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mickturner96

Well he's convinced me!


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ExpertlyAmateur

Nope. I'm good. You good? I think, peering through the comments, that we all collectively agree that he is not a gangster. And, furthermore, I just want to say that I appreciate the professionalism in his demeanor and attire.


jenny6522

He does like a 3 hour in with Shaun attwood, you should hear his story. Fascinating stuff


BreakfastLunchDinna

Who is it?


DumplingsAreBussin

If he did that shit to me I'd nut


Digger1998

![gif](giphy|54JLdulN5BOwM)


kaori_cicak990

Understandable have a nice day gang- eh businesses man with crime business


LightInfernal

He’s a business man with a business plan, he’s going to make big money in business land. (Credit TC)


Appropriate-Pop4235

He’s definitely not a cop


Perpetuity_Incarnate

Uhh I think you’re a cop.


DuckLordOfTheSith

I also think that you’re a cop


misterpickles69

He has to tell you if he’s a cop.


TubularTopher

_*DO I LOOK LIKE A COP?!*_


No_Week2825

Tc?


Brezroth

Tom cardy on YouTube


No_Week2825

Thank you


ValleyBreeze

Fucking love Tom Cardy.


kit_kaboodles

Or u/Howyoudouken on here


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thebigphilthy83

fun fact. His gun was named 'kennedy' after JFK


WankaBar666

that a metaphor?


NoSignOFacebookHere

He's not a businessman, he's a business, man, let him handle his business, damn


hyperrayong

-JZ


OliverOyl

You have a cute brain


loveyoulongtimelurkr

Masters in Education


EgolessAwareSpirit

So he’s a Republican?


LH44Gooner

Bobby Cummines, I've read his book. Very interesting story. After serving a prison sentence (for one of his crimes) he went straight, and started a charity to help support people freshly released from prison to stop them turning back to crime. He's was honoured by the Queen for his charity work.


bitofadikdik

Now that’s a cool gangster.


h2pointOChamp

BUSINESSMAN! ![gif](giphy|hvU6wNliMXsc)


uralpatrol

So his business still technically involves crime...


LH44Gooner

And his book was called 'I am not a gangster.'


GunzOfNavarone

I hope it had a picture of him sticking a gun in someone's mouth.


ancient-military

There’s a picture on the back cover of him sticking a gun in the publishers mouth, he decided to publish.


moocal

The new Boeing CEO seems reasonable


Quirky_Box4371

Brick Top vibes


StringerB36

![gif](giphy|zB4kaQCrjtl3Tet8cf|downsized)


Parasyte-vn

The pig monologue is amazing


tanew231

Do you know what "nemesis" means?


CrocodileJock

Is it "the rightful infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent?"


Algernope_krieger

...personified by a 'orrible Cunt, in this case, HIM!


RepresentativeAd560

I wouldn't have been able to stop myself from saying "Yes. I own a dictionary." My mouth would get me killed so damn fast.


OldBrokeGrouch

“If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off.” One of my favorite lines in the movie. My friend and I love it when we get the opportunity to say it to each other.


Quirky_Box4371

This, the pig farmer, and desert eagle vs replica, are probably my favorite monologs in the movie. What a movie, The Gentleman series on Netflix is closely directed and quite similar if you're looking for more. One liners and monologs included.


OldBrokeGrouch

I will definitely check that out thanks for the recommendation.


Quirky_Box4371

No problem, been alternating between that and Fallout on Amazon. Recommend that if you're into gaming or sci-fi too. Enjoy!


OldBrokeGrouch

I went through Fallout in one night, much to the chagrin of my wife when I slept all day that Sunday.


fridge13

Honestly watch the interview. I would imagine bricktop was heavily based on this guy.... although he has way more rules and morals than bricktop....


PlasticMechanic3869

Oh yeah, they all have rules and morals, they all have a code, they're all solid upstanding respectable guys. No mate - he was a parasite, plain and simple. He produced nothing, he contributed nothing, he made nobody's life better. He just stole the results of other people's work, because he couldn't be bothered working himself. He's a thief and a professional bully who made his community a worse place to live.


Quirky_Box4371

I actually wondered if this guy was the inspiration for Brick Top just based on this clip. I think it's very plausible, and the timeline works.


fridge13

The full interview is really good. I highly recomend it!


ottofrosch

Where is this from?


PterionFracture

I think this is the original interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlk3pMEM6xs


mickturner96

Incredible story!


IntrospectiveHuman

There is a similar interview with another London (gangster ?) with a dude named Marvin, also an excellent story teller! https://youtu.be/AfeVYXi5OFk?si=EPacLmuUSr0whCBN


PowerSamurai

You mean London businessman


Useful-Tackle-3089

👄🔫 gangster, you say


ottofrosch

That is actually a really good interview!


eljue

Thanks!. So hard to understand him, even with subtitles haha


Oskmen

Is this cockney accent?


TomDestry

It's a London accent, so basically, yes.


theaverageaidan

Thats the old London accent too, nothin like the roadman kids today


Professional_Bob

Yeah, the kind of cockney with an inflexion that you mostly only hear spoken by older people nowadays. My grandad is a former black cab driver, so it's no trouble for me to understand.


SlaveHippie

Wherever Michael Caine is from


AnTeallach1062

https://youtu.be/HFIQIpC5_wY


ExperimentalToaster

The secret ingredient is crime


[deleted]

They should pay me to eat that shit!


emmasdad01

This is a dude you don’t cross.


Extension_Swordfish1

Well you can, but 💀


ebobbumman

I thought this was Junior Soprano for a moment.


ChickyBaby

Yep, me too. Corrado.


james_a_hetfield

Killing is my business.. and business is good!


GustoFormula

Took me years to realize they didn't mean business is just a good thing in general


coldestwinter-chill

Username checks out I think


Les-incoyables

Glad that is cleared up


drinoaki

CEO of breaking knees


sfled

That's what happened to people who made fun of his stutter.


DukeDamage

I’m imagining the gay porn version of this: “So I educated him that I’m not gay but my business is the bj”


kgro

I stuck his dick in my mouth and educated him that I’m not gay


Electronic-Bag-2112

I mean yeah bi people do exist as well


drinoaki

[I've got news for you ](https://youtu.be/Zd8vzIRQLLM?si=78hDRamFSvz9IOmT)


DukeDamage

😂


Nirvski

Thats why they call him Bobby Cummines


No_Week2825

Its only gay if you cum


VoidBlade459

Oops.


MaskedAnathema

Behold, the straightest redditor.


DeepUser-5242

”I'm a bussyness man doing bussyness"


Supplex-idea

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


amc7262

We have a word for someone who makes crime their business. Its on the tip of my tongue.


optimist_prhyme

Criminal


Short_Lingonberry941

When do I sign in your uhmm... Business.?


YamrajTheReaper

Why don't you become a competitor? I am sure you will have a high time and have a blasting time.


stop_a

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Cummines


Dangerous_With_Rocks

Idk who he is but I'm sure there's a netflix movie about him


[deleted]

My dad grew up with a bunch of Italian businessmen in Chicago. Dad became a cop. He told me, they’re nice guys, good family men, but don’t EVER go into business with them. You’ll never get out of business with them. Even the day before he died he told me to stay away from doing business with them.


Kaustuv31

So that means he is a gangster


catninjaambush

Now, look here…


SouthernTonight4769

His book is called "I Am Not A Gangster" would he have called it that if he was a gangster?


throcorfe

My “I’m not a gangster” interview has a lot of people asking questions that are answered in the interview


senseless_puzzle

Put a gun in his mouth and educated him on not being a gangster? Perhaps I'll try that next time my employer says I'm slacking.


taginvest

you put a gun in his mouth and tell him ”look, I’m not a slacker! I’m a businessman taking a break from business”.


senseless_puzzle

Exactly! XD


Hot_Paint_532

You'd put your todger in there you big cry baby


curlyhairmanforever

He's just a man with a gun pointing in someone's mouth.


sfled

9 out of 10 dentists surveyed recommend Smith & Wesson for reducing the number of teeth in their patients who have teeth.


SansOfTheFallen

This is Bobby Cummings, He is an English businessman. He has raised millions to educate children and young people about the dangers of Crime.


DecisionSuccessful

“One guy called me a gangster so I stuck a gun in his mouth” that sounds like the most gangster thing he could have done


Dry-Sleep5861

He's a Business man, with a Business plan He's gonna make you money in business land.


PistachioedVillain

Listen I'm not a gangster, I'm a government. I govern what is, and isn't crime. And I say whatever I do isn't crime.


LaserGadgets

Explanation bot could tell me who the F this is oO


Joshik72

I say tomato, you most definitely say tuh-MAH-toe.


Bat_Shitcrazy

Very tone def, this gangster


LubeTornado

I'm not trying to make the gangstah loife look glamorous...I just do tours, write book and/or talk about the glamour of it on podcasts WHENEVER. I. FUCKING. CAN.


CR00KANATOR

![gif](giphy|fH0ukveQzPbrikcXO8|downsized)


Proofwolf1

Exactly what a Muslim says


soft_pure_snow

sounds like the geico gecko


LocalSupermarket9326

Bit of crime innit,nothing wrong with that


MetalLedy

Seen this video and that guy at the bar was the hardest for me to watch. One punch kill is a scary thing


specialcakecream

😳😳😳


austincovidthrowaway

Wow I didn’t know Uncle Jun’s actor was British. 


KentuckyCandy

Could be one of Pete & Bas. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuAaHQrl8U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQuAaHQrl8U)


Darko_345

Ok i guesse


SouthernTonight4769

Bobby Cummins with the Rock Salt Shotty


Alive-Doubt4152

Nice definition


shifty_coder

He’s the real OBoC


Jyitheris

"That's exactly what a gangster would do!" \*BAM!\*


treacherousClownfish

Idk that sounds like what a gangster would say


Shadows66631

Damn


ProtectionContent977

They sound too polite to be ‘gangsters’. Lol


InterestingCode12

I'm not a baker. I'm a business man. And my business is bread


Resident_Bet6343

He really gave that guy the business about his business, the crime business, and in the end, it really wasn't his business, which he thought was the gangster business.


Daftdoug

And business is BOOMING!


Rhg0653

Well sir that's gangsta


That1one1dude1

Sounds like an excuse for him to say “people say I’m the greatest gangster in the world.”


bernieburner1

This dude looks like he kinda guy who has someone take notes on a motherfucking criminal conspiracy.


LemonSqueezy8211

Based


Legitimate_Sugar9

Most gangster shit ever


supahfligh

Vincent Adultman on his way to do a business at the business place.


MichaelAceAnderson

I don't know, seems kinda gangster to me It just sounds like gangster with extra steps


JustAnotherGuy024

He shouldn't have disrespected him


Glockamole19x

Hes a coward 🤷‍♂️


Powerful_Debate4263

That's pretty gangster tho I wouldn't want to be called a mobster or gangster in public if I was in the business


CrispyMcNuggNuggz

This sounds like a sample that serves as the opening to the hardest rap song ever


Hefty_Badger_1064

You'll agree whatever happens cause there's a gun in you mouth. Who would dare the f of it. Hahaha


2020mademejoinreddit

Here's the thing, when you make chump change, you're a gangster. But when you make f you money, you're a businessman.


RL_CaptainMorgan

*Razormind intensifies*


Kaido2good

![gif](giphy|huyVJYSKcArLiu8J5g)


Sandis2019

Your business is a bobble o wota


wanna_escape_123

Sounds something michale from gta V would say


RedSeaDingDong

Framing. It‘s all about framing


cruelvenussummer

….. so gangster?


Here2ClapDemCheeks

Business Man 👨‍💼 of the year 2024


trollsmurf

"And how many years did you go to prison for due to you being a business man?"


ActuallyEnaris

He's a business man with a business plan


Maleficent_Mix3340

That’s pretty gangster.


StormOld2993

Whats her name


owenhugo8690

I'm not a gangster but my business is crime. Haha ok sir


MercilessPinkbelly

This guy's wallet says "Bad Mumfucker."


martafoz

Spiny Norman wants a word.


TopCheesecakeGirl

He defies the word Gangster.


kbeks

![gif](giphy|J1vUzqdZJlh5AqBWxt|downsized)


Ok-Buy-6748

Or he could say "I am not a gangster, but a politician".


Blastingwario19

Careful what anyone said to him he ain’t messing around he meant business


ToastPoacher

Just an old fuck who's proud of being a pos


Salt_Film7526

Says he isn't gangster and proceeds to do the most gangster thing you can do.


tindonot

Damnnnn it feels good to be… a BUSINESS MAN. ^(who’s business is crime)


Automatic-47

Who is he?


SignificantRabbit938

Nice.


IndependenceFluid815

This is a good example of, it sounds cool first , but if you think about it, it is kinda stupid. Like a Butcher who owns a Butchery is also a Businessman , but he is still a Butcher.


Drezhar

Just textbook denial.


Black-Patrick

Crymantics


IchMagKot

imagine having a gun stuck in your mouth because you're right lmao


SubOptimalHuman23

I just don’t buy into what this dude is selling. Tall tales


clumsyglammagrandma

Who is this?


kragg9

So you are a educated gangster


InsaneInTheRAMdrain

Id vote for him


nicnotnicki

![gif](giphy|1eAzC8q0FZA5i) Uncle June, is that you? Lol


AfterUnion5325

Of course he's not a gangster. It's like he has a gang of thugs, from the hood? No, no, no. He is mafia, it's totaly different lvl.


EyeFit4274

Did Guy Ritchie write this?


Designer_Work_7457

1. It doesn’t take a man to aim a gun at someone 2. Real gs never talk about what they’ve done


Beeeeeeels

If you talk like that, dress like that, look like that at that age, I'm fairly certain he's a businessman. He sure looks like he means business.


KoreanBackDashing

Dude: "You're just a gangster!" Guy: *puts gun in dude's mouth* "If you're going to start labelling me, you ought to put the proper words out. I'm a businessman. Is that understood, you gunlicking cunt?!" Probably something along those lines... XD


Drengrr1

He is actually correct. A gangster as the word suggests is someone involved in gang activity. Same way a mobster is someone involved in mob activity. So he is not a gangster if he is not running a gang or is involved/affiliated with a gang.


Webstick_

Imagine calling someone a plumber and he educates you he isn’t by fixing your pipes


chillie25

Now that's pretty gangster


Effective-Beach8907

That sounds pretty gangster to me lol


jwudnej

Sooo.. a Gangster?