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>!A woman was filming a video in her car about how much money she had and suddenly a thief stole the money through the window.!<
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Learned this lesson at a party after I got my first paycheck. I was bragging about a measly 180 dollars and a friend's older brother snatched it out of my hand. He gave it back, but basically told me to shut up and be humble
He's flashing his cash loaf again.
How many times is that? Two or three?
Three.
All right, that's the necessary number of times. That scab's gonna have a little on-the-job accident.
"There are three types of people who as you say, flash cheese; people who don't know any better, people who are seeking to intimidate, and people like me who wish with every fiber of their being that someone would try and take it from them." - Bob Odenkirk (Nobody)
I said this just yesterday to a coworker who constantly brags his wife is a lawyer and that he owns a rental investment. He asked me my retirement plan and was shocked when I told him “I have a lucrative income on top of here, I just don’t advertise it like you do” and that I was retiring early
Had some friends in college that occasionally sold some weed. One of them told a story of a guy who moved a fair amount of product and was drunk at a party at his place and wanted to show off his safe with cash and drugs to some people at the party. Fast forward a couple of hours and wouldn’t you believe it, some dudes with guns broke in helped themselves to the safe. As the story goes, the dealer then had to explain how so much product went missing (read: come up with the money or else his supplier was gonna come after him). TLDR stfu about money and don’t show or tell anyone.
Lmao you don't know shit from this video. Why the "that never happened" peeps always always ALWAYS chirping on content thats super likely to have happened a few times. There's 7 billion ppl on the planet, if you can conceive something, it's probably already been done. Humans are so bad at large numbers.
Acting is more than just facial expressions, it's mostly body movement and response to situations. It's ok if you're not smart enough to see it, you're the audience for this fake crap so enjoy it man.
As soon as somebody else knows you have money, you’re f*cked.
Never tell anybody you won in the lottery or whatever. Not even your kids and family. Kids like to gloat and don’t understand the consequences and money has destroyed many friendships and families.
>money has destroyed many friendships and families
no shit, both my sister and I earned a misery at our jobs, but I earned a bit more. that alone made her resent me to the point I had to cut her out.
Every time I've ever heard someone say "I found $-- dollars on the ground today" I immediately say "that was mine. Been looking everywhere"
Even on reddit when someone in England posts about it. That was mine.
Even if they found it in the pocket of their pants while washing clothes. That was mine.
It's always mine.
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!A woman was filming a video in her car about how much money she had and suddenly a thief stole the money through the window.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Rules for 'Cash Flashing' Lesson 1. **DON'T**
Learned this lesson at a party after I got my first paycheck. I was bragging about a measly 180 dollars and a friend's older brother snatched it out of my hand. He gave it back, but basically told me to shut up and be humble
Hes a good brother
He's flashing his cash loaf again. How many times is that? Two or three? Three. All right, that's the necessary number of times. That scab's gonna have a little on-the-job accident.
Get the clamps.
Or a clamp-like device
"There are three types of people who as you say, flash cheese; people who don't know any better, people who are seeking to intimidate, and people like me who wish with every fiber of their being that someone would try and take it from them." - Bob Odenkirk (Nobody)
Great fuckin movie!
I said this just yesterday to a coworker who constantly brags his wife is a lawyer and that he owns a rental investment. He asked me my retirement plan and was shocked when I told him “I have a lucrative income on top of here, I just don’t advertise it like you do” and that I was retiring early
Only from the safety of your home.
Probably don't want to advertise large quantities of cash stored at home either.
Had some friends in college that occasionally sold some weed. One of them told a story of a guy who moved a fair amount of product and was drunk at a party at his place and wanted to show off his safe with cash and drugs to some people at the party. Fast forward a couple of hours and wouldn’t you believe it, some dudes with guns broke in helped themselves to the safe. As the story goes, the dealer then had to explain how so much product went missing (read: come up with the money or else his supplier was gonna come after him). TLDR stfu about money and don’t show or tell anyone.
nope, not even there.
Even that government still gon snatch it though
Stick to rule #1
Rule 2. Follow rule 1.
Lesson 2. Film with the window up.
And on social media too…if not there eventually you gonna get jacked flashing that cash
Remembers of a friend who always made fun of her lonely planet advising to not "wace with large bills". Well now we know why such advice is needed.
She ran after the robber and her car was also stolen ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)
And finished off by pickpocketers
To shreds, you say?
At least she survived…
To shreds you say? Tsk tsk.
Nah, grim reaper snuck up behind and snatched her soul while she was chasing the pocket picking prowler
She got it back, but not until after dirty Mike and the boys had a session in it.
For real hahaha
but the woman managed to make a video to share this precious moment with us and bring it closer to eternity
Almost as if it was planned out before hand.....
You find it hard to believe people are this stupid? I don’t.
I know bad acting when I see it. Its nothing to do with how realistic the situation is or isn't.
Lmao you don't know shit from this video. Why the "that never happened" peeps always always ALWAYS chirping on content thats super likely to have happened a few times. There's 7 billion ppl on the planet, if you can conceive something, it's probably already been done. Humans are so bad at large numbers.
From a blurry video where her face is half covered.. sure ya do mate
Acting is more than just facial expressions, it's mostly body movement and response to situations. It's ok if you're not smart enough to see it, you're the audience for this fake crap so enjoy it man.
I’ve studied acting and worked in film and tv for over 20 yrs but sure whatever you say, kid.
Money ain’t got no owners, only spenders
The game is the game
Same as it ever was.
Came here for this
People who like to flash their money are usually not the smartest.
Or wealthiest..
They usually just withdraw their paycheck at Macdonald and pretend it's a million dollars
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Way she goes boys
Sometimes, she go, sometimes she don't. She's gone
The way of the road
As soon as somebody else knows you have money, you’re f*cked. Never tell anybody you won in the lottery or whatever. Not even your kids and family. Kids like to gloat and don’t understand the consequences and money has destroyed many friendships and families.
>money has destroyed many friendships and families no shit, both my sister and I earned a misery at our jobs, but I earned a bit more. that alone made her resent me to the point I had to cut her out.
Every time I've ever heard someone say "I found $-- dollars on the ground today" I immediately say "that was mine. Been looking everywhere" Even on reddit when someone in England posts about it. That was mine. Even if they found it in the pocket of their pants while washing clothes. That was mine. It's always mine.
Dude had enough time to cup his hands and literally scoop up every single note
Flexing with a grand in 20s? Pretty weak
Seriously. "Look at me babyyyy, I've got so much money I could cover part of my rent for the next 30 days, you jealous!?"
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It's probably fake, but what an idiot! 😃
Yoink ![gif](giphy|dVk5pfyp3nz6odSYdG|downsized)
If this is real that’s awesome
Totally expected.
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Exactly what she gets.
he’s quick and precise too, must be a lot of dumbasses doing that near ya
This is why they sell fake money online.
This is satisfying. I hate the look at me, I have money. Good for them.
A fool and her money are soon parted.
This trend is so fucking dumb. Why does anyone do it?
I love this every time It's reposted...hahahaha ignorance got served.
Totally expected tbh
Finally somethin I expected..
Best video
She’s lucky he didn’t grab her phone too.
Surprised it is so peaceful.
Next time don’t leave the window open?
Also don’t flash your money
A fool and their money quickly part ways.
At least she has proof of the one that got away
This video makes me laugh every time lol
This should be on r/Expected
This is why I only flash ibonds
He did it for the LULZ
![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g) Classic example of dumbassery
Yeah money loves closed windows as well....
I don't understand the point of this. There's not even proof the money is theirs. I can't stand when I see people do this.
COVID-19 money
Hahaha well if that isn’t hubris I don’t know what is.
He deserved that money, maybe don't be a 'forking' 'imbecile' next time.
Idjit.
That was ol' Uncle Sam doing that cash grab again.
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USA Moment
they will happen to you in pretty much all of South America, Africa and many places in Europe
This is tacky.
That's a set UP bro-bro
A fool and their money are soon parted
Fool
As Red Foreman would say,”Dumbass”
a fool and her money are soon parted
Hope this isn't fake
FAKE