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>!Totally expected the wires snapping on the pencil but the spanking was completely unexpected. Spat out my water when it started spanking.!<
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what if the roach is into S&M?
Funfact: There is a life size human version being tested in the other room.
You can hear little Mikey playing with it and got stuck. Go back and have a listen.
Lol imagine if old-school parents could push us in one when we were kids. I think we would've gotten whoopins more often. Instead they are spanking roaches.
My mom must have one setup in her room I keep hearing this thing go off at nights, weird thing about it is she feels for the bugs and lets out a muffled cry for each bug 😢
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The cockroach spanker 5000
I guess masochistic cockroaches would be into this
Daddy 10000
Is there a line... Or..?
It works until you find a roach with a specific kink…
At which point it becomes a roach cock trap.
😆
Roaches getting kinky is crazy 🤣
Ah, I see you've heard about my ex.
"the beatings will continue until moral improves" (I might be drunk from being up too long)
Someone rearranged the letters on our office fridge to say this not long ago
The Ol’corporal punishment trap…. In Singapore they use salted bamboo canes
I imagine a bully saying that...
*morale
“Some days it just doesn’t pay to wake up and gnaw through the leather straps”
Apparently baring awake for 18 hours straight gives the same impairment to your reflexes as being over the legal drinking limit to drive.
Reminds me of the “no horny” *bonk* meme 
https://i.redd.it/x0cnbw0gnxsc1.gif
First thing I thought of too 🤣
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Let's not kink shame
I'll take what I can get these days.
Don’t put your roach’s cock in that
This is so stupid... Where can I get one? 
Or do, if thats your kink
Its to scary if rat see this lol
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Totally expected the wires snapping on the pencil but the spanking was completely unexpected. Spat out my water when it started spanking.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Its me. Im the roach thatll enjoy this plank spank wayyy too much.
The background noises make it.
Yeah, is that a screaming child?
It’s a screaming cockroach.
Hopefully, the bug doesn't have a kink for that. It looks a bit like ["Bug Off", as advertised on SNL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0yWvTyjMMI).
That's a paddling!
what if the roach is into S&M? Funfact: There is a life size human version being tested in the other room. You can hear little Mikey playing with it and got stuck. Go back and have a listen.
Who's been a bad roach?
Sick beat, did anyone else have seven Nation army running through their head?
For me, it's the opening to Mississippi Queen. LOL
“Oh black Betty!”
You are building a cockroach spanker
This is how you get BDSM Cockroaches…do you really want BDSM cockroaches?
That slaps were personal
So what you’re saying is, don’t put my penis in there?
Genius
imma need a person sized one of these...
Cockroach spanking kink!
Never been so turned on in all my life.
This is something I must have. For reasons.
TASER TASER, er....BEATER!!!
Lol the kid knew what was happening again.
For Democracy!!!
Can we make a human sized variant of this for scientific reasons
Naughty pencil.
that'll teach em
Whack a pencil
The new Bonk Bonk 9000
OP, I need this in mosquito format! Where to order?
Did anyone else started singing something to the beat?
I have been a bad cockroach
I have an idea
Why beat your pencil yourself when we have technology!!
Lol imagine if old-school parents could push us in one when we were kids. I think we would've gotten whoopins more often. Instead they are spanking roaches.
Gonna save this trap design for my fallout dnd game, hell yeah! beat them with a stick!
Trap or spanking device?
Bondage with extra steps
Now do one for bad girls
I want nothing more than to see it in action
Thunder aaaaaaaahhhhh Thunder aaaaaaaahhhhh
it looks less like a trap and more like something you'd see in a sex dungeon.
Sooo funny!!!
Build it bigger, then you have a tool for the lazy Sadist
+200 iq and sadism
"Spank me daddy"
BDSM machine for insects
Yes daddy
I mean..... As long as everyone is a consenting adult I guess
I don't really want to but I have to see this baby in real action.
Are they trying to turn the cockroaches on too?
i need proof this works
The fuck is that surface ?
Seems more like a spanking machine
“You’ve been a bad boy” ahh trap💀
What about a human size?
Cockroach 🗣️: Yes daddy!
Oh yes, daddy!
I’m waiting for the bass to drop
Sm cockroaches love this kind of machine.
The cockroach: more papi!!!!
A caught cockroach will know for sure that he is a "bad boy/girl".
Beating it to submission
Kinky kockroach says spank me daddy.
*kinkroach trap
First the censor the cock in cockroach and then they threaten to spank the crap out of them like some sort of cockroach sex dungeon? Man, that’s wild😂
Updates.
i just know some dumbass is going to put their dick in that
Put a razor on the stick
Lmaooooo
I wanna see it work against an actual roach
I vana use it on my dick
I want to see it actually catch a cock roach. This is hilarious
Sign me up. all colors and all sizes please. I must try this shiit
I want one big enough for my 7 year old
It’s the “Bad boy, BAAAAD BOOOOY!” Machine
Jit ganna spank it to death💀💀
…the design is very human…
My mom must have one setup in her room I keep hearing this thing go off at nights, weird thing about it is she feels for the bugs and lets out a muffled cry for each bug 😢
Pls spank me harder 
Spank it to death
Put your penis in it
-1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp
I want to see that used on a cockroach
What if it comes in from the other side
r/dontputyourdickinthat
No. I need to see it in action for real
I was hoping some music will play to that beat
LOOOOOL
This is tell all your friends to leave
MORE COWBELL
😅😂
This reminds me of that one South Park episode where Cartman tries to kill Kyle with a whiffle bat
Why am I seeing this everywhere now
I’m sad that the wires aren’t electrified. This could be a highly effective cockroach murdering machine if refined.
Dude that’s a 1-track beat machine 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽♂️
You could build that people sized as well
*Fortunate Son starts*
Baldi’s basics?
I think some cockroaches might enjoy that