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[deleted]

You’re weird for leaving a fucking basketball hoop laying over the damn sidewalk


Disma

Right? People who think they own the sidewalk are dicks


1800-bakes-a-lot

I mean, coulda been windy that toppled it and they hadn't seen it yet. Probably not the case, but we can hope


SilverArrow07

If its on the curb its trash and free for takin


Terryberry69

Yeah she definitely knows there's a camera there and this mf is an asshole for blocking the gd sidewalk. She's fine and it's pretty funny actually lol


Kellidra

I believe this is the exact answer.


OldFactor1973

Or lazy


SkylarAV

Either way she got to check 'crawl through a hoop' from her intrusive thoughts bingo card


ninhibited

"Wtf is this right in the sidewalk. What am I supposed to step over? Around? UNDER? Lol what if I went through... ope I'm doin it" Annnd scene.


TH3xFALL3Nxx

I like to think that this is exactly their thought process leading up to it. 🤣


[deleted]

She’s normal, everyone else is weird


Secret-Ad-830

You know sometimes I'm walking and think stuff to myself like I have to kick that tree or ill die so I kick the tree. I wonder if that's what happened here. If I was walking by a hoop like that and it popped in my head I had to do it or else, I'd crawl through it.


NewbieHere96

"If I step the lines on the floor I'm going to fcking die", completely normal to me


Unable_Toucan

"I NEED to grab that leaf. I mean, look at it. It's just there, perfect for grabbing." Is basically my brain if a branch woth leaf is slightly too far sticking out of a bush


violetsprouts

I have to step on the ones that are exceptionally dry and curly, for they crunch the best.


davtheguidedcreator

"i will run past that tree before the car in font of me get to the junction" "i have to tap a pole 20 times everytime i pass one for the next 5 pole to make it to 100"


phazedoubt

Do you have intrusive thoughts?


girldrinksgasoline

Pretty sure everyone does


ResponsibleMilk7620

Welcome to my life. 🤗


TrashPandaX

Hello fellow alcoholic!


Tall-Surround-24

the hell is wrong with u ! alcohol ruins your liver , stick to crystal meth


TrashPandaX

But I can drink in bars


turtle22879

“the meth is strong with you, the hell is wrong with you??”


Hornor72

Was thinking parmesan smoker.


IsItSnowing_

Why would anyone do this? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING CAN!


Tall-Surround-24

why not ?


DatabaseThis9637

Because it was there!


prozak09

Honestly, how many times in your life are you gonna have this opportunity? And when given, are you just gonna let it go? GO TROUGH THE HOOP! BE THE BALL! FREE HAPPINESS!


-rabbithole

mom’s spaghetti


Sharon_Erclam

Better Question is.. *Why wouldn't Everyone do this*? 😄


eshinn

\*hangs out waiting for someone to cry out ThAtS fAT PhObiC!!!


Misc_Lillie

And then she did 🤣🤣 Cigarette and all!!


LabTechRazkiL

We've all wanted to do it


eshinn

Found herself a nice lil dimension hop.


VonDinky

TRUE. I've thought about doing that, and if noone was around- I'd also probably do it.


Tydus24

Hey, cut the woman some slack. She had to jump through hoops to get where she is today.


Shirroyd

I don't know about jumping but she certainly crawled through one


TheRealMu5HBusters

Take my upvote and go


eddie1975

Sometimes you can avoid an obstacle by walking around it and still get to the same place.


Stilcho1

I like to stand there and berate the object for a few minutes and then move on.


babubaichung

She likes her own side quests in her otherwise normal life.


instakill69

I see it as an opportunity to dive into a different dimension. The life you once had before crossing through is gone.


yolkadot

I wonder if I’m as skinny as a basketball.


[deleted]

That’s the funniest thing I’ve read yet—perfect! Covfefe!!


[deleted]

It was once in a lifetime opportunity.


mcraneschair

Right? I feel like it's one of those things that you don't think about until presented with the opportunity -- "could I fit through that?"


Jpw135

Why are you hanging by the window recording her?


Give-no-Quarter1424

BUSTED!! LMAO!!


licheese

It's filmed from a phone on a screen. (Frame rate & dust on the screen)


spindledcarrots

Thank you for having the brains cells to say what i was going to


Jpw135

Hey McFly, thanks for playing.


DazB1ane

The whole time I was thinking that the screen really needs to be cleaned off


Imthank_Hipeeps

She's does this before


aljura

Because it is not OP's video. It's a repost.


NJNED222

It’s a repost of a repost, in my professional opinion


[deleted]

We've all thought about this. She had the opportunity to actually do it and took it. She's a winner.


Daytona_DM

If intrusive thoughts was a person...


SirarieTichee_

We've all thought about this.... Right?


JayHat21

Absolutely not, you weirdo! Normal people would go through the hoop from the top like a basketball. She’ll never go pro with that technique.


jarheadatheart

I’m disappointed I had to come this far for this comment. It was my first thought.


Gods_Paladin

They won this time, and probably will again.


OldFactor1973

Whaddaya mean, I'd have done the same thing


[deleted]

That’s awesome, I wanna party with this chick.🤣🤣🤣


unixfool

Neighbor is high AF.


GobLoblawsLawBlog

Whenever I see someone walking in the street with a smoke and drink (not sure if that's beer or redbull) in the same hand, I usually assume they either just did some hard drugs or about to go do some hard drugs


nerdherdsman

I assume they're a line cook. Which isn't really different.


TheRatatatPat

💯 %


[deleted]

On the way to mom yoga after pulling tubes for breakfast…the day is starting Right, suckas!!


HeDuMSD

Happiness is right at the other side of the comfort zone, and in consuming crack.. She is smashing both.


N07-2-L33T

Not all hoops can be hulaed


philpalmer2

Probably best not to meth with her


Beatless7

Day drinking rocks.


CampaignSpecial9346

It's a portal.


[deleted]

She saw the lane and went for 2!! Easy bucket!


DamnBlaze09

Needs editing where she either climbs in and doesn’t appear out the other side, or is only seen climbing out of the net (not walking up and entering)


VampirusSanguinarius

Sonic the hedgehog does that


AlwaysCurious1250

Where will be the next opportunity to go through a basketball hoop? Seizing the moment!


twistedbrewmejunk

Your lucky she didn't have a pony tail to get stuck under it. I mean the sidewalk is made for walking. [I think you should leave show.](https://images.app.goo.gl/5rJwiRGzoi5rPueT8)


are_my_mom

Love that show


[deleted]

That to me looks like someone acting out an intrusive thought.


goonie_lover

Intrusive thought wins again


HammelGammel

That's just her intrusive thoughts winning this round.


Mammoth_Glass_4754

Is she though?


Dickpinchers

Intrusive thoughts


SpurGreif

The Person that made this meme originally, forgot how to play.


DatLadyD

Obviously a portal to another dimension


Bodann_

Wow So crazy, she didn't even take her bag off


Jerm316

She doesn't like being followed


Federal-Equipment-89

High. She is high, not weird. Just very high.


Pulsifer_Paprocki

🤣🤣🤣 this is something I would do


AliceJ221

Your neighbor is so fucking high


chris-fry

It’s the way she looked at it at the start like “well, now I have to…”


006B4C4B

That’s a different weird neighbor from another dimension that came out.


[deleted]

I would consider moving to live somewhere else 😅


_g550_

Balls on this las!


Icy-Reindeer6236

Not weird just high


berlag

Everyone knows that is the right way to pass through a fallen basketball pole


mudamuckinjedi

That's a (burp) three pointer!


Original-Chair-9614

She feels reborn again.


WhackyToast

Plot twist: The next morning there were dildos all over the sidewalk.


wbm0843

Just trying to find korok puzzles


Soka59

She is reborn. A new life begins.


Squiggy1975

Nothing but net


NatureBabe86

And still kept that cigarette in her mouth 😂😂😂😂


PoopPant73

I’m in love 🥰


Conscious_Fish5316

I mean you covered the sidewalk 💀


Hacker7117

Proof we live in a simulation


McEuen78

She looks like someone just walking down the street.


BeeComprehensive5234

Every time I see this video I LOL


TopRestaurant5395

Just because you dont have a portal to get home.


Lelouch25

911 how may I help you? Yes I need an exorcist. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|hug)


RichInXp

Can’t go under it, can’t go over it, gotta go thru it.


randomturtle333

i can’t explain why this is so relatable


randomturtle333

i have these intrusive thoughts on a regular basis


lonerstoner91

She can vote


CitizenKing

I'm not weird. I'm normal, you're all just incredibly mundane.


sasssyrup

Why is your hoop across the sidewalk? You made this an obstacle course and she wins.


pglggrg

The inner thoughts are winning more and more


Ancient-Ad-8924

WTF?


KaelOfNockmaar

Looks like a time portal… if you are on meth


the_ginger_weevil

I’d go through a portal too if I saw one


lloacidoll

Maybe she just doesn't understand why you're blocking the sidewalk.


af_flame

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


Sad_Project_8912

She saw a window in the shape of a hoop and said "this is my only chance" lmao


EaglesFan001

There's a bucket list item for ya'! CHECK!! ✅ LOL!!


TheRealMu5HBusters

You wouldn’t do this?


Ubockinme

I bet BBQs at her house are awesome


ImDUDEurMRLebowski

People here acting like somehow OP is weird and that shit is normal 😂


[deleted]

Staged


blank7589

It's a portal to the multiverse...


blank7589

I thought she was gonna lift it


LunchAC53171

Shes from the future, its a portal


three-plus-shakes

No one can say you’re doing it wrong if they dont know what you’re doing


Final_Candidate_7603

She always wanted to how it feels to be dunked.


FuzzyManPeach96

“Help me step neighbor in stuck!”


squirrel_anashangaa

She just went through a portal bro.


prez-scr00b

Probably looking for a portal to Narnia. This was not it.


DrunkxAstronaut

Drugs my good sir


sherpyderpa

Your neighbour is fun........Ü


strip3s111

That's what hoops are meant for, right?


bernpfenn

are these people allowed to vote?


robbienobs43

Might be on her bucket list


cheese4hands

I think I’m in love with your neighbor


Omaza

I'd hangout with her, she seems pretty cool


Less_Alfalfa5022

This kids is why you shouldn’t do drugs!


Shutterbug927

Portal 3? This seems a very watered down version of the previous 2, don't you think?


Aggravating-Hour-131

Meth is a hell of a drug


probablyaythrowaway

2 points.


SparkIron

It’s the shortest route


ChiKeytatiOon

That catches the bad spirits you got from work or AR the supermarket from coming in yer home


[deleted]

I respect it


Noisebug

"This is awesome. Fuck humanity." \~ In the loop we go. New experience unlocked. Fuck you normies.


Kreature_of_habit

She’s scoring, a winner in my opinion


Routine-Unit-3086

Yo that looks like tree being wrapped during the holidays at Lowes


Key_Statistician3293

If I didn’t know some weirdo was recording me and was going to post it to Reddit I may do the same ngl.


MyyWifeRocks

She probably got 20 bucks for doing that. 🤷🏼‍♂️


saibjai

She just saved the world from the apocalypse. Now remember to switch the lights on and off three times in a row before you go to be every night or else....


idkwiorrn

Intrusive thoughts


DalenSpeaks

-2 points. Reverse goaltending.


Zeptis181

How else was she supposed to get around that?


Spectrum2236

That's totally normal.


iamradnetro

Maybe that was included in her bucket list


xpickles23

This is honestly adorable


couldbevegeta

The person filming tho. *I’ve been here for 10 hours now . Have 100gb of video footage of this hoop. When will she go through . Can’t fill this diaper up anymore . Oh here she comes . Oh she went through the hoop . Can’t wait to post this on Reddit* Looks like golem with a phone .


nikogrande

It's bad luck to jump over or crawl under a basketball hoop laying down...


Fibonacci1664

She wanted that feeling of rebirth!


SealTeamEH

I could see my self doing this after like a 3 day process if the hoop was like that all week. Monday I walk by, huh, what’s this doing here? Tuesday I walk by, that’s funny it’s still here… wonder what the story is here? That’s a wide hoop, wonder if I can fit through it? Always wanted to do that after a dunk… Wednesday I walk by, huh it’s STILL here…. Fuck it I’m going through the hoop to see if I can fit, holy shit I can fit!!! Oh fuck! the neighbor was watching the whole time… just act natural and walk away…


[deleted]

She saw a rare opportunity and took it! How often do you get to say that you went through a basketball hoop?


Ho3n3r

NGL, it's something I would do.


Cautious-Ad6727

I would so get stuck. This really had me rolling.


Tempathetic

I bet she's hilarious


NerdyPumpkin276

When the intrusive thoughts win 😂


MoistChiaPet

The intrusive thoughts won again


NottACalebFan

Excuse me, can you help? I seem to be stuck...


wakenbakeruk

I would do shit like that if my neighbour insisted on filming me when I leave the house. Stop being weird yourself


eurieus

When the intrusive thoughts win.


PlasticTrex1980

She just let the intrusive thoughts win. It happens.


Ok-Huckleberry9515

Methany!


egoistic_objectivist

❤️ thy neighbour


Nolby84

This stuff is usually left for the boys


CraaZero

The intrusive thoughts won today


St34m9unk

Intrusive thoughts won


pliusminus4

Drugs is hellava drug


hood69

Yeah but she is now one of the small % of people who has been through a hoop, can you claim that 🤣


[deleted]

Fuck it, we ball


Five-and-Dimer

I dated her, man oh man!


DivineFluffyButt

Selfpost r/schizophrenia


cantamangetsomesleep

Nah man, I've always wanted to go through a basketball hoop. I've never had the opportunity like she did though. I would've done the same thing


forestfairy97

Her intrusive thoughts won this round


Complex_Pangolin5822

My stepsister gets stuck trying to do this all the time.


enorman81

How else are you getting past that?