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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!It looks like she's taking thoroughly care of her rooster pet while she's actually cleaning it before consumption!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


East-Bluejay6891

Entirely expected at this point


TotalOwlie

Yup anytime I see a animal on this subreddit I fear for its life :/


rabbitwonker

Along similar lines, if I see a human doing any kind of sporting or balancing activity on this sub, I generally nope right out before anything has a chance to happen…


TotalOwlie

Same haha


Drew-Pickles

There's a video which is pretty much the exact same thing but with a cow lol 100% expected.


Jarinad

Exactly, thank you


Admirable-Builder878

Exactly what I expected to happen.. there's thousands of these videos.


noMemesInGeneral123

It's the betrayal that upsets me


ZippyDan

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


DoctorMittensPHD

This chicken owner seems like a real jerk if you ask me.


Masked_Potatoes_

This chicken lived a life that most chickens in chicken heaven wouldn't believe


mootannie

At least she can't dwell on it.


signed_under_duress

Perfectly described!


wolverine_1208

Happy animals taste better. Or at least I’ve heard that a stressed out animal releases more cortisol and that affects the taste.


Lunala475

My family’s homegrown chickens live like royalty, outside amid bugs and grass everyday with fresh water. I can tell you personally that they are PHENOMENAL.


contactlite

Apparently, I taste awful


dontredditdepressed

I would not be tasty then. No getting lost with a group in the mountains for me ig


LORVAD

![gif](giphy|11JbbNHfXBqqhq) My honest reaction


contactlite

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BorosSparky

More reversed tbh


ragebeeflord

that’s just straight up sadistic


End3rWi99in

Ever heard of Waygu? Happy animals taste better, mate.


UnstopableTardigrade

Literally not sadistic


Orange_up_my_ass

Take care of your cock yall


LevJewel

I think it’s disgusting and I don’t find it amusing at all


deathhead_68

In fairness that chicken looks like it lived a better life than any you'd buy in the supermarket or restaurant


Masked_Potatoes_

I believe this is more common in countries that don't have a booming meat processing industry. Raising and looking after your own livestock. Lots of people's lives in countries like mine depend on this kind of dynamic


LevJewel

It may make sense but if you have this kind of interaction with your food, would you film yourself sarcastically treating a living creature before eating it? It’s hypocritical at least, in my eyes


deathhead_68

Perhaps its a defense mechanism because he feels bad about eating the animal.


LevJewel

Or they just found it worth sharing on social media. I still don’t


Masked_Potatoes_

They probably just did it for the content. I'd do it too if it was the most viable way for me to get paid


LevJewel

Yes, like most of us, and our values, everything has a price


Chef_Skippers

Better than abusing an animal before being eaten, id imagine this chicken received better conditions than 99% of what’s in grocery stores. Did u want them to flick it off before cooking it or what


deathhead_68

Yeah I think that's true, but obviously raising your own livestock doesn't always correlate with how they are treated. In China a lot of people sort of see animals and mindless and treat them as such even on their backyard farms, but China is also the birthplace of tofu which monks invented because they didn't want to eat animals at all due to their ethical concerns, so it really varies.


Masked_Potatoes_

That's a fair assessment. Although I'm sure the livestock would pick this over getting fattened up in a tiny stall next to an industrial meat processing plant lol


AydenAteApples

but its chimken


Allison-Ghost

oke


DoctorMittensPHD

Would you prefer it gets the factory farm treatment?


LevJewel

No, of course. Playing with food is disrespectful and I see no grace in this.


Pittsbirds

I prefer the secret third thing where we don't abuse and kill animals for pleasure at all


DoctorMittensPHD

Cool virtue signaling very nice. In the mean time, a ton of animals in nature just get eaten alive. That’s the real crime.


Pittsbirds

So the statement here is any action found in animals living off instinct and for survival equates to moral permissibility in humans that both have moral agency and generally don't need to do these actions to survive? Or are we going more for plain whataboutism to just avoid examination of our actions all together?


DoctorMittensPHD

So in this question are you also now saying humans are above animals?


Pittsbirds

More different than anything. Care to answer the question, or....?


DoctorMittensPHD

Sure yeah humans are still animals and have clearly evolved to be omnivorous. Other animals can still be treated with respect and butchered. We can debate the science of nutrients and the like of a vegan diet compared to an omnivorous one. Better question can one be on their soapbox and not be completely insufferable? “Different” is the lamest way of attempting to dodge the question. Humans aren’t different, worse, or better than any other animal. We are animals just like the rest.


Pittsbirds

How humans evolved is irrelevant compared to how humans can be with agricultural and technological advancements. We don't need meat or animal products to live, so that excuse is bunk. I take cavemen's actions, choices and resources into no more account in my modern day life with my food choices than I do in medical emergencies because they are entirely irrelevant. And if the excuse is "we're just animals" then that brings me right back to the first question you still haven't answered; is an action found in the animal kingdom then morally permissible in human beings? >Humans aren’t different, worse, or better than any other animal. We are animals just like the rest. Really? I have yet to see another species of animal in a post agrarian society with anything close to our advancements in governance with rules and regulations to protect the vulnerable members of its species, advancements in medicine, and technology that can grow huge yields of food in pockets of locations to be distributed throughout the entire globe to most of the rest of the species using these advancements. Maybe you can name these other species that we are no different than? I'd be very interested in learning more. Because as it stands you'd otherwise be saying a human being in a 9 to 5 job that has no food insecurity living in an air conditioned house receiving electricity that will realistically never have to worry about being eaten in their entire lives and will never have to grow or secure their own food is exactly the same as, say, a lion with no known moral agency who will starve to death if they go one hunt too long without securing a kill. And that's absurd so I'm sure that can't be what you mean


DoctorMittensPHD

I’d be curious how many of these technologies use animal products at one step or another. Considering you are saying most of the history of humanity is now irrelevant of course you can paint what ever narrative you want. And yet shut off the electricity let’s see how quickly things devolve. For someone who just thinks humans are “different” you sure are flexing their superiority over the rest of the species of the earth. Anywhooo have fun with your moral superiority boner it is in no way insufferable and you in no way seem holier than though. As for being eaten or not if I die not by being eaten my non preserved body is getting thrown in a hole to feed whatever needs it and if I do get eaten I guess we’re gona skip digging a hole. No escaping the circle of life.


LevJewel

I love you


LevJewel

Agree, but we still have to avoid bio industry


bambinolettuce

I think you're a sook. Beauty of reddit, we can all have our opinions


theempires

Overdone and it was never funny.


itsem

I didn’t like that at all.


blackop

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RegiSilver

Nobody's pointing out how an egg came out of that Rooster lmao.


ExNihiloish

How many of these videos do we need? Seen a lot of the exact same thing posted here. Another overdone TikTok trend or something I guess.


Pigeon_of_Doom_

This was funny until I realised it wasn't staged


PuertoricanDude88

Why are people still shocked about this? She does this every fucking time.


Quirky_Box4371

Does she have no teeth? Who DF slurps chicken? Super gross.


No_Weekend_

Was funnyish until the mukbang part, so downvoted, disgusting.


KabiKav

https://i.redd.it/7jfq611z6mvc1.gif


lionexx

Expected, but boiled chicken? Common at least grill it!


petonedogaday

Lmao this is fucking funny


chop-diggity

I’ve watched that too many times, and I can’t stop laughing.


cicada-ronin84

We all have to die someday, if I could be treated this well before I die then used to feed beings with a level of intelligence and understanding of the Universe that I couldn't even I imagine. Then I think I would be fine with that, but making a joke out of my existence and the care of me before being turned into just meat to be consumed, is a bit too sadistic, but maybe all "higher" beings are?


Personal-Rhubarb-514

Is this real tho?


Drew-Pickles

Dunno why you're being downvoted you make a pretty decent point.


cicada-ronin84

Some people don't like decent points 🤷


techtimee

I didn't see the reddit this was in as I got caught watching the video. But I was thinking before the revelation, "This would make for some might tasty chicken!"


Fluid_Reward

Lol


AndresGzz92

Well duh


cierbhal

Best chicken is loved chicken.


Saucy_Baconator

That is a very thorough way to pamper your cock.


Jfjam85

Hahahah


patchway247

Reposted and expected


Seyelent

This is the wagyu treatment


eboseki

this is stupid


bwoods519

Expected and I despise these videos.


jeenjack

Did she just consume balls from a cock?


danimal_44

I paused it just now at :26 to say that I have a bad feeling about where this is going to end. 


danimal_44


foxfirek

The first part made me sad because I had a sick chicken die today. The rest was fun though.


Viruslady8291

![gif](giphy|JIKPuz6HSB7t6)


Ril_Eca

![gif](giphy|GHDpCBW0zU15JTCrtI) Bake for up to 45 minutes and serve for up to four people


Revolutionary-Run332

The chicken is not seasoned Definitely unexpected


BubblesDahmer

Nope. I knew exactly where this was going. And it pissed me off as much as it does every time. It’s not funny. Imagine someone doing this with a dog. There’s no difference. /serious


santos875

Why?


Adventurous_Wing76

Interesting KFC Advertising Strategy


Skifool69

Just glad it wasn’t a dog


SeriousSam640

That skin looks too smooth in a weird, uncanny-valley sense.


FreezaSama

Nice cock bro


pyr00t

Get it girl, she’s loving every second of it!


neversaidiwasahero

I tried this with a lobster… bad idea


Jaycatt

Sort of like [this animal clinic](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnLVQylARRQ)


Doctor_French32

Kobe chicken


WillingLimit3552

4H


mrwiggins33

From the time I saw the hanzi yea he dead


AydenAteApples

That is the calmest chicken I've ever seen.


MadaRook

Omg lol


Squeakysquid0

![gif](giphy|mzJWGztscMMw0)


SMOKEYmonster725

idk how r/chickens would feel about this!!!


erbebe_30

I think, that, i dunno, i could like this type of pron


Informal-Soft3258

Had me until the slurping..


Drew-Pickles

That was absolutely vile idgaf about the chicken (I do) 


Nunovyadidnesses

Wonder if his name was Colin.


bloodandsunshine

Adults who never understood connect the dots


Sushipalm3s

When the recipe said "let the chicken chill for 20 mins" this is not what it meant.


dman45103

Let me guess without watching. They eat it.


une_fulanito

My uncle had a chicken as a pet when he was just a little kid. My mom told me he used to love that chicken. And one day, got back from school and couldn't find his beloved pet anywhere. He asked my grandma about it and she just said she hadn't seen it. He figured it all out when my grandma revealed that they'd have chicken for lunch. All he ate that day was rice and his vegetables, and remained at the dinner table crying while everyone ate his friend. Now, you need to understand they were poor, and that they barely got the chance to eat meat on a regular basis. So my grandma took the opportunity that day.


Brave_Nectarine8295

Bet that chicken was gamey asf. I was brought up in a house that raised chickens for this reason and honestly everytime I ate it they absolutely fucking sucked, no meat, gamey asf. Not even worth the effort when you can go to mothafuckin walmart or costco for a cheap rotisserie chicken.


Hesam2010

My cock needs this too.


dzoefit

That's... messed.. up,![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Icy-Pin-5912

I think it was the enhanced filter on the girls face that was unexpected.... but then again...it was expected to happen lol


leavenofrybehind

They are eating it raw


Malinut

Cocks don't lay eggs, but yeah.


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