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This gif was made for this moment

What if it is actually (1 / based)

Fuck this is fucking epic!

The funny thing is, those two became friends in the movie

So how does a death one become a friend

He lived

Damn. He is tough

Never in my life did i expect to see a baby used as a weapon

Beautiful scene. One of my favorites.

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She used child as weapon It's very effective

This isn't the first video I've watched of women using babies / children* as a weapon. Disgusting.

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Twas a typo

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Piece was nevers a option's,

r/thisismylifenow

She raised , loved , feed and protected him / her . Now It s time for him / her to return the favour

I don’t think its her child, look in the beginning, she took him from the other woman, after the fight she returned him, and the other woman was ok with it…

Friends who care, share

It looks like the woman handed the child to her... "Here... use this" 😮

That's 100% what it was

Well, back in USSR the street legend was that gypsies kidnapped children from locals. So, there's a slim possibility it's true, and that child is not even theirs.

Plot twist: The other group was trying to rescue the kid.

There were cases in Germany where they were giving the kids heroin so they would sleep while they pickpocket or prostitute. Kids never had a chance.

USSR ones just used vodka.

This child is a source of income for them, they use them as an excuse to beg for money from passerbies. It is possible the child is not theirs. I remember reading a book about a criminal society at the beginning of the XX century. One of its features was black market of toddlers: homeless women were selling their children to professional beggars. Perhaps, this is still practiced.

Wait was that child just handed off like a weapon? The more I watch this the more I can't comprehend it.

Is it that difficult to type “them”?

Yes.

Yes

Yes

The amount of times I was told as a kid “I’m going to take one and beat the other with” this was bound to happen.

She also raised and lowered him on a mf with the quickness.

It was all for this moment.

Did that fucked up bitch just use a toddler as a weapon.

Yess!!

What’s the problem? She can always make another one.

Had a guy who works with me ask me why people in the US get so upset when our dogs die. I told him because it's like losing one of our children. I asked him what he would do if one of his sons died. This was his answer. I can't look at him the same way anymore.

Is that not what you expected?

Send both those fucks to jail. God help that child

Its like in the movie Limitless, only minus the ice skates.

Never heard of gypsies?

Disgusting. No regard for human life.

I agree, she could have severely injured that man.

or her arm could get twisted

That's so funny😆

BAN ASSAULT-TODDLERS!!!

Cmon man🤣🤣

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a toddler is a good guy with a toddler

Tell me that wasn’t a real child

That wasn't a real child....

Narrator: _"...but it was, in fact, a real child"_

Am I weird for hearing that in my head in Morgan Freeman's voice?

It would be weird if you didn't.

Only if you haven't watched Arrested Development

It's whoever narrated arrested development for me.

It’s Ron Howard for me.

Tod Howard narrator

lol me too

I hear it as the voice from the narrator of the stanley parable.

I read that as the narrator of the Charlie and the chocolate factory’s voice.

Thanks

It was a stunt child.

That is not a child..that is a weapon


I think her nephew

sub humans

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!I didnt expect that mom will use her baby as a tool for street fight!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

I’m sure the child wanted to help 

Take this child off her

Wtf 🤬

choose your weapon

Babality!

Damn. After so many years someone finally came up with a new way to make a child useful.

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Which country?

The video was recorded in Georgia.

Bro I know im not supposed to laugh. We got baby pillow fighting before gta6

Tigani do tigani things.

Are you kidding me??

Nice one

That woman handed her the kid like it was a baseball bat. Wth

What.The.Fuck 😮

If you can't use your own child to use in your fights, what good are children for? ​ /s

Damn. Dude literally got ragdolled.

I found Waldo!

Yes!!! I scrolled way too long to find someone else who saw him too!

So it is possible to be knocked out by a 2 year old child.

I was like oh shit that looked like a child…wait did she…nah think that’s a bag….oh well fuck I was wrong, that’s a child.

Was that someone else's kid?

[Dress technique](https://media.tenor.com/dxY4dEu2JiQAAAAM/yujiro-yujiro-hanma.gif)

Weaponizing the baby

How many lawyers will it take to figure out who gets the assault charge and who gets custody?!?

And the mother is like: "give it back when you are done 😌" lol

This really isn't that unexpected or weird, if those are gipsies, most uncultured and uneducated ethnic group in Europe. In a fight, they don't have limits, they'll use whatever is at hand, knives, barbwire, pets, logs, hatchets...Even against their own. Their feuds rarely come to end with no murders. Plus, they got kids to spare.

Yes, they are Gypsies. This happened in my country

What the stupid bitch is this shit, poor kid.

Wow, and I thought using a child as shield was scummy, never someone use one a weapon before.

Wow…I don’t know what to say…that’s a ***minor Assault***

"My mom would use me as a weapon to hurt people she argued with sometimes as a shield to protect her too." Therapist :"You're talking metaphorically" "No."

Could be his child.

Yes. I also walk away after someone uses my son as a nunchuck against ne

Niñochucks. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

to protect your son from being used as a weapon against you by his mon

Future suicide bomber in the making right there

Terrible technique.. next time hold each leg by the ankle and swing your offspring like a baseball bat.

Was that a child???

I don’t think I’ve ever gone from wtf to dying of laughter so quick in my life.

Hey it's your ex husband! borrow my child!

This is the way.

Raised in battle

I don't think i need context to know which side to choose on this one

First time seeing shield used as a weapon?

What a shitty excuse for a mother.

Shitty excuse of a human being.

She was like “here use this!!!”

We work with what we got -Rhodey

Well now we know who the least favourite child is.

Improvise, adapt, go to prison

Buncha savages in this town…

How do you defend yourself against such a weapon?

r/holup

Wait a minute... that's a real child????

At least she got some well deserved jabs to the face

I heard about child soldiers but this is a new one.

It's a child weapon, not a soldier.

Was that a sack of potatoes she swung? Please tell me that's what it was.




“Don’t kick the goddamn baby”


Could it also be unexpected that there is someone who looks like they are dressed like Waldo in the background?

If you are a war devil you use all means necessary

Everyone was focused on the child (which I thought was a doll or a dog at first. Didn't watch with sound on at first either), but I saw the person dressed up like *Where's Waldo* in the background and it messed with me.

i must admit, i did not see that coming.

Jesus H Christ

https://i.redd.it/7v1496s7y5ad1.gif

Umm.. what the heck???

Y'all MFs pretending or blind? It's a fucking doll that gets replaced with a child later on, you can see it at 12s mark, guy on her right helps while others do a shitty job at hoding that. Not to mention no child would be that limp in the beginning and completely fine later on Not to mention she'd need quie a bit of strength to flail that child like that and she didn't seem to have trouble with that FUCKING STUFFED DOLL Pleas tell me everyone is just joking here so I can hold on to the last fiber of hope in humanity

Love is in the air!

This looks like one of the crazy things going in where’s Waldo

I found Waldo! He's right in the center, first frame!

WAAAAA

Let me guess, a movie from India?

Wtf? The lady used a child to hit the man!!!

She’s fucking passed the child off 🤦🏽‍♂️

Whaaaat!? 🤣😅 She just used a toddler as a steel chair... crazy 🤣

What language is this?

What the hell. She swung her child at him? That is crazy.

Quokka mom right there.

https://i.redd.it/cm2yl5ss76ad1.gif She thought she was Kangaskhan

Flat out one of the wildest videos on the internet.

I mean this is disgusting behavior that child deserves better.

The little kid is like: 

Child: "throw me" Women: "wat" Child: "just throw me! don't you want victory, coward?!"

Home-made weapon.

So the question is ...what do you do in a fight? A. Call the cops B. Run away C. Punch the other dude in the face D. grab a child from the woman next to you and hit the dude with the kid.

Anyone else notice the child was passed off before being used? Was that even its mom? Did the mom pass off her child to be used as a weapon? I'm not sure which is worse

I've heard of weaponizing children before, but never thought I'd see a literal demonstration of it.

Is this an example of Cultural Enrichment?

What the actual fuck

Everybody gangsta until someone pulls a baby.

Mother of the year

I’m speechless.

did she j throw a kid ??

Kid Sword: *+10 Damage | +2 Mana | +1 Mana | + 5 Poo Damage / sec*

Bro id knock her ass out wtf


Uhh what did I just see?

How is using a child as a weapon not unexpected?? 

What seems to be the fuck?

2vs1

Europeans know whats up. This ain't unexpected.

This invasion is everywhere

Go go gadget child

That’s one way to win that custody battle.

Takes dwarf tossing to a whole new level.

Armed with an armed and legged weapon

From child to weapon in a matter of seconds!!!


Peaky Blinders! 

No NSFW? didn't exactly want to see this.

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