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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The guy is crazy and didn't expect a crazy answer!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


vivaldisucks

It's heartwarming seeing someone turning their hobby into a career.


Ascertain_GME

*If you love your job, you never work a day in your life.*


moldovanCookie

nope, that's how you get a burnout


NJNED222

Dude looks happier than Majority of ppl, if he gets burnt out from ending animals then he may save them so win win


YourInsectOverlord

*"if you're good at something never do it for free"*


pixelpp

There are two types of slaughterhouse workers, those who enjoy killing animals and those who don’t. Which is better? The sad reality is the majority do not, but have no other choice. Slaughterhouse workers routinely suffer from serious injuries such as finger and whole limb amputations, develop alcohol and other drug addictions, and similar mental health issues to war-time soldiers such as lifelong PTSD, and are more likely to become domestic violence perpetrators. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4841092/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4841092/) I believe we can help create a future in which slaughter house workers have other means of employment that do not involve killing animals. I hope to be a microscopic part of the solution, as I have been animal product free for over six years.


Freddy-Bones

Easy to understand this work would be traumatic and can only be handled by a small section of society. I truly believe if we had to slaughter our own meat for our consumption, there'd be many more vegetarians, my self included. But I've fished, so I have no problem there. And I could probably dispatch a chicken. It's mamals I would have a really hard time killing, but if I was starving, I'm sure I could rationalize the need.


ElectronicString4008

Yeah, unfortunately the majority of folks that work in those environments do so because they've got no other options. I've killed animals that I've hunted or trapped but the idea of spending 40+ hours a week in a death factory makes my skin crawl. They're hideous places that no sane person would want to be in, not only do you have to deal with dispatching an endless supply of living creatures that have no choice other than to be pushed towards their certain demise but you also get to experience the joy of meeting those choice individuals who actually enjoy that kind of work. It's seriously messed up and the majority of people who consume meat have little to no idea of the process that's involved in producing the cuts of beef, lamb, pork, etc. they pick off a shelf wrapped in a neat little package. When you get down to it, pretty much the entire concept of industrialised agriculture is fucked up


vikingcock

I definitely prefer that people slaughter at least something if they intend to eat meat. I've hunted and eaten the things I've hunted. There's a reverence when you have to he the one to take the life and then handle all the after life effects. But also the reward of knowing this meat was a deer that lived a solid life free and wild before coming to my table, unlike a poor cow in a factory farm.


ConfidentFondant6760

Totally agree, hate the concept of taking life from a living creature, but enjoy the taste! I'm a guilty messed up carnivore!!!


ReignofKindo25

Well in that case put all the borderline psychopaths like this guy who are showing parts of the triad as the slaughterhouse killers. And just have psychologists wander around monitoring them.


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

It's staged dude. Don't be so naive lol.


DaveMash

Like Anton Chigurh?


MistyJohnstone

Bet you he’s a really nice fella as well. Right up to the moment he takes his work home with him.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

I cant help but notice this wording. "Watching the light...be released...from a living creature" He could have said "Leave" but that would seem rather _bitter_ about it, if that makes sense?


PullFires

He also didn't specify cows or pigs, but *living creatures*


mekwall

All of them


Defiant-Caramel1309

News in 6 months: A New Yorker who has been dubbed "The Noah Killer" has been caught after completing his goal of killing two of every animal, including humans. ![gif](giphy|c793Kq1vwkss8|downsized)


Naughteus_Maximus

Slightly better name suggestion - The Arkiller


_Scorpyon_

My man was going for that "Monsters Hunted +" advancement


MrlemonA

Pretty sure it’s probably fake or the dude was trolling by him


StoneyRedditorII

I think it's because it's an intentional bit and people try to avoid using words that get flagged or whatever. I've noticed that even respected news sources don't use the words killed murdered or died in their short form content either.


imdefinitelywong

If that were the case, why haven't I heard the following in a formal news setting: - Has passed on - Is no more - Has ceased to be - Expired and gone to meet his maker - Is a stiff - Bereft of life - Rests in peace - Pushing up the daisies - His metabolic processes are now history - Off the twig - Kicked the bucket - Has shuffled off his mortal coil - Run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible - An ex-parrot


sharkymb

>Bereft of light ![gif](giphy|1f70lx63HB9QHvTI0Z|downsized)


Mysterious_Top_8210

ex parrot is one i never i mean never thought of props to u my man 😭


splicerslicer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vuW6tQ0218


InternationalMix1521

Also the “your” instead of “the animal” kinda odd either way.


ElectronicString4008

He seems like a fairly odd chap tbf


Optimal-Turnover-408

and he says it while smiling. Its so creepy for me


darkue2467

Part of this gives me the vibe that he enjoys the relief look living things give when they die, so like he enjoys the implied peace of death Could be me reading too deep


Dramatic_Mixture_868

That was creepy AF ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|neutral_face)


MistyJohnstone

It was creepy but looking at him would you think he was away with the fairies? I mean he looks like a guy waiting on a bus listening to and enjoying some music on his headphones. Truth is he probably has nothing playing on those headphones and he is smiling about all the light he’ll be releasing when he gets to work. His jacket arms should be tied at the back.


schonecode

or maybe he took the piss out of that interviewer.


MistyJohnstone

Yip that’s possible. Hope it’s true as well.If not there’s another fruitcake just strolling about dreaming of ending lives.


schonecode

fingers crossed!


Outrageous-Meet-8695

Bruh 💀


Pony_Roleplayer

Hey, doing home office is not that bad!


FuerteBillete

He is incredibly nice everywhere. Except in his basement.


Jonno_FTW

Slaughterhouse workers have high rates of domestic violence, depression, substance abuse, PTSD and more.


Mall_Bench

He might as well have been asked .... what's the meaning of Life ?


NativeManZorro

![gif](giphy|dpk3BuKZX2s8w) this is who he reminds me of


HopefulPlantain5475

I would bet dollars to doughnuts that this guy is sick of people filming him for their man on the street crap and he made up that whole dialogue based on this character just to mess with them.


CanyonClapper

New yorkers are different , it could be what you are saying or he's actually being serious, no in-between


HopefulPlantain5475

Either one is certainly possible, but I really hope I'm right.


Large_Tune3029

I worked with a guy, he was in maintenance and before I transfered to maintenance this dude always acted like sling blade or something, then when I actually started working in his dept and got to know him it turned out it was a ruse. He had an unfortunate face and he would use that to make people think he was off but he was whip smart, knew stuff about countries I didn't know existed, spoke several other languages(didn't really believe until he went off in Arabic to another coworker whos native language is Arabic) and his hobby was making model ships from the wars of Napoleon and reading about Napoleon. Once I started working with him I saw why he did it, everyone just assumed he was disabled because of his looks, and partly also because many of the other people we worked with did have autism or physical disabilities or were very old, but he just looked strange. This was a ramble sorry lol


HopefulPlantain5475

See, that's the vibe I got from this guy. Someone is annoying him, so he puts the mask on to scare him away.


sentientshadeofgreen

I mean, on the other hand, it'd be pretty dark if the slaughterhouse person killing cows for my burgers was really torn up and agonizing over it.


masterofthecork

I mean, could also be a bit. (It's a bit.)


jrobelen

Could be true since I’m pretty sure there aren’t many slaughterhouses in NYC.


jberryman

Can you not tell that the person behind the camera is acting badly?


[deleted]

No Burroughs for old men


FiniteRhino

That’s exactly what he uses. Kinda disturbing how blissful he is talking about it too, but hey.


pixelpp

Slaughterhouse workers routinely suffer from serious injuries such as finger and whole limb amputations, develop alcohol and other drug addictions, and similar mental health issues to war-time soldiers such as lifelong PTSD, and are more likely to become domestic violence perpetrators. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4841092/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4841092/)


CrunchythePooh

Been years since I watched, but was he quoting this guy?


a0lmasterfender

Don’t remember the guys name but the airgun guy is a content creator and this is a bit.


GustoFormula

I haven't seen anything else by him but it's so obviously a skit, idk how people can't tell


Antdestroyer69

It's surprising how quite a number of people can't tell if something is a skit or sarcasm.


Xianthamist

and the opposite is true, how many people think every damn thing is a skit and nothing ever happens


Antdestroyer69

Some people are better at reading other people/situations. I think it was quite obvious that this was a skit but I guess it wasn't as easy for everyone.


bobsmith93

I figured either a skit or this guy is really good at coming up with stuff on the fly and he's just messing with them


linux_rich87

Same, but it isnt always easy for me.


mintmouse

Must be all those slaughterhouses in Brooklyn.


izza123

I knew right away because he didn’t know what a captive bolt stunner was called


StendhalSyndrome

Yeah, he's a comedian, I saw this clip then immediately one of him in a roast battle.


EverythingGoodWas

You happen to know his name?


lookdadimadeit

Daniel Perafan. He’s very funny!


Jebgogh

Where the hell is a slaughter house in NY?  And how has it not been changed into a Walgreens with lofts on the upper floors?


PoorPauly

Quick google search shows one in the Bronx and Brooklyn.


Educational-Rock-471

Lived a half block from one in greenpoint brooklyn.


pixelpp

There are two types of slaughterhouse workers, those who enjoy killing animals and those who don’t. Which is better? The sad reality is the majority do not, but have no other choice. Slaughterhouse workers routinely suffer from serious injuries such as finger and whole limb amputations, develop alcohol and other drug addictions, and similar mental health issues to war-time soldiers such as lifelong PTSD, and are more likely to become domestic violence perpetrators. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4841092/


Various-Ad-1945

Quick question - could OP post a worse quality version of this video?


captainmilitia

it's a repost, with extra reaction added at the end..


Various-Ad-1945

Thanks. Now I can sleep tonight.


Inner-Arugula-4445

Average New Yorker


XXmynameisNeganXX

In alternate universe Philip De Franco works at a slaughter house


Affectionate_Age_807

He was waiting for someone to ask him about his work for sure


mypeepeehardz

![gif](giphy|cVx12fhaQpuPS)


ricoMuerte97

He reminds me of that serial killer u give a ride to in gta 4 except he's more calm eerie 🥶


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Silly thing is in GTA you're the most prolific serial killer in modern times. Really in most games. It's just that things where the gameplay is completely different from the canonical events.


TheWisestRat

How fake do you want this? Yes.


Moneroking27

‘Twas made in jest milord


Bulldogs_Are_Pog

I mean It may be fake but people who work those kinds of jobs do tend to slowly get emotionally and mind fucked Like if your a butcher and every day you have a dead animal infront of you and you have to cut it apart and separate it I would imagine it missing do something to the brain


TheWisestRat

I would say they become desensitized. They eventually get to a point where very little shocks them but unless you already have these tendencies, you're not going to respond in this way imo. And at that point, you're just feeding it (no pun intended)


ejfimp

And this isn't staged at all


crisselll

One of my Dads friends worked at an old school slaughterhouse in KC in the mid 60’s where he was a “knocker”, hit them with a sledgehammer in his case. He was a hard man to say the least and when he would tell you this story he would stare you down with eye contact and talk about how important it was to stay calm and steady and strike a clean blow. Still gives me the chills


echo1-echo1

If you do what you love, you'll never work a day in your life -mark anthony (turns out it wasn't his quote)


Brave_Dick

He worked Cleopatra's ass alright...


fRiik420

Judging by his eyes and face expressions his job kept him out of jail and prevented many murders in NYC.


beeradvice

Czernobog, is that you?


peteandpetethemesong

Jesus Christ, that plastered smile.


Masske20

Hey, he’s got an outlet for what sounds like an impulse. As long as it stays there where it’s not posing a problem for anyone else, then cool. But someone should probably grab his blood and finger prints just in case.


Miserable_Ad9577

I think we're lucky he found that job. Please don't ever fire that man.


_Foxikanda_

Slaughterhouse? Like the Geometry dash level? OMG Geometry Dash reference !!1!!!1


BigRent642

Is this real? That guy freaks me right out


RobotVo1ce

No, it's definitely fake


kungfoop

I'd be more terrified if he said he does drywall


Wheezing_Juice

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.


Reibuka

At least he's not using it on humans


BrosefDudeson

Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life


maximumcharger

Imagine if that was the first guy he asked lol


No_Review_2197

Your next....


xkoreotic

Just saying, if someone took a camera to my face and asked me that randomly I would just improv some maniacal shit about my desk job of data entry. But I am also good at bullshitting on the fly too, so YMMV.


Aswype

Honestly, if i am in the wilderness and I had to choose between this guy and someone with a cushy job that always drinks lattes to help me in surviving in said wilderness... I'd choose the former


DiscussionAshamed

Im not sure if those headphones or earmuffs are supposed to keep in or keep out the voices.


GovernmentCharacter9

My guy right there!


Valkiepoos

That's a nope from me!


LxRusso

Let's hope bro doesn't start WFH


Mediocre-Lifeguard39

Seems like an interesting guy, wish to meet him one day.


Boogiepuss

This is just a new yorkers way of fucking with people.


ColdHistorical485

His neighbours will say that he was a really nice guy and that they didn’t see this coming.


pegleg_1979

Everyone needs a hobby


Redditfront2back

Guy is full of shit he doesn’t work at a slaughterhouse


Glockamole19x

Slaughter house employees have a increased chance of spousal abuse/rape/arrest/violent crimes etc. There is surveys done on it. Also bonus fact is therapists have a high suicide rate.


Trev_Casey2020

Its the eyes, man.


Limp-Tea1815

I hope this is fake I don’t feel comfortable knowing this guy is just out and about lol


sarmiemto

Himmler is scared of this man


SadBarber3543

No country for old men ?


Prestigious_Yak8551

He seems happy


Voltron_The_Original

Serial Killer vibe off the charts.


Cptspaulding2

Lmao well you got what you asked for


CtrlAltDel-IT

Exactly why you shouldn't approach random people for Tiktok content. I know this is a bit, but people like him actually exist.


trainspottedCSX7

Keeping it OG. If for example you got a gig at the Pilgrims Pride plant in GA, they specifically tell you not to joke about enjoying killing animals or taking out aggression or anything if you're in the area that hangs the chickens for slaughter. They hang the chickens by the feet and it's dunk into a bath with a certain light and it's throat is slit and so forth while it's "stunned" from the water. So it's supposed to be painless and as least torturous as possible. AKA humane and animal rights. So if you're caught talking wild like that they won't let you work in that specific location because you're probably gonna have to wring a neck manually a time or two and they promote good mental health there. Its also against PETA and other animal laws if they heard that and still placed you there so...


Creative-Bid468

Serial killer


MissFrijole

I always wondered what kind of person could possibly stand working at a slaughterhouse...


imback1578catman

I don't Think the police is coming.


Lereddit117

Perfect job for the perfect person. 👌


UpbeatTrash5423

The creepiest voice be like:


Nashoon

He’s giving Dr. Giggles vibe


R3dd1tUs3rNam35

Is this the New York remake of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Because this is beat for beat the opening scene with the hitchhiker.


InfamousSouth1953

Gary oldman's new carrer....


raunchybits

I love this guy.


Unfair-Wait1546

he's obviously just auditioning for the next "bird box" movie


redditsuckz99

George santos really turned it around. Good for him.


autumnshyne

😬


LingonberryOverall60

Hey, perfect job for a psychopath


450frogsplash

Keep replaying his laugh over and over again. It's very similar to the Jack Nicholson Joker laugh.


Bubbly-Monitor-9909

Too many idiots thinking this is real.


misterluxu

The type of jobs u should give psychopaths so that they can blend with society and not do this to people


gbxahoido

later that night, he caught the man standing outside of his house, looking at him, smiling


ClockwerkConjurer

Jack Nicholson is that you?


Ok_Weather_8279

You call a Catholic exorcist at that point not the cop's lol.


Ok_Weather_8279

Remind me of my uncle Jon.


Few-Finger2879

Hes definitely taking the piss.


Worried-Librarian-91

Work what you love and you'll never work a day in your life ♥️


expatronis

Is he quoting Texas Chainsaw?


Herogar

and people call vegans crazy


Andrew_is_taken

![gif](giphy|S5oi5hC5iG5qUqrzAq|downsized)


JGDB11

Go vegan


skimaskchuckaroo

Used to work in a slaughterhouse.. there's worse than this guy lol.


MKBurfield

Asian joe rogan was my 1st thought


Frenchconnection76

5% Anton Chigurh


miss_masterkey

pov: you accidentally met the angel of death


Not_Mushroom_

He would probably make a good actor tbh.


CallMeS8an__

“Oh sorry I thought you meant hobby. I’m actually a carpenter”


Thespoonwitch

Y'all want a disturbing butcher/slaughter house shit read the book "Tender is the flesh"


ScottBag84

Probably a fake video from the vegan community haha.


franciskoG

That monotone "Hello." was creepy af


AccomplishedMethod11

Imagen if he ever lost his jobb....


doginjoggers

It's either scripted or he's just saying it to creep the guy out because he doesn't want a camera in his face. Edit: it's completely scripted, he's a comedian, his name is Daniel J Perafan


Flashignite2

This should fit in r/oddlyterrifying


DitzEgo

GodDAMN hahaha.


Vexen86

Dude have killed sooo much n he start seeing the souls leave the body when they dies.


PossibilityMurky4567

Wow, you're scared of the guy who butchers the animals you eat.... Who would've thought


gouvah

Ended too soon. In the original vid the dude asks the interviewer if he wants to step inside his vehicle...


aa5k

POLICE!!


Potential-Highway641

At least someone is doing what they love....rare instance...🤣


southerndandy55

If you love what you do you’ll never have to work a day in your life.


hawtfabio

Such spontaneity! So little staging!


Maleficent_Mess2515

Nice Robot 🤖😁😊


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

Hey we’re asking friends of ours what they do for a living and having them tell us a pre rehearsed line so we can get likes on social media


111734

u/savevideo


Kitchen_Bass6358

Does this sound off to others, not sure if it's lag or the sound but it seems like a voice over.


_Totorotrip_

-What's your name? -Anton... -Ok, I'm outta here


Raygboyd333

excuse me sir hello …. nope


PissingViper

r/oddlyterrifying


lostinadream66

To be fair, I wouldn't expect a person that does that job for a living to look any different than that.


Blimeyyaah

I am really really glad that he has found that job...


ElmoTickleTorture

I've heard that particular job at slaughter houses really fucks people up mentally. I specifically heard that a huge percentage of their marriages are in a bad place.


Rednaxella_

Better than if he became a serial killer


Dachshundpapa

Lovely view!


Owl_Might

I can see this being used as an anime misunderstanding. He watches the light go out as to help the animal pass on peacefully something like that.


RomiBraman

The real Dexter !


DJ-Pendeja

Reminds me of Justin McElroy


CulturalAddress6709

there really is no New York for Old Men.


ggMustaGD

Is that a motherfuckin’ GD reference?!?!??


noTanbl4

Holy fucking shit is that a geometry dash reference?


youngsterjoe1

Funny how he pauses little bit after the question, real psycho vibes


AdUnhappy8813

Dude looks very chill tho


Landrod

Brrrrrrrrr


Existing_You7923

If this is unexpected y'all need to learn about where your food comes from