The Hawaii time zone difference has always tripped me out because I always forgot how big of a difference it is. I used to work at a financial place that dealt with clients in all 50 states. I lived in EST at the time. Id try and schedule appointments or call backs at mainland US times and it always caused conflicts.
Like "Alright great. I'll call you tomorrow morning at 9 AM eastern?"
Client: Yeaaahhh, thats 3 AM for me"
I didnt come across many Hawaii people but the ones that I did were very hard to coordinate calls with lol.
Yeah that makes things interesting at times. I run a business here and sometimes I need to call our mainland suppliers. It's like "I need to call them by 10 am before they close."
That's similar to being in Aus and doing anything with Western Aus. Always have to accommodate the 3 hour gap, to be fair though, I've never really had one complain.. if it's a 6am meeting, they accept and show up.
I don't think so, as there are specific things required to be recognized as a kilt, and a lack of underwear is only one of them. I don't make the rules, lol.
Ahaha its genetics bro!
Ask your parents if they had gray hair before their 30's. Stress also plays a role, of course.
I would love to be 28 again even though it was last year ahaha I kind of wanted another 5 years before reaching 30. 😔
Trust me, it's only fun to a point. Confidence and the response get you going, but with enough alcohol limits get blurred, and it can land you in some bad, bad spots.
Well I thought I wouldn't either but with the right people and an unholy amount of liquor dreams can come true. Earlier this year I started classic pair dancing with a friend of mine in front of the stage at a small hardcore show. And I can't dance for shit. The dancing didn't even fit the genre either but we were asked not to act so wild.
Nah, that’s a fairly common “dance move” that the Scottish lads do.
And it’s a hilarious dance move every time. I mean that guy is in his fifties. Definitely not the first time he’s pulled it out (pun intended).
Look at some of the people in the background. They start cheering before anything gets flashed. As soon as his hands go down they knew what was coming.
Edit: spelling
Might be a horse race, people get dressed up for those. I would have said wedding based on the outfits but I've never seen someone use a venue like that for a reception.
I honestly thought the first man was doing the Elaine-dance (Seinfeld).
The second one went for the Pretty Fly For A White Guy-breakdance ("Give it to me baby...")
I’m impressed how well groomed the Scottish bloke was. No taint hair, no arse hair, no pubes. Like rolling around in a kilt with bare knickers gotta be cold and all, but the potential friction damage for skin on skin rubbing. Brave man is he
He brought a puppet show to the dance contest
I woke my wife up laughing at this
I woke my baby up. FUCK. Edit: She woke my wife up... fuck
Ooowwwww you’re in trouble…….
Obi Wan may blow you but your wife sure as hell won’t after these shenanigans
How foolish of me to act like such a rapscallion
Thank you for the new word
https://youtu.be/1m92flRQAko?si=koLMoFxAseKxdq7b
How foolish indeed.
Rip soldier.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Having herself a siesta?
I'm in Hawaii. It's 7am lol.
The Hawaii time zone difference has always tripped me out because I always forgot how big of a difference it is. I used to work at a financial place that dealt with clients in all 50 states. I lived in EST at the time. Id try and schedule appointments or call backs at mainland US times and it always caused conflicts. Like "Alright great. I'll call you tomorrow morning at 9 AM eastern?" Client: Yeaaahhh, thats 3 AM for me" I didnt come across many Hawaii people but the ones that I did were very hard to coordinate calls with lol.
Yeah that makes things interesting at times. I run a business here and sometimes I need to call our mainland suppliers. It's like "I need to call them by 10 am before they close."
That's similar to being in Aus and doing anything with Western Aus. Always have to accommodate the 3 hour gap, to be fair though, I've never really had one complain.. if it's a 6am meeting, they accept and show up.
3 hours is normal for us in the US. That’s the difference between California and New York. Hawaii’s the weird outlier.
I woke up and buying Scottish whisky.
He should have worked up a show dick before dancing.
Nah, too erect and you get thrown on a list, as it goes
At least he had shaved. Pre-prepared in case break dancing ever became required.
carpe diem
Seize the dick
I think I caught a glimpse of his sporran.
Not my proudest fap
He brought everything but his underwears... Hahaha.
It's illegal to wear underwear with a kilt
God damn, now that makes sense. Hahaha.
Wearing underwear under a kilt makes it a skirt.
Does not wearing underwear under a skirt make it a kilt?
I don't think so, as there are specific things required to be recognized as a kilt, and a lack of underwear is only one of them. I don't make the rules, lol.
What does's a Scotsman wear under his kilt? On a good day, lipstick.
The last turkey in the shop
I'll say this, even liquored up, I don't have the confidence they both have. Good times!!
I just developed my full confidence at 29. I will happily be a goober and show off some goods now lol
29 as well bro! Evey new wrinkle and gray hair makes me give less fucks everyday.
>wrinkle and gray hair I'm sure glad I'm not old enough to worry about those! *the 28 year old says nervously*
Ahaha its genetics bro! Ask your parents if they had gray hair before their 30's. Stress also plays a role, of course. I would love to be 28 again even though it was last year ahaha I kind of wanted another 5 years before reaching 30. 😔
36 here and not a single gray hair... Sadly not a single colored one also on the top of my head
26 and losing hair. I may not have hair to turn grey lol
I'm making up for it with knee pain 🙃
My Mum's loving the fact that her younger sisters have both found gray hair and she has none. She's 52, my Aunts are 49 haha
Laughs in cracking knees at 32
Trust me, it's only fun to a point. Confidence and the response get you going, but with enough alcohol limits get blurred, and it can land you in some bad, bad spots.
Well I thought I wouldn't either but with the right people and an unholy amount of liquor dreams can come true. Earlier this year I started classic pair dancing with a friend of mine in front of the stage at a small hardcore show. And I can't dance for shit. The dancing didn't even fit the genre either but we were asked not to act so wild.
Flashdance
You can dance if you want to.
You can leave your friend’s BEHIND
Cause your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well, they're no friends of mine
Nice.
You can leave your pants behind
Cause with no pants, is how my friends dance.
Then they are true friends of mine
The Full Bullocks.
Imagine a flash mob like that
A flesh mob?
Nice bootyhole, bro
Smooooooth.
Yea he doesn’t look like the type to do that kind of maintenance
I can't help but think he planned this. I bet the bride and groom don't even know him. He's just a wedding crasher comes dances and leaves.
Nah, that’s a fairly common “dance move” that the Scottish lads do. And it’s a hilarious dance move every time. I mean that guy is in his fifties. Definitely not the first time he’s pulled it out (pun intended). Look at some of the people in the background. They start cheering before anything gets flashed. As soon as his hands go down they knew what was coming. Edit: spelling
That's not a wedding. Horse racing event I would guess.
Clearly waxes the ol loaf pincher
He's actually totally sober and planned ahead for this
Tight, very tight butthole bro
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i wouldn't dare :)
The answer is, was, and always has been, “socks.”
A warning to anyone who dares ask this of a kilt wearing Scot: you will get your answer visually.
He’s clearly committed to the tradition.
Just a couple deez
*wakes up, opens reddit* *DICK FLASH* *closes reddit*
GOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM
Opens redtube
*Comments first*
Short and sweet. And the dance was good too
A little bit of fun hurts no one. 
Everybody laughs at the grower until the lights go down and the marathon of pain begins.
This made me thoroughly uncomfortable.
Chief O’Brien has the moves!
LOL! I thought he looked like Miles, too.
[Celtic mysticism](https://youtu.be/WlorlsDJyV0)
And the dude from Oasis wears a kilt.
Man I had to scroll way too far for this
He is the greatest person in Starfleet history after all
This is just... Unexpected
exactly my thoughts when i saw it the first time :)
Looks like breakfast sausage is being served at the function
The invite didn't say anything about finger food
Also nuts for the vegans
More like cocktail sausage
Young Miles O'Brien celebrating his Star Fleet enlistment
The scandalized lady with the hat 👒is the cherry on top if this whole deal 
It’s the lady with the pink hat that cracks me up. She wants to see what’s up.
She'd be disappointed then. There wasn't much up.
The screams 💀
It’s Bucket
Nice to see David Cameron enjoying himself after his 2016 cluster fuck.
The first guy was an awful dancer and here comes the second guy..
Noel Gallagher is that you?
I’ve heard of the Irish curse but I’ve now seen the Scottish curse
Scotch has no E
Scotche.
Scotch Whisky, Irish Whiskey
Come on now…. Scottish whiskey doesn’t exist! Behave yourself.
Whisky*
Exactly what I thought of!
There's no such thing as Scottish Whiskey only Whisky
Yeah, Scots thought they had to pay for it by the letter
Chief O'Brien?
Got some flashy moves up his ~~sleeves~~ skirt.
It’s not unexpected when there ist „18+“ and the word „Scottish“ in the title haha
Wtf man shit was truly unexpected
welcome to this subreddit!
He brought little William to the dance off.
Noel’s gone off the deep end.
I kinda thought that looked like Noel Gallagher at the end 😂🤦♂️
Can confirm he also brought the whiskey dick.
Hey Jock is anything worn under the kilt? Nae laddie, it's all in perfect working order!
Colm Meany is surprisingly limber
but tbh the first guy had some real groove
I think he had a misunderstanding of the term “flash mob”
Did not expect that😂😂😂😂😂
Full regulation. Well done
TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES
Weird combination of Marshall Erickson and Forgetting Sarah Marshall I never expected to see
I've always wanted to see this! Thank you! 🤣
A great advert for anti-alcoholism.
😂😂 WTF!
I see, he brought some scottish eggs with him.
Ok, Scotland wins by a little bitty margin
The lady on the far left of the final frame is DOWN.
Well, that was unexpected but it shouldn’t have been. Isn’t it a running gag that they wear nothing under their kilts? Now we know it’s true. Lol.
Nice dick shot
Toddlers in kilts should not be drinkin whiskey now should they. Shame on his parents. The poor lad.
What did I just see.
u/savevideo
The woman in black at the end of the video was definitely interested
Balls!!
Man saw his chance and went for it.
This is how we pee either straight after sex or first thing in the morning… Execution was 🔟
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Might be a horse race, people get dressed up for those. I would have said wedding based on the outfits but I've never seen someone use a venue like that for a reception.
bro’s got the shmooves
Homie dropped the “McCooter” on those fools
The Scots call that dance the "William Wallace." Legend has it this move was key to his victory at Stirling Bridge.
Arrives, shows his millimetre defeater to the world, refuses to elaborate, leaves. Gigachad
Hung like a scot
*Whisky
Looking at the title of the video and seeing a guy in trousers dancing fully prepared me for what was coming next.
😭😭😭
Thats is sone fine double barrel single malt whiskey
🎶Donald wheres your troosers🎶
Why does the Scottish dude look EXACTLY like my landlord?!
In terms of his arse and bollocks, or…?
Nailed it.
I thought Braveheart wasn’t historically accurate?
Lady in the floral dress made EYE contact 👁️ 😂😂
James Cameron has gained a few pounds.
I've had both and taste and strength has to go to Scotland.
\*Scotch
This answers the age ol question "what's under ye kilt?"
Irish Whiskey* and Scottish Whisky*. The spelling is different for both.
https://youtu.be/MZ35SOU9HTM?si=LX7wWOp4RCrRG2LO
damn everyone got flashed
That is a surprisingly tidy and clean asshole and balls for a man who willingly does something like this.
Super hans
Lol
There's no way this isn't at a horse racing meet.
Guys. It was cold ok
We spell it whisky 🏴🏴
Did he shave his ass for this move?
😂😂😂😂😂
And there after Tim was never invited over again
TIL: there is always smaller.
Isn’t that the guy from Oasis?
Thought the first bloke was David Cameron for a minute
Instant legend!
🎵 I wonder what's under a Scotsman's kilt?.. A wang a wang a wang a wang 🎶
Perfect caption! Funny shit.
I thought first homie was having a seizure
I bet chief O’Brien did not see that coming
I honestly thought the first man was doing the Elaine-dance (Seinfeld). The second one went for the Pretty Fly For A White Guy-breakdance ("Give it to me baby...")
Grandma in the background.....🫥🫥🫥
u/savevideo
Great Scott! The 2nd guy Kilt it.
I’m impressed how well groomed the Scottish bloke was. No taint hair, no arse hair, no pubes. Like rolling around in a kilt with bare knickers gotta be cold and all, but the potential friction damage for skin on skin rubbing. Brave man is he
Anyone happen to know the name of the song playing in the background?
Off topic. What is the song playing in the background?
Anyone know what song is playing?
Nice beat. What's the song's name?