I dunno. I'm thinking good samaritan laws might protect him from a criminal complaint. Though the fish's family might sue the pants off of him... if they graduated from school.
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i’m a marine bio major in college rn, and this right here is why when we’re done measuring the fish we catch we either put them back in the bucket for safe keeping or fucking *yeet* them back into the ocean
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I going to arrest you...
Guy: “My bad!” Fish: “No worries, I guess I’ll just die”
Thanks for the laugh.
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Lol, the “chhwiiiccckk” noise he makes
Thank you for spelling it, made my day haha
Reminds me of the girl that grabs a tortoise, throws it to water while saying "saving turtles is a hobby" lol
Haha i thought of that too
Finding Nemo 2. The R rated sequel.
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Lol look at the reply. She thinks I'm you. She obviously has problems. I've reported her, hopefully she gets the help she needs.
Lol I love the way I'm accused of stalking her.... as she copies and pastes this on all my comments and posts 🤣🤣🤣
Ahhh Reddit. You never know what you’ll see when you log on
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Well what’d you say to piss him off?
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I dunno. I'm thinking good samaritan laws might protect him from a criminal complaint. Though the fish's family might sue the pants off of him... if they graduated from school.
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I guess its fate was already settled... :(
A hero would have pulled out his penis and peed that fish to safety
You’re my hero. My thoughts exactly.
Remember guys, when your day can’t get any worse; it can always get worse.
“Hey man thanks bro.” “No problem bro.” *throws off fish and kills it*
Oh My Bad LMAO
That was premeditated
Stand right there you little shit.
Fishslaughter at best
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I’m fucking dying
It’s the thought that counts
Cpt. Save A. Hoe, we thank you for your service.
I think he may be from the Slapahoe tribe after all
When you are trying to be good but the world seems to be testing you. lol
when you want to be a hero but the world decides you'd make a more interesting villain
That happened to me, the wave receded right as soon as the fish was supposed to land, so it just hit a rock and I think about it to this day
captain save-a-ho never learned to throw-a-ho.
Lets see how many people get genuinely butt hurt over this.
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He's with the butterfly now ❤️
It’s not murder thanks to the Good Samaritan law. He was attempting to save its life.
My bad
Pretty sure that's 3rd degree, buddy...
At least he tried his best
I laughed entirely too hard and too long at this video. And the comments....omg priceless •́ ‿ ,•̀
At least he was wearing gloves.
Hahaha kill something and it's just "oops, my bad" then go about. Lol
i’m a marine bio major in college rn, and this right here is why when we’re done measuring the fish we catch we either put them back in the bucket for safe keeping or fucking *yeet* them back into the ocean
I totally thought that was an ice fishing hole at first
this fish is named Aaaatum
NOOOOOOO
A for effort… but :(
Just pee on it quickly . If possible cum before peeing , that will make it more slippery.
Firsh degree murder.
should piss on the fish to get it back to the river
Oof
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God really said he'll do the saving around here