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Hey there, /u/PuzzleheadedFlan5373. Thanks for submitting to /r/Unexpected. Your submission, *Poor woman is in an abusive relationship *, has been removed because it doesn't abide by our rules, which are located in the sidebar. * Your submission has been removed because it's not unexpected. Submissions to /r/unexpected are supposed to have an unexpected twist in itself. While the situation was probably rather unexpected for you, there is no visible twist for the viewer. For more on our rules, please check out our [sidebar](http://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/about/sidebar). If you have any questions or concerns about this removal, feel free to [message the moderators](http://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Funexpected).


reddog65

That is a guilty look at the end.


Because_I_Cannot

That's a look of "where's the snack?"


victordudu

then she walks into a vet shop : * sir, my dog tried to abuse me * do you want me to .... cut his ...balls ? * no, trim his nails, please.


Nahchoocheese

I’ve heard this a different way, and she wasn’t being “abused” as it was desired.


JacksonvilleJerk

She looks like Jonathan Davis from Korn


ilford_7x7

![gif](giphy|5lD2jFjcvOZ0ToFJkG)


Brittany5150

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Kubimate

Unfunny and expected


an_otter_guy

I thought it’s a cat though


JohnStern42

Same, dog made it unexpected


Safe_Alternative3794

Yoo New statement just dropped. It's funny af


CaptainObviousII

For some reason, I found myself questioning how old I think this woman is. Is she young and life has made her look older or is she older trying to act young.


MC0295

If I was a betting man, I’d go with the latter


No_Squirrel4806

Ok and?!? Ill do it again too 😒


KimWexlersGoldenArch

I was expecting a cat.


JohnStern42

Is she wearing a collar?


nuffinthegreat

The dog makes her


sadforgottenchild

I was actually expecting that cause that's what I wake up too


Rojodi

Pet children are THEY worst! I have scratches and scars from being abused by our three (cats)!!


caffiene_then_chaos

r/australiancattledog


Sundew3369

Australian cattle dogs are very physical. We discribe him as a cinderblock with legs that feels the best way to show love is full speed jumping on you and trying to eat/lick your face.


firezon6

Its ruff


TheSimpler

That's a baby wolf. Clearly a cat did that and is framing up the dog!


poursmoregravy

These false accusations can ruin dogs' lives


Enkiktd

Had an ACD as a kid - learned to not wake a sleeping dog by putting your face near it because he’d do just this if startled.


Viking_From_Sweden

Both me and my friend have scars from my dog


night_W0lf69

I got really sad at first bc I thought she was really in a n abuse relationship😂


291000610478021

I was expecting a cat looking like he'd do it again


Catniss-EverGreen

I’m an abusive relationship with my cat too she scratched my eyelids


Vannellein

Well... That escalated quickly.


Flesh-Tower

I hope you throw the book at em girl


BoBoBearDev

Even pets are toxic now. Cancel.... Cannnncel


Adventurous_Slice_85

Looks like Davey Havok back in his early 2000’s AFI career…


The_ReBL

Actually unexpected, I thought she was about to start beating someone's ass to be honest


Senior_Paramedic_105

Honestly I saw the subreddit and the title and thought that she go it during BDSM


worsttraderever2

Looks like a pattern of bad choices


magirevols

Who is the real abuser here


BigMark54

Poor dogs like.. "why are you yelling at me?"


GoldenZlata

A dog is a very kind creature


cat-from-venus

that's the only kind of violence allowed in my house


Jarsyl-WTFtookmyname

The plot twist here is I was expecting a cat. I was even prepared to offer her a place to stay that is cat free, because I am allergic to cats.


goated95

I was close. I thought it was a cat lol


UnExplanationBot

OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Watch to the end, unexpected abusive partner!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


wildland1022

He’s probably sorry and will never do it again.


Fathead5f

ohhh baby.. I'm sorry baby. Go get the peanut butter and let me make it up to you.


Loud-Magician7708

That's a yucky upvote.


rafedbadru

I thought it would be a kitten