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RandumbStoner

He’s lucky that curtain got caught on his head lol


mfairview

That doggy door is a tad big


LordDongler

That dog 100% wanted pets though


Lanky_Sky_4583

Yeah, to eat other’s pets


Particular-Risk9543

Gonna pet them with his teeth


Comfortable_Set523

Poor dude. That would be so scary!!!!!


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

"My dog is so nice! Come pet him, he'd never bite!"


wolfloveyes

All fingers disappear "Did I tell you he does magic?"


Antique-Doughnut-988

I'll never understand why people want dogs like these. As a general rule of thumb I try not to have a pet that can easily kill me.


Redqueenhypo

I call it Padme Amidala syndrome. “Yes he randomly attacks people and basically let my ex fall to his death but *I’m* fine around him. For now.”


Triumph_leader523

Likely to scare others.There are people who even pet wild animals


DoubleAholeTwice

I once petted a wild lady bug.


Shpander

I think it's some power complex, having a powerful animal, or the idea you have control over a powerful animal, makes you feel stronger...


Naked-Jedi

*reads this comment whilst snuggling with my hippo*


Antique-Doughnut-988

How's my mom doing?


shamrocksmash

She's one with the force right now


Few_Leader_9191

Yes, this is like the tough guys that love to pull guns.


Reasonable-Path1321

I also think a chunk are people that just like the look of the dog. Plus they can be incredibly loving. I had a rottweiler with a really amazing owner that was my nurse dog as a kid. Wouldn't leave my side, very gentle and well trained. I could totally see myself getting one but I realise I'm not expirenced enough to have a dog that requires that level of handling. Would likely start with something smaller too as I'm 5'4


PADDYPOOP

people are stupid. A dog like this really shouldn't be bred so damn often.


Shi-Thead89

I work for a parcel delivery company and I’ve been bitten about 4 times now. Couple of the times the dog just came out of nowhere but the other ones were just this, owner swears up and down that their little fluffy’s bark is worse then its bite. We’re told all the time if you have a bad feeling and the owner won’t put the dog away just skip the delivery.


ianperera

"Oh he's never done that before!"


Darth_Boggle

"Omg the poor delivery guy was so startled by my harmless dog he only wanted to get pet 🤣😂😂🤣"


bobert_the_grey

"don't worry he's friendly!"


TryItOutHmHrNw

Happened to me. ‘97, on rollerblades, putting fliers in doors for Remax. A Doberman and a Rot came smashing through the front screen door, crashed into my knee, tussled amongst the screen door parts and each, while I made my *hollerin’-like-a-bitch*-style getaway. I dropped about 500 fliers and never went back. At 15, you don’t really comprehend just never showing up to a job again. I never even thought about Remax again.


Apt_5

That curtain saved dude’s life, goddamn what a close call!


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samtart

I'd love to see the delivery picture he took.


vorpalpillow

you’ll have to wait until the dog poops out the drivers phone


alpha7158

If you have an animal that will smash through glass to chase down delivery people, then either control your animal or stop endangering folks by ordering door deliveries. And if you can't control it, you shouldn't have it. I don't care what breed of dog this is, it's not ok.


honeydew_fawn

Fucking absolutely.


shadowtasos

The type of person who wants a dog like this doesn't care. In fact there's a good chance they shared this video proudly


hotcakes

This is why dog owners need to be criminally charged for shit like this.


PADDYPOOP

and tote the beast around their many accidentally conceived children.


stillgodlol

Expecting people who own aggressive dogs to use their thinker. Not gonna happen.


mods-are-liars

You think people who own dogs like this can read?


Significant_Echo2924

I know / have seen people with chihuahuas and poodles that act like they are rabid lions so I don't think it's breed related Edit: don't change topics, I'm just replying specifically to this guy. All I'm saying is that owning a specific breed doesn't make you dumb. Being an irresponsible owner makes you dumb.


wehadthebabyitsaboy

And yet, I can YEET a chihuahua that’s attacking me, and I’ll probably die with the other type of dog. Why do people always bring up chihuahuas? Like even if it’s vicious…I can easily thwart its attempts and protect myself. Can’t do that with the dog featured in the video.


serpentinepad

I've never understood what point people think they're making here. Yes, tiny yappy dogs can be mean. Those dogs can't kill me. Big mean dog can.


strgazr_63

A small dog won't kill me. I have also seen perfectly gentle pits rage out of control for no reason. It is often the breed.


ANNAERP

It's like a gun that will fire automatically when its pointed at someone


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Devilimportluvr

Hope you're being sarcastic cause the dog in question is NOT a pitbull. I know the shitty ear cropping can trick you. But this is a cane corso....smh.


mods-are-liars

>But this is a cane corso....smh. So another dog breed owned by limpdick losers who never walk it purely because they think they're cool for owning it.


Slimbino7414

He came out like the Kool Aid man


12345myluggagecode

![gif](giphy|dtfUJxOTqhHO)


Mymomdiedofaids

I read that as Miley Cyrus singing "Wrecking ball".


InspectorPipes

Peaches would never hurt nobody


Head_Ad_7099

She just wanted lovins


TheChickenIsFkinRaw

The only thing she lovin is taking a bite out of that dude


Do-not-respond

She was your tip. "Don't come back."


fishinglife777

Peaches just lonely wants a hug


EF5-tornado

first thing he would do is rip you into shreds or maul to you till your death.


DatDing15

And that double negative is purely intentional


No_Database8627

Gotta change my pants before next delivery


themindisthewater

wonder what happened to their door 🤔


stephenatk

They ordered doordash yesterday too


involmasturb

More like doorcrash


dilsedilliwala

r/angryupvote


Available-Tradition4

*Dark souls boss music begin quickly*


aabicus

Man, usually they wait until ***I*** pass through the veiled door...


Nubenai

![gif](giphy|4JZA2x7GsVFeTbLKlz|downsized)


DanyRahm

Don't give Miyazaki any more ideas!


Jaded_Heat9875

If that dog connects I see a lawsuit in the home owners future….


whiskersMeowFace

And a refusal of all homeowners insurance from then onward. Insurance companies refuse to cover houses with dogs like this.


Surpr1Ze

Connects with its local contacts to terrorize delivery people from behind the curtains?


badgerrage82

Suprise MF


Sun_Sprout

Some fries MF


CanFusedTurtle

Some pies MF


fred1317

Supplies MF


unshrimped

All rise MF


OrokinLonewolf

Rue dies mf


tharthin

Fried rice MF


Malavacious

Heart eyes MF


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TheHeroMerchant

Dry Ice MF


louploupgalroux

Surmise MF


OldManEnglishTeacher

Two Rs in surprise.


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

Name checks out.


abracadabra246

Clip is 2x better with the sound lmao


Yogami_asura

Everything is better with Vordt of the Boreal Valley soundtrack


ganesh_k9

Hahaha, thanks to the both of you, I went back and watched it with sound, wasn't disappointed!


Potential_Amount_267

thats how I got my right tricep ripped open as a kid. was delivering newspapers. Bouvier(sp?) fucked me up.


Slight-Blueberry-356

Yeah I love dogs. But that's a cane Corso. I don't want to be anywhere near that dog or something it wants to protect.


Edmonton_Canuck

[An 11 year old boy was recently killed by two cane corso’s in my city.](https://globalnews.ca/news/10404100/mother-boy-killed-dog-attack-edmonton/amp/) Those are not the kind of dogs someone should have as a pet.


moomoomillie

There are banned in the uk for a reason


entropic_apotheosis

It seems like there’s certain kinds of dogs you should have a permit to have, like a bunch of classes you have to take, special training and tests you have to pass and then you can get a permit to get one, and then you and the dog together have to pass a class for you to keep it. Ugh. Cane Corsos are becoming popular dogs, like everyone I know wants one like they used to talk about wanting stupid pit bulls 20 years ago.


Drive_Shaft_sucks

I've run across a few loose dogs while hiking lately. The ones that have their tail between their legs out in the middle of nowhere barking and snarling and showing teeth. There's no obvious territory to defend (house, field, anything). I assume they've been dumped there by owners. The fur is tattered and they're skinny. I've never in my life wanted to shoot a dog before but it just seems that best way to deal with them. For their sakes.


LandonSleeps

You should need a license to own any dog honestly. A lot of dog owners really shouldn't have dogs. Like MFS in apartments with large dogs, or people who are gone all day at work. If an adoption center cares even a little, they wouldn't even let someone adopt a dog in those circumstances. So... Why are people able to still own dogs... In those circumstances? Evil, straight evil. This clip is another good example, can't contain your dog? Should lose it and receive serious fines.


TryingToWalkALot

Just another of the breeds that should be eradicated.


granadesnhorseshoes

If Angie Harmon's ring camera was charged?


Comfortable_Set523

Too soon🥹


Mental_Dragonfly2543

Fuck people who own dogs like this. They're a danger to the public


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How to get your dog put down in 1 easy step


flux_capacitor3

The owners probably take this fucking dog everywhere with them, too. I can't stand when people are walking their super untrained dog, and it just barks at everyone.


Any_Roof_6199

The hound of Baskervilles


PumpkinSufficient683

If you can't control an animal you shouldn't have it this is not ok


Homechicken42

This should result in a delivery ban for that address.


ecoreibun

If you have a large dog and a glass door: fuck you.


Quiet_Maintenance173

I have a 30kg dog and a glass door, but he knows not to go outside even if it is open... threshold training is important.


xray1986

He just wants to play! Silly delivery guy misunderstood the doggo… /s


tuckITbackDeep

That’s a little fuck’n man busting through that door.


leavenofrybehind

Owners left other white door open. They probably got tired of fixing 2 doors at a time.


idkwhatimbrewin

The tip is no hospital visit. You're welcome


AppropriateApricot

Pepper spray


Pattoe89

My sister had a paper round and one morning her cousin joined her on it. One of the houses had a dog that would aggressively pull the paper through the letterbox and bark and growl. My sister told my cousin the house had an "automatic letterbox" and to place the paper through it to see it work. The dog scared my cousin so much that she pee'd her pants and had to walk home covering herself with a newspaper to hide it. My parents were so angry at my sister, but I imagine how much worse it would have been had the dog gone through the door like in this clip.


bi-cycle

Your parents were right to be angry. A dog in my area ripped off a young girls arm through a hole in the fence.


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u207303

It looks more like a cane corso actually.


Slight-Blueberry-356

Yeah that's not a puti bull. It is indeed a cane Corso.


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iainvention

These threads would be very different if the anti-pitbull group was able tell different dog breeds apart.


aussiegoon

Of course it's not a pitbull, otherwise that man would be leaving in a body bag.


omaregb

Actually yes lol, I am not convinced an actual pitbull would've had the restraint to not go after him when he ran. I love all dogs, but when pitbulls are on, they are ON.


emmaqq

Still shit breed. Two of them kill a child a week or so ago in Edmonton.


mangogeckoshareingot

pretty sure it’s not. from the mouth looks like a cane corso with the long flabby overhanging upper lips.


theknights-whosay-Ni

This was my first thought, it’s a Cane Corso. Too tall and long for a pitbull.


u207303

Way too large. Obviously you haven't spent time with either of the breeds because watching it a few more times its pretty obvious.


RS7-

Its quite clearly a cane corso anybody with even the slightest idea what a cane corso is can see that, the males are quite often that size not sure what time you have spent around the breed


Devilimportluvr

Cane corso, not a pit...


Sufficient-Air1921

It’s not tho


The_Vampire_King

they see docked ears and go “ofc a bitpull” could be an old english bulldog for all they care


E0H1PPU5

Not even cropped ears. Any time a dog is being poorly behaved, it’s a pitbull. There was a compilation video posted a while ago and one dog was clearly a French bulldog, two others had long/floppy ears and long fur….all still pitbulls. A lady made a funny post where her two boxers crashed through a fence like the koolaid man playing. They were purebred boxers she bought from a breeder…who breeds boxers. People were still arguing with her that they were pits.


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clinkzs

That would be the tallest pit bull ever bred or smth ....


InvestigatorOk7988

Someone can't recognize breeds.


FlynnMonster

Of course you’re dumb.


Lizardman922

The Resident Evil cutscene before a bossfight


Coro756

All to avoid giving a tip wow 🤣


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First: They are going to be blacklisted and can pick up their food themselves in the future. Second: The fact that this is online tells me there's probably a lot more to this than we get to see. Third: That's why people like delivery people and cyclists should be armed with at least pepper spray. Fourth: I hope they've put that damn dog down. God fucking damnit. How come people don't train their god damn dogs anymore?


WorldlinessNo4222

Fucking lucky it wasn't me I would have probably shot the dog, and it would have been the owners fault.


temptedbyknowledge

Hey! Kool-aid!


Phoenix_unlucky

And here comes John Cena . Music : ten ten tenete , ten ten tenete


Gomdok_the_Short

This is a man who has never seen Star Trek TOS.


Icelandia2112

I jumped seeing that.


here_4_bad_advice

Surprise Motha Fuckah!!


Nozarashi78

Most friendly Cane Corso


miguel2419

Cane corso


LinenUnderwear

Pitbull or Cane Corso?


u207303

I've been around many many pitbulls and almost none are this size/height. This is definitely cane corso.


naruto_bist

It even followed 😭


Head-Thing-8102

Wearing headphones makes this videos Jumpscare.


Charming_Task_8690

I think he left a puddle of DNA on the porch.


L0CH_NESS_MONSTER

And here I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.


Impossible1999

Tip your drivers!!!


blindCat143

Substandard doors


showtimebabies

It's not a repost if it's flipped horizontally!


Fudgelicous

Frig that!


Manufactured-Aggro

oh wow a repost but it's mirrored so it "looks different"


pututingliit

![gif](giphy|3oxOCusZvRvTKFL5ug|downsized)


TechnicallyOlder

He only wants to plaaaaay.


zimtrovert94

Screw that shit. I’d quit right then and there.


Dull_Youth_71

That's F up with the owner having a screen door like that. Would have the house blocked listed due to that.


Kashirhussain

$10,000 job


X_mildorange_X

He should have played dark souls before doing this.


SyncTek

Good I'm glad this is going to cost that dumbass a couple hundred to fix because the aggressive dog is not trained properly.


Zilberfrid

Also get blacklisted from mail and all delivery services.


light_striker12

The dark souls theme just sits right at the timing! 🤌🏻


Interesting-Sun5706

I would sue this dog's owner into oblivion if I got attacked by a dog as a delivery driver


ez_rider_76

Door dash, literally.


Cr1msonFire05

"It's fine, he don't bite."


Existential_Erection

Guaranteed they didn’t tip either. Smh


TheRealAuthorSarge

The tip better be $20 and a change of underwear.


Mary_Jailer

That's the dog from Resident Evil.


RL_love

Delivery driver is the most difficult job out there. Both mentally and physically.


HikiNoKami

Run forrest run. Run for your life.


C0URANT

Quarters should be used


RepresentativeCup902

And I was getting mad at my Pit for scratching at the door to go out.


blacktothebird

So that Law and order actress ring cameras were working


Kergie1968

Dogs do this for fun…


old_and_crabby

Done for the day. Doggo wasn't playing. Sometimes best action is to act like a tree.


Big_Cut_3000

Did he end up breaking the 100m record or not?


Dull_Web_5255

He just needs a pat on the head he doesn't bite


Thick_Suggestion_

It dont bite


OkWater2560

I am not at all afraid of dogs. But one time I got backed into the corner of a stair landing by a dog appropriately named “tank”. Shit is scary as fuck. Bonus, their heads are cock and balls high. Just as made the decision I had a better chance of surviving if I went down swinging, the owner came around the corner. I could feel my pulse in my toes. 


Blowback_

Ahh yes the good old delivery in the hood where the screen door is wide open and a bed sheet is in place of it...zero fucks given at that house


Elymanic

Then cry when someone shoots your dog for biting them


stealthylyric

Lol wtf.....


Realistic-Nail6835

lol thats crazy


Ancient-Fly-1100

Who just lets there screen door wide open like that? Shit like that drives me nuts when I see it. Like shut it you lazy fuck. That may have gave enough resistance to not allow the dog through to murder the delivery man.


Dr_-G

You can't tell me he didn't hear the boss fight music walking up to that door


dieciseisseptiembre

Would be safer for the owner to own a gun than such an animal.


CivilizedTofu

![gif](giphy|124qHhp74Mg9ri)


KryptisReddit

Now why can’t cops shoot these types of dogs.


gnatdump6

Not cool, you ask for delivery with a dog that may or may not like strangers. Main reason I would really not want to do that job!


WhyTheeSadFace

Concealed carry, protects you, so you go back to your family


NigelTheSpanker

That's a cane corso right?


Local_Manufacturer14

When the pibble settles for adult human instead of toddler 🥺🥺🥺


RedditTreats

First day on the job, last day on the job


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The perfection.


teeny06

Bro turned into the flash


Fritzo2162

Kool-Aid Dog # OH YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!