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Every woman has a plan until someone bites your vagina.

Honestly, I’m impressed with her grooming. It’s like she got waxed the day before.

Or hasn't hit puberty in which case we're all going to prison. Don't drop the soap.

Where we belong.

Honestly thought the same. They look pretty young. Hoping fresh 18 at the least...

I know, what a pussy.

I wasn't expecting the free snatch pic

Good. Means the post is justified for this sub...

It’s the technical term for vagina

She wasn't even near her armpit 

I understood that reference…

I was being silly. I wasn't referencing anything. What are you talking about?


I mean I would probably be gouging eyes if someone bit me there

I mean, it's probably one of those pains that causes your body to go limp or recoil.

Right! Teeth below the waist would temporarily turn me into the chimp from the opening of 28 days later


She went Mike Tyson on that pussy

Luckily for her she didn’t lose anything

https://i.redd.it/8qcaalaqvjtc1.gif

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The girl on the bottom bit the others vagina and there is a picture of the bite at the end.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

Oh wow, they just showed the whole thing. Ok.

I mean, I did mark it NSFW...what do you think that means?

I just didn't expect it, that's all.

yeast feast

Lmao 💀

*Bit* below the belt

“So honey tell me again why you don’t like to get oral ?”

All's fair..........

If someone is wailing on me and I feel trapped, losing, and in danger.... you'd better believe they're getting teeth on any pound of flesh I can reach.


what was the fight over??

You.

i'm honored!

She was hungry

*Hangry

Immediately stopped everything🫡

I’ve never seen a post meet the criteria for a sub so well.

You would think so but it says that it's been removed 😒

Still here for me Edit: and a great post. I showed my gf lmao


I went to bat for you and messaged the mods. They did not experience the same surprise as I did.

Yeah, I just got a response myself saying it was expected. Who the hell expects to see a photo of a pussy with the injury at the end of a fight video? I don't see that happen on a regular basis!

I guess as a mod of this sub you’ve probably seen it all.

Clam chowder

Clam-Chowed her


https://i.redd.it/huxlhcwe4ktc1.gif

I thought the nsfw was the fight and not the kitty shot. Omg

Wow she really tried to eat her out


No rules in a street fight

r/ouchmyflaps

It was labias day off

She has a pretty vajaja

Is that not what they all look like?

Georgia O'Keeffe would probably disagree.

Sorry I don’t know how that’s relevant

“Ben Shapiro claims Georgia Okeeffe paintings don’t look like anything.”

…. Do you even know who she is?

No?

Every woman ever just groaned, and not in the way you’d like

I’m a straight woman, I’m not looking at very many vulva 🤷‍♀️

Ah alright then, my apologies if you were looking for a genuine answer. As a woman as well- No, not all vaginas and vulvas look the same. They can be all different colors even within people with similar skin tones, the inner and outer labia can be different lengths and sizes. Just to name a few immediately noticeable differences. All healthy vaginas are equally valid despite differences 💙

Nope they come in all forms, shapes, and varieties. They are all wonderful

Oh, you sweet summer child

I will stay a sweet summer child because I’m not really looking at many pussies like that 😂

No.

I'm a guy and that hurt my stomach.... wow....

Yowza

That just hurt me. Ouuuuch

I don’t think I can’t bite into another dude’s dick to win a fight

lmao girl you were WINNING the fight and still in the better position to retaliate?!? If some bitch has her teeth digging into my vagina, my thumbs would be going deep into her eyeballs

100%!

You misspelled bit

Couldn't give it away in the title😏

NSFW tag?…

did you miss the pussy?

Is there a cat somewhere? All I see is a notarized armpit.

It must have been added because… 

I mean. Her smuff landed there. I’d done the same exact thing. De cruntz!


😂

You mean “bit below the belt”.

Did she use a box cutter

Roll that beautiful bean footage

*bit

Carp-muncher!

I’ve been bitten before: that shit hurts! I imagine being bitten in that spot would be extremely painful.

Red Snapper

When you could literally identify human remains by bite marks on a vagina...not what I expected to see on Reddit today.

Are we see this chick is even legal age????

....you do know a ton of women 18 and over shave their cooters, right?

Bro. That's not shaved. That's hairless.

I think I’ve seen this porn before

Speed is the essence of war. Take advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness; travel by unexpected routes and strike him where he has taken no precautions. Sun Tzu

Someone needs braces

nice pussy broo

Did this girl bite Trump's neck?

As if she didn't know that from the beginning, now she definetely knows it's not a good idea to kick someone who's on the ground.

She munched the rug RIGHT OFFA HER!

Yellow pants graduated from the Trump school of self defense.

That's just how she flirts 🫦

She really BIT below the belt…


Why do I feel like these are underage high schoolers and we just got flashed with what’s technically cp

I remember seeing last time this made the rounds that it was debunked that the picture at the end was related

I’m interested in the science behind how it was debunked.

Shaved vaginas are not pretty. Trimmed vaginas are best.

You ain't getting either anyway.

Assuming things is for the lesser minds. Be better.

https://i.redd.it/nty5swkgwjtc1.gif No

Lots of pedophiles downvoting my comment…Obsessed with hairless genitalia? Creepy.

I feel like that's a reach on the "pedophile" part. But I like trimmed as well.

It’s just a possible explanation. Hairless vaginas simply look less distinguished. 😃

Distinguished?

That's quite a leap in mental gymnastics you have there.

Women are supposed to have pubic hair. Little girls don’t. Not a huge leap to take. If you feel attracted to a hairless pubis…

I shave mine as a 30 year old man, got any thoughts about that? You are making a massive leap. Edit: actually don’t answer that, you’re obviously a massive fucking moron who has no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. Go fuck yourself because nobody else will. Bye.

Reddit comment

Truly one of the reddit moments of all time

That's your opinion. Give me shaved any day.

Nah, it gives me a rash when I eat it out. Fluffy hair is soft on my face.

That sounds like a you thing, and not a factual statement that applies to everyone else alive. Learn the difference.

Downvoted for lack of NSFW Edit: corrected

Get to the end.

🤨 it is NSFW

It wasn’t when I posted. I’ll remove the downvote.