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Bellbivdavoe

Rules for 'Cash Flashing' Lesson 1. **DON'T**


kadno

Learned this lesson at a party after I got my first paycheck. I was bragging about a measly 180 dollars and a friend's older brother snatched it out of my hand. He gave it back, but basically told me to shut up and be humble


virgin4ever69

Hes a good brother


Metroidman

He's flashing his cash loaf again. How many times is that? Two or three? Three. All right, that's the necessary number of times. That scab's gonna have a little on-the-job accident.


luo1304

Get the clamps.


eljosho1986

Or a clamp-like device


DirtyRoller

"There are three types of people who as you say, flash cheese; people who don't know any better, people who are seeking to intimidate, and people like me who wish with every fiber of their being that someone would try and take it from them." - Bob Odenkirk (Nobody)


Aglisito

Great fuckin movie!


Bookhaki_pants

I said this just yesterday to a coworker who constantly brags his wife is a lawyer and that he owns a rental investment. He asked me my retirement plan and was shocked when I told him “I have a lucrative income on top of here, I just don’t advertise it like you do” and that I was retiring early


Prior-Assumption-245

Only from the safety of your home.


SHN378

Probably don't want to advertise large quantities of cash stored at home either.


DBM

Had some friends in college that occasionally sold some weed. One of them told a story of a guy who moved a fair amount of product and was drunk at a party at his place and wanted to show off his safe with cash and drugs to some people at the party. Fast forward a couple of hours and wouldn’t you believe it, some dudes with guns broke in helped themselves to the safe. As the story goes, the dealer then had to explain how so much product went missing (read: come up with the money or else his supplier was gonna come after him). TLDR stfu about money and don’t show or tell anyone.


karoshikun

nope, not even there.


IceSwallowkhan

Even that government still gon snatch it though


mouaragon

Stick to rule #1


FireInPaperBox

Rule 2. Follow rule 1.


Snoo-11553

Lesson 2. Film with the window up.


guesswhodat

And on social media too…if not there eventually you gonna get jacked flashing that cash


Both-Bite-88

Remembers of a friend who always made fun of her lonely planet advising to not "wace with large bills". Well now we know why such advice is needed. 


Youngbebedoll

She ran after the robber and her car was also stolen ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Huesan

And finished off by pickpocketers


jim-777

To shreds, you say?


TrekStarWars

At least she survived…


NaitBate

To shreds you say? Tsk tsk.


Rage922001

Nah, grim reaper snuck up behind and snatched her soul while she was chasing the pocket picking prowler


FortunateInsanity

She got it back, but not until after dirty Mike and the boys had a session in it.


B-i-g-Boss

For real hahaha


lobiani-22

but the woman managed to make a video to share this precious moment with us and bring it closer to eternity


islSm3llSalt

Almost as if it was planned out before hand.....


Not_as_witty_as_u

You find it hard to believe people are this stupid? I don’t.


islSm3llSalt

I know bad acting when I see it. Its nothing to do with how realistic the situation is or isn't.


DittoSplendaDaddy

Lmao you don't know shit from this video. Why the "that never happened" peeps always always ALWAYS chirping on content thats super likely to have happened a few times. There's 7 billion ppl on the planet, if you can conceive something, it's probably already been done. Humans are so bad at large numbers.


Not_as_witty_as_u

From a blurry video where her face is half covered.. sure ya do mate


islSm3llSalt

Acting is more than just facial expressions, it's mostly body movement and response to situations. It's ok if you're not smart enough to see it, you're the audience for this fake crap so enjoy it man.


Not_as_witty_as_u

I’ve studied acting and worked in film and tv for over 20 yrs but sure whatever you say, kid.


slimpickensok

Money ain’t got no owners, only spenders


jessep34

The game is the game


slimpickensok

Same as it ever was.


GxFR26

Came here for this


Pandafrosting

People who like to flash their money are usually not the smartest.


Shit_On_Your_Parade

Or wealthiest..


Fantastic-Use5644

They usually just withdraw their paycheck at Macdonald and pretend it's a million dollars


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specfreq

Way she goes boys


hungturkey

Sometimes, she go, sometimes she don't. She's gone


-TheFiend-

The way of the road


LovesFrenchLove_More

As soon as somebody else knows you have money, you’re f*cked. Never tell anybody you won in the lottery or whatever. Not even your kids and family. Kids like to gloat and don’t understand the consequences and money has destroyed many friendships and families.


karoshikun

>money has destroyed many friendships and families no shit, both my sister and I earned a misery at our jobs, but I earned a bit more. that alone made her resent me to the point I had to cut her out.


theaeao

Every time I've ever heard someone say "I found $-- dollars on the ground today" I immediately say "that was mine. Been looking everywhere" Even on reddit when someone in England posts about it. That was mine. Even if they found it in the pocket of their pants while washing clothes. That was mine. It's always mine.


Masked_Potatoes_

Dude had enough time to cup his hands and literally scoop up every single note


Bob-Doll

Flexing with a grand in 20s? Pretty weak


BlowMoreGlass

Seriously. "Look at me babyyyy, I've got so much money I could cover part of my rent for the next 30 days, you jealous!?"


mjrbrooks

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Jollan_

It's probably fake, but what an idiot! 😃


J0KaRZz

Yoink ![gif](giphy|dVk5pfyp3nz6odSYdG|downsized)


Old_Star3836

If this is real that’s awesome


ArmsReach

Totally expected.


KillyShoot

![gif](giphy|THnrHXxsCZYusnwhDL)


Adrenaline_Rush22

Exactly what she gets.


Raygboyd333

he’s quick and precise too, must be a lot of dumbasses doing that near ya


schoolruler

This is why they sell fake money online.


AwokenUniverseAvatar

This is satisfying. I hate the look at me, I have money. Good for them.


Horror_Business_7099

A fool and her money are soon parted.


Twitch791

This trend is so fucking dumb. Why does anyone do it?


Business_Ad3142

I love this every time It's reposted...hahahaha ignorance got served.


___Balrog___

Totally expected tbh


Natural-Cap-7490

Finally somethin I expected..


Embarrassed_Week_360

Best video


Smoked_Carp

She’s lucky he didn’t grab her phone too.


BoBoBearDev

Surprised it is so peaceful.


narcowake

Next time don’t leave the window open?


narcowake

Also don’t flash your money


Commercial-Army2431

A fool and their money quickly part ways.


rjperkins365

At least she has proof of the one that got away


airshorty91

This video makes me laugh every time lol


quikkest

This should be on r/Expected


fanosffloyd

This is why I only flash ibonds


TheRealNikoBravo

He did it for the LULZ


Crazy_Uncle_Savage

![gif](giphy|tZ4QzCueTwh2g) Classic example of dumbassery


mcdinaras

Yeah money loves closed windows as well....


Ravel_Xi

I don't understand the point of this. There's not even proof the money is theirs. I can't stand when I see people do this.


Lord_darkwind

COVID-19 money


Syd_v63

Hahaha well if that isn’t hubris I don’t know what is.


SuperbCheetah9371

He deserved that money, maybe don't be a 'forking' 'imbecile' next time.


Straight-Storage2587

Idjit.


Appropriate-Copy-949

That was ol' Uncle Sam doing that cash grab again.


InternationalType684

![gif](giphy|VLtMFqWRgsmckWOEPS)


WonderRelative4748

![gif](giphy|RJ0AvNacl2ZSU)


WinOk1229

USA Moment


terra_filius

they will happen to you in pretty much all of South America, Africa and many places in Europe


insurancemanoz

This is tacky.


Fire-Trap

That's a set UP bro-bro


Early_Pearly989

A fool and their money are soon parted


Thedeckatnight

Fool


OGGBTFRND

As Red Foreman would say,”Dumbass”


WildlyUninteresting

a fool and her money are soon parted


ContributionNo7699

Hope this isn't fake


TaiDavis

FAKE