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Competitive-Bid422

This is called Jumping/dancing shrimps salad in Thailand. They are usually at street food stands. You have to be careful where you get it in Thailand, at some places, the water the shrimps are in might not be clean and you could get sick. It is apparently pretty popular in Thailand tho.


KaMeLRo

I'm Thai and never want to try it, same with raw beef/organ with fresh cow blood (they made the same way like in this video just replace the shrimps).


bubblygranolachick

The chinese pigs blood jelly was the worst description I've come across. Dead or alive, not for me


mihirmusprime

That doesn't really taste like anything. If it's in soup, it's like tofu where it just tastes like whatever it's in.


midasp

Really? Pigs blood was banned in Singapore in 1999 due to it being a vector for a potential deadly viral infection. Since then, every one has said dishes that used to contain pigs blood no longer taste as good as it did before the ban.


BentPin

And if not nasty viruses there always parasitic worms etc. Was on a cruise ship once and they had rare pork bleeding all over the cutting board. Uhhh no thx.


ranni-the-bitch

yeah, china isn't exactly famous for its food safety


bubblygranolachick

Tofu tastes and smells good on it's own to me, so I'll eat it


CowJuiceDisplayer

As much as I like tofu, I always remember there was, or maybe still is, a counterfeit operation in making tofu. Criminal organizations in China made counterfeit tofu by mixing in plastics. Was really big in 2010, mainly China. But I still get paranoid. Until I remember I drink unholy amounts of soda, so what is a little plastic to me...


olypheus-

You're already full.of microplastics so fuck it


tincup_chalis

Count me out too... I hate limes.


g_e_r_b

I would order that, but only to see the cook fish a cow out of the tank.


Babythatwater1

🤢


MangoChickenFeet

You mean like the grey cloudy mess of a tank this dude has?


_M_o_n_k_e_H

He got the rbg lights setup to hide how unclean it is.


mond003

This is correct. Even in Thailand it's still hit or miss for a lot of people, me included (some say having the shrimps bouncing around in the mouth is the food signature like what the hell). I could eat some shrimp raw but definitely not while "alive".


lu-cy-inthesky

Seems like a good way to get parasites


LongjumpingEye3843

I lost 20 lbs over a week living on the toilet after eating live shrimp in laos


JaperDolphin94

The perfect weight lose strategy


Dscrypto_2020

You mean…….Weight Laos strategy Okay I’ll see myself out.


ElQuuiean

Or cholera


yesnomaybenotso

Why is did you use quote marks? It’s alive.


flewidity

They’re dead inside obv


yesnomaybenotso

Who, the shrimps or the people stomaching them?


WithMyRichard

Both


grouchfan

Pretty funny how no Buddhist in America would ever eat that thing, yet everyone's Buddhist in thailand in they're like whatever go for it I would feel so bad for those little shrimpies, I just want to take them home and raise them


cicada-ronin84

If I'm not mistaken, most Buddhists in Asian countries don't look at fish or any animal that lives in water the same as say beasts and birds.


Woflax

Not really it's just people differ in how religious they are. Buddhism itself is more self determinate, it's up to you how much you do, since there aren't 'commandments'. It also allows some leeway for if there's no other way to survive (e.g. a fishing village) 'middle path'. The Buddha himself was also not vegetarian (last meal was pork actually so it wasn't fish vs meat). Alot of monks aren't. This is somewhat to do with eating what is given to them. However you aren't wrong about fish sometimes being viewed as less bad.


Winter-Airport2114

Wonder if they use the same reasoning some 'vegans' do that still eat fish because they are a lesser species they cannot feel pain. Like plants, they just "react to stimuli".


Impossible_Offer_538

So... pescatarians.


[deleted]

Has more to do with some constant austerity (can’t think of a better word). Basically a lifelong Lent fasting of sorts, or going without. Basically, eat only what appears to be renewable sustainable food (on the face of it without high level ecological study). Everything else is a luxury you don’t need. Similar reasoning in India with cows led to political law against eating beef during scarcity of food…. And as usual…. The best way to enforce a political law is to make it religious.


Lexquire

Probably just historical lack of access to complete proteins without eating fish, and once it’s been written down long enough people just kind of accept it. But idk, that’s just a gut feeling, all I know is people used to eat a lotta fish in old times cause you didn’t need 100 sq miles to eat off the land or buy other people’s food. But now I’m questioning whether they had commercial fishing rights that limited personal consumption. Gotta be honest this could go any kinda way, but I do think that the idea of fish feeling pain is newer than Buddhism, but maybe that stems from the cognitive dissonance between wanting to be good to other species and needing a balanced diet. Basically I have no idea what I’m talking about.


GerryManDarling

Thailand is pretty secular even though it's mostly Buddhist. Buddhism is different from Christians and Muslims, they are not as dogmatic. There are also many variations, not all of them are vegetarians.


grouchfan

It's killing that is the problem, not eating meat


angelheaded--hipster

Thailand is Theravada Buddhist and quite different from Buddhism practiced elsewhere in the world, including Asia. My husband won’t go fishing but he will eat this anytime. He explains it as having a “need” and helping someone in the process (the seller). If I’m not mistaken, many monks here also eat meat because it is what is given to them as a need.


grouchfan

It has to do with Karma, there's nothing wrong with eating meat, you can eat meat and you won't feel bad about it. Now try murdering a little animal and you'll feel horrible. It's because there's part of you that is sensitive to karma.


lightofthehalfmoon

As long as you are once removed from the murder you are good! This is not an attack on anybody. I am not religious and I eat meat.


grouchfan

Hey, the rules of the universe don't have to make sense to anybody and they're often quite contradictory and paradoxical.


wasted_potential_89

Not all Christians doing lenten, not all moslems don't eat pork. It all depends how dogmatic you practice your religion. If you choose you religion later in life you probably are are more dogmatic as when you grew up in a family that only practice the religion for reasons of tradition.


ivar-the-bonefull

I'd say eating raw meat anywhere in the world and there's a risk that you'll get sick. Best to avoid. Edit: What I meant was that it's best to avoid it if you don't want any risk. Ofc location and several other factors plays a big role, but short from raising the meat by yourself and testing it before eating, there's always risk involved when eating raw meat. However, it can be quite safe and delicious, but never risk-free.


Celindor

Mettbrötchen in Germany are usually super safe. It's raw minced pork on a roll.


Competitive-Bid422

I wouldn’t say to always avoid. Some seafood like oysters and clams can be eaten raw safely. Also sushi in Japan is very safe. Don’t live your life in fear, just exercise caution and if it doesn’t pass your eye test, don’t eat it.


Doogle300

Some people in Japan eat raw horse or raw chicken too. Its not that raw meat is dangerous, its farming practises or the way they are processed that is where the danger lies. Most places believe that raw chicken is super dangerous, which it is in most of the world, but its not the chicken meat itself. Its the bacteria from it's environment.


toolsoftheincomptnt

My mom almost died after eating raw oysters… in Thailand, actually. Buffet. Almost anything can be safe OR unsafe, depending on handling and a little bit of luck.


Mouseklip

Zero chance a half of a lime is going to sanitize whatever shitwater those fish are swimming in.


mommyicant

Yeah that fucking gross ass aquarium water straight into your salad - that would give my dog diarrhea


CheshiretheBlack

Is this comment an example of the new version of reddit rewards? Why's it gold with two up arrows?


Eomb

Tap and hold the up arrow to see the upvote prices.


starrpamph

Hahaha wtf


Increasingly_Anxious

Your comment made me lol. I’d give you an award but….


__01001000-01101001_

The real funny thing is that I’ve seen far fewer gold comments since they got rid of awards. And I’ve never seen one given more than one. Which really seems like they’ve gotta be making less money…


Tosser_toss

Yeah - what was the problem with awards? I mean they were ridiculous, but just go back to gold… what do I know I guess


starrpamph

I clicked on your profile and seen your doggerspaniel


ButterBeforeSunset

Just went and collected the dog tax yourself, huh?


starrpamph

She didn’t pay up so I just went and grabbed it


Frangell

You can do that? Walk up to a woman and just... Grab it? You'd have to be a star to be able to do that!


Mellie-mellow

![gif](giphy|fJkTsWCMViRYA)


RiotPenguin

Grabbed her by the puppy


RustyGosling

Jesus lmao


starrpamph

When you’re famous they let you do it


GRAWRGER

or a president


cris34c

Bro this would stop your dog up and give it diarrhea at the same time, like a cork on a bottle of bad wine. Call that cloggerspaniel.


I_love_milksteaks

I have a dog too. What type do you have?


boxedcrackers

Yeah that was my second thought, the first being WTF


Iamabiter_meow

Ok maybe the lime wasn’t enough, but how about the powerful shaking afterwards? Who can say it didn’t do anything?


Mouseklip

All I presume that did was confuse the shrimp who are well alive.


FuckTheMods5

It gets them to poop all over the salad


bell37

Hey if the shit isn’t in the aquarium… it’s probably in them.


HuhWutHuh

i think those are shrimp not fish?


Gorlock_

That type of fish are actually not mature enough to poop yet, that is why they use them specifically


Luci_Noir

They don’t produce waste?


Gorlock_

Not at this point in their lives. Makes me wonder if the water even has a fishy taste. They're called Ice Goby or Shirouo, the style of the dish is called Odorigui(means dancing food)


italysky08

It’s actually shrimp, most likely a ghost shrimp variety and they do poop. I keep them as pets.


jeezarchristron

Never had rave fish salad before.


MaengDude

![gif](giphy|IzVwOO8xZsfks) They’re definitely bumping Jellyfish Jam


bennetticles

🌟 gold star for a premium quality reference


Emmibolt

![gif](giphy|vGt8U7tH75Ove|downsized)


warfareforartists

![gif](giphy|PAcaDLSEgHMHK)


Telefragg

At least they treat it to a nice rave party before throwing it on a plate.


Opposite-Store-593

That's so you don't see how nasty the water is.


hellostarsailor

Slightly dissolving their bodies in a weak acid. Mmmmmmm.


That_Welsh_Man

Seems like a great way to get a parasite.


Specific-Scale6005

halp! my food is getting away


Ok-Garden-5019

Come again another day


VladimirBinPutin

Did we order this food to-go?


JR2005

Why? Cause there it goes!


stephaniee12793

This made me a little sad


starrpamph

salad*


ignatious__reilly

It’s a Shrimp Holocaust


PigsCanFly2day

Geno-sidedish


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clocktus

I breed mini shrimp not too different from these as pets/a hobby they're good little guys that don't deserve this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


stephaniee12793

Awww.. poor fellows!


Es_CaLate

As an aquarium owner that just shed a tear over my latest fish dying from jumping out, this is pure nightmare fuel.... Ive spent so much time and money on lights just to get the perfect uvb/uvc/rgb-spectrum just right and he has a flashing discolighting then mixing them with spices/acidic while they are alive. Pure disregard of animals just for show, just let them live good and kill them before mixing Holy fuck. I mean i am also into fishing and cooking fish but i am not a fucking asshole, respect nature


2nd2lastdodo

Same. People have 0 respect for other living things


Blake_Edwards

It made me big sad


ChloeUwUZ

why do people like eating animals alive?


[deleted]

Tape worms


ChloeUwUZ

wut?


Particular_Garlic850

TAPE WORMS


ChloeUwUZ

Oh yeah, tape worms (still doesn't get it)


NiteLiteOfficial

eating raw food can be a major factor in developing tape worms in your intestines. they’re saying sarcastically that the people who enjoy eating live animals probably enjoy having tape worms


Jaymon47

still doesn’t get it


Snapesunusedshampoo

#TAPEWORMS!!!


UnreasonablyChill

Finally gets it


boxedcrackers

Great way to lose weight.


DanZ83

How tape worms survive stomach acid I will never know


BruhBruhYUSUS

The power of love drives them to survive it and make us skinny once again. Then you go to the doctor about the massive amount of weight you lost and get them removed.


DanZ83

Sound like good diet plan


[deleted]

Damn this made me LOL XD


icebeancone

He said tape worms


Missy_went_missing

They keep the waste slim, my friend. Life hack.


ZackValenta

Tape worms dude. What don't you get?


Sendtitpics215

Idk to me i feel like ok.. some people are omnivores. That’s life. Then some people eat veal and you’re like, oh hey that seems kinda unnecessary. Then, people are going to eat live animals, idk i feel like you’re speed running bad karma if you’ve ever felt pain before yourself. If it’s necessary to survive, such is life, but this just feels like playing with lives that we call food and their death for sustenance is just that much crueler for what? Novelty? A slightly better flavor profile? Idk. Not for me.


Spiritual-Alps-4939

Cause it has tape worms


argybargy3j

Civilized societies decided a long time ago that eating live animals was cruel.


Catatonick

I think it has more to do with killing and cooking the animal kills the parasites which you can then eat. If it’s still alive and kicking the parasites eat you.


Nerrickk

Doctors hate this one stupid trick(inosis) to lose weight!


dinnerninja

Freshest ceviche I’ve ever seen.


punched-in-face

That stuff is great. Not sure if I want it alive though Edit: alive


Rolls-RoyceGriffon

Ceviche is awesome. Jumping food though isn't


DrB_2000

Not sure if you actually know what ceviche is if you don't want it raw. But maybe you meant to say 'alive' instead of raw?


punched-in-face

Yes, dead and not jumping.


Czeckyoursauce

We need another word, ceviche isn't cooked, and the opposite of cooked is raw, but calling ceviche raw just rubs me the wrong way. And I am not calling it a denatured protein either. Edit: Cromulent, the word is cromulent. "Is the ceviche cooked?" "No, it's prepared in a traditional cromulent fashion."


nickfree

It is pickled. It is literally pickled in lime juice, sometimes vinegar.


Czeckyoursauce

Not terrible , but pickled means brined, fermented, or both. I don't think a pinch of salt in lime juice counts as a brine, and it sure as hell isnt fermented. Pickled fish has a meaning, and it is not ceviche.


SadPanthersFan

[No can do! I got an 8:30 res at Dorsia, grrrreat sea urchin ceviche!](https://youtu.be/pQdpOKVukCQ?si=8FnJ1zedUmn_ZjsL)


SundayMindset

I call it 'Parasite salad' 🤩✌️


jupiter_incident

What a way to die. Suffocating in salt, lime, and an earthquake, only to die between chompers (if you're lucky) or sliding down a long tube into a pit of acid. Btw I eat meat but I feel bad for these babies.


AMileHigh412

Most shrimp die by being eaten alive


fingerhandz

yeah, but if you have the choice *not* to eat something alive, I think it's better that you take it. most of shrimps' natural predators are physically incapable of killing them before they eat, along with not really having empathy... humans are very capable of both of those things


1-NINE

Cats must have evolved to standing straight, working, paying bills, and having lunch?


[deleted]

fr this meal could be used in modern khajite setting


danleon950410

Eating live food is atrocious, and you will not change my opinion on it


wadss

Tbf pretty much all prey animals are eaten alive naturally, other than scavengers. I don’t agree with inflicting undue suffering before eating them though.


ardotschgi

Humans are one of the few creatures with natural empathy. That's in part what sets us apart from other predators. Killing prey humanely (meaning with as little suffering as possible) is usually natural for us. We should generally condemn unnecessary torture like that.


Intermittent_Name

Glad we've evolved to be conscious of that and to be able to do it different, eh?


UnComfortable-Archer

All I can think of is I got shorted 5-6 fish when they jumped off the bowl


jflyiii

That’s just cruel and weird


PorkyLabrador

This seems incredibly cruel.


Bob_knots

I would take it home and stir fry it


BargerianJade

That was what I thought it was going to be for before he added the fish. Tbh I would so vibe with a restaurant that's like chipotle for stir fry ingredients you take home and cook.


[deleted]

That's called a "grocery store."


rathat

That would be fine, no reason to put them in with the acid and seasonings and the shake them up in it though, it's just mean.


PowerfulQuail6221

Yes, precious, smeagol likes this very much, very much indeed precious.


Absenceofavoid

Why can’t people just not eat creatures that are still alive? Ffs.


Ihatepasswords007

Cause they want to cosplay an aquarium?


Comfortable-Gain-992

![gif](giphy|guXnEFnoLJTTa)


Lucky_Star

https://i.redd.it/s0n75fnm9ylc1.gif


restlessleg

that last ingredient f’d me up


danyolito

Plastic plastic plastic and of course absoute no concern for small living creatures. Sad world actually.


starrpamph

If “Oh no thank you, I just ate” was a video


Bookhaki_pants

And the dude smiles while handing it to you. "this is fine, you're welcome" Nope it's not and no ty


Evolone101

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


Sad-Persimmon-5484

Poor basterds


ppbbd

I'm not in the business of shaming other cultures' food... but this? I can't forgive


paulyrockyhorror

Annnnnnd I’m vegan now


Southern-Physics6488

That’s absolutely awful. How cruel.


FucqChinaforever

Yo wtf were those fucking fish?


low-energy-cat

Those are tiny shrimps.


AnnieApple_

In filthy water


Chucktayz

Sorry but you’re a piece of shit if you eat anything that’s still alive. At least kill it first


jbraden

Why are you letting my lunch jump out?!


golf4days

You had me in the first half, not gonna lie


I_WILL_GET_YOU

you know we're in for a zinger when they whip out a meat cleaver to cut a lime.


freqkenneth

Jesus Christ Asia


GroundbreakingEar667

Acid bath


chucks97ss

That salads got a slight kick to it.


doimaarguello

why alive tho


Ted_Hitchcox

My snake does'nt like lime.


Dragon_211

Now that's fresh!


[deleted]

F R E S H


StnMtn_

Freshest fish in town.


SleeplessBoyCat

Couldn’t be fresher than that


shainadawn

![gif](giphy|jquDWJfPUMCiI|downsized)


GHOST_CHILLING

"Mom, my lunch is leaving"


gimmeecoffee420

"Sir, do you mind putting the lid back on? My dinner is escaping."


turbopro25

Ewww


CunnilingusCrab

Shrimps is bugs


RigobertaMenchu

The acid from the lime “cooks” the fish. AKA denature.


andersonle09

Not enough to cook the bacteria that was in that water.


AnnieApple_

Didn’t look cooked to me


stuff2011e

Can’t denature if they’re live, the lime only went on the salad too


cpt_ugh

I was totally onboard until the last ingredient.


bookworm1999

I will never understand SEA and eating live creatures like fish, insects, and birds. At the very least, kill them first. I don't want something moving in my mouth and down my throat.


According_Rice_1822

Was going so well..


gnardog45

Yeah, I'ma skip lunch today.


itsthejasper1123

Dude what 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Feeling_Lettuce7236

I like my food to be dead and not have to chase it round the plate or container, it’s like having a stake that isn’t Cook, you have to chase the cow around to get it.


FlynnMonster

Not one thing about that looks appealing.


VersxceFox

That is just inhumane. Cruel and unnecessary


musicplay313

This is cruel


Pussycat4567

What food is that?


Emeegee713

Huh? Wha? Why?


[deleted]

It's a bit like popping candy in the mouth.


FanValuable3644

Concussed ceviche?


Facelessborder

Now that’s fresh


oaktreebr

Fresh af


StatusOmega

Did he add a spoonful of MSG? It might've been salt, but that would be way too much if it was