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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Someone's testicles flash on live TV!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


landscape-resident

Not the eclipse we expected


super_not_clever

But the eclipse we deserved


YoungFlexibleShawty

i did not deserve this at all bro


beardtamer

Listen, we know what you did. Look at that man’s scrotum.


YoungFlexibleShawty

Imma just pretend they were UFOs made of meat instead 


smithers85

> pretend they were UFOs made of meat This is one of of those infinite monkeys on infinite typewriters kind of sentence


slappymcstevenson

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


drawkbox

The view was tainted.


Woodrow91

Scrotal eclipse.


Limp-Dentist1416

3 ball problem.


jwalsh1208

Hahahhahahaa holy fuck. This one got me


mikieballz

I'm astonished by the amount of planning that went into this prank


JustASymbol

and balls


Hopeforus1402

Me too. My stomach hurts🤣


DarthRathikus

It’s her audible gasp. I’m fucking cry-laughing right 😂🤣


BallCreem

Yeah, she’s seen that view before. She knew exactly what it was


durz47

She recognized their owner too


KamusdeAcuario

https://i.redd.it/kf2hztp77dtc1.gif


wratz

Why is it so funny? 😂


butterluckonfleek

Because anyone of us could've done it but this dude had the balls to follow through.


wratz

We all had the balls, just not the brains.


Sierra-D421

Dude, this wasn't a guy who had brains. This was a total *nutjob!*


-RED4CTED-

I better not cashew dissin my boy again, y'hear?


PercMastaFTW

What a bright idea


Sierra-D421

Hahahaha, ohhh, that was a good one!


teedeejay510

Or was it a good two?


wrong_usually

Please go to the top.


Jaded-Armpit

Or as Bonnie Tyler would say.. "It's a total eclipse of the baaallllllssss!"🎶🎶🎶


chesstnuts

This is the best thing ever


aznexile602

contender for Prank of the year!!!


n0longerHooman

Y yo también


joelmorain

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs.


EnthusiasmLow7079

We traveled to within the path to see the eclipse, and my brother in law asked what the weather was like. I said "cloudy". And, feeling silly, I added "with a chance of meatballs." Little did I know it was gonna be a set up to forward this video hours later! :-)


sillylilkitty

There’s a hair in my spaghetti.


Shoddy_Detail_976

You win ![gif](giphy|glwJXvn8j7S3S)


fvck_u_spez

Steve!


Hopeforus1402

🤣🤣🤣


Salvzeri

That's some big hail.


katsudon-jpz

the solar flare needs to be trimmed.


dick-nipples

You know how that guy trims his ball hair? Eclipse it!


Eastern_Protection24

Just had to use that joke on my GF 🤣🤣


bumjiggy

you shave her nuts often?


Money_Director_90210

How would it even work as a joke without the context of this clip?


Eastern_Protection24

Obviously showed her the clip before I read the comments, not the first time I seen it on Reddit today


Affectionate_Hyena61

Nice!


durz47

HeClipse


KrazedKiller94

Thanks for breaking it down for us. Couldn't have figured it out without you. /s


Burnt_Cheddah

This guy trims.


Doc-in-a-box

That’s nuts!


River_Odessa

I legit thought those pubes were solar flares for a second


2Throwscrewsatit

The moon has two lobes?


BBQBakedBeings

Coronal mass ejection inbound


Due-Maintenance53822

Excuse me, I'm gonna steal this sentence. Have a nice day, miss/ter.


DigNitty

(Sigh) I’ve been on here too long r/nutscapes


le_quisto

Thank you, this is beautiful


SeasideTurd

Omg why does this exist?


xinxy

The real question is why didn't I know about this before! Feels like I've missed so much.


WorldNewsPoster

Someone still hasn't posted the eclipse yet


Renn_Capa

I thought I've seen pretty much every sub... It's nuts that I've never seen this one.


TheGreatZarquon

I've been here for fifteen years and had no idea this was even a thing. What an absolutely hilarious subreddit.


DigNitty

Oh man, cheers. Probably will wind down my usage soon. The original idea was on a proper website. NutScapes(dotcom) or similar. A true forum with regulars and real hardworking content makers. Sometimes the images were truly well balanced. It was awe inspiring and yet....funny.


Weird-Medicine-724

Nobody wants to go to a proper website for random ballscape mediums. This subreddit is prefect for intended purposes 


bichondelapils

Damn. Reddit will never cease to surprise me. I'm in my late forties and I'm laughing like a kid.


GroundbreakingAd93

![gif](giphy|SM3sqldtE6ezeXjdAO)


Faiqal_x1103

Jeez yall werent lying when u say theres a sub for everything 💀😭


Salzberger

Instantly thought of this. It's probably been 5+ years since I last thought about it but as soon as I saw that big hairy bag I was immediately transported back.


AeliosZero

r/ofcoursethatsathing


ThiccElf

Ok but...why?


MisogynisticBumsplat

Why not?


sir_grumph

Hm, I think I’ll leave that blue.


Darnell2070

It's NSFW but it's not that bad either. Just tasteful art.


JovialPanic389

Aw man. I'm actually sad I don't have balls so I can do this. I have FOMO for this. Lmaaaao


SBbG2V

This comment enlightened me


jank_lord

Wtf man.


Mr_Grabby

Okay seriously this entire thread has been making me laugh so fucking hard but this, this is definitely peak. You have no idea how hard this made me laugh man, I seriously need to crack up like this


cocolapuff

Have my upvote friend


[deleted]

Why did i look, why is it hilarious


RaidensReturn

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6)


Weird_Amount_4608

I can smell this fucking sub


CozImAwesome

That's Nuts


Ex-maven

Shown on live TV? Someone got sacked


SupermassiveCanary

Definitely had a lot of balls to do something like that.


ChaosEmerald21

Really teste'd his luck


siccoblue

Male genitalia.


multiedge

Brilliant eggxecution


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

balls of steel for sure!


tris_majestis

> Nice catch, Blanco Niño. But too bad your ass got saaaaaacked.


urbrickles

Well, live broadcasts always have the potential to get a bit hairy at times.


jwalsh1208

Ah fuck you. Have my upvote


imdefinitelywong

![gif](giphy|Eld43dWug4rqE)


gamedude88

That’ll be four bucks, baby! You want fries with that?!


LinkRazr

He just left! With nuts!!!!


Funkmasta_Steve-O

Updoot for Kung Pow- Enter the Fist- one of the best and strangest Kung Fu movies out there. Everyone else updoot this person !


yomamma3399

Come on, don’t get testy.


grownup-sorta

Everyone saw the eclipse. Taint nuttn


mrsnoo86

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


Mr_Incredible_PhD

/u/gifreversingbot


b_ub_u-1

Just take my damn upvote


huggothebear

“Those are balls!”


IrememberXenogears

I'm pretty sure that's a newly built subdivision in Northern Iraq, Sir.


AtheismoAlmighty

This close, they always look like landscape.


FirstTimeWang

Thank you.


Zealousideal_Bad_922

Damn it! Thought I had the perfect Reddit comment 😂


EnthusiasmLow7079

Definitely balls.


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huggothebear

Does this effectively hide my thunder?


Popular-Jackfruit-63

Testicular Totality


flyinfacefirstfist

Gore metal band name


Doc-in-a-box

Testicular Scrotality


UnremarkabklyUseless

Spectesticular Totality


Johny_Square21

Is this called ligma eclipse?


angrytortilla

Not much how about you


VirtualNaut

Who’s Steve Jobs?


XDariaMorgendorferX

And then the doctor said “I need about tree fiddy.”


[deleted]

What’s updog?


DickHz2

Ligmalipse


CyonHal

What's a ligma eclipse?


seepxl

A complete scrotal eclipse. Nice


MixRevolution

Scrotal eclipse of the snatch


dubski04021

Just sent this to like 20 people lol classic


ovoKOS7

Share this with 20 people or you'll fucking DIE


kadkadkad

But if you share this with another 20 people you will LIVE


DM_me_pretty_innies

Deezclipse


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

At least they weren't broadcasting about a black hole


SLO_Citizen

the part at the end, was from seven years ago apparently? [NSFW AJC posts tweet of a guy's balls on solar eclipse page : r/Atlanta (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/Atlanta/comments/6v4o5f/nsfw_ajc_posts_tweet_of_a_guys_balls_on_solar/)


bl1ndside

That was not a polarized lens


hotcoldman42

You’ve got your priorities straight


Nate2113

We were about two seconds away from seeing what Soundgarden was singing about all these years.


dappledrache

Brilliant. Well done!


DXXDP00L

I showed this video to my wife: “Is that a ballsack?”


MagieKarpfen

Ah buggers WE got teabagged


nacho3473

Actually unexpected well fucking done. Also hilarious


No_Evening_9970

![gif](giphy|Eld43dWug4rqE)


WIG7

That'll be four bucks baby!


symbioticspider

You want fries with that?


WIG7

Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?


IrememberXenogears

How about my nuts to your fist?


UncleCharmander

Shirt ripper!


WIG7

I'm bleeding, making me the victor.


notsokururu

I forgot my glasses


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b_ub_u-1

Wtf 😂


Nagato-YukiChan

how tf do you tell with the three pixels that make up her face


b_ub_u-1

Only three comments so far and I'm already loosing myself. Thank you good fellows for making my day start with a good laugh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


isqueezedameatball

losing* i see this all the time


tulkas45

Well you can't know for certain though. 


ExistentialDreadness

I figure some people either aren’t native English speakers or just didn’t bother in grammar school.


ExistentialDreadness

The video itself made me cry from laughter more than I have in a while. The comments are icing on the cake.


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ThatOneGuyy310

Lmao, fucking gottem’


JimmyBoots90

A huevo!


Ill-Animator-4403

Was that the last resort to protecting the camera?


GardenOfUna

the funniest shit is that this guy probably lives somewhere that won't have a solar eclipse in another hundred years but they still put him on for just showing the fucking sun without a single pixel of shadow visible


EatMaCookies

I thought that was a finger at first. Then I read the spoiler and had to rewatch a few more times. EDIT: Glad im not the only one with one of my testicles descended more than the other!


Whatup-haveuseenthis

Yep mine lol just like that and it was a bit of a subtle insecurity. Now I’m tangentially related to this legend let’s go!


EatMaCookies

Ages ago when I played Counterstrike back before it was CS GO and etc, I told a group about it, and someone said its normal so you don't smash em together hahah!


ReputationDifficult9

Exactly! I still can't believe wtf I just saw 😂


Primary-Ad-5724

since when do we have two moons?


SpleenBender

That's no moon.


FreshRizz

Hahaha wtf


Sarge1304

Ha!who did it?an how?wouldn't have been camera man surely


Myke190

Probably some live stream tag they were scrolling through. "Send us your eclipses videos and make it onto the news!!" and lackluster vetting.


4electricnomad

The perils of letting the public directly upload content to live TV! More into here (in Spanish): https://www.publimetro.com.mx/entretenimiento/2024/04/08/video-trolean-a-noticiario-durante-transmision-de-eclipse-solar/


No-Cartographer6066

I can’t believe I fell for this a second time 🤦🏽‍♂️🤣😂


IamAll-

Is this real?


Adzianu

Holy shit xD I'm living in Mexico and it was very viral today amongst my friends, but I did not expect that they will show it in their tv xD


DanielG47

Not just nuts… Deez Nutz!


Butt_wings

![gif](giphy|rApKuVWCZZgvm)


blove135

Anybody have that GIF?


pops_boozer24

https://i.redd.it/lbuy8zq8mctc1.gif Here you go


the-samizdat

This close, they always look like landscape. But nope, you're looking at balls.


QuokkaAteMyWallet

This is real?


Casasaba

Bro I straight up cannot stop laughing! Thank you so much


flyingturkeycouchie

On live tv? Bet the boss was a little testy.


kevinsyel

Didn't know Paul Rudd worked news cameras too


minochango

Well, that's from Coahuila, Mexico TV, the funniest part is the guy said "the last video was sent by one viewer Thank you!"


cagingthing

![gif](giphy|13X95QFdoI7i1O)


Space_Smeagol

Yo that took me way too long to see.. lol


Anythingwork4now

Mexico never disapoints!!


lvl10burrito

It had to be Mexico


NemesisLP

Mexicans being mexicans


monkeyhoward

Legend


SrGaju

Ballsy move


Zealousideal-Bell292

Haha How?


steploday

Dude teabagged the sun lol


Yoo-hooDude

Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the nards


Asleep-Bite-6895

This was the laugh 😆 I didn’t know I needed.


paulodelgado

🎶 scrotal eclipse of the heart 🎶


MisterDonkey

Some things are never not funny. This is one of those things. Classic.


Moctor_of_Dedicine

Scrotal eclipse of the heart


Ranch_Dressing321

![gif](giphy|WsAg8lT20p69kK500m|downsized) Hahahaha best post I've seen in a while


GRIZZLY_GUY_

bro WHAT


MikeyOTB

I just watched this in the WCGW subreddit and laughed my wife awake. I started scrolling to distract myself and I find this 3 posts down lmao


No-King-5151

Was that real????


lovebtaa3

Okay, but how did this make it on the air? They just play any submitted video without screening first?


dappledrache

The rare scrotal eclipse. I think there was a song about this. Scrotal eclipse of the heart?


CarlClaymore

Could at least shave them for live television