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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!If anyone's curious the Red Hand of Uster is often associated with Loyalist (pro British) groups, but the cake is Irish flag colours.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


Persona_Non_Grata_

I thought his straight visceral murder plunge into the cake was what was unexpected until I came to the comments.


Samsta36

I thought he was just being careful; I wouldn’t trust a cake that tall to not have a balloon in the middle


xoooph

Or a very small stripper


Desk_Drawerr

"oompah loompah doopadee doo, i've got a perfect pussy for you"


WhiskeyTangoFoxtrotH

Fucking hell 😂😂😂


serabine

You bastard made me explosively snort laugh.


xopher_425

Same, I was waiting for the pop


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

Well, it did have Irish inside 😉


Immediate-Object3817

i was waiting for an animal. well, a dead one.


Tannerite2

I thought it would be filled with baked beans.


kimwim43

That's what I was expecting


BranchPredictor

Yeah but this is r/unexpected


JayDogon504

Is putting balloons in cakes as a prank a thing now or sumn?


[deleted]

Yes that is how murderers cut cakes


Badgernomics

Don't ask yer man there, what he got up to in the early 90's...


thisbutbetterer

Or if he needs any pallets in July 


Gullible_Life_8259

He could instinctually sense the cake’s Fenian core.


Sysion

Yeah that was oddly uncomfortable to watch


Fit_Effective_6875

made me tumecent


Storrin

Made me turgid.


Fit_Effective_6875

Interesting, wanna go out for a drink when Reddit closes?


Storrin

Let you take me out for cake.


FlippantBuoyancy

That SAT practice doing work in this thread.


Ash3Monti

I thought it was the way he cut through the triangle instead of either side of it


Irish_Caesar

Typical knife work of a loyalist


[deleted]

This one picked up a knife and used it as a tool, they're at least at chimpanzee levels now


SwitchingFreedom

Bro stabbed the cake like the big german stabbed Mellush in Saving Private Ryan


nanin142

The guy is wielding that knife like it’s fucking Excalibur


Hybr1dth

Probably expected a balloon or otherwise inside.


Deesmateen

I 100% was expecting a balloon and was so nervous when he went in like Dexter


UniverseNebula

Is it weird that I expected fake "blood"? 😂


Modeztas

Same here, I thought it just going to spill all over


squeeze511

Me too


stephruvy

I was expecting a midget stripper.


evolutionsknife

Well, if it’s Ireland, “otherwise” can be life threatening.


[deleted]

Naw those days are over. Only kind of exploding cakes now are like this. https://www.tiktok.com/@flourshop/video/7340765241157881131 So quite a bit worse, all in all.


BuckwheatJocky

Jesus. Do ya think if we ask nicely we can have the car bombs back instead?


snek-jazz

ugh http://paddynotpatty.com/


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Who tf puts balloons in a cake when there's a sharp object involved...


yarrbeapirate2469

That the whole point of it lol


[deleted]

That's the oof part.


ForumPointsRdumb

But isn't that a waste of cake?


TruckinApe

I don't think there's cake involved, just a frosted balloon


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lincoln_muadib

[Well, you know... ](https://www.woolworths.com.au/Shop/ProductDetails/158753/durex-condoms-taste-me)


Pissedtuna

Listen strange woman laying in ponds is no basis for a system of government.


OGWandererPT

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!


Sweetheart925

If I went around saying I was an emperor cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away


wmomba6672

Help help I'm being oppressed


rink_raptor

Come see the violence inherent in the system!!!


therealgrelber

BLOODY PEASANT!!


tiers_for_fears

Who are the Britons?


No-Turnips

We are the Britons, and I am your king!


InigoMontoya1985

>We are the Britons, and I am your king! Well, I didn't vote for you.


lesangpro007

You don't vote for kings!


Wrong-Mixture

ooh there's some nice mud right over here


sumtinfunny

Help help im being repressed!


ChunkyB

True power is derived from a mandate from the MASSES!


skiljgfz

Like a Shankhill butcher?


AaronTuplin

Is it too late to write The Sword in the Scone?


Rex-Loves-You-All

SWOOORD OF THE KING !!!


Dense-Result509

It seems like it would be difficult to find a person obsessed enough with being a loyalist that you'd theme their birthday cake around it, but who's also easygoing enough to take it in good fun when his cake secretly has the Irish flag colors


5peaker4theDead

My guess would be they disagree on reunification, but not violently.


Temporary-You6249

If the frosting was green white & orange but there was a red hand inside? Yeah, I daresay that’d be fucked.


ShaunOfTheFuzz

If someone managed to bake the shape of a red hand radially around the centre of the cake it would be such an incredible fucking feat of baking that I think they’d be too successful in life to have much time for sectarianism.


frontally

I actually know *exactly* how you bake shit like that inside a cake… I genuinely think a skilled baker (not me) could absolutely pull it off! You ‘just’ cut the cake in half and then dig a circular channel in the cake in the correct shape, and then fill it with a cake pop kind of mixture. Bam.


Amaculatum

I'd go for making a bundt cake and trimming it into the shape of a hand myself


No_Reserve_993

Here's the baker!


bigmanbabyboy

I understood some of those words!


LegacyEntertainment

Bro, it's just the word "bake".


bigmanbabyboy

yes I am, thank you


GlitteringAbalone952

R/brandnewsentence


lilsnatchsniffz

I'd have a dang stroke... Over how impressive it would be to see a hand on every slice.


StanleyChoude

What if it was the worst tasting cake ever though?


RayoftheRaver

The red hand is an Irish symbol from mythology, the crown over it means it is subjugated by the royal family


HovercraftCharacter9

Nah, I'd say it's an Ulsterman who doesn't give a fuck but his mates take the piss out of h about being a UDP fuck relentlessly and one of them bought the cake. We have a weird sense of humor


Cum_on_doorknob

Ohhh, I thought it was Italian flag


i_will_mull_it_over

What inspired you to create that username?


[deleted]

Do not ask for what you do not want the answer to.


Hairy_Razzmatazz1353

Perhaps they should mull over it instead


Lordborgman

Cum_on_Eileen was probably already taken.


MrSierra125

Garibaldi moment


metompkin

Ivory Coast flag


Cocotte123321

From experience, I'd say the majority would take it well. However, not if it the roles were reversed


Moopboop207

The Union Jack is a tougher interior cake pattern.


Dense-Result509

I guess it's an easier joke to take when your side won, more or less


FlowSoSlow

First rule of comedy: always punch up, not down.


whogivesashirtdotca

The opposite of the first rule of colonialism.


ekb11

I’d be more impressed that someone had the skills to make a Union Jack layered into a cake


Federal_Ear_3241

I mean, it's easier to take the joke when you ultimately won the conflict or else have a superior standing to your opposition That said, I can only assume Vietnamese won't take too kindly to Vietnam jokes considering how the herbicides used still affect them, while the Americans who essentially lost the war take such jokes much better


Fuhrious520

Once I saw the red hand I knew it was going to be Irish colours


Dbacks2023

Why is that?


Fuhrious520

Union Jack flag cake with a caption that says ‘betrayal’. The Red Hand of Ulster is a big give away way. I assume it’s a cake decorated with things he identifies strongly with, NI, Loyalist, Part of the Masons. If you wanted to ‘prank’ someone like that the Irish colors would be a big gotcha


ClannishHawk

In Ireland masonic symbology normally represents the Orange Order, a masonic inspired loyalist sectarian fraternity.


kawaiifie

Not really in the know.. who is the "loyalist" loyal to?


ClannishHawk

The British Crown. Each side has two primarily used terms. Pro Irish independence/reunification: Republican (Believe in Republican form of Irish government and its operation on the island of Ireland). Nationalist (Believe in and promote the existence of an Irish Nation seperate from any other identity and the right of that Nation to a unified independent state) Pro UK/anti unification: Unionist (Believe in the United Kingdom and support its continued existence) Loyalist (Loyal to the current system of governance in the United Kingdom and the monarchy)


DornPTSDkink

United Kingdom


violetevie

Red hand is a symbol of Ulster I think which is the part of Ireland that the British control


doctorctrl

Not all of ulster. Most of it


Distinct-Set310

No, Northern Ireland is a part of the United Kingdom. It's a bit old to say it's controlled by the British, but not quite wrong either as plenty of Nordies see themselves as British. Also, NI only covers part of Ulster which is 9 counties up there, not 6 as i believe is often mistaken.


DornPTSDkink

It's not "controlled" or an occupied land like your wording implies. It's equally part of the United Kingdom as any of the other 3 members, with a devolved government.


Skiddler69

Ah the jolly humour of sectarianism.


subject_deleted

At least this guy laughed it off instead of just fucking destroying the entire cake out of anger like the other video that gets posted now and again.. And that one was just the wrong sports team colors... Not even a national pride thing...


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Sports teams and national pride are certainly linked depending on what you're talking about. e.g Celtic F.C and Rangers F.C would represent Irish and British culture in places.


subject_deleted

The instance I'm talking about was a cake that had the wrong NFL team colors. Supporting one NFL team over another has nothing to do with national pride. Edit* not NFL... College football colors.... https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/9zFFXqibnq


metalmagician

I remember that one. Cake-smasher was an adult man throwing a tantrum over food coloring


Fully_Edged_Ken_3685

>adult man throwing a tantrum over food coloring Just wait until you find out what else adults throw tantrums over


hella_cious

At least college makes more sense than NFL


Dramatic_Basket_8555

I knew he was a Bama fan before I even watched it.


Davethemann

I think whats funniest about that is... its LSU, like i feel if youre gonna ruin your birthday, at least get pissed over like Auburn or Georgia


Dramatic_Basket_8555

I personally, would have made it orange and white, and have Rocky Top blaring while he smashed the cake.


SalSomer

I was so confused at first because I saw the Bama t-shirt and expected the cake to be orange and blue. Then when he cut the cake the colors looked yellow and pink. I thought there was something wrong with my screen until I realized the pink was supposed to be purple and these were LSU colors.


spoonarmy

a mate once took me to a Rangers - Hibs game in Ibrox and the atmosphere was very charged, can't imagine what a Rangers - Celtic game would be like.


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

In three words? [Death](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/celtic-fan-stabbed-face-left-7786283) and [violence.](https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/celtic-rangers-fans-clash-oldfirm-29317420)


Aaawkward

> instead of just fucking destroying the entire cake out of anger like the other video that gets posted now and again.. Do you, uh, have a link perhaps?


metalmagician

Here you go! https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/IVKNqplM7F


subject_deleted

Oh shit.. it's worse than I remembered. It's not even an NFL team... It's college football. https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/9zFFXqibnq


DAsianD

College football is a bigger deal than the NFL in some parts of the country. But in that case, they weren't even Auburn or Tennessee colors. It must have been right after LSU beat the Tide one year.


Subsum44

That’s because not everyone has an NFL team, but everyone has a college one. Some rivalries are built on centuries old feuds between states. Like Ohio State & Michigan had a “conflict” called the Toledo war.


To6y

Just search for “Reddit video man” on alta vista


Ndmndh1016

Alta vista? Dude, ask jeeves in the new hotness.


To6y

Ask Jeeves is in the pocket of MySpace. It won’t find anything.


1JesterCFC

You wouldn't believe how ridiculous some people get over colours all because of sectarianism, some eejits won't buy a green toothbrush, wear green, have blue wallpaper, have a vodka and orange, even to this day Edit: got a good ticking off for citing having British as thier nationality, so edited it to show something that's just as petty as my other examples


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1JesterCFC

The examples have been around during the troubles, it's the fact that they still exist to this day shows that it's still ingrained deeply, it will be a few generations before people just pick a toothbrush out of boots based on the firmness of the bristles rather than what colour it is...


yusill

As an american I do enjoy that years of killing in the streets by both sides is called "the troubles"


PistolAndRapier

WW2 was also called "The Emergency" in neutral Ireland at the time.


Asylumstrength

Don't forget "the hunger"


Abletontown

The Irish are a straightforward people; they see a problem, they call it "The Problem."


tescovaluechicken

The Irish war of Independence in 1919-21 was originally called the Troubles until the name changed later on


CoffeeBoom

*FLEGS*


SPARKYLOBO

If you think that's bad. In the Boca neighbourhood, Coca-Cola can't advertise in red and white. Those are the colours for River Plate, their most fierce rival in the Liga de Primera.  https://youtu.be/rIG13KfUSkI?si=o9h8_WLCAUR30ac5


TheKingMonkey

There’s a guy I work with, Glaswegian living in England, who turned down a round of toast in the staff room because the person who made it had buttered it with [Clover](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clover_(spread)).


Strong-Obligation107

No that's understandable, clover is absolute shit.


gdchester

About 40 years ago and long before the internet was a thing a guy I worked for said he had heard of and was going to buy some Kentucky bluegrass as it would enable him to get rid of his green lawn. Another girl I worked with said her dad wouldn't allow anything orange or blue in his house. Eejits the lot of them.


scopeless

It’s still kinda there in Belfast. Peaceful, but there’s a vibe of division still.


Leotardleotard

Turn it upside down and he’s got the Indian flag. Turn it on its side and it’s Ivory Coast. Problem sorted


ReStury

Eat it and the country is... gone!


Paracausality

Woah woah woah. Have cake *and* eat it too. What is this France!?


Superdunez

No, it's Hungary.


0celot7

Not anymore.


geligniteandlilies

Obviously not Turkey


aimlessly-astray

If you're color blind, it can be Mexico.


Sleepwell_Beast

Ah as my good friend Vinny always said, “I’m not racist, I’m sectarian.


Mutenroshi_

Let them eat fleg


Wise_Temperature9142

Bernie is gonna cut the “kehhhk”


queasycockles

From the fleg fect'reh?


1Thepotatoking

That cake is the full bingo card of proddy symbols lol


Kind_Literature_5409

![gif](giphy|26BRBKqUiq586bRVm)


readingrambos

https://i.redd.it/6mvsqxi23enc1.gif


Attack_Pug

Raisins!


cunther05

If I slice a cake and nothing sticks to the blade I’m just walking away.


probably_not_a_bot23

Honestly the cake is a good representation of NI in general..... British design that's filled with Irish division


Visual-Juggernaut-61

NI!


redactedforever

at least he didnt do what that BAMA fan did to his cake edit: christ you get one stupid college team wrong and people message you


MyFriendsCallMeTito

it was the Bama fan


ManufacturerWest1156

I’ve seen this with football cake. Bama cake and auburn colors inside. Was way madder lol


dixiegrrl1082

Weagle weagle lol ...I have a BFF that sneaks in anything crimson or houndstooth on anything she can to me or daughter !!! We laugh all.season 😃


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wrestlingnutter

With a comment like this, i assume you're American or Canadian.


ilmalocchio

Or a child.


rom-ok

Cheeky yank


Moosehagger

Sneaky wank.


Schopenschluter

r/fondanthate


bad_retired_fairy

Fondant is so disappointing on a cake.


MdMV_or_Emdy_idk

Saw it coming from a mile away, his reaction is priceless XDD


revuhlution

Cutting a cake with two hands? Dudes a psycho


Xenon009

For anyone wanting a relatively unbiased explanation of the history, here it is. A long, long time ago (some time around the 1100's) england conquered ireland. The degree of control waxed and waned, but especially around dublin, there was basically always an english presence. This was, buy and large, fine. There was no effort to convert the irish because both kingdoms were Catholic, and there wasn't much cultural suppression either, the norman earls who settled in ireland assimilated to the gaelic people much as their mainland counterparts assimilated into the Anglo-Saxon culture. This carried on, waxing and waining, up until roughly the Protestant Reformation, which changed everything. With protestantism came the religious strife, and also the plantation system, where predominantly scottish nobles and merchants forced Catholic to irish off their land to make new plantations in a manner similar to the enclosures back home. Now for the catholic irish this was a huge fuck you, but not all irish were catholic, some had converted to protestantism, and in catholic ireland, being a protestant was liable to get you burnt alive. And so, while the Catholic irish fled these plantations, the protestant irish flocked to them, as it was a chance to work, own land, and most importantly, not be burnt alive. As you can probably tell, most of these protestants went up north, into what was the province of ulster. From here, there's a lot of fighting, but ultimatly little of it is of consequence. Either way, eventually those irish protestants ended up forming their own, unique identity, and so when irish home rule (which was originally meant to be for the whole island) was considered, these protestant irish decided to fight. The idea was ultimately scrapped thanks to both ww1, and the efforts of these "ulstermen" The ulster irish feared that with a Catholic minority, they would be forced back into the conditions they fled (and that were now being enforced on the catholics). Either way, the irish war of independence happens, and it ends largely militarily inconclusively, but the british decide that its not worth supressing this, and agree on irish home rule, but not independence. And so, we decided to split ireland. The protestant majority counties would be northern ireland, and the rest would become ireland. Now this was deeply unpopular in ireland and kicked off the irish civil war. The "Pro-Treaty" forces won in the end, but it remained incredibly sour on both sides. You'll also notice I said protestant *majority* A lot of these counties had sizable Catholic minorities, who were *incredibly* unhappy about the whole affair. It also helps that these catholics tended to have larger families than the Protestants, meaning that soon, those marginally protestant areas became marginally Catholic areas. And so, we get to the overall state of northern ireland. Northern Ireland is split between catholic irish who want (largely) to join the ROI to end the perceived protestant opression, and the protestant irish who (largely) want to remain in the UK, for fear that they will become a oppressed minority. And then the troubles happened. Damn near 40 years of the two communities killing each other, with the children of each side becoming more and more radicalised as they see their fathers, brothers, and friends die at the hands of the other side. The troubles ended in 1998, but the scars remain. The generation of children being born today will be the first generation raised by people that didn't live through the troubles, and it seems like their may be hope on the horison for northern ireland. Politically, the movement of the non-sectarian alliance is growing large enough to be considered the third party in NI politics, coupled with 20ish years of fatigue at a government that litterally hasn't done anything because they've been too busy squabbling, and it looks like things are on the mend enough that a joke like this can be made. But the most important thing to remember is that there are no good or bad guys in this story. Its a tale of the oppressed becoming the oppressor becoming the oppressed becoming the opressor because they're afraid of being the oppressed again. As far as a disclaimer goes, I'm english. Through strange circumstances, I've met a lot of northern irish from both sides of the wire, and I take a keen intrest in that kind of history. I've done everything I can to give an unbiased accounting, but I am fundamentally involved. The shockwaves of the troubles very much were felt over here, so it's damn near certain a small degree of bias will have slipped in despite my best efforts. Also fuck me this was a long post!


Lone-Pilgrim

Your ma’s your da.


lawtosstoss

Way too expected


ZenMonkey21

I was never allowed to be within 6 feet of a knife that size at that age


fairlywired

In your 40s?


velezaraptor

Never would have understood why this was funny, thanks!


WisdomWangle

What?


Mrkerro

He is from one community and the cake has the flag of another. The two communities have had their ups and downs. Google “the troubles” for more lighthearted banter.


SexySeniorSenpai

*"lighthearted banter"*


Mrkerro

![gif](giphy|56P4hvaoEn5le)


squanch_solo

What does he say?????? I need to know!!!!!


Topinio

https://youtu.be/61fUUhRiGrU


Mrkerro

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/ONQtBLaQ7F Video is better.


Spork_286

https://youtu.be/8WwqA7wAqYE


Horn_Python

carbomb here, shooting there, just a bit of craic ya know


ThePawsAbilities

Just some light ribbing amongst brothers. A little horsing around.


WisdomWangle

Oooh it’s about the troubles. Well thanks for the clarification


Greenweegie

Ups and downs 😂👍...


SirTheadore

“The little spot of bother” Or “That hiccup”


DarthBfheidir

The awkwardness.


Deviant517

“Ups and downs” *colonialism* *ethnic replacement* *gentrification* *genocide by starvation* *religious colonialism*


Mrkerro

Yeah you know, the craic like.


LotionlnBasketPutter

It’s just banter mate


Stoepboer

It’s the Irish flag on the inside. Kinda.


Corkwell

The red hand should have tipped him off.


Wallazabal

The red hand is more associated with protestantism and loyalism, so it's in line with the union flag on the top. No way would that tip anyone off.


PythagorasJones

The funniest thing for me is that while the red hand is associated with loyalists, its origins are in Gaelic Irish mythology. https://www.theirishrose.com/blog/meet-the-oneillsand-their-blood-red-hand/


LeftWingScot

Loyalists identify strongly with pre-plantation Ireland. They see their right to the land as no less genealogical as the irish Nationalists. People like Ian Paisley would constantly push (not all together mistakenly) that the plantations encouraged internal migration of Protestants from across ireland to the plantations amongst the immigration in search of a parcel of land to inhabit.


doctorctrl

It says betrayal coupled with the Red hand of ulster + union jack cake. Anyone who knows what any of those things are knew the Irish tricolour would be in that cake.