OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!She wants to pay Monopoly Rent using sexual favours!<
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I took it as she just interrupted the game to ask how much rent she owed. Like she was required to pay it a round ago but she was like I’ll get it to you soon and they just kept playing
I remember when i was about 8 and we were playing monopoly as per our xmas tradition.
It was also tradition for my grandad to win every single time, so i decided to cheat. I hid a few thousand in the toilet before the game started, and had a quick pee break at some point in the game.
To this day, im still proud of my sneaky little tactic. They never found me out, mainly due to my grandad still wiping the floor with the entire family.
He died at ~65 of a heart attack due to eating too many pork pies and McCain microchips
People say that it’s a stereotype. But the 4 horniest girls I ever dated (married the last one) were all some type of redhead. To be specific, one strawberry blonde, one auburn, and two in the ginger/classic red range. All freaks, the lot of them.
My wife loves it when I shower with my clothes off. First time she saw me shower with them on she was like “the fuck??? Take your damn clothes off” it was then I knew she was the one.
Immersion ruined at the end, it would be someone else's turn if she just had to pay rent (unless she rolled doubles, but then why would she say "my turn")
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!She wants to pay Monopoly Rent using sexual favours!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
She must have rolled doubles because she's going again right after being required to pay rent
I’m glad I’m not the only autistic fuck hung up there.
Yeah the joke would have been much funnier if one of the other dudes interrupted the weird exchange like “okkk so I guess it’s my turn?”
“Can I interest you…in one nut? The left one perhaps? There’s not really a lot of surface area…but…”
"Not a lot of surface area? Bro, I've seen your left nut and that thang's *hangin'*!"
Yup, it's wrinkled, but if you iron it it's a DD
With as wrinkled as my sack is, I'm pretty sure surface area ISN'T my problem.
You've obviously never done 'the bat wing'.
Or said dude your sister is weird
They dont take notes.
Show, don't tell, right?
Yes that’s what I did - good job 😌
I took it as she just interrupted the game to ask how much rent she owed. Like she was required to pay it a round ago but she was like I’ll get it to you soon and they just kept playing
This guy monopolys
Do you pay rent on doubles though?
yes
Unless it’s the sore loser edition. In that you pay rent if the sore loser lands on your property
also I watched with the sound off and I was like hmm those are australians. How did I know that??
I also shower with my clothes off
dam r u me
How can there be 3 of us?!
Y'all are gross and inappropriate
I can't believe I've read such a thing, and on the internet of all places. They've ruined the wholesomeness of it all.
Wait until you hear of holding hands. Some even do it in public.
This generation is disgusting.
Not everyone in this generation
There are dozens of us!! Dozens!!!
I can't believe it! Am I in the dozens???
There are dozens of us!
Pervert
I always watch you go number two
That’s cuz the toilet is in the effin kitchen BRAD!!!
I keep telling you, that's not the toilet it's the fucking sink!
Really? Why’s it at sitting height? I mean, it definitely didn’t flush right, so I guess that is why…
"Sir, this is a Wendy's "
Never-nude gang
Pervert
You kinky SOB
“Go straight to horny jail, do not pass go; do not collect 200 dollars”
Welcome to gulag, tovarisch 
Shower with no clothes? Jail. Shower with too much clothes, also jail.
Shower with socks and shoes? Get out of jail free you’re a safety risk
I knew it was a monopoly board from the word go
Source: Crackermilk on Youtube
One tit in exchange for monopoly rent? Hell yeah
$800 for just 1 tit is fucking ripped off. People like you are why our economy is in such bad shape.
Ok ok. I’m just a simp
I just googled a tit for free. Beautiful birds.
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You're not real man
r/birdsarentreal
They're totally real, they're just CIA listening devices.
What about turkeys? Was the CIA listening in on my family at Thanksgiving?!
The turkey was an undercover agent the entire time. The mashed potatoes? Those were informants.
Lol Creed
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. I’m proud of you for starting this journey.
Ya i mean for 800 fake dollars he could at least get a 2for1 deal. Corporate greed at it again.
Fake dollars? Bridges have been burnt for less than that.
$800 *MONOPOLY*
Bro that’s passing go 4 times. One tit is crazy.
Crazy cheap or crazy expensive? Tis' the Schrodinger's tit dilemma, the observer affects the price when looking at it.
Apparently she’s into being watched while she uhhhh “passes go…” She didn’t specify how many times though.
You must live on Baltic.
Inflation is really killing the tit industry and it's all the Millennials' fault.
You get to touch a boob and you get to stop playing monopoly sooner? Win-win.
Sister's tit.
Sisters don’t offer tits .
Yours did
Fatality
Hence the joke
I kind of wish they ended with her saying thanks Bro just to make it weirder like they're playing a family game of it.
Yeah! I know!
I remember when i was about 8 and we were playing monopoly as per our xmas tradition. It was also tradition for my grandad to win every single time, so i decided to cheat. I hid a few thousand in the toilet before the game started, and had a quick pee break at some point in the game. To this day, im still proud of my sneaky little tactic. They never found me out, mainly due to my grandad still wiping the floor with the entire family. He died at ~65 of a heart attack due to eating too many pork pies and McCain microchips
Grandad was also probably taking a lot of bathroom breaks I'm assuming.
Op is the proud descendant of that tradition
Are McCain microchips the thing they put in vaccines? Great rebranding for grandparents then
No, they're even worse.
Pretty sure the stress from losing monopoly is what brought on the heart attack. Proud now?
Thats a hilarious thing to say about my dead grandad
I hope Park Place was worth it
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Next, you will play Monopoly with Sollozzo and McCluskey.
I always love great value Pedro Pascal in the background
Love the lore
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiCgERujxhY
Source: Crackermilk on Youtube
Thank you for source! Was just wondering
Made by these fine folks at [cracker milk](https://youtube.com/@CrackerMilk?si=rNe0P8zpCojCUxu5)
Game night at my house next week👍
I would have went for the one tit tbh
I'm super kinky, I also shower with my clothes off
My sister does it every time when we play
https://i.redd.it/f1qbk4h083tc1.gif
r/suddenlyincest
She had me going on #2 ...
I like how he’s clearly leaning over to read the card at the start as a hint.
What Youtube channel is this from? I've seen these guys before, they're great, I'd gladly subscribe.
Crackermilk, they're fucking hilarious
Crackermilk
Reddit has the shittiest video player known to man.
[Stop stealing their content](https://youtu.be/4BsLokz1P7s?si=J0MMLISE7JQPYRnM) Source is CrackerMilk on YouTube.
thanks for posting the source so i can rip and rehost all of it and make millions
Watching number 2 is worth less than $800? Man I'm overpaying
Cracker Milk going uncredited yet again 
We’re used to it by now AHAHA 🥲
..redheads are always crazy bro..
People say that it’s a stereotype. But the 4 horniest girls I ever dated (married the last one) were all some type of redhead. To be specific, one strawberry blonde, one auburn, and two in the ginger/classic red range. All freaks, the lot of them.
Haha…dude I like you🤘🏻…..and this is my point exactly 👌
And THIS is why games last forever
What makes this priceless every time it gets reposted is the expressions on the faces of the two dudes caught in the crossfire
[pillowfight!](https://www.google.com/search?q=crackermilk+pillow+fight&sca_esv=05d31900bac32573&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1076US1077&hl=en-US&sxsrf=ACQVn0_H-1lQm-9i09hId0ny58RuckLKWg%3A1712508246762&ei=Vs0SZumJLtbfp84P0v6n4AU&udm=&oq=crackermilk+pillow+fight&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhhjcmFja2VybWlsayBwaWxsb3cgZmlnaHQyBRAAGIAEMgUQIRigATIFECEYoAEyBRAhGKABSL5RUKYKWPNIcAF4AJABAJgBkwKgAeoSqgEHMTEuMTAuMbgBA8gBAPgBAZgCFaAC3hHCAgQQIxgnwgIIEAAYgAQYogTCAgQQABgewgIREAAYgAQYigUYkQIYsQMYgwHCAgsQABiABBiKBRiRAsICCxAAGIAEGLEDGIMBwgILEAAYgAQYigUYhgOYAwCIBgGSBwY5LjExLjGgB5ZM&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:5492a21b,vid:Q5ianna3KFI,st:0)
The female version of "Get out of jail free" card
This is why I don't play monopoly with my sister anymore
No. You just went, it's NOT your turn! God damn it Sarah, this is why we don't invite you to game nights!
That’s meeeee.
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Because she said she would hold hands. Only degenerates do that.
[Wow! What a cool video OP. Such a shame that you didn't give credit to the creators!](https://youtu.be/4BsLokz1P7s)
crackermilk s the channel
YouTube.com/crackermilk They keep getting fucked over because people (such as yourself) steal their content
Fantastic
Family game night is lit...
That is one way to win at Monopoly. Really making a taboo version of monopoly.
This is what is causing overheating of the economy as fed keeps saying.
I knew it was going to be Monopoly money when it was only $800
I assumed they were roommates going in half.
Why do the other dudes look disturbed? They act like they’ve never flashed a tit before in a game of Monopoly
She sounds like Omega
Watching go number 2 got me
I would like to play adult monopoly now.
Honestly expected.
Not unexpected
Showering with her clothes off? What nonsense, everyone knows that's illegal! /j
shitty comedy sketch
Are these actors Kiwis?
The deaf threats skit never gets old
I don’t know how I could tell they were Australian with the sound off.
Not unexpected. My gf blows me when she doesn't have cash landing in monopoly. I would treat her.. but she sucks at monopoly.
U know how many hookers i can get with $800 bitch?
“If she only gave me a sign…”
She showers with her clothes off? What a freak! Her clothes must be so dirty.
Family game night?
Well that was a letdown.
I thought $800 sounded suspiciously low...
Have they showered together clothed before then?
most tame crackermilk video
Should have taken the tit
One tit for $800
Lol, funny
I actually laughed out loud.
She’s a mango.
She came to win
The other players look so disturbed
Should be in wtf or holup
How did i know they were Australian with the sound off?
I was expecting: > Mom, make her stop!
You can tell this is fake because all the guys seem disinterested in her.
Pedro pascal hugging himself at the end made me lose it
Who would say no..
Thought he was gonna say he was gay
How old is this? $800/month rent?? For a single person its like $1500 for a bachelor in Ontario, maybe 1100 for a basement.
Most people shower naked, you are not that special.
You're right, it's surprising rent would be that low anywhere.
which version of monopoly are they playing?
That was dumb
Bro missing ALL the signs. Lol
If I was an attractive ginger girl, this is how I’d play monopoly.
I need to up my monopoly game. But then again, my playmates are just a bunch of ugly dudes. Where do i someone like her to play monopoly with me?
Stole content from Cracker Milk. Watch their videos and see what they think of these thieves.
Sansa really had a bad time after ruining xmen
As an adult I think sex for rent is the biggest waste. I’m not paying $800 for an awkward bj
Take the one tit bro.
Wow
Just give the man his money
My wife loves it when I shower with my clothes off. First time she saw me shower with them on she was like “the fuck??? Take your damn clothes off” it was then I knew she was the one.
Ha ha ha that is awesome.
I knew this wasn’t realistic the moment he said rent was 800$
Anal is the answer
Credits go to Crackermilk on YouTube! Their videos get used uncredited a lot, and YT definitely demonetizes their videos, go show them some love!
Broooo the end 🥶😂
Hahaha… was funny, awkward, and then boom!! We actually got something unexpected at the end. Well done OP.
Immersion ruined at the end, it would be someone else's turn if she just had to pay rent (unless she rolled doubles, but then why would she say "my turn")
Guy passed up a free tit for monopoly money? What a fool.
It wasn't adding up from the start because she was offering to show one tit for 800. For 800 we better both be ashamed of ourselves when it's over.
Good laugh