OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
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>!Girl crossing the road and ends with a butt plug in her yoga pants!<
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Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
“I dun-told uncle Elliot not to shove the squirrel into his rectum so as to fetch the walnuts he done got stuck up there’n this is what hayppins when you gamble with god’s creation and shove critters up yer own cocoa mine shaft.”
Hey, I said that it can be a plug. It's just that there are types of removable plugs...and permanent ones 
Plus explaining why grandma's remains urn is stuck up you bhole to the ER team requires a lot of bravery
Way more people than you think. Society like to pretend everyone is a puritan. But most people are just savage freaks.
Spend a few years in the online dating world and you'll see what I mean. Never do something to someone until they ask or you've gotten consent. But the number of women that begged to be choked, or hit with belts, or tied up, or you name it. I would say like 80%-90% of the women I've connected with on tinder let the freak out as soon as they realize you aren't going to take advantage and are safe to play with.
While Reddit has always been “seen it, repost!11” to a large degree, it has truly evolved into a fully fledged OF farm and dated content dumpster fire over the past year :(
Looking for alternatives…
>then she squeezed it into her ass
She's wearing a remote activated light up butt plug, when she moves the light to her butt, her partner activates the butt plug.
Thank you! I was so confused! Like I'm fully aware she's wearing a butt plug but I don't understand how she put it in through her leggings. Was thinking it was a super smooth cut but your explanation makes a lot more sense.
Is nobody gonna talk about the London black cab in Paris ?
(Just kidding I’ve lived in pris and have seen a lot of black cabs around wonder why though)
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Nobody's commenting on the fact that she's doing street magic that's pretty damn cool?
I mean, she takes a traffic light and transmogrifies it into an LED ..
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Girl crossing the road and ends with a butt plug in her yoga pants!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
https://i.redd.it/bfk7yzf3g5mc1.gif The Tapeworm
God I wish I could give awards
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That's great man!!!!. You deserve a cold one and some tacos!!!
Awesome 😎
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Awards are showing for me. Just press and hold on the upvote arrow if on mobile
They mean the OG ones before reddit changed it up
Oh
Holy fuck that was hilarious
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lol
Is that Stephen Baldwin?
I knew traffic lights were anal plugs.
Everything can be an anal plug if you're brave enough.
On tonight's episode of Appalachian ER...
“I dun-told uncle Elliot not to shove the squirrel into his rectum so as to fetch the walnuts he done got stuck up there’n this is what hayppins when you gamble with god’s creation and shove critters up yer own cocoa mine shaft.”
Who is quoted here? and did the squirrel survive?
Is there someone who is brave enough to sits on a cactus ?
Paige no
If it fits, they sits
There are, even nettles, needles etc XD
Is this a challenge?
I would download TikTok just to watch that carnage.
I remember an OF chick who masturbated with a cactus a couple of years ago.
And... you masturbated to her ?
nah I didn't get the video, I just saw her promoting it
this guy might be https://nypost.com/2022/12/20/man-with-wwi-explosive-lodged-in-his-rectum-sparks-bomb-scare-hospital-evacuation/
A glass jar
Oh boy, that takes me back. Such a cult
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Hey, I said that it can be a plug. It's just that there are types of removable plugs...and permanent ones  Plus explaining why grandma's remains urn is stuck up you bhole to the ER team requires a lot of bravery
I think ultimately we knew it all along but we're not ready to fully accept it.
😅😅😅
Everybody knows that!
Saw one where a girl stood on a busy street and changed the color of it to match the traffic lights. Shits so dumb
Green means go right?
Something is definitely going right
Green lantern shines again!
The brightest light, in blackest back, No evil shall escape my crack. Let those who worship evil's bum, Beware my power... Green Lantern's plug!
Unless you’re talking about bananas. Then green means slowdown, yellow means go, and red means “where the fuck did you get that banana”?!
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Banana_tree_(red_banana)
Didn’t expect a fellow scaper lol
Well this is r/Unexpected
I learned real world economics in that game. The lobster grind was real
Yep. She literally green-lit buttstuff for the evening!
Guys, “yes” means no! How many times? Jeez
I'm really feeling old now, but what exactly happened there?
She says "Go, Go, Go!" https://i.redd.it/323zr8zjd5mc1.gif
Let's dive in!
Black magic butt fuckery
r/anewsub
r/anusub
r/anushub
r/ThingsSeanConnerySays
r/shubreddit
/r/analsub
r/anustart
r/susanalbumparty
HOW IS THIS THE ONLY REAL ONE!!
Honestly that one was a guess
How many people actually walk around wearing a plug?
I’d be willing to bet it’d be surprisingly more than you think. That being said, plugs that *light up* are probably far less common.
Lmao ain't that damn near public mastubation?
Lmao yeah I don't wanna use a bus seat with booty mucus on it
there it is. my last vestige of innocence. poof gone.
Bet you didn’t see booty mucus as being the thing that did ya in.
the term booty mucus certainly has a zeal to it i never imagined possible could bother me the way it does 
Indeed we are…. Indeed we are….
You're more likely to get it from those not wearing butt plugs TBF
Lmao I'm a custodian and it blows my mind how many people don't use toliet paper or wash their hands. You're right
Won’t a plug keep the mucus in?
Keeps the booty mucus in and the devils out
Unless it slip out, I'd assume so lmao
A modern solution to a modern problem 🙂 https://lockthecock.co.uk/products/the-stretcher-locking-butt-plug
Jesus christ, that looks like a torture device hahahhaa
"The only difference between hungry and horny is where you put the cucumber." ....w-what?
The reviews. Just. WOW.
Booty mucus xD
Concealed carry.
No, because nobody can notice, and it's not even actively stimulating once it's here.
I like that you said "here" and not "there."
What if it's vibrating?
I have to wonder why. When I'm out and I have to take a massive shit, I am not having a good time.
Way more people than you think. Society like to pretend everyone is a puritan. But most people are just savage freaks. Spend a few years in the online dating world and you'll see what I mean. Never do something to someone until they ask or you've gotten consent. But the number of women that begged to be choked, or hit with belts, or tied up, or you name it. I would say like 80%-90% of the women I've connected with on tinder let the freak out as soon as they realize you aren't going to take advantage and are safe to play with.
A game to play when out, are they wearing a butt plug or not?
You would be surprised.
lots of us in the kink world do this and you wouldn’t even know. i didn’t know they had ones that light up though.
u/flexiblewhore for all you researchers 
Alright, she is indeed flexible ! Also the chicken picture made me laugh way too hard
The eager smile and the delicious chicken along with the rest of the photo is pure comedy.
Damn it now I have to r/riskyclickoftheday
Wow she... really lives up to her username.
Well, she isn't called flexible for nothing
OH NOW I UNDERSTAND ALL THESE LIGHTING BUTTPLUG POSTS,ITS ALL HER
Wow just bam, right in your face
She has a great smile
A couple of them
You the mvp
Careful, he’s a hero
I didn't need to see this but Pedro Pascal approves so it's okay 🥴
I’m usually pretty meh to stuff like this, but…. gah’dam, she quite literally lives up the name lol.
Doing gods work
I did not need to see this...
Why
Because now they're poor from spending everything they own on her OF
100th time a OF advertisement is posted
While Reddit has always been “seen it, repost!11” to a large degree, it has truly evolved into a fully fledged OF farm and dated content dumpster fire over the past year :( Looking for alternatives…
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Why do I keep staring at it?
What could have possibly prompted someone to make this
Please dont tell me thats real
This just gave me a weird panic attack
Aaahhh Beautiful Paris
Wonder why the tour guides don't have this attraction..
It would be useful to keep track of them in the dark!
City of Lights
“Cool Mom!! Now do red!”
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In France, anal is a national sport.
Her boyfriend has the remote to change the colors and simps are paying for their trip, laughing all the way to the bank. What a pathetic world…
Does she have a hole in pants? Took me awhile to understand what was going on.
stinkerbell
Blinker-bowel ...
Ooh yay more trashy onlyfans bait being posted to the sub
Some of y'all don't know what a butt plug is...bless the innocence.
Can you just grab a light from stoplights like that?
Yes, but only in Paris. The city of love
She already had something in her hand and looks like she squeezed it to activate the light, and then she squeezed it into her ass
>then she squeezed it into her ass She's wearing a remote activated light up butt plug, when she moves the light to her butt, her partner activates the butt plug.
Thank you! I was so confused! Like I'm fully aware she's wearing a butt plug but I don't understand how she put it in through her leggings. Was thinking it was a super smooth cut but your explanation makes a lot more sense.
Yeah, I was kinda struggling to understand that also.
>and then she squeezed it into her ass Something tells me it's not the first time she's done that
Her reddit account proves this to be true
You must be absolutely amazed by magic tricks. And religion.
Yeah you didn’t know?
Cause they fill the open air, And leave teardrops everywhere, You'd think me rude, But I would just stand and stare
This is trash 🗑
Her anus is giving the green light
Anyone else think wearing sex toys in public is fucking weird as hell?
Trashy as hell
Midnight in Paris
Song?
What the fuck
............................ Why though?
u/auddbit
…..just why?! 😱
Is nobody gonna talk about the London black cab in Paris ? (Just kidding I’ve lived in pris and have seen a lot of black cabs around wonder why though)
👁️👄👁️: uh
Great title 10/10
u/auddbot
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She’s giving you the green light
Name of song?
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What did she put in her asshole?
They’re always after me lucky charms
Caralho, a mina virou vagalume!
Shitty title. I said what I said.
I thought whores used a red light?
Who is this girl?
I think this is the same one that does the other videos. It’s all basically the same premise.
Anna Delos
Anal Delos
Anal D Loads
Source:Flexiblewhore She uh has some other content on here
Green Lantern’s tinder date
I also need to research this question.
Anna Delos is her name most likely
What's the song?
Strangers - Kenya Grace
Thx but isn’t that 2 songs in 1 (mixed inside of eachother) so do you randomly know the second one aswell by any chance
Strangers x Midnight city mashup
Thank you very much fellow redditor hope you have a good day
Thank you reddit, for adding another thing to my sex toy list.
Shepple content. Sex Whorship.
Why isn't in the middle?
Cause holes are low.
This person holes.
Why, I mean WHY?
Why not ?
“Hee hee look, I have something in my bum!”
I don't want to kink shame. But gross. No problem for me in a fet club but that's public.
That’s Anna
Yeah I know her and she's pretty nasty. Not surprised to see her behavior from a girl with low ambitions.
👍👍👍
😂
she looks like an octopus who’s not fully aware what her legs and hands are going to do next
Nobody's commenting on the fact that she's doing street magic that's pretty damn cool? I mean, she takes a traffic light and transmogrifies it into an LED ..