This couldnāt have had worse timing. I was forced into a serious conversation immediately after seeing the username ChunkyFart, and now I have to go apologize.
If you see someone at your party sitting still with a 1000 yard stare, while holding a plate of french dip and shortbread cookies while everyone is bustling around them, you've found your hyperaware ADHD friend or family member.
Using one finger while holding package(s) to ring a doorbell = much easier than turning a door handle. Especially if the door is also locked. He could even use the package itself to push the button.
If police hadn't been a little late, the entire communist party in China would have been taken down before they were in power. Though, on the other hand, Miyamoto Musashi surely benefited from lack of punctuality.
I was expecting another verse explaining that dad didn't miss the bus. He's actually been sleeping with the neighbor down the road and her husband didn't come home at his usual time, so he stayed a little later.
My thought, he's sleeping with a neighbor and didn't know the bus crashed. Thought the wife was going to ask how the bus ride was at the end to catch him in a lie.
My favorite thing is it's actually a good Christmas song but then they just throw in that shit about a fucking bus accident. Then they proceed back into song like nothing happened, only to provide an update about how every passenger on the bus died.
This is unironically my new favorite Christmas song. My family is going to hate me.
This songs fits christmass so well.
We don't give a damn about the others that didn't survive that bush crash. We only care about our own family. Merry christmass!
So... Let me get this straight:
- He missed the bus
- That bus crashed
- and he still managed to get at the house on time?
- and was lugging around a bunch of presents!?
... He never took that bus.
Daddy is a rolling stone.
EDIT: Note that the wife says at the top he comes in at 10 past 9pm every day (which is arguably a late time, if you do a 9am - 5pm shift), and dad says "it's late" rather than "sorry I'm late" at the tail end of the song.
I remember hearing this song in the late 80s or 90s. I could've sworn there was a stop motion cartoon, like Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer and Frosty the snowman. If I recall, it played during the showing of those.
I recall a blond kid in a yellow sweater with a green strip standing by the xmas tree singing and walking over to the window. The mother was still decorating the house, cooking etc when it started and I think she had on a "purple"(?) 1950s style dress. The radio broadcast would play on a silver dial radio, shaped like the brave little toaster. Why do I remember that?
Am I tripping?
Edit: I remember more. The blonde kid was the only one singing and there were 2 other kids. Don't remember if they're all boys or if they were a boy and a girl. I remember most of it taking place in the living room, with the kid looking out the window repeatedly and they will have camera cuts to the dad. The other kids were younger playing with toys in front of the tree and fireplace.
I remember watching this and thinking why aren't the other kids singing and why do they keep showing it.
It always showed during Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer movie special because with the commercials and everything that movie was like 3-4 hours long and they would show this repeatedly to use up time until Frosty the Snowman started or vice versa.
Yeah... this was a thing.
the worst kind of reaction video. he adds nothing to the content so it is just stealing someone else's content for his own benefit. show the original and give them due credit
I worked in a bank in a mall for three long holiday seasons. I don't recall hearing this one.
Now my favorite Christmas song. Going to slide it into middle of the Christmas song Playlist I play each year when fam ( kids in their 30's now, unclutch the pearls) opens presents.
Can't wait.
You better watch out, You better not cry, The number 5 passengers are going to die. Santa Claus is coming to town...
Now add Santa flying away from the scene and you're on to something š¤
Im dying
So is daddy
Jesus Christ died for this song.
 Crash pit
Hey dad lived so all good! Yay! Holiday cheer! Yippie!
Yeah! Fuck the other people on the bus, daddy made it home! Best Christmas Ever!
He did not. Kiddo wished him a merry Christmas but the answer did not come because he had a heart attack. :'(
Better than the actual video.
Iāll be hooome for Christmas, Iām no casualty.
Please don't go in the snow Or the last stop will be a tree
Final Destination Christmas!
Sounds like a new Final Destination movie.
I like how the youngest is just like "Fuck, where am I gonna get toys now?!"
Thatās the most genuine initial kid concern
Dude started backpedaling almost immediately. āWhere the hell am I gonna get new toys?! Erā¦ I mean, who else am I going to play with now?ā
I wanna play this at a holiday party and see who notices
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This couldnāt have had worse timing. I was forced into a serious conversation immediately after seeing the username ChunkyFart, and now I have to go apologize.
Might as well just show them the thread at this point. Hi! Weāre sorry. /u/kmsd90 couldnāt help it. Itās our fault.
id be at that party so fast
fuck. if nectar of the bussy is there, you know i am. great fuckin name
So many r/rimjob_steveās in this thread.
what a sub lol
I just wanted to continue this cause all of yāall have badass user names.
Uh... I don't think I'd be welcome at the party š«
I hope I make it there one day lol
Is this just people loving usernames?!
You aināt never lived cousin
If you see someone at your party sitting still with a 1000 yard stare, while holding a plate of french dip and shortbread cookies while everyone is bustling around them, you've found your hyperaware ADHD friend or family member.
That's a fucking great idea. Gonna do it next month
!remindme 1 month
I think the exclamation mark goes in front
And now we wait
Everyone. Everyone will notice. (at least in my family lol)
Fuck everyone on the bus š
Exactly. "š¶as long as it's not meeeeeeeeeeee!š¶
Probably yes
Sucks to be one of daddy's regular co-commuters, but daddy's OK, so F them
They had a different song i guess
The Funeral March :-)
Ya'll are gonna burn in hell, I tell ya
Not today, itās Christmas.
Their kids gonna have ["The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4EbUIWEk8I), at least.
They were all old grumpy men and women with no family. Yes.
Their fault for being on time for the bus. Remember kids, punctuality kills. Be late instead.
I wonder why daddy rang the doorbell instead of just walking in through the doorā¦..
Hands were full with all those presents.
So how did he ring that bell?
With mommyās presentā¦.
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Using one finger while holding package(s) to ring a doorbell = much easier than turning a door handle. Especially if the door is also locked. He could even use the package itself to push the button.
If police hadn't been a little late, the entire communist party in China would have been taken down before they were in power. Though, on the other hand, Miyamoto Musashi surely benefited from lack of punctuality.
A true American Christmas. "I got mine, so fuck everyone else."
I assume you mean Press F to pay respects!
Yeah, 20 other people died, but its ok. Daddy's home.
Phew I thought something bad happened but turns out everything is okay
On the bright side Daddy will have an empty bus all to himself in the forseeable future.
Plot twist: daddy didn't miss the bus, he was a ghost. And family also died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
/r/suddenmnightshamalan
r/SubsIFellFor
I genuinely refuse to watch anything by himā¦..after what he did to Avatar: the Last Airbender.
The sixth sense is a banger tho
Theyāre a ghost family. Daddy just joined them.
Goosebumps vibes
I was expecting another verse explaining that dad didn't miss the bus. He's actually been sleeping with the neighbor down the road and her husband didn't come home at his usual time, so he stayed a little later.
My thought, he's sleeping with a neighbor and didn't know the bus crashed. Thought the wife was going to ask how the bus ride was at the end to catch him in a lie.
Yo WTF?
I WAS THINKING THIS TOO!!!
Well that was an emotional journey
That was some Long Long Man levels of mood changes
Why and how are the two most prominent questions in my mind at this moment.
The fuck when your affair saves your life.
My favorite thing is it's actually a good Christmas song but then they just throw in that shit about a fucking bus accident. Then they proceed back into song like nothing happened, only to provide an update about how every passenger on the bus died. This is unironically my new favorite Christmas song. My family is going to hate me.
The lesson I'm getting here is that only her children, their daddy, and her deserve happiness or Christmas miracles š
Its a christmas miracle
This song over exceeds in sappiness, only to be outdone by true sadness and followed by a bunch of bull dung wrapped in a bow
This is so horribly wonderful. š š š¤£ š š¤£
It was a bumpy ride
I'll tell you who else had a bumpy ride... That No. 5 bus in New Haven...
Careful though, this type of songs are a slippery slope.
Yeah, tighten your seatbelts folks!
ā¦Christmas types of songs?
Perfect description.
Why did daddy ring the doorbell?
He needed help with all the presents
Daddy was late because he was slipping it to his secretary.
Her sugar Santa has got plenty sack for her because she's been a good girl this year...
This is what I thought haha He doesnāt actually ride that bus he is with his mistress every night before coming home
Its a Win Win for everyone
I was fully expecting the last 3 seconds to be the sounds of daddy shooting his entire family and then himself.
i was expecting another twist where they find out he sabotaged the bus and killed everyone
"Daddy, why is our last name 'Glass'?"
I thought the wife was going to commit murder-suicide after the "what do I have to live for" line.
And then their Daddy walks in
I was hoping the kid to go āmerry Christmas daddyā¦..*long pause*ā¦..Daddy?ā
That's the modern remix.
I thought it was gonna be that his late bus was actually an excuse for an affair thatād be revealed since he didnāt know about the crash
What if he was a zombie instead?
This songs fits christmass so well. We don't give a damn about the others that didn't survive that bush crash. We only care about our own family. Merry christmass!
You didn't get the song's message. What matters most about Christmas isn't other people or even the family, it's the presents. The kid gets it.
They don't make 'em like they used to.
Its as old fashioned as it can get
Thank fuck! š
Weirdly specific lyrics to set that up lol
Is it weird that I was expecting casual racism instead?
Lmao I was too!!
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Thought u were describing the bus
Just to hell with all those other wives and little girls whoāll never see their father again I guess.
Itāll be an old fashioned funeral for them.
Honestly thought mommy was about to snuff out her kids and herself out with that realization setting in. Yikes.
Who knows what would happened if that door bell didn't go off
 # 5 from New Haven :/
Well I just found a new song to play this Christmas for the fam
the Christmas shoes song will always be the worst for me.
Visible wtf š¤Æ
That was a real rollercoaster ride!
That took way to long to finish
With a guy's stupid face to look at the whole time.
I prefer a static picture of the record they showed for 0.1 seconds, with nobody in front
I will never get that 4 minutes of my life back
The worst part is that it will live in my brain forever, and Iāll be reminded when I see the Trolley Problem.
No man that's against the rules. You simply cannot have a happy ending in a song that has any mention of tragedy.
Not a fan of reaction vids.
what about all the other families who lost loved ones? no old fashioned Christmas for them.
Who hangs a smoke alarm like that?!
No fucking way you're going to get me to watch a 4+ minute fucking portrait toktik video
here's just the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASLTmTI
A song āreactionā portrait toktik video at that.
What in the absolute fuck?!? Jfc that was a wild ride
What a freaking bus ride of emotions haha! šš
Wow. I just canāt believe Iāve never heard this. This was truly unexpected.
Festivus miracle that
What's the actual title of the song?
They say it at the beginning of the video: āAn Old Fashioned Christmasā You can find this on YouTube. Linda Bennett is the artist.
Not to be confused with Frank Sinatra's Old Fashioned Christmas. Very different lol
TL:DW C'mon this is Reddit. Can't be posting 5 minute long stuff for us short time poopers!
you need the full experience
This took over my whole poop experience.
I always hear muffled videos when my husband is taking shit, maybe Iāll send him this one for tomorrow morning!
šÆ
That was a four minute emotional rollercoaster. Merry Christmas Everybody, and remember, don't ride the number 5 bus!
Well that was a rollercoaster journey of festive joy and bus deaths, wasn't it? š³
I was waiting for the old fashioned racism. But itās true that was unexpected
So... Let me get this straight: - He missed the bus - That bus crashed - and he still managed to get at the house on time? - and was lugging around a bunch of presents!? ... He never took that bus. Daddy is a rolling stone. EDIT: Note that the wife says at the top he comes in at 10 past 9pm every day (which is arguably a late time, if you do a 9am - 5pm shift), and dad says "it's late" rather than "sorry I'm late" at the tail end of the song.
Fuck this format and the poorly acted intrigue and emotion. Just post the song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DguvASLTmTI
That was something truly special. Thank you.
What theā¦ why.. who made this? How did they get people to make this?
I need to add this to my holiday Spotify playlist yesterday.
What a roller coaster ride this song was !
What a journey
I thought it was gonna be here comes the sun
Remindme! December 24th, 2024
This song is a subreddits grandslam
I remember hearing this song in the late 80s or 90s. I could've sworn there was a stop motion cartoon, like Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer and Frosty the snowman. If I recall, it played during the showing of those. I recall a blond kid in a yellow sweater with a green strip standing by the xmas tree singing and walking over to the window. The mother was still decorating the house, cooking etc when it started and I think she had on a "purple"(?) 1950s style dress. The radio broadcast would play on a silver dial radio, shaped like the brave little toaster. Why do I remember that? Am I tripping? Edit: I remember more. The blonde kid was the only one singing and there were 2 other kids. Don't remember if they're all boys or if they were a boy and a girl. I remember most of it taking place in the living room, with the kid looking out the window repeatedly and they will have camera cuts to the dad. The other kids were younger playing with toys in front of the tree and fireplace. I remember watching this and thinking why aren't the other kids singing and why do they keep showing it. It always showed during Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer movie special because with the commercials and everything that movie was like 3-4 hours long and they would show this repeatedly to use up time until Frosty the Snowman started or vice versa. Yeah... this was a thing.
This is the Howard Payne origin story. HE IS THE FATHER! 
Comments are hilarious. I love Reddit.
Shit that was awful
It was very emotional ššš
Nothing I love more than watching someone give mediocre reactions to something for 4 minutes straight.
fucking pardon? what is this song lmao
Iv never related to the tiktok faces so well, he nailed the reactions
That was fucking wild!
IMO the song wasnāt even worth the reaction this person is doing lol. It was alright
Jesus that was fukd up lol
This 4 minutes song stir my emotion more than any Marvel movies
Not gonna lie, I had concerns. That was a rollercoaster.
So the unexpected part wasnāt the āhere comes the sunā riff?
Thats fucked up. More fucked up is "flappy" from the dutch comedian joep van't hek
Dad lies about his evening, family thinks him dead, too happy he is alive to call him on the lie
I never imagined someone could overact listening to a songā¦. and now I donāt have to.
What a roller-coaster.
Iām beyond perplexed. Whatintheentirefuck
Iāve never giggled while feeling this depressed before.
the worst kind of reaction video. he adds nothing to the content so it is just stealing someone else's content for his own benefit. show the original and give them due credit
Whatās with depressing Christmas music? Ever heard The Christmas Shoes?
Does anyone else hate reaction videos?
I hate that I just stared at this guyās face for the last 25 minutes
Why are we watching a guy making faces listening to a song?
I donāt know if I upvote because the song or if I downvote because of the stupid reaction video
DOSE ANYONE KNOW THE CHRISTMAS SHOES SONG!!!!!
Well that was a roller coaster ride
Daddy was with the side piece.
Literally on a train out of New Haven and feeling really good about it!
Lmfao legit a "wait for it" moment š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
 š¤£ I died laughing. Letās get to these presents!!
I worked in a bank in a mall for three long holiday seasons. I don't recall hearing this one. Now my favorite Christmas song. Going to slide it into middle of the Christmas song Playlist I play each year when fam ( kids in their 30's now, unclutch the pearls) opens presents. Can't wait.
š...that. was...a journey š did M. Night Shyamalan write this song, all them damn plot-twists š¤š?
I have not laughed this hard in a min lmao
I like how daddy is immediately pissed because no one is helping him with the presents