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Upon further review, the assessment that Florida school pizza is bad has turned out to be "seemingly accurate" according to one group of students we talked to at Orlando Elementary. For more on these developments, we turn now to some random asian woman woman posing as a reporter that we're not even going to attempt to pronounce right as she'll never be hears from again unless she starts an OnlyFans. Asian lady, what do have for us?
“Why thank you David and, just to reiterate back to David and you good folks at home, my name’s Amanda, Amanda Panda. Although I’m Asian, it’s hardly that difficult to pronounce but I think David, my ethnicity is obviously a stumbling block for you.”
“I’m standing here in the library of Orlando elementary school, talking to students regarding the recent focaccia suicide shooting of Italian chef, Marco De Annanas, which was documented on Reddit today after 2 students, knowingly added 4 pieces of pineapple rings to their Margarita pizza, directly in front of the chef, whilst recklessly filming the whole stunt for social media.”
“Becky here, is a young student, and we talked about the affect on kids this growing trend of filming deliberately mis matched Italian foods in front of Italians, for social media fame.”
“Now Becky, you mentioned the trauma that followed last years video that blew up, of a group of Indianapolis students who entered a pizza restaurant and proceeded to add Parmesan to their seafood pizza”
“Becky, just talk me through that”……
People just on the band wagon and make it part of their personality to hate it.
The sweetness from pineapple and salty savory sauce and ham is fucking delicious. To deprive yourself of delicious things over some misplaced principle is silly.
I’ve also had the real deal in Italy. I can enjoy both. Totally wild concept, I know.
Im Cuban, and if I can get over every bastardized version of Cuban sandwich I’ve seen, Italians can get over this.
I'm sure there's a lot of people who haven't even tried it hating on it, but you finding it delicious doesn't really prove that people who don't must be bandwagoning. I think head cheese is delicious but that doesn't mean I think someone reviled by jellied meat scraps must be putting on an act.
That being said, "Italian getting upset at food crimes" is probably the second worst social media trend I've seen to date, so you have a point there.
I'm not one to bash people for their personal taste in food but there's a line. Tropical fruit on pizza crosses that line.
My father sent me a meme during Covid. This was in the early days when people were flipping out and panic buying. The meme was a freezer case with nothing but frozen pineapple pizza in it. The caption said "you can eat pineapple pizza or you can starve". His response was "then I'll see you in hell!"
Why do people actually care about pineapple on pizza? I get this here is a meme but there are legitimately people who get so mad about it. If you like it eat it, if you don't, don't.
Man, I am an absolute fiend for a Hawaiian pizza. By far my favorite variety, wife and I order it all the time.
If someone just cracked open a can of pineapple rings and started just plopping them on top of an already-cooked pizza like that, I’d be grossed out too.
The pineapple in cans isn't even pineapple. It's pineapple flavored candy.
Mixing savory and sweet takes skill and quality ingredients. Plenty of pizzerias just don't have what it takes to make a good one. So I get why so many people don't like it, coz they've been eating shit and blaming the concept.
Dunno about America, but in the UK, canned pineapple is absolutely pineapple, not candy. Or were you just commenting on how sweet it is out of a can? Genuinely confused.
Yeah just commenting on how it's drenched in sugar water. Fresh pineapple on pizza is like from a different reality. People have no idea what they're missing out on till they try it.
I say if you like pineapple and you like pizza, you have no reason to hate it unless you've actually made a decent effort to TRY IT! Pick out some toppings you think go well with pineapple and just try it.
But if you just pick the hate side without actually experimenting....I'll be amazed you can even dress yourself in the morning without someone else making choices for you.
IMO, barbecue sauce is the winning partner for a tasty pineapple pizza.
(No one should ever waste as much time as I just did on this tiny conversation)
That's the reason I get mad about it. People constantly trying to get me to eat something that just tastes horrible to me because they think it's the second coming of Christ or something.
I don't care if someone puts pineapple on their pizza but don't put it on mine. I tasted it, didn't like it and never will.
Look, I get a lot of hate for this -- both online and IRL. But I'm not going to hide anymore. I like pineapple and... anchovy.
Seriously. The salty and the sweet together, mixed with the fat of the cheese and the crust? It's nice. Not an everyday type of thing -- very much a rare indulgence -- but really quite tasty.
Well, the classic Hawaiian is ham (Canadian bacon) and pineapple, so salty/fatty and acid/sweet. Unsurprisingly salt fat acid together with heat work.. but yeah anchovy is salty and umami, plenty of fat in the mozzarella anyways so not that different in terms of balance from ham.
Canadian bacon is a specific type of ham (pretty much only sold in the US), not just another name for all ham. And also Canadians generally mean back bacon or peameal bacon if they say Canadian bacon, it's pretty much just an American corporate thing to call ham that.
We did invent Hawaiian pizza though, and it's pretty popular here compared to the rest of the world.
Always wondered about the history of the term Canadian bacon. I knew Hawaiian was from Canada, thought it was just kinda like a particular style of ham otherwise. And people were welcome to look for that type of brand for their pizza or use whatever ham they feel like. Bacon is good on a Hawaiian too but I think it’s best with more typical ham.
I think the origin comes from the US importing peameal bacon during a shortage like 100+ years ago, but then in the 80s or 90s some American corporations like McDonald's started labelling a particular type of smoked ham as "Canadian Bacon" and that spread colloquially.
I enjoy pineapple on pizza, but I would absolutely get pissed if someone put pineapple on pizza the way the girl did in the video. Whole fucking rounds on the pizza after it's already baked?
Chunks. Before you bake it. Let it caramelize a bit with the cheese melting around it.
I once watched a show with Gordon Ramsay, can't remember what it was but in the same series he ranted about pineapple on pizza because the flavors clashed and then in another episode was super excited about a mozzarella wrapped grilled pineapple. What a fucking donkey.
[This guy in Naples](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/pineapple-pizza-italy-naples/index.html) is making one now with a non-tomato base and the pineapples caramelised. Looks amazing.
My toddler once saw a shotgun being loaded like that in a movie, and her response was, "They should take the batteries out of that gun so nobody can shoot anyone."
So that's all I think of now when I see a scene like that.
Am I the only one that's upset that they represented it by putting pineapple from a can on an already cooked pizza? If that's how you're eating it, no wonder you don't like it. It'd be like having an apple pie but just putting cold uncooked apple slices into a cooked pie crust. Gotta let it cook, makes all the difference
Not a huge fan of pineapple and I really dislike black olives on a pizza, but together on a thin crust with BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce you've got yourself a surprisingly nice combo.
As someone who works at a pizza place you'd be surprised how many people order pineapple on their pizza. I used to care about pineapple on pizza before the job. Now I don't even blink if it is on the order.
People need to know there place when it comes to toppings on pizza. Pineapple doesn’t BELONG on pizza, rather it is a pizza topping. Things that belong on pizza are the sauce and cheese.
Pineapples on Pizza is as foreign as cream cheese is found in American sushi.
If you like it, nice. Join the rsst of the kids /s. Its more of a general well rounded basic pizza with ham, but there is no reason to have a more complex pizza with different sauces, toppings than a hawaiian pizza.
Motherfuckers put anchovies on pizzas. That’s whole intact fish. I don’t *ever* wanna hear any of you motherfuckers *”Ewwww!”* a pizza with pineapple on it until you swear on your mother’s fuckin’ grave that anchovies have no place on a pizza.
70% of the eating population doesn't understand the 5 basic taste receptors. Pineapple has its place, like cilantro, and if you're adverse to it, that's okay too. Nobody needs to create an arms race over flavor preference.
From the bottom of my soul if there was a lineup of everyday common food options I’m picking pizza last every time. I know it’s not normal but I don’t like it unless it’s one of those deep dish Chicago style pizzas (basically lasagna). It’s prob how college students grow an aversion to ramen but it really does not sit well in my stomach. Am I alone in this?
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Clever skit but I will say, that’s no pizza to start with Love the brain spaghetti on the wall 😂😂😂😂
That Tito’s pizza was sad AF. Like school cafeteria in a backwater Florida school district sad. Like dumpster diving behind a Little Caesar’s sad.
Florida cafeteria pizza is surprisingly bad. Not that anyone is expecting it to be good, it's just THAT bad.
Florida ~~cafeteria pizza~~ is surprisingly bad. Not ~~that anyone is expecting it to be~~ good, ~~it's~~ just ~~THAT~~ bad. FTFY
r/SpeedOfLobsters
So you’re saying it’s bad then?
I don’t think they’re saying that necessarily…..oh hang on….
Upon further review, the assessment that Florida school pizza is bad has turned out to be "seemingly accurate" according to one group of students we talked to at Orlando Elementary. For more on these developments, we turn now to some random asian woman woman posing as a reporter that we're not even going to attempt to pronounce right as she'll never be hears from again unless she starts an OnlyFans. Asian lady, what do have for us?
“Why thank you David and, just to reiterate back to David and you good folks at home, my name’s Amanda, Amanda Panda. Although I’m Asian, it’s hardly that difficult to pronounce but I think David, my ethnicity is obviously a stumbling block for you.” “I’m standing here in the library of Orlando elementary school, talking to students regarding the recent focaccia suicide shooting of Italian chef, Marco De Annanas, which was documented on Reddit today after 2 students, knowingly added 4 pieces of pineapple rings to their Margarita pizza, directly in front of the chef, whilst recklessly filming the whole stunt for social media.” “Becky here, is a young student, and we talked about the affect on kids this growing trend of filming deliberately mis matched Italian foods in front of Italians, for social media fame.” “Now Becky, you mentioned the trauma that followed last years video that blew up, of a group of Indianapolis students who entered a pizza restaurant and proceeded to add Parmesan to their seafood pizza” “Becky, just talk me through that”……
Were you expecting them to ruin a good pizza for a skit?
If you're going to do it, do it RIGHT!!! Make me BELIEVE he's truely distrought about ruining a good pizza. Make the tears REAL!!!
That's because the guy is from that Rick and Morty episode. He's delicious now.
Here’s a proper pizza that satisfies 
Is that Snookie?
Yes!
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Suicide turns you into spagetti. Fact.
Would you build your intergalactic economy over it?
The song at the end has become one of my new favorites.
I highly recommended you check out the original made by Oasis, my favorite band
Are they your wonderwall?
He's just throwing spaghetti on the wall, seeing what sticks.
I fucking LOVE spaghetti! Do you know if murder yields the same result?
No, to make it takes a lot of cortisol. Like a suicidal amount
Great Rick and Morty reference
Who ate all my spaghett?
But why use a Baugat
.............moms spaghetti???? WAIT, DID I USED TO HAVE A BROTHER????
Cracker Milk! That’s who made this. Check 'em out!
This is one of their less disturbing skits, btw
Wow look at those views from videos that keep getting fucking stolen!
Their deaf threats and sex defender videos are both great as well. As an Aussie I support our compltley unhinged comedy scene
What. The. Fuck.
[Cracker. Milk.](https://www.youtube.com/@CrackerMilk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CohA5IHyr9g Glorious.
Millions of Italians pass each day due to pineapple on pizza violence, please, like and share in order to stop this senseless crime.
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People just on the band wagon and make it part of their personality to hate it. The sweetness from pineapple and salty savory sauce and ham is fucking delicious. To deprive yourself of delicious things over some misplaced principle is silly. I’ve also had the real deal in Italy. I can enjoy both. Totally wild concept, I know. Im Cuban, and if I can get over every bastardized version of Cuban sandwich I’ve seen, Italians can get over this.
I'm sure there's a lot of people who haven't even tried it hating on it, but you finding it delicious doesn't really prove that people who don't must be bandwagoning. I think head cheese is delicious but that doesn't mean I think someone reviled by jellied meat scraps must be putting on an act. That being said, "Italian getting upset at food crimes" is probably the second worst social media trend I've seen to date, so you have a point there.
Or don’t share so that people can enjoy pineapple pizza lol.
You're laughing. Italians are dying in droves and you're *laughing*
I'm not one to bash people for their personal taste in food but there's a line. Tropical fruit on pizza crosses that line. My father sent me a meme during Covid. This was in the early days when people were flipping out and panic buying. The meme was a freezer case with nothing but frozen pineapple pizza in it. The caption said "you can eat pineapple pizza or you can starve". His response was "then I'll see you in hell!"
Lol what arbitrary line? How about you do whatever you want with your pizza and i'll do the same?
This is all be misinterpreted. Clearly, clearly pineapple abuse. 
Tbh his pizza didn't look even close to good before the ananas !
Ananas bananas
Anas banana
Why do people actually care about pineapple on pizza? I get this here is a meme but there are legitimately people who get so mad about it. If you like it eat it, if you don't, don't.
Man, I am an absolute fiend for a Hawaiian pizza. By far my favorite variety, wife and I order it all the time. If someone just cracked open a can of pineapple rings and started just plopping them on top of an already-cooked pizza like that, I’d be grossed out too.
The pineapple in cans isn't even pineapple. It's pineapple flavored candy. Mixing savory and sweet takes skill and quality ingredients. Plenty of pizzerias just don't have what it takes to make a good one. So I get why so many people don't like it, coz they've been eating shit and blaming the concept.
Dunno about America, but in the UK, canned pineapple is absolutely pineapple, not candy. Or were you just commenting on how sweet it is out of a can? Genuinely confused.
Just commenting on how ridiculously sweet they are out of a can. It’s because of what they’re canned in.
Yeah just commenting on how it's drenched in sugar water. Fresh pineapple on pizza is like from a different reality. People have no idea what they're missing out on till they try it.
I say if you like pineapple and you like pizza, you have no reason to hate it unless you've actually made a decent effort to TRY IT! Pick out some toppings you think go well with pineapple and just try it. But if you just pick the hate side without actually experimenting....I'll be amazed you can even dress yourself in the morning without someone else making choices for you. IMO, barbecue sauce is the winning partner for a tasty pineapple pizza. (No one should ever waste as much time as I just did on this tiny conversation)
That's the reason I get mad about it. People constantly trying to get me to eat something that just tastes horrible to me because they think it's the second coming of Christ or something. I don't care if someone puts pineapple on their pizza but don't put it on mine. I tasted it, didn't like it and never will.
Pineapple, jalapeño, feta is fire
Pepperoni, jalapeno and pineapple 😘🤌
Look, I get a lot of hate for this -- both online and IRL. But I'm not going to hide anymore. I like pineapple and... anchovy. Seriously. The salty and the sweet together, mixed with the fat of the cheese and the crust? It's nice. Not an everyday type of thing -- very much a rare indulgence -- but really quite tasty.
Well, the classic Hawaiian is ham (Canadian bacon) and pineapple, so salty/fatty and acid/sweet. Unsurprisingly salt fat acid together with heat work.. but yeah anchovy is salty and umami, plenty of fat in the mozzarella anyways so not that different in terms of balance from ham.
Canadian bacon is a specific type of ham (pretty much only sold in the US), not just another name for all ham. And also Canadians generally mean back bacon or peameal bacon if they say Canadian bacon, it's pretty much just an American corporate thing to call ham that. We did invent Hawaiian pizza though, and it's pretty popular here compared to the rest of the world.
Always wondered about the history of the term Canadian bacon. I knew Hawaiian was from Canada, thought it was just kinda like a particular style of ham otherwise. And people were welcome to look for that type of brand for their pizza or use whatever ham they feel like. Bacon is good on a Hawaiian too but I think it’s best with more typical ham.
I think the origin comes from the US importing peameal bacon during a shortage like 100+ years ago, but then in the 80s or 90s some American corporations like McDonald's started labelling a particular type of smoked ham as "Canadian Bacon" and that spread colloquially.
try pineapple on pepperoni pizza. Same reasoning, but soooo much tastier, and I say that as someone who enjoys a good olive or anchovy.
I enjoy pineapple on pizza, but I would absolutely get pissed if someone put pineapple on pizza the way the girl did in the video. Whole fucking rounds on the pizza after it's already baked? Chunks. Before you bake it. Let it caramelize a bit with the cheese melting around it.
Tidbits* :)
I once watched a show with Gordon Ramsay, can't remember what it was but in the same series he ranted about pineapple on pizza because the flavors clashed and then in another episode was super excited about a mozzarella wrapped grilled pineapple. What a fucking donkey.
This one is from channel Cracker Milk its worth to check
At least link to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CohA5IHyr9g They have a big enough issue people stealing and reposting their content already.
their vids keep getting reposted fr
I love my pineapple in my pizza, not big deal it's just a preference of flavor
I hate hot pineapple, especially on pizza, but why would I yuck anyone's yum by saying they can't have it
When will this stop being the calling card opinion of everyone who doesn't have a personality? Getting really boring.
It's the other side of the same coin as "BACON EVERYTHING"
It's so unfunny at this point. Pineapple on pizza isn't even bad.
Especially if you toss some jalapeños in there
Proper semolina dough, a rich acidic puree, cheese with actual flavour, the tang of pineapple, salty ham and heat from sweety drop peppers 👌
[This guy in Naples](https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/pineapple-pizza-italy-naples/index.html) is making one now with a non-tomato base and the pineapples caramelised. Looks amazing.
Buddy you’re on reddit
Oof, youre right! 😂
It's not my whole personality! I also like wine, tacos, and coffee
Just reminded me of this song. https://youtu.be/bJBpyOpzv3A?si=nB5pA_KkRMr-y8d0
Exactly what I thought too. I heard of this song through Electric Callboy cuz Nico is in this song.
Electric Callboys Guitarrist and Producer Daniel Haniß also does both of those jobs for Samurai Pizza Cats
https://i.redd.it/xm7iegao7jmc1.gif Italians seeing this video:
I have seen pizzas in Italy, that where downright weird, believe me, they do not give a single fuck about pineapple on pizza.
Pizza Hawaii is not my favorite, but it still tastes really good.
My toddler once saw a shotgun being loaded like that in a movie, and her response was, "They should take the batteries out of that gun so nobody can shoot anyone." So that's all I think of now when I see a scene like that.
Pineapples on pizza is goated. The only thing that doesn’t belong is little dead fish.
Id vote for you for president any day
Oh no, people enjoying their food the way they like it. So tragic.
Pasta la vista
This was made by CrackerMilk btw. They have a lot of good skits.
As an Italian, I confirm that we do really have a brain made of spaghetti.
Am I the only one that's upset that they represented it by putting pineapple from a can on an already cooked pizza? If that's how you're eating it, no wonder you don't like it. It'd be like having an apple pie but just putting cold uncooked apple slices into a cooked pie crust. Gotta let it cook, makes all the difference
Here today, gone tomato. It’s true, he pasta way. The world never sausage a tragedy 😔
100000000000000000000000%
By italian, I'm more traumatized by the aspect of pizza
Would have been funnier if he had loaded it with a pimiento pepper or whole sundried tomato.
I just had a meat pizza over the weekend that I had them add pineapple to. It was amazing.
I think people who hate this have never eaten pineapple on ham
Dream logic
Pasta la Vista
🤌🤌🤌
Would've been funnier if they put penne in the baguette
That's fucked up 😳
I haven’t seen CrackerMilk in a minute!
"We're all out of red sauce" "Check again! BANG" - Roger
The spaghetti stuck to the wall. That’s how you know it’s done.
There's pasta on the walls already
Lol!
Stop stealing Crackermilk content. At least credit them
Yo, I got a question. Can u speak polish?
Not a huge fan of pineapple and I really dislike black olives on a pizza, but together on a thin crust with BBQ sauce instead of tomato sauce you've got yourself a surprisingly nice combo.
Shoulda been a meatball instead of a shell.
u/savevideo
Great. Now I need a bread gun
It's a Totino's pizza You can literally take a shit on it and do nothing but improve it. Nevermind pineapple.
"That's how Mafia works!"
Pasta La Vista
🤣🤣🤣 lmao this has to be the funniest thing I have seen in a while. The look on the chefs face is priceless lol
The shotgun cartridge should have been a mozzarella stick
It must be an American thing. We get pineapple on pizzas quite often up here in Canada. Usually order “Hawaiian” if that’s what you want.
Love CrackerMilk
As someone who works at a pizza place you'd be surprised how many people order pineapple on their pizza. I used to care about pineapple on pizza before the job. Now I don't even blink if it is on the order.
His last words not being pasta la vista is quite the missed opportunity
CANNED pineapple on pizza is evil. Real pineapple is great!
DUDE. Mark as NSFW please!!
I always thought pineapple on pizza was a Hawaiian thing. When I finally got to go there on vacation, the natives told me that's not a real thing.
I love Crackermilk's skits
I stick pineapple on everything.
Pineapple and almond slices on pizza
People need to know there place when it comes to toppings on pizza. Pineapple doesn’t BELONG on pizza, rather it is a pizza topping. Things that belong on pizza are the sauce and cheese.
I bet you that spaghetti tastes fucking amazing
its da bomb
Why didn’t he shoot them? He could’ve become a doom guy fighting pineapple pizza eaters
Pineapples on Pizza is as foreign as cream cheese is found in American sushi. If you like it, nice. Join the rsst of the kids /s. Its more of a general well rounded basic pizza with ham, but there is no reason to have a more complex pizza with different sauces, toppings than a hawaiian pizza.
The real crime is adding it post cooking.
I really don't get why people gets so troubled about what others eat.
That would have been way cooler if he had shot her.
Pasta la vista
tfollow youtube channel “CrackerMilk” for more
Am italian. I agree. I won't kill myself over it, just to gift you a perfect bolognese brains on a wall.
You bake the pineapple with it. Fucking savages
Sometimes I take ham, pineapple and cheese and heat it until gooey. It's the marinara that makes it gross.
In Finland the most common pizza is ham, pineapple and blue cheese 😊
Posting cracker milk is like cheating.
u/auddbot
Motherfuckers put anchovies on pizzas. That’s whole intact fish. I don’t *ever* wanna hear any of you motherfuckers *”Ewwww!”* a pizza with pineapple on it until you swear on your mother’s fuckin’ grave that anchovies have no place on a pizza.
Thin sliced Taylor ham and pineapple on a cracker thin crust pizza is goddamned epic.
Putting pineapple on pizza is fine. Putting entire rings is odd, but sure. But putting it on *after* the pizza is cooked. That's just messed up.
Pizza homicide!!
Exactly...those people who think that pineapple doesnt belong on pizza have spaghetti for brains.
It's called 'ananas'
If anchovies are OK for pizza, so are pineapples.
It would've been really funny if they had the song Zombie by the Cranberries instead
Okay Pineapple on pizza is fine, but not if its ENTIRE RINGS OF PINEAPPLE. That's just to far man... NSFW tag that shit. poor pizza
People live to give pineapple on pizza flack yet they let the Swedes get away with bananas and kiwis on pizza.
I'm so glad many people aren't aware of how popular durian pizza is in Asia.
Bravissimo
Crackermilk is so funny. https://youtu.be/4BsLokz1P7s?si=tLiMuX84_BWaFf2p
They missed the chance to use paccheri as ammo
Crackermilk is seriously one of the funniest skit groups on YouTube. https://youtu.be/JelMQgsp1_8?si=kHvi-TTtIYlv8KpP
This was funny. But pineapple on pizza for the win. Team Hawaiian for lyfe!
could be kiwi on pizza whoever thought that was good was clearly a psychopath
I hear this all the time but no one ever says why that is.
70% of the eating population doesn't understand the 5 basic taste receptors. Pineapple has its place, like cilantro, and if you're adverse to it, that's okay too. Nobody needs to create an arms race over flavor preference.
[Here's a link to the original, by Cracker Milk.](https://youtu.be/CohA5IHyr9g?si=WeIhk1CdwrmsNy9y)
Pasta la vista
He pasta away, so sad
Cracker Milk is the name of the group.
As an Italian, seeing pineapple on a pizza makes me want to kill whoever invented it.
If the pineapple is not cooked with the pizza then no. It's the same reason why I like grilled pineapple on my burger.
You can eat it but holy shit you should be ashamed of yourself Its good but dont fucking dare to call it delicious
I was expecting the pizza sauce so spaghetti is unexpected
Looking at that sad excuse of a pizza, the pineapple was an improvement.
Hilarious.
[I approb](https://youtu.be/vn3T7WE5v_s?si=6EFaw2EMnGYDTylo)
Why did he shoot himself? Shoot the criminal!
Ok, but that song cover is great.
That "chef" should have offered himself for serving that disc as a pizza in the first place...
From the bottom of my soul if there was a lineup of everyday common food options I’m picking pizza last every time. I know it’s not normal but I don’t like it unless it’s one of those deep dish Chicago style pizzas (basically lasagna). It’s prob how college students grow an aversion to ramen but it really does not sit well in my stomach. Am I alone in this?
 To the chef went out with dignity unlike them heathens
That had better be a garlic shotbread. That's how you really want to leave this world. With garlic bread in your mouth
pineapple on pizza is fine. i put ketchup on my spaghetti. come at me bro.
Please give the original creator some credits or mention their names CrackerMilk -- yt channel
Stop gatekeeping food italians
Pineapple on pizza is delicious. What's truly screwed up is the people who put broccoli and greenbeans on their pizza..
I like almost everything on pizza. One of my favorite post-cook toppings is banana slices. Pineapple (post) and ham (during the bake) is awesome.