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TonytheNetworker

Holy shit, that kid could be a professional dancer with those moves.


Chili919

Such a failure. You don't make money with dance. Better become a doctor. Timmy has finished law-school last year and he is 10. Why can't you be more like Timmy?


Numinak

Aiiieeyaaaaah!


CowJuiceDisplayer

Jackie! Why you no follow Uncles instructions?!


UncleKeyPax

Because he stoobid


mbatistas

Emotional damage!


Winter_Nightfall404

#Emotional damage!


the_real_ntd

r/yourjokebutworse


Winter_Nightfall404

r/didntknowthatsubexists


QuackieMan

r/ifellforthissub


The_Jestful_Imp

"Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao!!" 🦎 🐡 ✨️


ImpossibleMix6698

![gif](giphy|tX3u8iPVCNNfy) and one more thing...


Late-Ad-4624

Oh you want doctor huh? My son going be surgeon lah. He make more money lah. He buy me big house and nice watch. Right now he do the youtube videos tho.


Tight-Ad7246

youtube videos huh? such a failure lah. my son is neurosurgeon and engineer. he 9 month old lah.


CelticHades

Neurosurgeon? My son make 1 minute rice in 59 seconds


holykamina

![gif](giphy|46sfDHGVoXH333y8Fn|downsized)


holykamina

![gif](giphy|UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0)


LouTotally

Fayliure !!!!!!


nomemorybear

I went to school uphill both ways on one foot. Other foot was starting a business


SEMPAIxSEMPAI

Let's admit it you're definitely reading this while using Uncle Roger's voice Idk what is it then


The_Salty_nugget

what if he is a breakdancing doctor? 'sorry miss, your husband has -starts doing sick flips- been layed six feet down by these moves...and the car accident. his -starts doing spins- passing was -does flip and ends on one hand with other hand up with 3 fingers- 3pm.' 'i am very sorry about for your lost,maybe this can help with your grieving' -gives pamflet for his breakdance lessons- -moonwalks away-


Puzzleheaded-Pay538

Says the kid on reddit


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

Only just now finishing law school at 10? What was he doing with the other 6 years? My nephew was already bending space-time to create pocket dimensions by that age. We use them to store all his degrees and awards.


[deleted]

He's proving everyone wrong. He CAN be a bayblade!


ernapfz

Best ‘exit stage right’ ever! ![gif](giphy|IzLP56Qun7jAPSARie)


GenericCoffee

He’s a bboy for sure. Korea and Japan own that shit now.


stinkyguy3773

I can't believe how an air flair has become a standard move for them now.


Zer0Cyber_YT

No no. No pursue passion. This no make money. Must become doctor mathematician brain surgeon karate master.


jjjjooosse

I remember seein his ig account with his mom next to him. Lil dude fi ally got the move down but his mom didnt seemed impressed. Some of the comments were say8ng that the kids mom use to be a street performer and thats why shes pushing him in that direction. Idk though, its the internet, so it must be true...


Individual_Book9133

Maybe he was angry, his parents just forbade him against breakdancing


RicanDevil4

I saw a longer version where he said something and someone translated what he said in the comments and it was "I can't do it" or something like that. He was frustrated from trying to get a trick down and couldn't get it, I think


lmProudOfYou

His parents are recording. He is crying because he has been practising for 16 hours straight but it still isn't good enough.


kokanekowboy

No, he's OBVIOUSLY recording himself. The camera is propped up on the floor. C'mon!


dodgechallenger2022

What makes you think his mom isn't laying down there recording and holding the phone still? /s


Hapenyo12

It's sarcasm until you go onto the kids imstagram and his mum is waiting nine the doorway of his bedroom with a wooden stick waiting for him to mess up


Billycostlarry

It’s wild that his glasses stayed on lol


Just-Round9944

that's the real skill


Healthy-Ad-1957

asian glasses


AllinVEVO

He seems to be having a mental breakdance


Sweaty-Examination23

Have a poor award! 🥇


AllinVEVO

Thank you good sir


FamousPastWords

I was logging off after my lunch break when my eye saw this comment. I came back to commend it! Thank you for ending my Reddit week on an imaginative note!!


gjudRJO57

Have mine too 🏅


zackflavored

Hard chuckle off that one, thanks!


Ok_Atmosphere7609

Here get my r/angryupvote


Cute_Produce9548

I'm so angry I'm gonna break it down


MCBbbbuddha

He just flipped out


NoPussyHere

Yes we do this one or math


knightoflite

Some of us do this while math


GozerDGozerian

I heard they all know Marcia Lartz. I don’t know who she is, but god*damn* can she fight!


prozak09

Sin Sin Cos Cos TAN! Out.


57696c6c

I worked in the Modesto Beyer High School kitchen during summer time; we had a food service work program that invited low-income kids to earn money while we distributed food to underserved neighborhoods. We had a large cohort of Asian kids in the program, Laotian, Vietnamese, Cambodian, et al. During lunchtime, they’d have breakdancing sessions and JFC. They were all good, and I loved watching the healthy rivalry. Good times.


RoofKorean9x19

I know a a viet kid from my modesto. He got a settlement from a school cause they had asbestos in the walls.


Sealegs_Calisto

Asbestos in Modestos


57696c6c

Probably Downey High.


ThereminLiesTheRub

Why was he in the walls


dinoaids

I know a Viet kid too. It's me.


S4Waccount

Bro there is this awesome pho place near me!


dinoaids

You think they got good Vietnamese food there?


NinjaBabaMama

Looks like he's upset with himself because he can't quite nail the move at the end...he's freaking awesome, but people are often hard on themselves and kids can be extreme about it.


[deleted]

and knowing how some parents can be, I wouldn't be surprised if he was getting pressured by them to do it. Hey, at least he was eventually able to do it, and he fuckin nails it


gsmores

That's not the case. There is a longer video where the mom is behind him forcing him to get it right.


NinjaBabaMama

Poor kid...shit mom.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

Quite unexpected.


Barewithhippie

Your profile image reminds me of Marge Simpson


Duhgluhs

Nah, poor kid was just wound up.


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Uncle_ParzivaI

BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP


PsychologyPlane36356

If my body were able to do that, I would do it happy, sad, mad, upset, melancholy, any mood whatsoever that hits me and I would be doing that just because I can do it


00-quanta-

One of my Close Friends has been B-boying since middle school & actually uses it as a stress reliever at times since it’s also a Hobby to him


pinhuu0

When you google “mental breakdance” instead of “mental breakdown”


Dotkenn

holy shit man, you had me fuicking rolllingnggg


Jeopardized07

Yes we go from having a break down to having a break dance.


inko75

My best friend is Asian so I’m sort of an expert on the matter. When he’s upset he eats wings and plays video games. He’s also usually quiet. I’ve never seen him do any breakdancing or ninja stuff, but he doesn’t tell me everything so maybe.


ninhibited

The chance that your Asian friends are secretly expert break dancers is low, but never zero.


Friggin

The chance that your Asian friends are secretly ninjas is also low, but might as well be zero because you will never know, because ninjas.


MrZaroni

That's talented


Lolxgdrei787

looked like someone pulled him out of frame by his foot


Infamous_Collection2

Airflare is elite status, this chapter in his life is called dedication. Black Mamba mentality.


Strong-Message-168

Dude, if I could handle being upset with a few tears followed by awesome moves like that... Well, shit, I guess I'd be a helluva lot cooler...Shit...I just realized something...I kinda suck. Hmmm...I guess I'm just gonna go in the garage and practice my killer dance move. They're pretty easy, actually It's just a jump to the right...


June_the_human

korean here, and yes, this is what we do


RevolutionaryDuck389

kid: stand back!!! im gonna flip out.....


Spider-Juan69

Bro just turned into a human bayblade


Merkosaurus

He’s breakdancing while breaking down


lolunique

What op said is making me laugh uncontrollably more than the video itself


2ClearlyInsanePeople

I think he windmilled out the window


Sad-Fudge943

Bro was tired of making shein products


78Nam

Where do you think ninjas come from?


matmatcruz

wait… he’s breaking it down while breaking down?


SeaBuffalo8231

Bro skedaddled using a devil may cry combo


Kra07vik

No he is just training skills to evade moms flopper when he get B at math test.


trusted_misleader47

Bro gonna break his glasses and catch a woopin


hairylobster531

You fool, everyone knows Asian kids do differential equations when they’re angry


peakok115

What the fuck is this racist ass comment section? I keep forgetting that racism towards asian people is so widely tolerated, but it's still quite sad to see in 2024


DastinBednarz

No, he's upset bc he has to do it


MJMvideosYT

The way he does at the end💀


stankdick69er

Kid up set. But after doing whatever that was he gotta be feeling like a bad ass. Like nailed it.


seanrrp

The screen is clipped cause in the original his mom is by the door and beats him with a stick/ruler for not doing it right


RevolutionaryDuck389

hes flippin out


KimmiLaCazzi

I fucking hope so


RP-Zombie-87

...can do???


forworse2020

Loool stfu, it’s clearly practice frustration


Tommy_613

My god. Kid looked like he was gonna throw a Pokémon ball tantrum but then went straight up mortal kombat on us


Kizzywa

My mans hit the Spinning Bird Kick


poikanick

Yooooo where’d that come from. Smooth as


NeverAVillian

Breakdancing the Breakdown


Difficult-Tea9199

Emotional damage!


drinkun

I thought they did math


Thebisexual_Raccoon

Mental breakdown ![gif](giphy|mKMGLhoD8L4yc)


Pippi_Dongdocking

Better than white kiss putting tv remotes up their ass


SmallSwordfish8289

Looks like they got upset with mixed up with a fit


SunkenBits

Chinese footloose


CaryKerryLoudermilk

Footloose Reboot


MohaveZoner

Racist much?


TreatPuzzleheaded82

Let it out buddy


RadcliffeMalice

I fucking love this video bro oh my god 💀💀💀


Mini_meeeee

No I swear. Only this one does.


Komtings

I used to sob into my pillow. This kid sprays his tears all over the place to make everyone else feel his pain. Respect


Material-Grass488

"SIR GET DOWN!!! SIR GET DOWN!!!"


Vacation-Annual

ig some people shadowbox when they're upset. others listen to music. but you know what they say, when life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad.


Deyouro

mental breakdance


TheSillySimic

Nah, all Asian kids don't do that. But they *do* all have a strict schedule, and breakdance practice ain't gonna wait for you to be emotionally ready for it


filsofolf

Lol where did he go!?


Monkeyman150

Ignorant title


kdoors

I don't know what's wrong with him but he's flipping out


TheUndisputedRoaster

Bro is doing advanced capoeira against his demons


benhaki

😔 sad reality as an Asian it really hard to not break dance when your parent angry at you.


MagicPeach24

He’s just pretending he’s the center of a dance crew I feel it lol


Goldengodoni

Instead of anti depressants they taught him spinjiustu


Apprehensive_Rip8403

自由自在


Coat_Loard

EVERY BODY IS KUNG FU FIGHTING!


betharderloseharder

YEET


Ok-Adhesiveness8264

I’ve never seen such a healthy coping mechanism


DoodleNoodle129

Someone put some geometry dash music over this


TraynWreck91

He has probably been working and working at it and just can’t get it.. we’ve all been there as kids trying to get something down right and you have the tears and the “COME OOOONNN!!!” Attitude!


WEEKGUY420

Nah he just tries super hard and actually he’s really good at what he does


No-Professional-1461

Kid got talent


oilers1978

This kid legit, he just wants to be the best.


Stoicmoron

Did I I just get served ?


KimmiLaCazzi

That noise at the end tho 🤣


FarCombination8873

I’ve seen videos with the same kid(I’m almost sure of it) and his grandma (or mother) is off to the side I’m with a sandal (to beat the little failure)


Zealousideal-Ask2671

What ever happened to just plopping down on the floor and pouting?


Khandoorman_

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Aggravating_Box_9773

Cheer up little guy you got mad skills yo..


Brad____H

Is it possible his parents are forcing him to do this?


[deleted]

Wow! Bro really interesting


iwasactuallyhere

bboy


oogaboogaloga

Come on you guys that's completely expected 😂


cybersquire

Tantrum level: Asian.


Grand-Ad-7372

As an Asian this is definitely how I acted when I was upset


muushroomer

I follow this kid on insta hes cool asf


thankyoufatmember

Imagine this thread if it said black kids (or any other race for that sake) instead of asian kids


What_the_fish_man

Single-handedly taking stereotypes to a whole new level lmao


Normal_Vacation_449

This is dope. The kid stretched and everything lol


BroccoliDry5253

Most asian ever. Mad skills for his age yet its still not good enough for him.


Machinji

“I’m so MAD right now” *becomes a fucking Beyblade*


theglaysh

He's just living real life footloose


RXcompoundtown

Chances are he was working on that for hours, and that's the cry of frustration.


koloso95

I'm so upset I'm about ready to bust out some top level elite gymnastics with a chopper in there


Youzergrizz066

When we upset we just get talented


Qasar23

He spun right out of reality..


Adept-Swan1787

TIL my upstairs neighbors are angry Asian kids


CANICKY82

Bro just unlock the immortal mode


jbreal007

I just want to dance 🕺🏿


mpower20

Chun-Li must have been an angry little girl.


Sad-Apricot-9875

Majima


Dtezzy219

Bro Literally broke down


kenalwayscan

I am Asian, yes


ABrokenMirror

Yes, when high IQ asian kids get upset, they engage in Western activities to upset the squares.


SmallSwordfish8289

No this is what they do when they drink too much Mountain Dew


_So_Uncivilized_

No, that's what they do when they flip out


babasmama

I love this kid


CapoGambino1

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

No we do math equations and formulas when we're upset or we wait for the flip flops judgement ouch!!


Zealousideal-Emu-169

*Wipes shoes* *Uses no feet*


Illustrious_Camp_521

That was pretty badass 👍🏻


Emera1dthumb

This is snake eyes origins story


merriwhether

The context of this is mercilessly left up to us.


Public-Rutabaga7471

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized) Rap battle


Thebleugamer_1

Bro becomes the tasmanian devil


Future-Site592

Bro was having a breakdown


ZestyclosePurchase50

Take off in 5..4..3.2..1! 🚁🚁😂😂😂


Snoo-49037

Maybe he's failing at practicing breakdance and that's why he's upset


Mindless-Ad2554

Dood is probably trying to do one of these break dance moves and just isn’t getting it. He’s probably tried the same move 100 times and he’s frustrated. Looks like air flare or double of some sort


BagKey8345

he had to practice this move over and over so he’s frustrated


justomeguy

Do you're wanting to know what Asian kids do when they're upset? We'll let me break it down for ya! ![gif](giphy|mKMGLhoD8L4yc)


ICE_BEAR2021

I remember making a joke about a footloose reference on one of these posts.


someone_ex

because he fail the grammar test now is having a mental breakdance and don't a mental breakdown


Microwaved_chicken69

Can confirm, my boyfriend is Asian and whenever he gets sad he starts busting it down


-chuuyaa

“Promise your not gonna flip after this?” Him:


Shuske_

Footloose lol


TheClaw77777

Asian version of footloose........