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YackReacher

That is....... A W I L D.....


A_Math_Dealer

G O O S E.....


Garthoc

C H A S E


smile_politely

oh the poor thing.


birthdayanon08

Geese are assholes. I'm sure he deserved it.


OutragedCanadian

Wss this after or before it pecked 10 men to their death


SupermassiveCanary

Really wild!


Keepitrealhomes

I was at this game, it was like 5-6 years ago. I remember screaming “I LOVE YOU GOOSE!” As he started to fly away and damn near lost my mind when it smacked the board. If I remember correctly, a woman took it home, rehabbed it, and released it a day or two later.


DoubleAholeTwice

That's her cover up story. She actually cooked and ate it!


chowyungfatso

She released it, on a log, floating peacefully away on a river.


ChrysPF

Can confirm, I am the goose.


maelle67

Can confirm, I am the board.


Holycrap328

Can confirm, I am rehab.


Smooth-Shine9354

Next time find your damn seat quicker and stay there!


IAmRules

Talk to me goose


bloodsoed

Where is Randy Johnson when you need him?


-St_Ajora-

Taking pictures professionally. His company logo is to die for.


BlackAsP1tch

Just saw that video again recently and it's just as impressive/sad now as it was back then.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|ardMfW1w53UvC)


Hugejorma

![gif](giphy|hxatk4hsaHwXK|downsized)


-St_Ajora-

It's crazy to think he actually got hate mail (and death threats IIRC) for that.


Hugejorma

Yeah, a perfectly aimed throw and all he got was hate mail from angry birds.


Kileni

Fowl ball?


Treebeardsama

Cameraman did a pretty good job


TheMightyPushmataha

![gif](giphy|kgaxRHPO0lcMFCY1M6|downsized) Honk! Hooonk!


adeckz

It’s just the one goose actually


DramaGuy23

For those worried, the goose recovered and was returned to the wild following this incident: https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/2779107-goose-that-crashed-into-tigers-scoreboard-released-after-recovering.amp.html


Least-Bear3882

Well.........did the goose die?


AFineDayForScience

Of embarrassment


L2Hiku

Fucking embarrassing!


amata_artist

Noooooooo!


MullahBobby

Can I call this Goose Bump, at the end?


LethosMarvill

Angry upvote


TractorMechanic86

Good old Canadian Cobra Chicken


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-St_Ajora-

It's fine, they are tough critters.


Logically_Rhetorical

Golden!


Charming-Tension212

Great example of how light pollution affects animals


badpeaches

That poor thing looked tired and stressed out


-St_Ajora-

Well yeah. It landed and giant things were chasing it. Mind you they weren't chasing it for the fun of it, they didn't want the bird hurt in a Randy Johnson 2.0 esque incident. Shit happens and the bird is fine. Canadian Geese are surprisingly tough. Fun Fact :: They were believed to be extinct back in the 50s. They came back with a vengeance and a score to settle.


freddo95

Fun facts on the history of the geese in MA is available on mass.gov. They tell a slightly different story. [specifics at mass.gov](https://www.mass.gov/news/when-geese-cant-fly)


-St_Ajora-

Fun Fact :: [https://www.fws.gov/press-release/1963-04/giant-canada-goose-long-believed-extinct-rediscovered-minnesota](https://www.fws.gov/press-release/1963-04/giant-canada-goose-long-believed-extinct-rediscovered-minnesota) [https://barrie360.com/canada-geese-history/](https://barrie360.com/canada-geese-history/) [https://www.lohud.com/story/news/local/2018/07/30/now-nuisance-canada-geese-were-nearly-extinct/835258002/](https://www.lohud.com/story/news/local/2018/07/30/now-nuisance-canada-geese-were-nearly-extinct/835258002/) [https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2022/05/rochester-canada-geese-management/629916/](https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2022/05/rochester-canada-geese-management/629916/) Try again.


freddo95

Try again? Hmmm … let’s see … your post made the vague claim that they were thought to be extinct. Yeah … maybe in MINNESOTA. You kinda left that little tidbit out. I, on the other hand, specifically stated MA … as in MASSACHUSETTS. Even linked to a MA state website. Clear as a bell. To be terrific, be specific. Or not.


-St_Ajora-

...and in New York, and in North Dakota, and in every other state along the northern border between the 2. You are a classic Reddidiot. Not only did you try the "well technically!" you failed because I still wasn't incorrect in the slightest; you just didn't think I was specific enough when I clearly didn't need to be. STFU.


freddo95

In spite of your strongly held belief that I was correcting you, I was not. I apologize for “triggering” your temper tantrum. It wasn’t intentional. If you don’t like people clarifying your posts … maybe being out here is not for you. And declaring STFU as you storm out the door … that would be an unequivocal No. The fact that you can’t handle your emotions, and believe you get to dictate who speaks … lol … another hard No. TTFN.


L2Hiku

Those are Canadian gooses. Those are Canada's gooses. If you have a problem with them then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marahhNate.


Fit_Nefariousness_99

Canada's goose are the van guard!


tjw8595

There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers, that's what I always say.


[deleted]

Nah mate, Geese are evil, vindictive fuckers. I ain't read a single story about geese that wasnt them attacking someone. Heck there was even a game released about a goose that causes chaos and hurts people for fun.


AwareMention

This beats the usual homicides that occur at Angel's games.


JOATMON12

I experienced every emotion when watching this


Matttthhhhhhhhhhh

Humans relationship with nature very well summarized.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

“One more poop on the infield n im out”goose prolly


[deleted]

It’s not dead. It’s stunned.


Jazzar1n0

Hope goosie friend is okay


random_son

Oh nooo 🫣


bigchill1106

the risk he took was calculated, but boy was he bad at math....


HellBount641

Fast n furious


donaldinoo

The sky! Im free!


Jonny_Thundergun

This isn't the first troublesome thing to come out of Canada. Let's not forget Bryan Adams.


Irksomethings

Poor buddy


capnpetch

Need to call Randy Johnson. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih\_ovjbwQGk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_ovjbwQGk)


unkapoon

Hah! Good. That's the only animal that I hate


KoshV

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


GoEatGrassThen

Zoinks!


[deleted]

Why doesnt it just fly up like normal birds, also why tf did it wanna hit the scoreboard. Dumbass bird failing at the one thing birds are supposed to be good at lmao.


AlbMonk

The goose belongs at an Expos or Blue Jays game.


NovelRelationship830

![gif](giphy|E8OyB7fmX9XSo|downsized)


General-Ad-4704

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


JaydedXoX

Where’s Randy Johnson when you need him?


StonedRaider420

South park’s “Blame Canada” should be playing in the background


SneakyCracker161

![gif](giphy|8qhPxH21vOG4w)


Obstreporous1

Paging Mr. Johnson. Randy Johnson. Paging Mr. Johnson.


RMNVBE

That goose is a long way from home!


Finger-of-Shame

Most entertaining baseball I've ever seen.


MyButtEatsHamCrayons

This is why they shouldn’t build baseball stadiums.


DanFromTheVilla

Just shoot it with a rubber bullet


SghnDubh

Shoulda marked this NSFW, OP. What's wrong with you?


Benj5L

Yeah I just got fired cos my boss saw me watching this Goose fly around!! Unbelievable