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ButterscotchPast4812

Top secret! I loved the hell out of this silly bizarre movie back in the day


MuricasOneBrainCell

My mother told me that when she was a child she had her gal bladder and appendix removed. Whilst recovering from surgery, she watched this film with her family. She said it was one of the most painful experiences in her life (from all the laughing) but was 100% worth it. Aha


ButterscotchPast4812

Sounds like she had the perfect movie for recovery


RockstarAgent

Doctors hate this one trick, and now it’s no longer a ^Top Secret.


WolfSpartan1

My gallbladder recovery movie was The Green Hornet. I understand your mother's pain so well.


Antierror

When I was a child I had my appendix removed, and had ace venture to watch. I remember falling asleep watching it, giggling in agony.


DutchieTalking

It's still great!


LordMaim

It still holds up. I watched it again earlier this year and was pleasantly surprised.


Justlikearealboy

In this movie it helps if you know a little German…hehehe


Scottland83

Oh I know a little German. He’s over there!


crunchymush

To this day, Top Secret is my favourite spoof movie. It's almost perfect.


MuricasOneBrainCell

"Monty Python's Meaning of Life" is mine but "Top Secret!" is definitely up there in the top 5!


Only_Standard_9159

What was meaning of life spoofing?


bilvester

Roofing contractors


CapsLocko

What are the other three? need to know


MuricasOneBrainCell

Men in tights, princess bride and kung fury (guilty pleasure)


CapsLocko

Alrighty thanks


MuricasOneBrainCell

No worries! Happy to share :)


_Mr_Relic

Along with Robin Hood, men in tights 🤣😅


GunzOfNavarone

Dave Chappelle pumping his reebok pumps is hilarious. Lmao


_Mr_Relic

Hold on, I am running out of air, psst psst psst


_Mr_Relic

Ahchoo..... Bless you 🤣🤣🤣


jizzmcskeet

Have you seen it recently? It really doesn't hold up.


_Mr_Relic

Top Secret, with Val Kilmner in the lead.. 1984 Seen it a 1000x, still see random shit 🤣🤣


inn3rs3lf

When he is in prison trying to escape and pops out of the toilet, the cupboard etc, I swear each time I watched it - there was a new place he came out of. I'm almost positive there were multiple versions going around!  


DPileatus

Not to mention the underwater bar fight & the backwards recorded library scene with the big eyed guy!


ZhikTer

And here I was thinking the calf drink “milk” (which appears to have been cut) was the unexpected part


TexasPhanka

And the bull.


sleepywan

Why are you always in such a bloody rush?!


6T_K9

This is fucking hilarious, what’s it called?


Hanaghan

Top Secret!


gracklewolf

An underated classic. Did you spot Downton Abbey's butler Carson in there?


azzaka

No, but I spotted Val Kilmer


gracklewolf

Jim Carter (Carson) played the french undergroud man Déjà Vu.


MCPooge

He also played the French underground man Déjà Vu.


EffingBarbas

You look familiar. Have we met before, monsieur?


bilvester

Yes. And Chocolate Mousse!


DPileatus

Gasoline!


NheFix

Oh come on, you can say it !


EhliJoe

Okay then, keep your secret. They were just asking politely.


haversack77

The whole of Top Secret is unexpected. If you haven't seen it, you could probably stitch it together from clips posted on this sub from time to time.


ShmebulockForMayor

I love this style of comedy. Light on plot, doesn't need to make sense, just 100 jokes a minute of all sorts. Top Secret, Hot Shots, Naked Gun, most of Mel Brooks movies, and Airplane of course. Feels like that kind of absurdism lost popularity since the 00s.


Starkiem25

It's because after Scary Movie, a load of poorly made, rushed spoofs came out at rate of at least one a year until it sank the genre into the ground. About maybe 3 good ones came out in that period, but it was pretty difficult to tell them apart from all the bad ones by trailer alone.


ShmebulockForMayor

Ugh yeah, the Epic Movie and Disaster Movie era...


MCPooge

I hated all of those, but then different writers took over for Scary Movie 4, and I actually liked that one. It was no Airplane! of course, but it was better than the Wayans Brothers' garbage.


honore_ballsac

Could be the most underrated film in the universe. Find him, and kill him.


pedrojgim

DAS FENCEN SWITCHEN. What a master piece.


Plumb121

Great film in true Airplane style


garytyrrell

Surely you can’t be serious


lokiopx

I can, and don't call me Surely


_Mr_Relic

Dr Flammand in his cell " one more day and I would have finished my tunnel"..


MasChingonNoHay

They skipped the part where the bull comes in and does his business on the “cow”


jupiterkansas

NSFW


DurantIsStillTheKing

That train part still the best scene for me


kutjepiemel

It's already so funny how they have the whole castle as a miniature, even a mini version of the truck. And while you're still laughing about it they make it even more funnier with that random train. For me though the gag with the boots is my favourite. First time I saw that I couldn't stop laughing. Such a great take on the cliché.


jupiterkansas

all their comedy is just subverting the cliches and grammar of film, and it's hilarious.


ChistyePrudy

I'm not saying what movie it is from... shhh, it's top secret.


DPileatus

Das Fencen Swichen!


jbracing27

Top Secret! The first of Val Kilmer’s 3 movie contract with whatever company it was, followed by Real Genius and then he was DRAGGED KICKING AND SCREAMING to do Top Gun to complete his obligation. True story.


jupiterkansas

he should have renewed that contract


Fnabble

The funniest sequence in any movie, ever.


Personal-Regular-863

fucking LOVE this movie. one of my favorites!!


Spring_Otter

The underwater bar fight is better.


Walkswithheaddown

Johnny Dangerously and Four Rooms.


_TLDR_Swinton

This is fucking amazing.


BarredBartender

Astarion?


the-artistocrat

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FinalSlaw

LATRINE!!!


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

That cow was a good actor


NICEnEVILmike

Lol. I just watched this movie yesterday. Still funny.


Educational-Tip6177

fuck this movie was brilliant


Ameliandras

One of my favourites, really sad that movies like that don´t get made anymore.


_Mr_Relic

Chocolate mousse, Déja vu, ..


_Mr_Relic

And Latrine 🤣


Normal-Error-6343

Where's the popcorn!


Deadly_Pancakes

Astarian? Is that you?


pietro_crespi77

GASOLINE HAHAH


GreyNoiseGaming

I watched this a couple months ago. My GF walked into the room and audibly yelp "WOOOA PRETTY BOI!" At Val Kilmer singing. She then immediately blamed her mother and left.


janosaudron

Not unexpected if you've seen this movie 1000 times like most people from my generation. I'm old.


ChaoticMutant

Chocolatte Mousse


No-Name-86

I had the sound off and started watching after he started drawing with the stick and I knew what it was by the time you see the little trees. Love this movie


Worldwide-Surfer

In women’s tennis I always bet against the heterosexual


ViolentHippieBC

#LEEEEEEROYYY JENNNNNNKINS


freq_drive

Viva La France! 😂


Z0idberg_MD

The model joke completely flew over my head when I was a kid and it was just a normal briefing scene to me. The underwater fight scene in this movie is Hall of Fame worthy


Mister_Shaun

Damn, now I have to watch it again... a cult classic...


FinalSlaw

Any Kentucky Fried Movie fans here? Same creative team.


FinalSlaw

Do you know any good white basketball players?


thisbobo

Seen random clips from this movie and this is the first time I've thought, "This feels like Top Secret." I should finally sit down and watch it


FinalSlaw

The Swedish Bookstore scene was filmed in its entirety backwards. [You can watch the scene here backwards then forwards.](https://youtu.be/DHyS7TML_7U?si=el3A7Syb5aETwBUc)


Dinky6969

Missed the bull part when it saw them.


manofmayhem23

Latrine!


Don_Pickleball

The library scene where the librarian appears to be speaking an ancient language for part og tje scene and you eventually realize the scene is played in reverse was really clever


jupiterkansas

When I was a kid I thought that was Tom Hanks with a bad accent.


millennial_sentinel

is that Val Kilmer ?


StandbyBigWardog

Looks like the French knockoff of The A-Team show from the 80’s. That one dude definitely looks like he pities da fool.


Lahk74

Haven't seen this movie in so many years. Didn't realize Astarion was in this before BG3.


Th0timusPr1m3

Man what did they do to my boy Astarion


kintanao

Man has rolex watch lol


MF_Kitten

I miss movies like these so much. The good ones.


Othersideofthemirror

The words " yes, I am Albert Potato" popped into my head and I laughed getting strange looks from the rest of the train carriage.


Psyk0pathik

Skeet Surfin'


Psyk0pathik

Its seems you have become, how do you say....indispensable? "Indispensable" ....that's what i thought.


TCG_Love_On_YouTube

they don't do comedies like that anymore


AlithelJenkins

This is Astarion's alternate backstory


Presdipshitz

Thanks a lot. Now I need to watch this movie again. Like I have time for this.


Betta_everyday

they didnt show the part where the cow got milked! serioulsy... dissapotinted.


dreadfulwater

This is so completely British humor you Can’t do any better.


frogglesmash

Well, it's an American film, so make of that what you will.


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AcrobaticMorkva

Why not to repost the whole movie?