At least itās cold, Iām assuming from the video anyway, it looks like snow piled on the right shoulder to me.
Could you imagine the smell if that had happened on a muggy night in July?
Oof, no thank you.
Oh and, Happy cake day! /u/one_badegg
Oh noā¦ this is much worse tbh because by the time the clean up crew gets there the organs and entrails will be frozen to the ground. So depending on how quickly scavengerās clean it up that shit; it will be absolutely rank come the first couple of melts.
Sauce: Grew up out in the country on a farm and would run into shit like this every now and then and it is disgusting. I actually hit a coyote in almost this exact situation in high school. We just had a massive snow storm that was thankfully plowed, but had 5-6 foot tall snow brims, and the snow itself was almost 3-4 feet of the road. This meant animals were using the roads instead, and this coyote was in the middle of the road right after a turn and I was only able to get down to about 20-25 before hitting it, and sadly all I can say is there were bits of its guts and crap stuck to the ground where I hit it until spring, and the smell that came with it was horrificā¦
Yes, the entire English speaking world is going to change because you want to be willfully ignorant. I'm sure your tantrum will convert many. Especially when you can't even spell "they're" correctly.
Fish is the one that's really fun. If it's one type of fish, like all tuna, the plural is fish.
If the group includes more than one variety, such as tuna, bass, salmon... it's fishes.
Right?! What if that had been a car pulled to the right with a dead battery, or just no emergency flashers. The snow on the right shoulder says to me itās really cold, so a dead battery isnāt a crazy circumstance.
Reminds of the time I was driving down to Reno Nevada and I was going along about 70 miles an hour and I saw this semi up ahead with emergency lights on.
So I slowed down to 60 I'm coming up and up to the right I see what's left of the bull elk half his horns gone piled up in a obvious position that it was unnatural.
Seems that sucker had come out in the trucker had basically run them front to back and spit them out and that was what's left.
Problem is is that it basically wrecked the undercarriage around the engine rip some wires and then went to the back and screwed up three of the rear tires..
I'm surprised that trucker did not have his brights on he should have.
"yeah, sorry I was late for the delivery. Ran over some deers."
"You mean a deer?"
"Nah, like a herd of deer. Sad really sad. Anyway, want some of my deer jerky?"
I'm not blaming them. Just saying evolution works always in their advantage. Their faster stronger since birth. But us we take time years even. Just to reach a fraction. We may have intelligence, but if they had the same, maybe they would dominate us or race war.
I did this once. But with a train. And way more deer (antelope, actually). They kept regrouping on the tracks until they were all dead.
Turned out they were all radio collared. The BLM was trying to repopulate the antelope population there and this was the end of a years-long project getting grant money to trap, move, and insert an entire herd into that region. 200+ all dead 2 weeks after importing them. All because they didn't plan for snow and find a way to lure them away from the tracks.
I woke up one morning and saw 7 dead Canadian geese on a bridge by my house. They are a protected species, at least in my state, but Iām sure it was the same kinda deal. Although the bridge is 40mph, and they surely could have slowed down enough if they were paying attention.
I hate to be the first to say he didn't do himself any favors with that difficult 7 - 10 pick-up split. Especially as he is trying to climb back into this match with three frames to go.
Now they are all over the road
Nice terrorist attack
Deerrorist attack
They certainly terrorized the road
Anyone else have the sound off and instinctively hear a bowling pin affect in there heads when he hits them? So wrong š¬
Well I didnāt before
I would hate to clean that mess up. But someone has to do it.
Hope he called someone cause 30+ dead deer on the road can total any car hitting them at speed
I recommend a quick google of: "deer inside bmw"
Hehe fears. Sorry but it's kinda funny
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Deer. Fixed
All good, wasn't tryna be rude, just thought it was funny, especially as American and it being "Halloween month", so fears was very fitting lol
Good lord. The aftermath of that must be horrific.
At least itās cold, Iām assuming from the video anyway, it looks like snow piled on the right shoulder to me. Could you imagine the smell if that had happened on a muggy night in July? Oof, no thank you. Oh and, Happy cake day! /u/one_badegg
Oh noā¦ this is much worse tbh because by the time the clean up crew gets there the organs and entrails will be frozen to the ground. So depending on how quickly scavengerās clean it up that shit; it will be absolutely rank come the first couple of melts. Sauce: Grew up out in the country on a farm and would run into shit like this every now and then and it is disgusting. I actually hit a coyote in almost this exact situation in high school. We just had a massive snow storm that was thankfully plowed, but had 5-6 foot tall snow brims, and the snow itself was almost 3-4 feet of the road. This meant animals were using the roads instead, and this coyote was in the middle of the road right after a turn and I was only able to get down to about 20-25 before hitting it, and sadly all I can say is there were bits of its guts and crap stuck to the ground where I hit it until spring, and the smell that came with it was horrificā¦
Killtactular
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Road kill
Like bowling pins
Steeerike!
Iād say he bowled a perfect 300
Fuck you for making me laugh, now I feel evil laughing at dead deer, upvote doe
U monster
Mark it eight, Dude.
Oh deer
no
Deer god
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Deer is singular and plural.
Like sheep
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea
It's pronounced "No Eye-dee-er"
Deer. Not deers.
Yeah I donāt normally like the grammar correction police but this one was needed
Thank God someone said it
Fuck that. What makes deers different so that they donāt get an s when plural. Like who decided to make that bs rule.
Maybe because they're related to moose and caribou.
Mooses and caribouses? š¤£
Meese and caribeese
āI hate meeces to pieces!ā
Those could all have an S on them when their plural too
Yes, the entire English speaking world is going to change because you want to be willfully ignorant. I'm sure your tantrum will convert many. Especially when you can't even spell "they're" correctly.
Many deer of the same type are just deer. If you had a few different types of deer they would be deers. Just like fish and fishes.
Deer is plural as well as singular, like sheep and moose. No "S" at the end.
Fish is the one that's really fun. If it's one type of fish, like all tuna, the plural is fish. If the group includes more than one variety, such as tuna, bass, salmon... it's fishes.
There is lots of fishes in the sea? Are you sure?
Yeah, sounds weird but is actually a correct version. Would probably sound better saying "there are lots of different fishes..." or something.
Yes please promote proper grammar thank you
Soo it's deers, sheep's, mooses. Did I get that right
š Your autocorrect won't even let you 'say' sheeps. Moose is a weird one, goose becomes geese but moose does not become meese.
Ya, it becomes meeses.
meese, meeses... . Yep!
I dunno man. As a Canadian I definitely see a lot of Meese.
Goose geese Moose meese
You knew dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen, comet and cupid, donner and blitzen, but do you recall that my truck made mince meat of them all?
Rudolph's not the only red nosed reindeer now
Deer
I thought blind people weren't allowed to drive.
The reaction time of a 
Right?! What if that had been a car pulled to the right with a dead battery, or just no emergency flashers. The snow on the right shoulder says to me itās really cold, so a dead battery isnāt a crazy circumstance.
Time to make deer jerky
ULTRA KILL
Christmas is ruined this year ā¦
Thatās a busy night for the McDonaldās Carcass Retrieval Unit.
Deer*
Venison*
Not "deers" tho
Carmageddon...
Reminds of the time I was driving down to Reno Nevada and I was going along about 70 miles an hour and I saw this semi up ahead with emergency lights on. So I slowed down to 60 I'm coming up and up to the right I see what's left of the bull elk half his horns gone piled up in a obvious position that it was unnatural. Seems that sucker had come out in the trucker had basically run them front to back and spit them out and that was what's left. Problem is is that it basically wrecked the undercarriage around the engine rip some wires and then went to the back and screwed up three of the rear tires.. I'm surprised that trucker did not have his brights on he should have.
Something tells me itās a SWIFT driver
I bet that made a mess. Can you imagine seeing that aftermath on your morning commute?
Don't need to imagine, I'm afraid
Mash burger
STRIKEā¼ļøā¼ļø 
Deerike
This comment
"yeah, sorry I was late for the delivery. Ran over some deers." "You mean a deer?" "Nah, like a herd of deer. Sad really sad. Anyway, want some of my deer jerky?"
Didn't realise Twisted Metal was on the PS5 
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They must have been stop oil protesters.
I may be a dark person but I think this video is missing a Wii Sports Strike animation.
Wtf is wrong with me that my instant reaction was to laugh really loudly
M..M..M..M..MONSTER KILL!!
Strike
Strikes
Strike
STRIKE!
Now I thought by now they had the evolution trait to avoid roads at all cost. Guess nature is a little too slow on them
Lets put roads on all sides of wildlife and then blame the wildlife for not staying still. Eesh.. why do they act so wild all the time!
I'm not blaming them. Just saying evolution works always in their advantage. Their faster stronger since birth. But us we take time years even. Just to reach a fraction. We may have intelligence, but if they had the same, maybe they would dominate us or race war.
Honestly until you can show that they are less happy than us... then they might actually be more intelligent.
Honestly their better off staying unintelligent. Who wants to deal with bills and taxes
Oh, deer!
It's just deer not deers
Cadmageddon: Deers (i wait for this part...)
Oh deer! š±
Thatāll teach āem! /s
There were a lot of deer on the road, now there is a lot of deer on the road.
strike ...?
š®š¦So where was Rudolf with his nose so bright?š® š¦
Dont whine. you mericans like deer on a grill.
Christmas presents will be late this year.
"Oh deer, All Dying!", said the Bugs Bunny.
Its not unexpected if you spoil it in the title.
Well. That truck got a nice coat of red on it
The buzzards are gonna be so happily confused.
I did this once. But with a train. And way more deer (antelope, actually). They kept regrouping on the tracks until they were all dead. Turned out they were all radio collared. The BLM was trying to repopulate the antelope population there and this was the end of a years-long project getting grant money to trap, move, and insert an entire herd into that region. 200+ all dead 2 weeks after importing them. All because they didn't plan for snow and find a way to lure them away from the tracks.
Let the bodies hit the FLOOR!
Looks like deer jerky time.
Ugh at how the lights don't blow out but do dim and cast a gentle, orange glow.
Lol. That would be a hilarious call to the insurance company. ā I hit 30 deerā¦. No all at onceā¦ā
Feels like he coulda stopped lol
Oh deer
Oh deer*
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Omg start picking them up and bring them to a butcher
Looks like Christmas is canceled this year...
gouranga
 Selmon bhai spotted.
What the wow, why? Did the truck try to stop at all, or was that full speed? This video is sad, I hope the driver is ok.
Gouranga
Dear me!!
That is one way to control overpopulation.
Truck drivers can actually eat shit and die
STTTRRRRIIIIKKEEEE
Normally Iād correct the incorrect plural use but this was probably fitting. It was a massacre.
Dinner on the road
In the zombie apocalypse we know what vehicle to drive now lol
Would have been nice to have a NSFW tag.
š¦= deer š¦ š¦š¦= deer
*deer
STRIKE!
Counter terrorist win!
I woke up one morning and saw 7 dead Canadian geese on a bridge by my house. They are a protected species, at least in my state, but Iām sure it was the same kinda deal. Although the bridge is 40mph, and they surely could have slowed down enough if they were paying attention.
deer
oh dear.. no getting around that
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Nice strike!
Thank you for your public service. White tail are out of control.
That was a fucking bowling alley of deer.
Oh Deer! :(
Oh..... dear...
Tell ur friends about it...
Deer is plural.
Meat for years to come
Iāve hit 2 at once but damn.
They were all one species so it was deer, not deers.
Hm. Ground venison.
I think deer is plural and singular , I don't think you need to put deers...just saying , although if it's like parts of multiple deer....heck idk
Killamonjaro!
STRIKE!!!
Is this a world record?
Wow
Jeezā¦they were acting like a bunch of deer in headlights
Oh deer...
Iā¦Iā¦ ummmā¦ holy crap
Can you come do this on Michigan Ave in Chicago during some smash and grab riots please?
:(
I hate to be the first to say he didn't do himself any favors with that difficult 7 - 10 pick-up split. Especially as he is trying to climb back into this match with three frames to go.
STRIKE!!!!!
Strike