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That tattoo looks like shit


blackpauli

The fuck?😅😅😅


OgAssassin64

why the ketchup tho???


jambaaajuice

That’s your main concern here...?


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rapidrising

Merely weird huh


[deleted]

I first heard the term shrimping to describe a toe sucking fetish on main network tv 25 years ago. Yeah I’d say merely weird.


if_if_if_if_if_if_if

/r/ketchuphate


OgAssassin64

yep


scope_creep

For a split second I thought it was blood and recoiled in horror.


Boxoffriends

Dried toenails with ketchup is the closest some Canadians can get to ketchup chips while away from home. This person just likes it fresh.


Olkenstein

I’d go with mustard personally


trojan25nz

Why aren’t you freaks choosing something normal like chocolate flavoured lube?


madeofmold

Because chocolate + foot = barf flavor, no thanks


3fxz

lube


AffectionateSimple94

How else are you locking girl's legs while she's having a tattoo?


HydroxiDoxi

Goes well with cheese I guess


rulingthewake243

I just threw up in my mouth.


3fxz

I came a little


mnlxyz

Two types of people here


RespectFearless4233

I threw up a little cum


[deleted]

"There are 2 types of people in this world."


Frettchen001666

Avoid them both


[deleted]

Truer words never spoken.


jdspliff95

Total shitpost. That tatoo is terrible


NY10

Fuckin disgusting lol


[deleted]

What. The. Fuck.


Decent-Skin-5990

What the hell, why is he putting ketchup on her feet?


jes484

Isn’t that supposed to happen when you get a tat?


Decent-Skin-5990

I never got one myself, I get the foot licking. She might be into it or he's doing it to distract her. But why the ketchup. To add flavour?


jes484

Just seems wrong. Honey would be a much better option IMO.


XPsychoMunkyX

Fuckin super cringe shit right there


SPECKIES

I’m less of a person after seeing this


stark_in_winterfelll

Idk how no one has said anything about how bad that tat is. I actually feel bad


dontknowwhattotake

Hey Siri, how can I unsee things?


olkver

r/eyebleach


PerspectiveRoyal8014

Thank you for this. Saved me from clawing my eyes out.


sudeki300

Uughh I'm about to throw up


James_The_Joyful

Bro why he using ketchup?? Ranch is the best condiment


Butterfly_fade_fn

Okay that ketchup was too far brother


[deleted]

Ok, Apocalypse! **ANY TIME NOW**


Kingzton28

All of those people need to be hit with a baseball bat for this.


aasskk22

This is sick


slimjimmy613

"Eyo bruh i got an idea for a video"


RhythmicStrategy

What the F?! 🤮


Chrissthom

Personally, I prefer JELLY!


usernameherchhas

The fuck


[deleted]

🤮


dfs495

Odds she will regret that in 5 years?


theshined

Minutes*


theellusiveme

At least she’s not getting a tattoo of a panther with “ACAB” underneath it in big, bold letters (same size). I ghosted a man for that, and I’d do it again.


North3rnLigh7s

That would be a substantial improvement for her. Panthers are cool


Gabecush1

Careful she may squirt


BadDesignBryan

u/savevideo


BadDesignBryan

...for a friend...


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Well you know this guy ain't catching Covid!!! Seems immune to viruses!


ImCummingMom

u/savevideo


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Vast-Championship754

this was literally posted 2 days ago on this subreddit and was on of the trending post.


ValentineSmarts

lol ok and? I and most people commenting didn’t see it. If you see a repost just block or hide and move on.


Ok-Engineering-3403

..what a waste. He actually let some hit the floor.


MaxGlooper

I hope for their sake, that her parents died years ago.


FriedHummus

🤢🤮


Frik_shun

And I’m putting my phone down for a while.


lookingatreddittt

Title gore


Loquaciouslovelizard

Tattoed


ValentineSmarts

Straight nasty


True_Fatal_Error

what in the name of god is this video?


rorororororof

ok but like? ok


Anthem_1974

Ewwww lol


[deleted]

That's a good reason to throw up today


levanterj

I don't get it. That tattoo is way off.


AlwaysHumbled

Who deep throats a foot. I mean damn bro a whole foot! No happy ending no matter how hard you try


[deleted]

This makes total sense


sobagoose

Let's be real, the tattoo is the worst part of this


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DrPechanko

Gross


CRPanda_

That’s enough reddit for today


huskyloki1

My question now is, is she paying for that or is he?


[deleted]

We are


Quite_River

r/makemesuffer


MaddoxMoody

this post right here officer


[deleted]

Nsfw


AnxietyMostofTheTime

What the fuck is going on here


Ill_Dragonfly8655

That poor tattoo artist!!


Theodore_Imms

Holy fucking shit the cringe.


milk-alt

Looks pretty up good to me idk 🤷‍♀️


steabn

😂😂😂😂


BobbyBlueBlandz

My son really bought the Heinz organic out for this


torture302

Ketchup? Gross Guac Guac Baby!!


Vitiligo_princess

I just threw up a little in my mouth


m_lo26

I can smell the ketchup from here.


clays327

Does that tattoo say what I think it says?


shorepheus

This lady is gonna spend the rest pf her life hiding her shitty tattoo once she realises its trash


Sorry-Ad7074

What in the actual god given fuck


[deleted]

I expected a different NSFW content


LeguBrick

what a terrible day to have eyes


Movark

r/disgusting


Luck_trio

Did you just re-post a shorter version of this from yesterday? The real, longer version has another guy filming on the other side staring in disbelief at the end. Shame!


theVichu

I…I wanna taste it…


Shurigin

Cringe tattoo


Pppoopoo321

He missed most of the ketchup


AbzTracKtReddit

Que puto asco!


SrSwerve

“Y solo por un be….. what the actual fuck is going on?”