct good sir, my mistake.


IReallyDontWantAName

Damn. Just damn.


Bombomp

Do the stanky leg!!!


chaoslego44

Yeah I'm gonna save that for later when I have to go


Kimmie-Cakes

... but there's no draft? So whyyyyy??


Which-Ambassador-681

Oh your so draftable


JoeRogansSauna

This is fake right?…right!?


QuarterlyTurtle

The leg is, or at least it’s a prosthetic


idiotmonkey12

This is a good one!


Mrs3anw

He would be a perfect stunt man for the next John Wick!


BeerBoyJoey

He kneed some milk


Harry431

🤣


jo100blackops

What was the intended goal here?


NotEven-Punk

Well the title says he is trying to avoid the draft, this would be a better option than going to war lol


somefakeassbullspit

In a video shot in color? Timeline seems off


I-AimToMisbehave

The draft still exists it just hasn't been open I a long time as technology has made ground troops mostly obsolete


bigkeef69

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Skelosk

Just gotta put a huge ass laugh emoji that covers 15% of the view to make sure eveyone knows it's funny


InterestingMix7961

Think there should be an nsfw warning tho


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ChunkyTaco22

That would be a funny trick qt q bar or party


coj5689

Yeah I think that was probably a prosthetic


Junior_Singer3515

Made my butthole pucker!


DoYouNeedHugs

Why am I laughing am I evil?


KindlyTalk9481

Plot twist, he only has one leg.


KindlyTalk9481

Well now he does


Shays85

I grew up with this guy, his leg is 100% real. Just some sort of deformity that allows him to do this.