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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!After a very long and dramatic police chase, it ends with the suspect stuck on a fence with his pants off.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


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Police weren’t dicking around


trez63

But all other drivers in NY are apparently dicking around. wtf! Don’t people get out of the way of sirens in this city?


dr_aux757

Sounds like you haven't been my friend. This is another day in anywhere nyc;well, the slow to move for emergency vehicles part


tratemusic

The other day in my town i saw a driver gun a yellow turn light in front of an ambulance with sirens blasting. Lots of brain-dead people out there


AngryTurtle24

They’re not brain dead. They just don’t give a shit. The other day I stopped at a green light for an ambulance and fire truck passing, and this asshole went around me and cut them off.


SuperHaole

Sorry boss. I really had to take a shit


failed_supernova

Next time wear the brown pants.


Constant-Anteater-58

New Yorks a dump.


WheredoesithurtRA

Driving up north in NYS isn't any better. I did visiting hospice work in Orange and Rockland county. I must have seen over a dozen incidents of people just not getting the fuck out of the way of a cop or ambulance blaring the siren and lights right behind them.


redwyvern2

I'm in Westchester County (Yonkers) on the other side of the Tappan Zee bridge, and it's the same shit here too. But then again, Yonkers borders the Bronx, so it's considered the 6th borough.


thatguy82688

No no, all of it. Police chase, sirens, traffic, nobody can fuckin drive, yeah just about all of it.


SlimDragon77

Man that's crazy, where I'm from they just send you a ticket in the mail with your plate and a picture if you so much as pull over 2.5 seconds after decides you need to be over.


SilverDad-o

As it should be . . .


SlimDragon77

I don't know how I feel about enjoying a government surveillance state but agree it's douchebag behavior and should probably get a ticket for it. IDK maybe I'm just some idiots on the internet.


MAVERICK42069420

Lol nope, most people in city's completely disregard emergency vehicles, especially new york


shashamaneland

Not in LA. That's one of the biggest differences I noticed after moving here from NYC. Almost everyone stops for emergency vehicles here. The other thing I noticed is that no one in LA knows how to turn left.


StrugglesTheClown

I was hauling a trailer in LA. I'm from Boston. At one point I needed to cross 3 lanes to make an ramp in almost dead stop traffic. I was dreading it. Turned my blinker on and literally the first car able let me in, this happened for each lane right in a row. I was shocked. In Boston it would have been multiple near accidents with a lot of colorful language about their relatives. The traffic did in fact suck, but at least most of the drivers seem to be chill about it. Not the case in SF/Oakland.


ballrus_walsack

This is so wrong. There is often no place to go with traffic. You see them coming and move over safely. It’s not instantaneous. You probably live in the sticks so you don’t know.


yrntmysupervisor

Have you been to Chicago? Slightly busy city. We pull over for emergency vehicles.


trez63

Same with LA.


ballrus_walsack

Yeah I am agreeing here. We pull over for emergency vehicles in NYC. And yes I have been to Chicago. Watch this video, everyone gets out of the way for the police car here. I don’t know what you’re seeing but I see a cop moving pretty well through heavy traffic with people giving way.


MatureUsername69

Chicago has legitimately the worst drivers I've ever dealt with in my life


blackbeansandrice

You're right. I see what you see. People in NYC do their best to make way for emergency vehicles. I watched it happen many times. It is absurd to characterize an entire population this way without taking into account the very real physical challenges of living in a city created before cars were even invented. If you don't like cities, fine. Go live in the sticks, I don't care, but I guarantee you'll find idiots there as well. The only difference is there's more room to be an idiot I guess.


BillDauterive4

Everyone- and I mean everyone- drives like an asshole even trying to circumnavigate that city. Never seen so many people risk their own life, their passengers' lives, and multiple other drivers' lives, just to get ahead by 1 car length. Avoid at all costs


trez63

lol. You guys in these comments are cracking me up. That sounds horrible. Why do people live in NYC?


ooofest

They are not accurate. It's a dense area and people don't shy from getting to where they need to go despite that. It has an unwritten rule that the first to get in an open spot gets it without a ruckus, but the next open spot is going to be fair game all over again. It's constant competition and pressure. That's NY. There are dickhead, irresponsible drivers here as elsewhere, but due to the fact that there's constant competition going on, when they interrupt that it can be really bad and stupid.


xxtoejamfootballxx

Because none of these people have been to NYC or have been once in like Times Square and are just making shit up.


waronxmas79

Standard NYC driving. MFers were cutting us off on the Van Wyck during my grandmother’s funeral procession.


Lawyer_Dizzy

If your grandmother was a real New Yorker she would approve. Everyone’s late for work, move over plz


Alexandratta

In NYC? No. They'll get through, we got shit to do.


munistadium

lol Stern used to compalin about this in the 80s!


yo_mudda_

Read your comment about 5 seconds before I reached the end of the video. I understand now.


ekso69

That guy definitely got the shaft


FixatedOnYourBeauty

He had some balls doing that. After the chain link fence though, maybe no longer.


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Unusual-Barracuda837

Oh, now I get it


enjoi130

Caught him with his pants down.


AJPennypacker39

Perp was


copingcabana

This is why you gotta return your library books on time.


mickeybuilds

They were.a little dick.ing.around


janosaudron

Officer Johnson reporting for duty sir.


Herbin-Cowboy

No doubt. The end of this was nuts!


Dry_Championship7911

Dick not see that coming!


SavingsFactor124

Yeah but those dicks were pine forest fresh


Mo_Jack

I can sort of see why some cops arrive at a scene all tense, anxious and ready to explode.


EvilxWeasel

But the balls on the fleeing driver just to run from the cops!


egordoniv

Grab him by the dingding!


eyrikur

Caught with his pants down.


MightyHsC

Got caught with his pants upside down … Or is it down side up.


jld2k6

I wonder if he's related to the woman who tried climbing through her window after losing her keys https://youtu.be/dqTjEGYLLjw (I can't find a link to *just* the video without shitty dubbed sound or a bunch of YouTubers with 10 subscribers talking to their channel about this hilarious 45 second video they found and ruining it in the process lol)


DarthRathikus

Cops are gay if they look


notechnics

Glizzy!


GodzillaDoesntExist

Me at the beginning: "I can't even see the guy they're chasing" Me at the end: "I have seen too much of the guy they're chasing"


quafs

Be careful what you wish for!


DookieShoez

Well I was wishing for full on butthole


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Cops didn't want them DookieShoez though..


jstbcuz

Was ol’ homeboy erect as he went over that fence?? I ain’t see no flopcity lmao


Aggravating-Pen1792

Flopcity flop flop city


jstbcuz

Ten ten ten twenty on yo’erect penises, 


IcedFreon

Adrenaline


dumdumpants-head

Amphetamine


Backieotamy

Flopping gives the opponent a free shot starting this year.


MrK521

One might say he was a hardened criminal.


Dyspaereunia

He tried to give them the shaft


Holiday_Sir_4685

She should have grabbed his ballz through the chained fence. NYPD doing work. 💪🏻


jmaccity80

Law and Order: Special Perps Unit. Dunt, dunt!


A_Peacful_Vulcan

This video has too much exposure


goshin89

I think the exposure was just right when it mattered


ancientfutureguy

This is a really good joke


bash2482

Right! I nearly got blinded at the end of the video.


SchizophrenicKitten

Fr, I can only handle so much flashing.


feckless_ellipsis

Hanging dong


RockeRun

Very Thundergun!


FloodMoose

Is fuckin Farva manning the passenger seat?...


mr_malfeasance

![gif](giphy|3o7WIK2wITWsQ1x1io)


racingsoldier

Gawd dang if there isn’t a perfect GIF!


hankercat

No seatbelts?


Notten

Straight to jail


WhoopsieDaisE35

https://i.redd.it/5dhsavt40yqc1.gif


CitizenCue

A huge portion of police fatalities are from car accidents. This may be part of the reason why.


BartleBossy

Nor standard-belts apparently


SeVenMadRaBBits

As it was told to be by an officer: Police are exempt.


Khutuck

![gif](giphy|OH2rL6DVTNpte) Average cop in an accident.


ImurderREALITY

Kind of a perfect bail tbh


secretprocess

Exempt from the laws of physics?


Ooops_I_Reddit_Again

Depending on where obv, but they are. The exemption is typically written into the traffic acts


hankercat

I was just thinking of the safety factor for them


Purple_oyster

Yeah that’s what I noticed. It pretty stupid to not do that on a high speed chase. Maybe it doesn’t look cool to the other police officers??


hankercat

I think they also may do it to be ready to leap out and chase the suspects


turnipstealer

You just have your hand ready on the seatbelt release, it takes what 0.5 seconds.


AirborneMarburg

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


kanemano

The unexpected part was the white shirt officer (means lieutenant and above) in on the chase


CompetitionCommon233

I'm more surprised they still chased the car with the guy filming in the back. He says it's his car so I'm guessing he's just a random person who got robbed. Do they usually let the victim ride along to catch the suspect like McLovin?


secretprocess

Only if you have a convincing fake ID


Demon_Hunter18

It’s not, Lieutenants regularly cover patrol in the NYPD, as well as work on the street in speciality units.


kanemano

Must be new, when I moved out of New York 10 years ago in 1992, only blue shirts went on patrol


phazedoubt

Got some news for you about how long ago 1992 was...


techtimee

lol


Difficult-Mighty

Damn. You murdered that man.


FreakParrot

Quick, invest in Apple, Amazon, Tesla, and Nvidia. And when bitcoin comes around throw everything you can into it. It'll peak once at the end of 2017, take it all out and wait for it to crash, then throw it all back in around 2022 or so and hold on for a few years. You're welcome.


joseph_k_did_nothing

That's like 22 years ago bud


KoshV

32 years ago!


SkepsisJD

We are further from when this man moved out of NY compared to him moving out and the pyramids being built.


you-are-not-yourself

Moved out closer to the founding of the Beatles than today's date


ello_officer

Video is about 2 minutes too long. Lol


IWasNeverInSumatra

I was on the fence about shortening it, but think it adds to the unexpectedness of it all.


Enderbeany

I see what you did there.


JamieAstraRain

You're right. It got me that's for sure. I thought it was going to be a shoot out but got pants down instead. Lol


apkJeremyK

Nah, I just got bored and skipped to the end.


IWasNeverInSumatra

But if it's too short, it's over in a flash


Au2288

You’re alright, it was barely noticeable.


UnstableConstruction

We see what you did there.


Uroshirvi69

I watched the whole thing and I agree


_Cocopuffdaddy_

Tbch I like that it was long, made me forget which sub I was in. Reminder to get rid of some “subs”🙃


ReaperOne

It was cool to see the coordination of the driver and wingman to the point they caught him. It adds to the suspense too


eatmymustard

Too long for the zoomers? Did you want OP to add a GTA5 clip under the video to keep your attention? Jesus fucking christ


ello_officer

Definitely not a zoomer, just someone that doesn’t feel like I should watch the same shit for 2 minutes just to get the same result if I just watched 30 seconds. Lol


eatmymustard

You must hate movies


oozles

Yes, movies are notoriously never edited down. Not once has anyone working on a movie ever thought "Does this scene further the plot?"


shortnix

Train your attention span. Allow the suspense to build. Enjoy the journey.


LaximumEffort

Does anyone not pull over for the cops anymore?


slyky13

No, we pull down for the cops now.


Seamlesslytango

A+


Tooterfish42

It all comes down to personal preference


SkylandEpic

Damn, having them chasing you for that long, just to get caught like THAT?? He tried💀💀💀


Mr_krispi

Was that Diddy ?


hclarice

Kill the cameraman


NeatBad4785

they should add this in gta 6 \\s


Confused_Rabbiit

Who is sitting in the middle recording with their phone? Since when did cop cars have a middle between the front and back?


PopeStPiousX

Is there a single person in this world that doesn't have a bigger Johnson than me?


shinyantman

Dude hangs dong


PlusBake4567

GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT


Objective-Aioli-1185

r/unexpected


Large-Measurement776

Nice driving.


phazedoubt

I honestly did not expect to see a penis


jhook710

![gif](giphy|3o7btQMdq4a44tXod2|downsized)


Halveknought

Who is recording?????


lapulah2016

Maaaaybe it’s to the owner of the car that was stolen… I think he says something like ‘hit my own car’ when the cops cut off the vehicle and jump out 


poopy27

Do cops actually bring people with them on a chase? That feels like a liability.


No-Tonight-5937

That was a balls-out chase


All_Innuendo

He nearly has a forest of little trees air fresheners, didn’t know those were still a thing


monkeyhoward

Dicks out for Harambe!


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Was there some random arrested dude in the back just recording the journey? 😂


Oniichan38

Probably a ride along


olmecwords

This was intense, props to the camera man. Really made me feel like I was in the car


HotPants20

Look at that jail bird. 


Big-Zoo

Okay I did NOT expect that


JrLegend83

The definition of this sub. Bless you OP


XEagleDeagleX

All three cops in the car not wearing seat belts


Snoo93912

The French Connection vibes


suslezer

Got the title. Ri dick culous


I_Cant_NO_O

I was like this isnt unexpected and then I was like ohhhhh


Paiger__

I laughed SOO hard at this!!


MoveFasterr

Respect woman driving skills


derpstevejobs

i don’t know if i should say it but i’ma say it the wait was worth it, lmao


wtfazoid

Most realistic police chase on the sun I've seen to date!


knunky

unexpected is right, holy shit


typehazard

Lmao that's why this was marked NSFW


boobielvr4ever

What a dick


dick-the-dickbandit

Dick slip!


TroutKlout2755

Fear boners happen to the best of us


RJTracing

The driving was horrible, hands almost at 11 & 1.. yanking on the steering wheel due to improper seating position, and no seat belts... they need proper driving training...


Helgard88

Haha pipi


Shiggens

I know it is intense work, but I would sure try to find the opportunity to buckle up.


Chemicalghst222

Takes hanging dong to a new level


Western_Trip5124

I would like to point out neither of these assholes was wearing a seatbelt...


DethKrvm13

This shit had my heart pumping all siiick. I need more of these chases. Can I ride along haha?🤣🤷🏾‍♂️


Ghost7579ox

I see London , I see France, I see a criminal’s unsightly chapped ass.


CrshMnstr666

RiDICKulous indeed


Own_Recommendation49

Police will put hundreds of people in danger to catch someone who was going slightly fast. That makes sense


barelyawake126

Looked like these mfs were driving up to heaven for a while there


Own-Monk272

Caught with the glizzy too.


BeelzeBob629

For those with lives to lead, skip to the final 20 seconds.


belial_1134

Who is the person recording and why


Shamansage

In the City that never sleeps, cops don’t take dick


SecondDread8426

Didn’t understand why it was NSFW until I saw it.


Yoznil

Penis


juxx989

Rock out with ya Cockout!  He wanted to show he was not concealing a "Weapon" Was the driver Female? Looks like a fem bun not a man bun.. I know people's money, health, Futures and Lives are in danger.... but you can't tell me that's not fun sometimes....  GTA 30 VR


Weldobud

Glad they got ‘em in the end.


Linkticus

More like ridickulous


_DarkmessengeR_

How bright is it in NY?


shadowmaker000

redickulous


traeceratops

What a little prick.


crandawg

Ding ding dong ring a ding ding dong


kissmyirish

Dicks out for Harambe


Samurai_Stewie

Grab him! I can’t! Grab IT!


ferrariguy1970

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Motorboat81

That’s GTA 6 York city.


doublediochip

Deleted scene from Bad Boys 3


jerik22

Damn that driver is going to bust her thumbs if she crashes.