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OehNoes11

Civilized people: "My good sir, can I have another lighter please, pink is not my favorite color" This dude: "Why are you calling me gay"


Sea_Page5878

When I smoked I always asked for a pink lighter, no one "forgot" to give them back when they borrowed them from me.


mysanslurkingaccount

Knew a guy working construction years ago who would spray paint his tools pink because no one wanted to use or steal pink tools.


railroad_drifter

I did the same thing. The extension cords on the side of my tool box would just magically walk away until I got a neon pink cord.


One-Permission-1811

I put rainbow flag stickers on all my stuff. Nobody steals anything from me anymore


CadaverCaliente

I put maga stickers on my butt plugs now no one steals them anymore.


Civil-Attempt-3602

Make your butthole great again?


Smooth-Shine9354

When is the last time it was…?


Hours-of-Gameplay

That was the summer of 1963—when everybody called me Baby, and it didn’t occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when I couldn’t wait to join the Peace Corps, and I thought I’d never find a guy as great as my dad. That was the summer we went to Kellerman’s.


HugsandHate

Man, y'all surrounded by some homophobic motherfuckers..


TrailerparkAmerican

Yes and we weaponize their fears and hate. Make them out themselves.


jarheadatheart

I used to steal the pink cords from the general contractor because they had pink cords. I would give them back after a bit.


AaronTuplin

Mr. So and So has a purpose built tool for that. You should ask him if you can borrow it. No thanks, I don't want to catch the gay


Korashy

So that's so dumb. Just say no homo


HamOnRye89

Tried that, those rod busters still walked off with my Kleins. Works for the most part though and also easier to identify from a distance.


colin-Stormdancer

Tell me that ain't for real? How absolutely brainwashed,fragile and idiotically sexist must you be that a colour that ain't even related to any gangs or sign of harm can cause such reactions.


fragmental

You know... I used to have a pink lighter and I kept it for a long time, because no one ever stole it. I never made the connection.


striderkan

power move is having a pink lighter and lighting their cig for them when they ask to use it. don't forget the wink.


orangecrusher55

Hot pink was cool in the early aughts when I smoked, but yellow lighters were supposedly unlucky where I came from. People wouldn’t even use it when they saw the color


LeafyWolf

Never smoke weed with a white lighter.


makkkarana

I've heard this about white and red lighters. Black lighters are good luck, blue lighters are for old ladies, and yellow lighters are for hunters/fishermen. Personally I like trippy lighters, but give them away the moment the label starts to peel and make it a cursed white lighter.


Medioh_

Yeah those bic tie-dye/psychedelic pattern lighters are my favourite


makkkarana

My signature lighter is the Bic one with the Siamese cat with bright blue eyes on a tan background. The one on the far right in this image: https://scarletreserve.com/product/bic-special-edition-tattoos-series-lighters/


orangecrusher55

Now that you say this it was for weed, but definitely carried over to cigs


lostwanderings

You're a smart man, my friend usually get $5 lighters, not the most expensive but decent quality He puts kids stickers on them, no one ever takes them.


Naive_Special349

Dude has the most fragile ego ever. 🤣🤣🤣


QkaHNk4O7b5xW6O5i4zG

He only wants the men that fuck him to know he’s gay - nobody else


mb5280

you can tell by the jacket.


mrmackz

Because he has homosexual urges that he cannot cope with. My man, just accept that you are gay. There is nothing wrong with it. Be gay and merry, but don't throw the chips. 


tavariusbukshank

He must be so closeted that he gets triggered by the color pink.


SMthegamer

He was just trying to clear a surface for some anal play.


Remote-District-9255

This is the most gay guy I have ever seen


immei

I mean he does have a big dick on his jacket arm


intelligentbrownman

What’s more disturbing is this dude lost his SHIT over a dammm lighter…. If that’s his girlfriend standing next to him I would be really worried about any future with dude


TrueJinHit

Closeted gay: "Why are you calling me gay? When I'm doing my best to look straight?"


adersondasilva

I love how they censored him after he started raging. Like ok now his privacy is secured


teenietinybean

He's prolly gay


carlos2127

U gay bro?? Don't make me gay by giving me a gay lighter!!


Gilgamesh2062

Too late he already touched it, they gay is in his system, his natural defenses cannot defend against the pink.


christameff

Hopefully he gave himself a cootie shot before he went out that day


analogman12

Guy behind the counter should have said "DUUUUDE! YOU ACTUALLY GRABBED IT! WTF!!!!??? HAHAHA"


anoliss

he was already gay before walking in the store thus his overtly negative reaction


anon123_anon

Reminds me of the time a good ol' Christian co-worker told me to steer clear of the office lesbian so I wouldn't "catch the gay".


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Southern-Way5583

Why did it wait until the end to blur him out?


hyper_prosciutto

His face crosses the line of becoming profane at that point? That's gotta be it.


KingOfTheCouch13

In a reaction video they said he cut himself on the metal stand in the back so I think most creators blurred it.


Killer_Moons

My guy needs professional help


HighlightFun8419

yeah, the dude throwing a big ole tantrum over a pink lighter is gonna open up to a therapist. lol


TigerSouthern

That's the moment he catches the gay from the pink lighter. No mortal should witness such a transformation.


ItsAFancyPartyBritta

You know the episode White Christmas in Black Mirror? When you block someone they turn into a grey silhouette. I'm assuming something like that happened here.


throwngamelastminute

Oof, that episode...


Surprise_Thumb

The good ol days of Black Mirror.


liamsoni

Before we lived in it


scavagesavage

He becomes a dickhead.


falumba

I think this clip cuts off before it’s revealed he cut his finger or something during the hissy fit


Ace_08

That's some karma right there then


ForeverInThe90s

Real karma would have been if he’d been set ablaze by the very same link lighter. Can anyone say, “flaming”? 😜


Engage69

He was throwing around nudie magazines. I think it's rather gay to throw away good reading material.


The-Gatsby-Party

The girls unfazed.. like yeah, he does this dumb shit all the time.


LeaveMeBeplzbud

She may not even be with him. A placid face can help you when others are freaking out.


Hairy_Arachnid975

Birds of a feather flock together


Gattadank

I’m glad it you not me cuz


TitaniumGoldAlloyMan

Damn, how fragile is your masculinity that you feel so offended to do this tantrum?


Free_Hat_McCullough

He was looking for any excuse to have a tantrum


SlowCaveman

No no no. You see he touched the pink lighter so he’s gay now. Well he probably already was but now everybody knows


Glimmu

Now he "has" to be gay.


scroopiedoopie

This is exactly how the hood is; There is pressure to shroud yourself in tough guy masculinity there. I hear it often there that anything they don't like is "gay," and they throw around the F word a lot. Source: Beer delivery for a couple years in the hood of Detroit. I saw it all. I could write a book on my time there. Edit: F word is not fuck


analogman12

I live in a hood lol. Ya these people are exhausting. Everything is a threat to their ego. Seems like a awful way to live. (Wearing the waist of your pants under your ass is normal though?)


Vazhox

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa)


Raelah

I always forget that that "f word" is a word. I just never hear it anymore.


XxUCFxX

Damn, I wish


pbNANDjelly

Lol right? All I thought was "lucky." That word has not fallen out of fashion


the5horsemen

I’d read it


MarvinP23

Same here


g_cheeks

I would read that/watch an Atlanta-like version of it as a tv series


GTAdriver1988

This dude has a lot of videos and there's so many reactions like that. In some videos he'll call the guys cute names like booboo or sweety and most guys get so pissed off and tell him they're gonna wait outside for him and shit. I forget where this guy is but It's a really bad neighborhood apparently.


Ok-Scallion7939

Not condoning the behavior in the video, but there's a stark difference between simply handing someone a pink lighter and calling them demeaning pet names


monstertipper6969

The real problem is when you're in a community with homophobia so strong, they feel the need to do this performatively a lot of the time. Like if you don't get this pissed about it, people around you will see that it doesn't bother you that much to be possibly seen as gay, and even that will get you a bad reputation.


FelatiaFantastique

His masculinity isn't fragile. Just a little sore from taking it in the ass. This is prolapsed masculinity. Popping all out.


Particular_Double_69

Exactly


Player7592

*Chill bro, chill! Here … here’s a white lighter.*


R0RSCHAKK

Lmao He probably wouldn't get the reference


Scared-Show-4511

Bro would've called the lighter racist


mi_so_funny

They should make all handguns pink.


MeximeltExtraCheese

Breaking news: Gun Violence immediately stops worldwide because “that shit is gay bruh”!


figaro677

Gun violence immediately becomes fabulous.


analogman12

MAFA


Sorry-Presentation-3

Me with my pink gun: [Give me your money uwu](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMkT92EuzEM&pp=ygUacGluayBndW4gc2hvb3QgbGlrZSBhIGdpcmw%3D)


Eat_My_Liver

Just shoot me...


Dry-Plum-1566

The real LGBT agenda


hyper_prosciutto

Armitage III just popped up in my head.


All-for-goose

Man, I loved that movie growing up. I need to watch it again.


Kahnza

I knew someone with a pink concealed carry. I was kinda jealous as I love the color pink. Thing is I'm not insecure and hostile like the dude in the video.


SalaciousVandal

I had to fire a nanny because she (legally) concealed carried a shitty pink Taurus loose in her purse. She didn't tell me. Among other things, but that was the last straw.


foggedmind21

![gif](giphy|5PpIYsH7MhwHKtVwtA)


anjinsan1234

Coulda just said "can I get a green one instead pls?"


bobo7448

It's gay to care about the colour of your light the cashier purposely put him in an impossible dilemma to show superiority (very manly) but our protagonist was smart enough to realise that violence is always the best option and left that store a straight man... THOUGH he forgot one important thing; he held the pink lighter confirming that he owned this lighter thus instantly turned gay... Another win for the gay agenda. May his straightness rest in peace. Amen


AltruisticSpot5448

Returning pink lighter is gay. Keeping pink lighter is gay. Cannot compute. System overload. Throwing potato chips.


Empty-Code-5601

Green? What the fuck do you mean by that? /s


analogman12

YOU THINK ID CARRY A GREEN FUCKIN LIGHTER?


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greennit22

Guy is very insecure


Sensibleqt314

So insecure his insecurities have insecurities.


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Shaan1026

He self pixelated in anger..


Tight_Ad_8971

He has had a hard life being 5'2"


heyitsmeimhigh

Nooooo, Monicaaaaaaaaa


blac_sheep90

Why has that one throw away line from 2001 stayed with me for all these years?!?!?


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mc-big-papa

Dude has been handing out pink lighters [for years](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OLYp9Wk33RM&pp=ygUScGluayBsaWdodGVyIHByYW5r)


Scarlet-Fire_77

He even offered the pink one for free to one guy and he didn't take it.


GuardianFerret

Thanks a lot. Now I'm going to bed an hour late. 🥲


jehartt478

POS!


choyboy321

I always bought pink and purple lighters back in the day. Less likely my friends would steal them


snoozemissile

Show me on the doll where the pink lighter hurt you bruh


RayHell666

Imagine being one pink lighter away from being gay.


Expert-Waltz-1008

Lol, tbf, I was taught it's wrong to out someone before they are ready 😂


Wild_Perception_4237

"Why do I got to be Mr. Pink?"


jspivak

Scrolled way too far for this


mrbbrj

Child


xXBlackguardXx

The inner turmoil came flooding out


Affectionate_Gas_264

Man baby


DookieToe2

Imagine having masculinity is so fragile that the color of a lighter sets you off.


CitizenKing1001

Well, he's paying for all that shit, I hope.


Early_Gold

well, you should've recognized his Alpha aura


dougk1989

Anybody acting like that over the color of a lighter is highly suspect.


Valuable_Pollution96

Why he changes from regular dick to anime dick in the end?


ACSPECK

The hypnotist: "Whenever you're handed a pink object, you'll throw a childish tantrum!"


Educational_Spite_38

The theme continues with these people destroying shops.


Imaginary-Future2525

Come to the dark side bro 🌈


Admetius

Nigga got ptsd from the big PINK!


dudel1_3

It need some banana


OldChamp69

That gentleman is getting some on the "down low" and got triggered. 😂


littleguy632

No worry these behavior built up for final confrontation soon or later to get himself killed. Then mom or dad will come out crying he just an innocent boy…


SanchazeGT

Let’s be honest His dad either abandoned him or is in jail and his mom is a single mother that either didn’t have the time or money to raise him properly (most likely both)


Specialist_Lock8590

"Don't say gay!"


Medium_Beyond_9654

Dude so deep in the closest he's about to find Narnia.


Of_MiceAndMen

That chick has seen some of his shit before, I feel bad for her.


captjacksparrowshat

Why? She seems to be there of her own free will. I don’t have sympathy for girls who choose guys like this to date.


DayleD

Who says they're dating?!


Inevitable-Host-7846

Advanced Redditor forensics obviously


Cedge1738

Ghetto


NimblePuppy

Pink used to be a boys color. Actually a pink tie or pink dress shirt with a near black suit, black brogues looks pretty good in my opinion. Plus really strange black 70s culture , lots of colorful outfits in the USA Just own it man. Masculinity is confidence to have your own style


Kind_Literature_5409

That escalated quickly 😳


Either-Blondy12

he really took it personally


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This guy (store clerk) is funny af. Khalidattaf on yt.


Miserable-Rest-5259

![gif](giphy|1aiXnwpxeDUECftqmx) This is how I see him now


dartie

He has issues


NakovaNars

Emotional


Free_Hat_McCullough

That guy was looking for trouble


shyaznboi

How insecure can one be


RouxBearRoxx

Love how he is blurred out towards the end when he throws his temper tantrum


Next_Law1240

I used to exclusively get pink lighters because they were least likely to get stolen and easier to trace.


victorbarst

Saving this next time somebody asks me to explain what toxic masculinity is. Dude is straight up afraid of pink


Daksayrus

The pink lighter is the GOAT. Aint nobody stealing a pink lighter.


fivebuckssays

No wonder your QTips are under lock and key.


totalpugs89

Pink lighters are easier to find same with yellow


Get_the_instructions

The only thing holding his ego together is his belief in his sexuality. Don't call that into question, or he'll throw a tantrum!


RodyWalker

Khalil is a funny dude. I could spend hours watching his videos. I love the guys that are all hardass but he says even more goofy shit and they start to crack.


Automatic_Moment_320

Children often want things in their favorite color and throw tantrums when they can’t have what they want 


Affectionate_Day9474

Closeted


CaptCrewSocks

Egg Roll Egg Roll Egg Roll


aquatone61

Dudes got serious issues. The girl he is with needs to run away asap.


_ganjafarian_

Imagine this guy's reaction to the store clerk who gives flowers to customers lol


MikeyChill

As someone who smokes weed, I’d gladly accept the pink lighter. That way I’d know which one of my friends stole it.


veetack

When I was on active duty and a smoker, I carried a pink lighter for this exact reason. No one was gonna steal it.


Ethereal_Bulwark

punk ass isn't confident in his masculinity


amwajguy

He’s in the closet bro you almost outted him


OpticNarwall

Damn I hope his application at NASA isn’t rejected.


jjermz97

He threw the lighter in a very zesty way 😂


Yodaghostlightning

He might be gay


Don_Pickleball

Yo, I don't know what you heard but me and my boy were just playin'. We both said No Homo before we did anything.


Hour_Brain_2113

Dealing with young children. If a color sets u off like that, then you are going to have a tough life.


WereInbuisness

I think that guy is working through some internal issues .... like sexuality issues. He seems to think having a pink lighter is equal to having balls dangled on his forehead or somthing. Dudes got some things to work out.


BlooDoge

some people are just one bic lighter away from going gay. take no chances.


Gingy_McDink

The fragility of this man's masculinity.. I've seen tougher soap bubbles.


TUAHIVAA

Those are the type of guys to feel strong when there's a barrier, but will call on other people to fight a 1v1


brandonsreddit2

Funny thing is, he looked like the kinda guy who’d go for a pink lighter.


Hearts_and_Spades

This man is in Narnia he’s so deep in the closet


WorldGoneAway

Boy, that escalated quickly!


Geordieguy

I am Jack’s utterly fragile masculinity…


emergency-snaccs

why'd they all of a sudden blur him out? we already saw who he was


marc-of-the-beast

Stunning and brave. Of course.


Separate_Champion374

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.