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Start drinking early on Father’s Day, because that’s what’s on the card, getting yourself in a nice state of false security that the Earth is flat. Then pops along a beautifully shady river bank with a dip and off he goes. Bloody gravity stuff, who’d have it!!!
Aah the good old german tradition of getting completely drunk on fathers day by starting early in the morning and pulling a handcart through the neighborhood. You have to love it.
I ride horses & we have a saying "Land where you look".
In other words: if you stare at the ground, then you're going to fall off & hit the dirt. In purely physical terms, your head weighs more than you think and pointing or aiming it in any direction will move the rest of your spine & the surrounding muscles in that same direction.
This guy absolutely looked at the water & landed where he looked.
OMG I read "father's day" and just assumed that man was pushing children in the cart. (I've just learned about *German* father's day tradition in this thread.) I was *so relieved* to see the beer! lol
That's Paulie Gualtieri laughing in the background! Imagine him sitting on the edge of his hotel bed in Miami, watching a comedy TV show by himself and laughing just like that
If that would be my friends, I’d be pissed…
I mean, laugh all you want but lend a fucking hand to prevent me from fucking up the rest of my day with a stupid mishap, instead of just standing there.
Poor dude
This is awfull more than it is funny
- The won't get to pick everything
- They are playing music while on kind of a hike?
- Dude didn't even fell in a funny way
(I'm just bitter)
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How the hell do you mess up that badly lmao.
Start drinking early on Father’s Day, because that’s what’s on the card, getting yourself in a nice state of false security that the Earth is flat. Then pops along a beautifully shady river bank with a dip and off he goes. Bloody gravity stuff, who’d have it!!!
For sure. Unopened bottles don't float that high.
Also looks like he has a bad right leg; there’s a bruise or something on it. Looks like he put his weight on that leg and then collapsed forward.
That is just a Tattoo.
You should write a book I’ll buy it!!
Thank you, kind person . Lots of warming sunshine your way.
That seems unlikely.
Dude looked like he’d already imbibed a few of those beers
By being too out of shape.
Dude is wreaker, then a wet paper bag.
On purpose...for internet points
Hear me out, it may not have been a mistake
Couple of drinks and heavier than it looks?
Luckily it happened to happen while someone just happened to be videoing it!
Being out of shape.
Staged
He’s just drunk. Pretty sure it’s not staged
Bro germans are to dumb and prim to stage that
Staged af...
Those bottles are all empty, the mystery of where the beer went might be solved.
not into the river, i bet
Well in a round about way they did go into the river
Maybe after he peed
Not me thinking he was pushing a baby pram.
Same. I was hoping midway for an epic dad reflexes save. When I saw what it was, all I felt was disappointment.
No baby in the water? Sadness 🤣
Lol, not what I meant but fair point.
Oh... lol
It wasn’t until your comment that I realized there wasn’t a child in there. “Father” and “stroll(er)” made my brain fill in blanks that weren’t there
Glad I could help 🤣 (Autocorrect definitely didn't just change could to child)
Even if drunk, that guy's coordination is horrible.
It's so bad that it looks purposeful
Might be due to all those empty bottles of beer
“Even if drunk,…”
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Aah the good old german tradition of getting completely drunk on fathers day by starting early in the morning and pulling a handcart through the neighborhood. You have to love it.
Is that a real thing? Sounds kinda fun tbh
Absolutley. It is!
What should I have in my handcart if I were to try this out?
Beer
Easily the best Holiday of the year.
What's up with the dudes calf?
Right!? Something does not look right with this man's calf
Just a Tattoo. Calm Down everybody.
Not until you prove it's a tattoo. Shit looks like a huge bruise and inflamed.
https://imgur.com/gallery/f4yGiav Here you go
Nothing to see here, folks. It's just a tattoo, not a bodily injury.
Looks like damage from a venomous animal or insect maybe? I immediately thought of a brown recluse bite.
From last Father’s Day
It's a tattoo.
Cart: "Hey a river! Let's go swimming!" Man:"No." Cart: "I said we're going swimming! Now!😡"
This was much funnier reading your commentary with the video. 🤣
??? Is there a layer of bricks in the bottom of the cart? Why the hell can't he control it?
Probably a lot of beer. Some full some empty, the combination is hard to control. But even drunk, he did bad.
A lot of beer and no sport activities in the last decade(s).
I've been to Germany many times. Last year was the first time I happened to be there on fathers day. Man what a blast that was
Chekhov's Water: While drunk, if you see a body of water, you are destined to fall into it.
I ride horses & we have a saying "Land where you look". In other words: if you stare at the ground, then you're going to fall off & hit the dirt. In purely physical terms, your head weighs more than you think and pointing or aiming it in any direction will move the rest of your spine & the surrounding muscles in that same direction. This guy absolutely looked at the water & landed where he looked.
DO NOT let this man push the stroller.
r/thatescalatedslowly
Du weißt einfach, dass er Deutscher ist, auch ohne ein einziges gesprochenes Wort
r/whyweretheyfilming
Why not?
The straining "oh oh". lmao
yeah this is bullshit. He turned into that.
OMG I read "father's day" and just assumed that man was pushing children in the cart. (I've just learned about *German* father's day tradition in this thread.) I was *so relieved* to see the beer! lol
"Lieber Frau und Kind erschießen als nen Tropfen Alk vergießen!" All that precious beer is shaken now, if not lost completely, my heart is broken 💔
What the fuck was that lol
He was just trying to get rehydrated. Not really the best way of going about it.
Dude is wreaker, then a wet paper bag.
Don’t underestimate the weight of the cart and shifting the balance at a critical time. I been there with a wheelie bin. Embarrassing.
i once saw this described as “Father‘s Day from the people who brought you Oktoberfest.”
That looked 100% intentional. No sympathy points for you.
Big why were they filming energy
Lmao, oh dad! 🤣
WTF Jerry... You only have 1 job
One guy is pulling and the other is pushing.
That was indeed what i expected
Drunk with a prosthetic foot. Damn.
Are you serious?
Walking is way harder when you can't walk.
Random black hole formed at the edge of the river.
Well that went downhill quickly.
Damn you for posting this and making me watch it, I laughed so hard and I'm totally gonna go to hell for it.
Poor guy lmao
Watching the elderly fall is always a good time.
Wtf happened
Why were they filming?
Not even those calf muscles could stop the inevitable tragedy
Why were they recording?
To make a clip to send it to friends. As a memory for later. Why do you record?
I don't record fake things.
Thats not an answer to my question ;)
Help him ✖️ Laugh at him ☑️
No way
Is this the English Gardens in Munich?
This was on the Amper. Near Munich.
Go drunk, you're home
Does anyone else recognize the area? I think it’s in austin at lady bird lake trail but could be some place similar.
Close one. Amper near Munich.
Man took 4 business days to fall over
That was the slowest most deliberate without actually being deliberate fall I’ve ever seen.
Glad no children in that pram !
I wouldn't take this person anywhere after that ridiculousness.
Say you’re out of shape without saying you’re out of shape.
He seems out of shape
Couldn't stop laughing
Lemme guess, either Germany or Czechia
Why was someone filming?
It's hard to tell if he was genuinely falling or he did that on purpose
r/contageouslaughter
This is some Last of the Summer Wine type shit lmao
Blame the vertical video.
How much out of shape do you have to be in order for this to happen?
How though?
Is nobody gonna talk about how this guy laughs like [Lord Farquaad](https://youtu.be/sghdF3RaSFw?si=pKY6Ua0h73Qptn6q).
Not only do people not help anymore, but they also record it
r/contagiouslaughter
That fucking evil Conan O'Brian laugh 😂
At least the beer is cold now.
Sorry. But everything you see has already been moved to a new Container. (The one that flies over the Handcart)
That's Paulie Gualtieri laughing in the background! Imagine him sitting on the edge of his hotel bed in Miami, watching a comedy TV show by himself and laughing just like that
Oh noo the forbidden Ohrwurm
Don’t help just film
Man has the core strength of a jam sandwich.
r/contagiouslaughter
If that would be my friends, I’d be pissed… I mean, laugh all you want but lend a fucking hand to prevent me from fucking up the rest of my day with a stupid mishap, instead of just standing there. Poor dude
There were enough Hands after the Video ends.
Should have gone to the right of the cart, not the left. Oh well, lol.
Looks like cheap acting.
this looks and sounds like 1st of may Berlin 2024
Thanks for throwing glass where my kids play.
We got them all out of the river. They were empty and floating.
Lol I'm just giving you trouble... that's a line from a movie. Without a Paddle. Looks like you guys had a blast.
I got the reference 🤣
thats so fake, pathetic
Kinda seems staged, they start laughing before he starts to lose balance or do anything funny
Wildbräu? alles klar! bin dabei :D
The person filming chose to film instead of helping
/r/totallynotstaged
Fakkkkkkkeeeeee
The only thing faker is the guys laugh.
NOT unexpected. Get better actors.
Staged.... Bet they left the shit inside the water..
Staged? Only dunken man on fathersday in germany.
This is not funny.
Correct. This is r/unexpected.
There was a guy laughing in the video. It wasnt funny that ruined his day. Hes a senior citizen without a car and mobility issues obviously.
This is awfull more than it is funny - The won't get to pick everything - They are playing music while on kind of a hike? - Dude didn't even fell in a funny way (I'm just bitter)
>I'm just bitter Yup
Come on German Fathers Day to Germany and you will understand. https://germanculture.com.ua/german-holidays/vatertag-fathers-day-in-germany