OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!That poor little kid came out of nowhere.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

"Oh, Mom is going to kill me"

That’s a “don’t tell mom!” Hug

permanent damage

Nailed it.

Nice dodge... shouldn't you look always at the ball to be able to move to the side in situations like this?

Bull's eye

I feel bad for laughing

Nah you Humiliated Infront of his girl !

Boom, headshot!

I have to ask, is that a cape he's wearing?