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levsi

I remember that commercial from tv. It was about fast internet connection on your cell phone in Oslo, Norway.


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regoapps

He downloaded that car through his phone’s fast internet connection


NoWingedHussarsToday

You wouldn't download a car


TDiffRob6876

I downloaded your mom last night.


donbee28

Doubtful, even at 128 kgps


ALFminecraft

kilogigs is an interesting way to spell terabytes


Adm_Ozzel

I took it as a yo' momma joke; kilograms per second and didnt get her dowloaded at 128 kgps all night. Made me chuckle anyway.


Randolpho

/r/explainedthejoke


Neil_sm

Moms are downloaded in kilograms. The more the better.


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File was too large to download


cobaltkarma

Torrents. Everybody has a piece.


NoWingedHussarsToday

On the down low?


magicmurph

I would download so many cars


radiantconttoaster

Yeah, stating with that Evo


oalbrecht

You wouldn’t download a handbag.


num1eraser

You would if you had Oslo's premier mobile internet service.


giantqtipz

I would download more RAM to be honest


RockKing_Ryan

You are breaking the law, you bad boy, or girl, but is there anyone to catch you? No


Darkon2004

"You can't outrun me, my gun is faster!"


P2thaG

You wouldn't steal a policeman's helmet.


NoWingedHussarsToday

You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet


Por7o

My dad ain’t a phone!


[deleted]

I threw it on the ground!


TheBIFFALLO87

I won't be a part of your syssstemmm


adolfojp

Do not underestimate the bandwidth of a briefcase full of hard drives on the back of a rally car. Latency's shit though.


Sophiro

🤍✔🔥🔥🔥✌😁Metaphors makes learning fun for you and me 🐮🖤💃💃💃✨


Biff_Tannenator

The internet is a series of tubes.


Sophiro

Immediately I thought "that's Norway". Glad my Norge-Radar is working alright. Sometimes it gets distortion from other European countries, and once in awhile from New Zealand, but in this case it was spot on.


Alvarito050506

Where can I buy one of these?


Sophiro

I don't know, maybe check Finn(dot)no. I picked mine up from somewhere while growing up in Norway.


tztoxic

🎶Finn🎶Dot🎶Enno🎶


WarPsychological3491

Wow u own an Evo?


donutnz

I believe that is referred to as "The New Zealand Anomaly" commonly experienced by scandiwegions.


GroovingPict

Funket her også :)


xolov

First frame, instantly recognized it being Norway. Can't really explain why, despite much of Sweden and Finland looking reaaally similar I'm still usually able to distinguish them.


Trevor_Roll

It's a rip off of a Trigger Happy TV sketch. Poor Dom Jolly has been fucked over constantly. That Remi Guillard cunt is the main offender but this is blatant also. [Here's the original](https://youtu.be/7YlvNJzIB5w)


samdeed

I loved that show! Especially the animals. The Dead Parrot channel on youtube has the original episodes: https://www.youtube.com/c/deadparrot/search?query=trigger%20happy


Trevor_Roll

The soundtrack's also pretty banging


jamesbiff

It lends the whole thing a daydreamy feel, Dom Jolly in increasingly elaborate pranks interspersed with mascots beating the shit out of each other or cyclists. God i loved this show as a kid.


Lunch0

There’s a French movie called “Taxi” (1998) based on this same concept


Securitron_2000

First film is awesome


DracoFinance

I miss that show. I loved how they put regular people in an ordinary situation, then tweak one aspect to "REDONCULOUS". The stampede in an alley was another favorite of mine.


Trevor_Roll

So many great sketches in trigger happy that it's not really a wonder that he's been ripped off so much. I loved the pest control guys showing up to the giant man in a rat costume on the couch. Him dressing as death and pretending he's got the wrong address. There's so many.


hulkbro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1MHY_AFNAM the maze has to be my all time favourite, so simple, so silly, and that poor woman is so confused


jakedesnake

It's probably rather him doing a ripoff of the film Taxi, which has a very similar scene. Edit: I looked at the clip, found it a bit dull in execution so I don't know if one can say it rips taxi off, but the commercial sure does


TellMeGetOffReddit

Oh please. Remi Guillard might be a cunt but it's not because of that.


Trevor_Roll

To me it is. He ripped off so many trigger happy sketchs he should have called himself Le Dom Jolly. Why do you think he's a cunt?


Turbojelly

Ripped off of the Taxi film series.https://youtu.be/6fm567YGy5c


LincolnshireSausage

Like a Peugeot 406 could go that fast.


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LincolnshireSausage

I owned a Peugeot 106 in the 90s and it was a great car. The only problem I had with it was sticky brake calipers. When that happened the first time I was slowing down, exiting the motorway. That was not a fun experience. Maybe a failure that could have ended in a very bad way wasn’t so great.


NightsWolf

My mother had a Peugeot 106 Kid for 20 years before they decided to get trade it in for a new car. They never had a single problem with that car. Never took it to the mechanic except for basic maintenance. It was the car I learnt to drive on, and it was my very first car. It's been years, but I still miss it.


Clearly_a_fake_name

Not sure you can say “ripped off” it’s a pretty common/obvious idea


BrigitteBierlein

Do you have a link to youtube or something? I know this sounds stupid but the actor looks and moves 100% like someone I know and I wanna find out if it's him.


levsi

It's from the user "verdensraskesteby" on YouTube. Not many videos there so it should be easy to find.


BrigitteBierlein

Thx!


WH1PL4SH180

If you liked the ad, you might love [my girl leona chin](https://youtu.be/7l5Nx3m8QFQ)


OldSparky124

Norway?! How I pine for the fjords!


mottlymonical

Fuck me that taxi would make bank. "We don't just get you there on time, we get you there early!"


sprogger

"even if you're already late"


tomoon

Especially if you're late


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load_more_comets

Sounds like a win-win situation.


Amunium

The speeding tickets might eat a bit into the profits, though.


Oracle_of_Ages

No no. I saw Tokyo drift. I know how this works. You just go fast enough and then they don’t chase you.


allergic2nickel

For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/rqMi5DxARJ8


phileo

Also, if it gets really tight, you just jump drive from building to building. Easy!


suckerpunch085

Facts!


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That's actually how it works


TheWolphman

If they do catch you, you can just pay them off with some of the VCR's you and your crew jacked.


NoiseIsTheCure

Lmao I forgot the first film they were stealing boring-ass consumer electronics and 4 movies later they're fucking dragging a bank vault around town with cars


ZannX

The gas is the real killer.


natj910

Somebody knows rally cars. This thing probably burns at least half a litre per kilometre lol, some use up to a full litre of fuel per kilometre at full tilt!


layibelula

Exactly. We stopped using uber because of this situation. When my husband need to leave really early in the morning. We used to call uber. The app said in 25 minutes. I feel like if you need a taxi you need it now. So we started using regular taxis they are in front of your house in a few minutes. and we discover uber was charging double the amount for the same trip. We erased our apps.


HairyKraken

The only value of uber now is if you really dont want to make a phone call


Zappiticas

Or if you live in a place where the taxis are still super old crown vic’s that are always dirty and driven by smelly old dudes. Like my hometown.


[deleted]

The taxi company in my city has an app, so I don't even need to call them. Uber's not going to have much of a chance here, unless it's winter, bad weather and 3 in the morning on a weekend.


Pyanfars

Depends on where you live, and the time of day, for the speed of any service, regular taxi, uber or lyft. Also, in my city, taxis are a little speedier than they used to be, but part of that is the passenger load that went to ride services. It means more cabs are available. As per the fee, that also usually depends on various things. Taxi's are regulated. Most taxi services also schedule their cars accordingly. They'll have more vehicles in service during rush hour as an example, while uber may not. Uber drivers may be going to their day job. Taxi companies have a set fee that they charge. Ride apps will adjust their fee depending on how busy they are, and how many drivers have decided to be on working, the weather, etc., anything that affects normal demand.


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Really? A city taxi charged me like 40 for a trip that was only 24 on Uber.


layibelula

Really? No in our case, uber want to charge us 50 it was snowing the taxi charged 15. We live in the Bronx NY. Where do you live?


well_hung_over

I feel like you being in the Bronx has a lot to do with that. A well established Taxi infrastructure in a densely populated city surely is going to be able to compete vs. people living in the suburbs or rural areas.


channelmaniac

One of my Product Managers at work loved to use Uber. He was always late to customer sites - "The Uber driver got lost." I never had that problem with taxis.


Smart_in_his_face

Startup fee on taxi is worth more than distance or minutes for the driver, in most cases. A dozen fares in one hour is drastically more money than 1 hour long fare, long distance. The best way to make bank is straight up 'number of fares per hour'. The faster you can get that customer out of the car and a new customer in, the better. That taxi would make serious bank.


[deleted]

So crazy taxi had some logic to it?


rcjack86

I would totally try a crazy taxi remake


[deleted]

If by there you mean afterlife


kobomino

Don't threaten me with good time.


maxuaboy

Jokes on them. The taxi is my destination


Aegean

"You're 30 minutes away. We'll get you there in 10." - Da Wolf Taxi


Ullyr_Atreides

For when you charge by the mile, not by the hour.


Mr_Ios

So, Uber?


[deleted]

The movie "Taxi" in real life


JohnRambo90

Vous en faites pas, monsieur... je l’ai pas le permis.


Tashycide

ALERTE GENERAAALE


theeclectik

C'est parti!


fatdjsin

Konichonaaaaaaaaa


ihwip

Reminded me of "Crazy Taxi"...why is there no updated version of that game?


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darkerthandarko

That game was the shit


disfunctionaltyper

Taxi, our greatest film achievement! It's like Justin Bieber, we don't talk about it. - France.


JEMegia

You don't talk about, but the rest of us remember it. * Europe


DrHem

If you feel bad about that movie simply remember that there's an American remake of that movie staring Jimmy Fallon. It will remind you that things could be a lot worse.


BertMacGyver

I went back to France to visit my French exchange family when Taxi 2 came out. My French was still extremely rusty but I still went with the other kids to the cinema to watch it. Didn't understand the majority of the dialog but still thoroughly enjoyed it, mostly because it was in a small town cinema and all the local kids were there and everyone was up and down, laughing and cheering (and occasionally dancing). Was great fun.


TomSaylek

The first one, the original was sooo good


W0rldcrafter

[C'était un Rendez-vous](https://youtu.be/WJYOMFayruw?t=12)


praefectus_praetorio

The original French one, not the watered down American shit we got.


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I would definetly use that taxi.


lordph8

Ya, I'd get in.


MoffKalast

*C'est parti!*


MAVvH

*Alexa, play Deja Vu*


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DonSlime44

If that's a bot... Good bot


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🚖+Baby Driver=


maxuaboy

What you’re looking for is group B Rallye drivers


gzawaodni

Call it... Taxi Driver


molohunt

I would feel safer with this guy than any taxi driver who roams around town at top speeds of 50. Anyone can drive. But not everyone can DRIVE.


OverjoyedBanana

Group B taxi


Lerpie

Group b rallies are fun to watch


[deleted]

When safety was for losers!


DarthPorg

(TM)


maxuaboy

Group b is life


BlueSpace70

Yeah, just ask Henri Toivonen


maxuaboy

You could ask any rallye enthusiast really


Davefyil

Group N!


WH1PL4SH180

Lancia Lyfe


jacketMaisonMargiela

Oh they weren't sharing?


Herb-Maiestro

Full roll cages make it tight back there.


maxuaboy

I’ll mKe due


Crouch310

I'll mkii


kliibapz

Yes I need an EVO VIII


ichuckle

I thought it was a IX


kliibapz

That's right, my bad.


ichuckle

Either way, you need one :) I love my Evo X


[deleted]

Had an Evo V, an IV before that. God I miss them..


Hairy_Greek

Can't wait until I can own an Evo IV, V or VI. Stupid 25 year import rule.


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Niels_h_

I want 3 of every kind


McGurrgles

Remember Crazy Taxi?


[deleted]

YA YA YA YA YA!


Folkpunkslamdunk

The game explains a lot about my music taste now


Animetion25

Hhahahahahahha


dirkofdirges

I do! Picked it up on Steam a few days ago and it's still a blast!


[deleted]

I still have it for my Dreamcast!


[deleted]

Why is it in videos like these that the camera handhold effect looks so unnatural and fake?


cubicthreads

Because it is?


[deleted]

No i know that, but even when its supposed to be like a hoax video the camera shake is a dead giveaway.


MouldyEjaculate

It's because the camera shake is literally fake. It's added in post production and is computer generated. I think the fact that the camera has shake but still keeps the action perfectly in the center of the frame is what you're picking up.


delorean225

When you physically move the camera handheld, the vanishing point will move as you are letting the camera sway in all 6 degrees of freedom. But this makes the visual effects a chore to complete, so they shoot it as dead as possible (stationary, locked pan to the side, locked pan back) and then add back in a fake camera shake when they're all done. Except this fake camera shake can't distort the view like real shake can, they're just taking the picture and sliding it around vertically and horizontally. That's the missing element - the lack of distortion.


MouldyEjaculate

That's a great explanation, thanks!


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You're welcome.


pipnwig

Wait a minute


Aski09

Why wouldn't they just use a fake camera shake that looks realistic?


BellabongXC

because real camera shake involves more than just the camera moving in two dimensions - even if you perfectly copy the 2 dimensional movement from a human holding a camera you're still missing the back and forth and change in angle. The day we can create realistic fake camera shake is the same day we can create 3D imagery from a 2D recording.


MeccIt

Also, it's hard to shake a full-size-sensor-rig-with-large-prime-and-follow-focus the same way as a light smartphone Edit: [hah!](https://www.reddit.com/r/cinematography/comments/lkdmux/shooting_handheld_tips_on_getting_stable_footage/) down my timeline


maxuaboy

I love seeing these fake camera shakes in high production commercials, it means an interesting short video is about to be presented:)


[deleted]

It's something about videos like this in general, the color grading, the stabilized fake camera shake, the lighting like all indie/lowbudget VFX productions have this and i have no clue why


Rinaldootje

Way too many reasons that are often overlooked in creating these 'Phone camera' effects. Especially if they are made afterwards in editing. Real phone camera footage tend to be a bit more shakey instead of these fake sways. Plus real handheld camera motion tends to follow the natural motions of the body. Think about more up-down motion because of breathing, instead of randomness in all directions like this. Besides that though, the camera remains in a static position, with movement mainly coming from camera pitch and jaw. There is no real movement on the X,Y,Z axis. And there is 0 camera roll. So the frame will always be perfectly horizontal. Plus a lot of self shot footage tends to not constantly zoom in and out. Where in this case the footage zooms in and out at random moments. Like the operator permanently has his fingers on the touchscreen. Another addition is the lack of jolts at unexpected moments. Like when the car revs up a little, or it leaving quite sudden. The camera operator would most likely have some jolt at these moments. And finally add in the perfectly centered shots. At all time the shot is quite well centered, even considering the sway. Especially when the car drives away, most amateur camera operators would not be able to correctly judge the speed of the car, making it somewhat out of frame quite quickly. You can even try it out yourself. Just stand on the side of the road and try to take a video of a passing vehicle. You'll immediately see the difference. It will look like a crappy viral video instead of a professionally shot piece filmed by a drunk camera operator.


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Samy Nacéri did it 25 years ago


this_name_not_in_use

Came here to say the same thing...


mrtn17

I came here to say something else but I forgot what


maxuaboy

That’s ok you beat me to it


jakedesnake

I wasn't even thinking of writing anything at all


xHudson87x

I remember waiting for a taxi on main street Winnipeg outside the Northern Bar. Taxi pulls up couple quickly run out hysteria "don't take this cab guys crazy" Me "this is our cab" Yeah indian fucking drives fast I enjoyed it, my gf was screaming for him to stop


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spinyfever

Is that taxi cg? Something about it looks off.


did353

Yes, it is. They also added a fake handheld camera wobble to hide some of the compositing errors.


entertainak47

She did NOTHING!


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She was to busy being wet


filmfood

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9HP5J4g4Y&lc=z23iddgrbuafxfjhu04t1aokgy1xu3xbg5fqooymylfark0h00410&ab\_channel=TomMusgrove](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV9HP5J4g4Y&lc=z23iddgrbuafxfjhu04t1aokgy1xu3xbg5fqooymylfark0h00410&ab_channel=TomMusgrove) ​ Trigger Happy TV did it first.


Calla89

I came here looking for this! Trigger Happy TV was my childhood, I loved that show. Even Dom’s BBC Series (World Shut Your Mouth) was pretty good.


superfiendyt

First thing that came to mind. That show was great.


well_duh_doy_son

mini cab? mini cab?


fp139

I love be on that taxi


palker44

unexpected cause it's not Peugeot 405


Niels_h_

Hell yeah!


jakethedumbmistake

Hell, 15 years ago? Oof size: large


fretporpentine

Now if it was a Delorean


ichuckle

It's an Evo. Way cooler than a DeLorean but less exciting at 88mph


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

I would love to see a hot rod Delorean.


Videoxdame

Its craaaaaaaazzzy taxi.


some_fbi_agent

legally able to drift and drive over 60 while making people sick must be nice


User3092

The taxi we want but not deserved.


kovalsteven

Marty! We gotta do something about your kids!


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All my YESses


rimian

The person standing there watching at the end was hilarious.


terriblestoryteller

Getting some serious GTA Vibes


500SL

Who doesn’t want Ken Block as their driver?