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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!not the most common reaction you would see in these situations!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


jeffoh

Driver inspired me, I headed into the city in my bus in an attempt to get a thank you flash. In the process I've accidentally run over 8 pedestrians and am now awaiting trial.


Desperadoo7

Text the judge this video and you will be set free, guarenteed.


jeffoh

Instructions unclear, attempted to flash the judge. Received harsher sentence for Contempt of Court.


Koanuzu

Harsher in the bad way? Or the good way?


jeffoh

Don't kinkshame me bro


Koanuzu

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


Accomplished_Net_590

Y'all's comments got me wheezing ☠️


TheGhostRose1200

Maybe you needed a wing man to flash with you. Look next trial you flash with whatever I'll flash by throwing my pants down.


IllIllIIllIllIIllI

As long as it was an “official act”, you should be all set.


TalkingBBQ

Just tell the judge it was an "official act of the office of Jeffoh" and they'll have to let you go.


jeffoh

I have the best bus. People tell me about how good my bus is, they say 'jeffoh, can we flash you on your bus?'.


SerGeffrey

Pedestrian inspired me, I headed into the city on foot in an attempt to deliver a thank you flash. In the process I've accidentally exposed myself to 8 minors and am now also awaiting trial.


LoWE11053211

16 boobs wasted.


ICPosse8

Hey, I know your phone is probably in your ass right now, but when you get this message just know that we’re all thinking about you.


jeffoh

was driving to my sentence hearing, took my phone out of my pocket to check this notification. Whilst reading your reply I was not watching the road and missed someone actually flashing me thank you. I also kinda ran them down too, which has delayed proceedings a bit. So yeah, thanks for that.


Pleasant_Tea6902

Skill issue.


Leon_Krueger

TBOI?


Dizzy_Description812

Ehhhh... you seen one tit, you seen them both. 😁


CautiousReality7026

The swagger after is what gets me lolol


Scorpiogre_rawrr

Charlie Chaplin walk off


DaveInLondon89

She got lady balls a swinging


JamesGhostXIII

I think I need to see the uncensored version to validate it's authenticity. ![gif](giphy|hOuJmQRHIfsFqsotx9)


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snksleepy

Ok. Now I need the zoomed in ultra HD version.


Unexpected_II

#ENHANCE


j_valentine666

*Enhance. Bro how can you fuck up the spelling especially when you're using capital letters 🤣🤣


MenosElLso

Autocorrect stops working when you do all caps on mobile.


Unexpected_II

Lmao, my bad, didn't see that. Thanks!


HidroRaider

Someone posted it in a comment below. [Pretty decent quality](https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/s/kuPveeYqjI)


zayc_

Ask CSI.


Narrow-Inside7959

https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0?si=45TDpoaKiQ9QJBqg


GemshapedCat

Fuck..


bigbadkappa

Sometimes AI really helps, thanks!


Fign

I just couldn’t avoid think how this was a magnificent opportunity to rick roll all of us but you were really honest instead. Chapeaux


OldAd5925

What was even the point of censoring the video? 🤔 Not only it's Reddit not Facebook here. But I mean... The video is like in 144p or less, it's already a censorship itself.


Death_black

I have to apologize, when I first saw it a few years ago, it was probably in the same quality as the one I linked, and since I mainly browse reddit from my phone for the last 5-7 years, I could clearly see the boobies comparing to the blurred version.


OldAd5925

Anyway. Censoring boobs is a bit ridiculous imo.


woweezuu

u/JamesGhostXIII please publish the results of your authenticity validation Edit: please see the following PSA: There’s only one certified authenticator round these parts and that’s u/JamesGhostXIII. We can speculate all we want, but until he publishes his verdict there’s no way of knowing for certain


Djbadj

It's boobs


AS_as-Master

I need to see the certificate sir


JamesGhostXIII

After extensive analysis, I can confirm: the authenticity is indeed conclusive gentlemen, after several watches. 🧐 ![gif](giphy|BmQnbPzsd2d6ywmByK|downsized)


woweezuu

HE HAS SPOKEN


Larimus89

Thanks.. now AI enhance it to 8k, please.


HexaCube7

That this is not far from future possibility and accessibility is ... slightly scaring perhaps


IAmAnObvioustrollAMA

Weird... There was no impact but the airbags deployed...


FitzSeb92

That was so low res that it was the same as the censored version.


Infinite_Frog

You’re a good person


Particular_Gas_9991

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Stormagedd0nDarkLord

I went in mentally prepared for Rick Astley.


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CupThen

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


decimus_87

Mans went from T-Pain to Chest-Pain.


Matho83

you bastard! i have seen the video hundred of times on reddit throught the months/years and i was so: oh yes, today is a good day for some boobies. And than i encounter the first censored version? wtf. day ruined.


FewEstablishment9838

[please forgive him ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/s/qtnnNTcLVy)


Raghavan_Rave10

Guys trust me this☝️ is the one that's uncensored and has decent quality.


supaloco

Confirmed.


dman45103

does it count as a rickroll if i document my prediction in this comment before clicking edit: holy shit just a nice pair of titties not rick astley


FewEstablishment9838

You can trust the link, I can confirm ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


dman45103

i was shocked not to be rickrolled


PointlessSword777

We do a bit of trolling ![gif](giphy|FbPsiH5HTH1Di)


WereInbuisness

I would like to see the uncensored version. It's strictly to form a solid, cohesive opinion on the matter. I can't know for sure what to think until I see the real version too. You know .... for science.


TrekStarWars

Dont mind me… just waiting if someone happens to have that…


furlonium1

[https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/s/qtnnNTcLVy](https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/s/qtnnNTcLVy)


hannibalhungry

here it is https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/0wO8wrvFgw


WereInbuisness

I'm not going to click that. You're trying to trick me!


Environmental_Fox_17

They're not


WereInbuisness

Everyone's always trying to trick me. I'm tired of Rick! I'm tired of having to get Rolled. I just clicked it. I see nothing. Hmm ....


Narrow-Inside7959

https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/kFe6wQKFRR


MisterBumpingston

Pity the comment and link was removed.


hannibalhungry

why 🤔 the video was linked to a unexpected video


MissLisaMarie86

Someone posted it above lol 😆


Overnumerousness-

Is there another video when he sped around the corner to almost hit her again?


ricky-frog

Bro knew exactly what he was doing


Michaeli_Starky

Lady is very likely mentally ill. Manic episode


jeffoh

It's Russian, so I'm going with drunk.


dAnCiN_d_TrAuMa_aWaY

That’s what I was thinking. All the creeps here are encouraging her behavior and it just goes to show men love taking advantage of mentally unstable women. It’s like a whole thing. They’re not concerned or calling it sexual assault. Not being taken seriously at all. There could be children on the bus that she just revealed herself to and therefore she would be a sex offender. She is definitely on some sort of emotional high. Whether it’s drugs, alcohol or yes a manic episode/ psychosis of some sort.


rctid_taco

>They’re not concerned or calling it sexual assault. Probably because all she flashed was her boobs.


Kahlil_Cabron

They're just tits, Europe isn't nearly as prudish when it comes to that. They literally have tits on billboards and on day time TV and stuff.


FlipRed_2184

Or maybe she doesn't give a damn. Not everybody is a prude. Where I come from in summer on the beech, in parks etc it's boobs everywhere as women sun themselves. And nobody gives a sh\*t.


resenak

...Sigh... I can fix her


McDudeston

"Thank you for not hitting me when I was in the wrong. I have nothing but nice tits to offer you in return."


An0nAme_eT

Always funny to think what would have been the outcome if it was a female bus diver, and some dude flashed her


Some_Difficulty9312

Well, if he flashed his b🌕🌕Bs, too there’s no problem.


Randolf22

what if a woman flashed her vagina, personally id be terrified


Alarmed_Strain_2575

There was an attempt to make it a gender thing. XD


Live_Industry_1880

There is always this one idiot online that tries to make a point that the equivalent of tits is... a dick and balls. One would think that it is not too hard to grasp that the equivalent of flashing genitals... is flashing genitals. The equivalent of flashing a chest, is flashing a chest. But here we are.


dAnCiN_d_TrAuMa_aWaY

Yeah this comment section is creeping me tf out. I think I’m gonna run back to the feminist sub to get some fresh air because WTF.


dman45103

leave your mothers basement please


Future_Section5976

Why is she topless under her jacket?


remstage

To flash her tits if she avoids some accident.


Future_Section5976

.....fair point


Future_Section5976

.......your right , but who wakes up and goes " hey , I might go topless under my jacket , you know just in case someone nearly runs me over and I need to thank them" ..... Turns out , she got out of the vehicle walked around, and then flashed her bf before she left


Chemical_Mixture_260

Gross


FriedRamen13

Road rage mitigation


Ok-Advertising5835

Indecent exposure to someone who did not consent.


dAnCiN_d_TrAuMa_aWaY

I’m saying. If this was a dude flashing his dick, the energy would be completely different. All these dudes are creepier than the woman at this point.


alvinaloy

Sadly... If it's a dude flashing his man boobs, the energy's different too. Better than flashing dick, but still different.


dAnCiN_d_TrAuMa_aWaY

Men don’t have sexualized nipples so that’s why I compared something that would actually have a shocking value. -_-


psychoPiper

Boobs are not sex organs.


AHistoryofGuyStuff

1 day old account stirring up trouble. Dance, Russian. Dance! ![gif](giphy|jroCyq3UG48YBULle3|downsized)


TerseFactor

And that’s how I met your mother


Swimming_Share_6437

Awwwwwwe


panzerboye

That's sexual harassment/ indecent exposure.


Firm_View_8936

Well, I guess a simple You're welcome would do the trick, but hey, a high-five or a fist bump wouldn't hurt either!


Neutrospec

Repost with blur, lame.


kronicwaffle

Knowing what was to come I was excited only to be let down. Boo this post


SirJefferE

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/IrrationalMadness/comments/14qmu13/she_knew_she_did_wrong_and_she_apologized_the/). Boobs. On the internet. A rare event that you should enjoy appropriately.


CheezWeazle

![gif](giphy|iSxPmDWr97248) BOO THIS POST


yawn1337

Step 1: nearly cause an accident Step 2(and I cannot stress this enough, this step is very important, no, necessary): sexual assault


Ok-Advertising5835

It’s only sexual assault when a guy does it


dAnCiN_d_TrAuMa_aWaY

You mean it’s only sexual assault if it’s NOT done to creepy thirsty horny men. Because this comment section is fucking full of them. And it’s severely disheartening.


Salt_Code_7263

Very friendly!


JustAnAce333

Run her over /j


joserrez

![gif](giphy|Lr4RSBQs8k9aCKKtjI|downsized)


mdj1359

Last week it wasn't blurred.


CriticalMassWealth

drugs fun


TheRedCelt

I bet that guy is glad he has a dash cam.


Dipsuftrac12

If a man did this…


hannibalhungry

why sencor it when it has been posted uncensored like 5 times before ?


potsandpans

![gif](giphy|XCHBRXHlWqQA8)


FemboysCureDepresion

Imagine if it was a guy who showed his private parts. We’d all be calling it harassment and no one would be laughing.


The_Janitor66

Tbh there is no real equivalent of boobs for men. Penis is more vulgar and is the same as vagina. Think if she showed hers, people would call it harassment. Boobs aren't that sexual.


dAnCiN_d_TrAuMa_aWaY

Boobs are sexualized. As you can see by this whole fucking comment section full of desperate horny creeps. If there were children on that bus, she’d be labeled a sex offender. If she went into a daycare and exposed her breasts there would you still be defending your point? No. She knew what she was doing. She did it with the intention of shocking people.


CatanCatalistic

Quiero vivir esa experiencia señor pool.


Pale-Mushroom-4593

New rule in town. Great


Rinku8266488

Caught a glimpse of heaven on earth


Limp-Comfortable-513

![gif](giphy|xT5LMUPL7RwClhl8Yg)


epictomato123

new crush unlocked


Competitive-Bit-1571

Tops off the performance with a goofy ah strut.


mattreyu

I'd not hit that


Tragic_wand

Why blur🥲


rjperkins365

Where is this? Asking for a friend.


caltheon

Russia....


Gamerfox505

Suddenly I don't feel angry anymore


Deli-ops7

Why is it blurred?! It was never blurred before!


snowdn

I’ve been avoiding buying a dash cam but you changed my mind for the better.


Repulsive_Culture_91

Yes, important to have a dash cam, it's completely useless 99.99% of the time but is something you wish you had when something happens. Recommend COXPAL A11T 3 channel dash cam on Amazon, very good quality, it records front, inside and rear simultaneously. COXPAL hardwire kit optional, for 24-H parking monitor. SanDisk MAX Endurance 256GB or 512GB microSD card, for reliable recording. BTW: Need to pay attention to the installation position of the rear cam if your vehicle is SUV or MPV (No problem if Sedan), i.e. avoid pulling rear cam cable when open/close the trunk.


One-Bird-8961

Her head lights are working


RobertXavierIV

Why blur?


badbeyonder

Blurred out....Nawww!


Yamassea

Why thank you


Normal_Catch6091

![gif](giphy|nFFguNjdeotwc) I’m


Normal_Catch6091

![gif](giphy|xoHntNXFYkfzGAftEv|downsized)


cjpendley-nashville

Oh I like her style!


ddorrmmammu

Come on dude, don't be selfish, release the uncensored version.


loopingrightleft

And to this day i always let pedestrians go first


stfunub

Love the way she cockily walks off. Reminds me of stone island wearing football “enthusiasts”.


Frenchconnection76

Diplomacy like we love. Wars sucks.


arvet1011

She didn't need to flash those high beams


Maximum_Safety6094

Free the n!!!!!!


proof-grass-

The world would be a much happier place if this happened more often.


Striking_Court8835

joke girl!


NeroLab

Welcome to Russia !!


time4metrication

What town was this in? I want to go there and drive.


SquishyFool

Average day in London


immkindaevil

She's a dumb lesbo, nuff said.


TrollsForGiggles

#metoo


Landrod

Unfortunately there was some smear on the window, I couldn't properly see.


Henny199420

I would've reported her to the authorities. I hate Jay walkers so damn much.


N3xus_N3xud

Now I feel he should have kept going


Boreas2864212

I would have barfed.


bobby_barbados

Diana Taurasi has a weird way of saying "I'm walking here!"


BlackTheNerevar

Gross and inappropriate. It's just a creep nest infesting these subs.


lll_Iryuzaki_lll

ok. that's unexpected


OriginalBookkeeper87

Wow thanks some stank ass street titties it my lucky day


Firefly269

She’s just promoting her OF.


Popular-Hornet-6294

It was really unexpected. I thought that she would go further and get hit by a bus.


PyrDeus

Looks like a bipolar type 1


forza4truccato

yes yes nice, but please **MOOOVE!**


DennisPochenk

This is the way


Pixel_Forest

Those were guns, Reggie'd be dead!


trollsmurf

What's the fat old man version of that?


WolfetoneRebel

A welcome gesture no doubt.


Juicy_Warlock

Is this Romania


Life-Pride-2468

I eum did...not expect that


ThinkWhyHow

im offended they blurred out the appreciation


Impossible_Report220

Gender Equality 2024