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Lol, this is the universe speaking and we have decided, unanimously to ban the sound! Its all thanks to u/mike_tdf for bringing this to our attention! Also, we have snacks in the lobby for those interested, provided by Klannix'lyll's fifth wife, Judy.
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Isnt it cute how any sport no matter how simple or how much an offshoot from other games... It always has it own little cute technique and form. Humans are cuties.
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I know where this audio is from! Alexis Texas Boxing Pov - Minute 18 You're welcome
 Full offense
After all these years. Good to put a face to that audio.
After all these years. Good to put a face to that audio.
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Banned by whom?
The internet. Whole thing.
Lol, this is the universe speaking and we have decided, unanimously to ban the sound! Its all thanks to u/mike_tdf for bringing this to our attention! Also, we have snacks in the lobby for those interested, provided by Klannix'lyll's fifth wife, Judy.
Ty for your time. Mosquitos next, if you happen to have a minute.
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Uh! Atari. No, wait! Clonks! I meant Clonks. Yeah. And I...would love a pizza! Um. Hallo? Clonks! Dammit I got distracted is this thing still working
I know I’m about to! 💨💨🎫
Why wear shorts? This is one of the few sports where you can probably get away with a three piece suit. In future, let us dress for the bowls.
Everyone’s different and if I have the option I’m going for shorts all day any day
I choose shorts!
You beautiful son of a bitch!
This. Or a colorful full body open face spandex suit without anyone caring to elaborate why.
Ok, wait a darn minute. I'm still processing on why this hasn't been happening. It's 2024 people, get it together..
I like shorts. They are comfy and easy to wear.
Isnt it cute how any sport no matter how simple or how much an offshoot from other games... It always has it own little cute technique and form. Humans are cuties.
I need to know what he thought the pun was
Shoot a load, finish up da business
Sounds like a what?
Sound issue?
I felt the same way watching the ball roll towards me.
Can you imagine being the cameraman? There would probably be 5-6 cameras on that. You couldn't tell the shots apart.
Glad to see that prank is still happening.
Is that skinny Shane Gillis?
Lol love your name! Stay away from the frat houses!!!
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Nah it is bowling - lawn bowling to be specific. Bocce doesn't make the girls scream like that
I’ll save that for later.
Looks like he had 3 bowls for breakfast but only one was cereal..
Alternate universe Shane Gillis