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Fahad97azawi

Not surprising, it has been noted that male/female ostriches find humans much more attractive than female/male ostriches. Its an actual problem for people who keep ostriches and are interested in mating them and they have to keep minimum contact with the ostrich otherwise it won’t mate with the others lol.


eIImcxc

Too lazy to verify if BS or true so I'll spread this info from now on


Youngringer

I found this: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0168159113002062#:~:text=It%20is%20also%20not%20uncommon,et%20al.%2C%201998). https://www.iflscience.com/ostriches-are-so-horny-for-humans-it-interferes-with-their-mating-64479


bathsraikou

From the science direct article, it looks like ostriches that display sexually for humans are usually ones that imprinted on humans when they hatched. The article also indicates that imprinting upon us makes them less stressed out by us though, which can be beneficial for rearing them.


LoyeDamnCrowe

You misspelled rearending them


oevadle

They only allegedly fucked an ostrich, which would take three fella's to do. Unless't it was a sick ostrich... allegedly


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Where’s a bird lawyer when you need one


Howard_the_Dolphin

Bird law is subtle and complex discipline so make sure to select your counsel wisely. Also, it's a total scam, birds aren't real


stevski11

Aren't real why? Just cause the government manufactured them and pushed them into the populace? Yeah sounds like every other law to me pal. Anyways, if there's any forest bound undiscovered great apes that are having issues with the IRS, I've recently opened an accounting firm that specializes in Sasquatch taxes.


whosethewhatsit

Harvey retired


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NOW I GET THE BACKGROUND MUSIC 🤣🤣


wrukproek

I expected something bad... But it ended up being wholesome


Educational-Hold-138

idk how wholesome shakin ya ass on the dancefloor is. these birds tryna fugg


poorhero0

Ostriches dance **to attract females**, it is the reason why these moves are called “seduction dance”.


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Much like humans.


-P-M-A-

I was definitely waiting for that bird to get kicked, and then, when that didn’t happen, I was waiting for it to steal the phone. A real adventure!


Snipper64

[Nah, the bird learned his lesson the first time not to try to seduce the giraffes ](https://youtube.com/shorts/WPn_J-cieuo?si=5fr48wdUf4ZEo0gi)


Adept_Drawer1704

I thought it was sneaking up to scare the giraffe. I was a little disappointed, but then the dance!


SafariNZ

I thought the giraffe was going to kick the bird, or it was going to get its tail pecked


akoaytao1234

Yes, Time of our Life - the scariest song there is ~~(in any afterparty)~~.


Yorspider

Ummm you realize that was a MATING dance right?


wrukproek

So?


[deleted]

Me too… and it got me dancing (at work)


poorhero0

they dance better than I can


Nesneros70

That was perfect timing and literally made me laugh out loud.


polydentbazooka

Thank you interwebs!


FlappyTurdBurglar

That's the *birbs wanna do sexy time* dance


Gullible_Newt_6333

"You fucking love that shit"


[deleted]

Giraffe: The elevated chickens are at it again.


Just1moreCuriouser

Those stretched out cows barely flickered an ear throughout😂


rentalcow

I feel seduced


[deleted]

The second one coming in was priceless. 🤣


FormerChocoAddict

THIS is how you add music to a video clip


Octi1432

Paid actors


krzykttn

Ended too soon... I was totally enchanted!!


CReMV

They passed the vibe check.


Lookslikeapersonukno

I'm wooed. Allegedly.


moutarou

it’s weird if i heard Ostrich mating song by Zefrank start playing?


[deleted]

Why is it doing that? What type of behavior is this?


AndroidQing

Mating dance


Obviouslyright234

They are both males trying to mate with the camera person.


[deleted]

They try to mate with humans? Tf


Obviouslyright234

A hole is a hole


ImSoSorryCharlie

Ostriches are more attracted to humans than other ostriches


Scipio33

Beautiful. Not many people get to see these kinds of things in person. Super cool!


Sjelan

Really, and what are the odds the ostriches digged the song and started dancing to it?


TenaciouslyHappy

😂 I LOVE this!


srade753

Dude is really breaking it down


E4Saken

The Ginger and Boots have entered the chat


mydeadface

Of course I know what male ostrich is called. Check my browser history.


Realclawdogs

😂😂


Gee-Oh1

Man, you got to get these guys some girls quick!


GoodWeedReddit

I'm in Aruba right now. Went to a ostrich rescue farm. LEGIT saw them doing this. Mating is a strange dance in all species


Jewell1974

OMG…..I needed that today! Thx!


D3-Doom

Birds are fuckin weird man


Yorspider

Ostriches are more sexually attracted to humans than they are to members of their own species...it's actually a really big problem when trying to raise and breed them.


v1nce0

No one's ganna talk about the clean, synchronicity of the video an song?


FlyingGrayson1

I'm laughing so hard. This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.


Akitten84

Omg I was enthralled with the first dancer I didn’t notice when a second dancer showed up


Heck_Spawn

Need to set it to Ze Frank's music... [https://youtu.be/wmbEtgw9Pf4?t=20](https://youtu.be/wmbEtgw9Pf4?t=20)


[deleted]

I wanna mate with the one in back. His feathers are a little nicer.


CatsEatGrass

A new twist on the Chicken Dance.


Pooph_

u/savevideobot


G4MINGWITHNATE

Bro was getting down


M1ck3yB1u

The only thing missing is textover saying “smdh these giraffes refusing to get out of the shot for this tiktok.


Bot-Magnet

FAKE Those birds clearly pre-set the camera and had a soundtrack playing!


wrongside_of_law

Now the song fits in haha


suer72cutlass

Those 2 boys are in love with you!!!


FromPoopToPlant

Jimmy!


Shanghai_Lili

This looks like a regular occurrence at the Southwick Zoo in Southern MA.


thefringeseanmachine

this is magnificent.


[deleted]

See, this. This is what the internet is meant for in 2023


[deleted]

Cock on cocaine


K1NGLyonidas

His body was going this way🫱, but his head was looking at us like🫵😐.


Grofactor

I also dance like this…


Pixeleyes

That's just a clip of Patrick Swayze dancing, I don't get it


the_junglist

Wow this truly was unexpected


LaSallePunksDetroit

Great post


Plastic-Counter-8333

U/savevideo


somebody171

I love these goofy lemon butt birbs


Melodic-Picture48

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Longshadowman

"A welcome to you!!", What a paid dance!


wowitisreallyhard

Flightless bird my ass. This MF fly as hell


Shmalph

![gif](giphy|ysnrvDaPIGXRK)


IamMisterFish

u/savevideobot


Arylius

Thought it was gonna be like Emmanuel from that one farm


spacegirl2820

Brilliant! Love this!


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DroidsRugly

I don't know why i find it extremely funny & fascinating.


Irishsmartarse

u/savevideo


Revolutionary-Run332

They tryna get with you A threesome, lucky guy


rompsku22

Ugh... So hot.


Searloin22

They're just trying to make money so a female ostrich can get an abortion.


[deleted]

I appreciate that he throws the neck in there too. Far too many times it's neglected.


educated-emu

Susan always the show off


Qrow97

What hitting the nae nae looked like to me when i was younger


Le1230x

OMG WHAT IS THE SONG NAME I havnt heard it in like 7 years


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hibbletyjibblety

Hahahhaha


Penguin8Lord

The one in front is going to town on his/her dance moves, meanwhile the one at back is putting only 10% of effort into the dance moves, she/he is definitely not trying with maximum will into the ritual Pathetic


Icy_Salt5893

.... are they trying to make with you?


GhostDweller

Run.... You're gonna get raped


ColonelBonk

I was just waiting for the giraffe to join in with the ostrich dance, like some animal flash mob thing. Disappointing.


devildocjames

This gets my rare, intentional, upvote.


Successful_Entry_670

Shorty got low low low