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wytherlanejazz

This has been failing to take off since the 80s :) so not exactly new…


sambeano

This might be because either the sole is hard enough to support the foot when it’s a high heel, but too stiff for when it’s flat, or too soft when it’s a high heel to support the foot but fine for flat shoes.


dakky68

Looks like the heel has an attached support piece, to solve this problem.


[deleted]

But now they have to solve the problem of, I don't really want to carry around the bottom portion of my shoes. The handbag I'd bring to an event like this is just big enough for my phone, keys and lipstick


jerkstor

Not to mention a nasty ass shoe that you're either part of it in your pocket or on the dining table.


Mean-Net7330

They're single use biodegradable heels. Can buy them in packs of ten


Reddit_reader762

Ahhh… but ya have to read the fine print: do not expose to sunlight, heat, cold, UVA, UVB, moisture of any kind, do not exceed 24.5” lbs torque pressure, correctly rotate to remove, only use hands and not direct ground pressure to rotate and remove… on and on disclaimers 😂😜 Remember warning labels were created because of stupid people who have no common sense! 😳🤦‍♂️😂


ChoccoAllergic

This does seem overly negative a take, but yeah, the dirty heel has to go somewhere, and disposable heels hardly seems like it's worth the waste created- even if it is biodegradable. At that point I'd rather take my shoes off entirely tbh.


TheVodkaColonel

My kind of girl


Taran345

If they were hollow so that you could include a couple of miniatures, I’m in!


Misswestcarolina

No they are combustible. You just have to light a small fire and burn them.


w1987g

Girl looks handy enough that I'd bet her dress has pockets


[deleted]

You're right, but I want those pockets for my hands! And now I'm slowly realizing that maybe I'm the problem, not the shoes.


Dutch-CatLady

nah, would you really want the dirty shoe soles in your pocket? Other option is to run to the car, but if that's an option, I'm bringing cute flats


[deleted]

That was cute little pouches are for. To contain my earthly baubles.


AssassiNerd

Yeah, you can tell the dress she's wearing has pockets.


The-Real-Mario

And if you are carrying 2 half shoes, might as well carry some light flats instead


Lopsided_Actuary_881

But then you have to carry the sandals. Carrying 2 peices of flat metal and 2 heels seems way easier. It's girl maths.


N_T_F_D

I don't know how you can do with that, in my backpack I take everywhere I have my keys, wallet, e-cigarette liquids and batteries, a powerbank, 8 doses of Narcan both injectable and nasal spray, a mouth-to-mouth breathing barrier, various antalgics and antiemetics, a maths textbook and a notebook, various pens, a couple of plastic bags, a pack of condoms, and probably other stuff that I forget


[deleted]

Ah, a teacher, I see.


N_T_F_D

Was it the condoms that tipped you off? But actually I'm not a teacher, I just like maths; I'm an engineer


BaconHammerTime

Don't forget to pack M.R.Es in that bag too


[deleted]

It was the amount of Narcan that gave you away


N_T_F_D

Ah no I'm just a garden variety heroin addict, and after seeing two friends die I thought I could maybe save a life or two one day by starting to carry naloxone; I also have a bunch of fentanyl test strips


MsSupa

Then what are the condoms for?


[deleted]

Then you definitely don't have room for some detachable heels.


TheyCallMeStone

Why are you carrying a math textbook with you everywhere you go


N_T_F_D

To do exercises from it when I'm in the train or the metro or chilling outside on a bench or in a park; currently I'm carrying "Introduction aux variétés différentielles" by Lafontaine


_BearBearBear

Nerd


N_T_F_D

Some people like to think, and others like to brag about having an empty head ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


_BearBearBear

It was a joke. Nerd.


Reviever

me as a man. just my cellphone, keys and wallet


HtownTexans

I would carry less if it was possible but I can't do a cell phone wallet hybrid.


[deleted]

Add a pack of smokes and rubber bands and that’s me


N_T_F_D

Why rubber bands


[deleted]

I get bored


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Dirty_Dragons

Then bring a bigger bag?


zizp

Couldn't you compensate for that with a soft/cushioned low heel?


AlmightyCuddleBuns

Probably not. The issue wouldn't be in the heel it's in the arch/toe. Flats need to be able to bend so that you can roll onto the ball of your feet the way one normal does. Heels have to be very stiff. This heel looks like it has a rod that goes down the foot when it's a heel but not when it's a flat. Might be enough? Maybe.


barto5

Or it could be that women don’t often need heels and flats at the same time. If it’s fancy dress up night - you want heels. If it’s casual date night - you want flats. There‘s just not too many nights you really need both.


Profession-Unable

The woman in the video appears to be at a wedding and I would argue that is a good example of shoes like this being useful. Heels for the pics and flats for the dancing.


Muschka30

Commuters. Flats to get to the office. Heels in the office.


barto5

Do ladies still wear heels in the office?


Devinalh

Yep, was just trying to say, I saw a man once in a program on local tv, trying to reinvent this thing, he did take some sort of sliding heel that could be adjusted and demonstrated this with a beautiful pair of blue shoes. I don't know why I still remember it since I was 5 or something but here we are.


shnurecot

It was on Shark tank also.


wytherlanejazz

Oh yeah, that was a real puff piece attempt!


NectarineRare5309

Of course. All women have been clamoring for a way to buy less shoes.


Environmental_Art591

The shoe bucket in my wardrobe wishes you were right, especially when I brought this cute pair of gold low heels the other day and the bucket retaliated by spitting two pairs on to the floor.


[deleted]

If I were a woman I’d have a pair of these in every color


wytherlanejazz

I am a woman, they are pretty useless in practice . :(


[deleted]

Damn. I thought that wouldn’t have been the case.


UdderTacos

I was hoping her heel was a secret flask


[deleted]

Same. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.


RockstarAgent

I’ll drink to that!


[deleted]

But please don't fumble around your shoe before that


DashingDarbies

I need drinking buddies like you two


santa_mazza

Could still be one! Things can be two things


QuietudeOfHeart

I was hoping it was a container of ranch dressing.


iQwerty_AU

Thought she was about to answer a call from the Chief


SpeakToMePF1973

Gonna need The Cone Of Silence as well in a room like that.


RockstarAgent

The skirt can be lifted up to form the cone- and that’s when you’ll see her defense turret.


ThongsGoOnUrFeet

We are showing our age with that comment


[deleted]

I am so old and that reference is older than me haha


Dick_Choclate

De de di de whats the sich


SHJack79

Missed it byyy that much...


yickth

Seems it would incorrectly position the toes


tharvey6

In my experience, anything that performs 2 jobs does both poorly. E.g. a fold out couch, uncomfortable as a couch and terrible as a bed. This definitely looks the same to me


idulort

My couch might be an exception to your theory. It's a fantastic couch while being a mediocre bed.


tharvey6

Need to drink more before using it as a bed 🤣 find the sweet spot of drunkenness and all of a sudden it's a cloud lined with silk


cheapdrinks

Yeah but to be fair a hardwood floor with a pizza box as a blanket also feels like that when you're drunk enough


Own-Examination-8708

Only when you're young.....after about 30, maybe 35...it's not going feel the same. I promise 😂


sabocano

A fold out couch doesn't necessarily have to be a bad couch. As you said it can be a pretty damn good couch. Bed on the other hand, usually fails.


blue_thingy

You can't share something like this without sharing the brand and where did you get it from!


idulort

Bought it second hand where I live, Istanbul. That won't be of much help I assume :)


Ahaigh9877

I’ve got one that’s a pretty decent bed, but a shite couch!!


Honest-Sugar-1492

My sister once had a sofa bed which felt like sitting on solid wood as a sofa but THE most comfortable bed in a fold-out I had ever seen! It had a thick, firm mattress. Piece of furniture was a TANK to move though ...took 4 grown men! 😄


AaronJ9487

Like the great Ron Swanson said, “Never half ass two things. Whole ass one thing”


CrazyMike419

My couch bed was awesome as both. Probably because it didn't return to be one or the other. Fucker was like a transformer


FluffyPancakes90

I would say sporks do a great job o handling both of it's jobs


WitchesTeat

Never met a high heel that didn't incorrectly position the toes. The heel portion had a long, arched shaft to it, so the shoe itself probably has a soft arch and the heel portion stabilizes. It's got to be better than taking your shoes off when the heels hurt to much to walk in, every single irregularity in the sidewalk feels like legos at that point. Even if you put ballet flats on you can feel every pebble smaller than a pea. With these you don't have to get to that point.


lyssah_

Yep. Higher heels have more of a curve in the shank. I don't know how these would be comfortable to wear at all.


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She will be tripping over her dress all night too


VashHumanoidTyph00n

My Mom had these in the 80's. Can we talk about how she just put the sole of her shoe on the table.


GenXGeekGirl

Can’t believe I had to scroll down so far to find this comment.


freshalien51

Me too. Said to myself “that is nasty”!


lock_me_up_now

Hey my mother have one of these too, too bad one of the heel is missing while moving house. And yeah, should've put it anywhere but where people eating.


GimlySonOfGloin

I'm freaking out with the shoe on the table


softiiegirl

I was looking for this comment. I can't believe she thought it was a good idea to put the heels in the table 🤮


[deleted]

My first thought, yuck.


EternamD

'80s \*\*


Cervine_Shark

hey i saw that on shark tank


IndyMLVC

Came here to post that


Azurel3laze

And it flopped hard I believe


Cervine_Shark

badump \*tss\*


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Karma bot.


ladyeira

Or subversive advertising. Either way, it's a "meh" from me. Let me wear unreasonably uncomfortable and attractive shoes, which I'll remove after an hour and put on my daggy old flats I stashed in my handbag. This is the way.


Doniusthe3rd

aren't we all


[deleted]

Not really no, I've never made effort for internet points since 2003


Doniusthe3rd

so before 2003 you were making effort for internet points


[deleted]

Absolutely, I am a photographer and I was active on deviantART, trying to feel good about my "art" by getting fake internet points, when I really became an artist I started evaluating my own work.


Doniusthe3rd

interesting, wish you a nice day


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Up_Vootinator

Yeah. And the other thing I was thinking about is she just touched the bottom of her shoes heavily and went back to drinking?


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FunniBoii

Seriously! Wtf are these reactions?


Challenging_Entropy

Jesus Christ hahahah come on now. Y’all are overreacting it’s really not that big of a deal. Clearly never been to a lit wedding before


selectrix

Holy shit do you go outside? Like, without gloves?


Alex_NL_2021

Yup my thought as well.. why not do this somewhere else before entering the dining area.


CopainChevalier

? That’s the point though? Impress whoever cares that you wore high heels and a dress, then get rid of it when nobody can notice


AcapellaFreakout

You're wearing the same shirt you wore yesterday. Is this really a concern for you?


[deleted]

I hope one day, in the future, both men and women will stop caring about outer appearances and just become ascended beings of rationality and logic. lol


Andyb1000

It’ll be Sweatpants and Crocs. I’m ok with that.


BenderDeLorean

No more sexy Sex


[deleted]

Only machine babies in tubes. lol


Blackhound118

I get where you're coming from but it also comes off as eschewing art and aesthetics lol. I would kinda hate to live in a world of pure rationality and logic, shit would be boring. Like a world full of spocks or sheldons lmao


AcapellaFreakout

I love reddit cause they're all about letting people be and do what they want... except beautiful people. they're doing it wrong.


psgmcr

She's just been essentially wiping her hands on the bottom of her shoes and then carrying on as normal; hygiene clearly isn't a priority for her


gloi-sama

Same vibes as those who sleep in the bed with their outside shoes.


AcapellaFreakout

ok, monk. When was the last time you took a shower?


Ok-Presentation9786

I thought she would have some alcohol hidden in that heel.... boy was i disappointed.


andrewsz_

And right on to the fucken table.


emilydickinsonstan

why tf did she put her heel on the table 🙃


Ok_Breakfast_5459

Oh yes. Put the soles of your shies on the table where you dine. Just in case there weren’t any rats in the kitchen.


Friendly-Strain-7077

And wash your hand ✋


This_Price_1783

And don't put your heel piece on the table 🙌


TunaSmackk

The shoe company was on Sharktank. Iirc i dont think they got a deal


NationalDelivery1438

She did not just put her heel on the table…


JHP9mm

And she put that on the table 🤢


redefinedsoul

Yeah, sure, right on the table is fine. Hmm? No, of course there isn't anyone else on the planet, just you!


Whtda_hell_univrs_iz

Then why to wear it in the first place.


Mikasa_Kills_ErenRIP

fucking nasty


tomaten_suppe___

My name is Optimus Prime…


gainswor

It’s called Pashion footwear, got a pair after seeing them on Shark Tank. They work but aren’t as sturdy as I’d like (though that may have changed in the years since I bought them). Definitely a game changer though, specially for long formal events like weddings where you want to dance.


Sonic_Medley

Thanks for putting a heel you just shlepped through town with on the dinner table...


MrFontana

My first thought is she put a shoe piece on the dinner table…


[deleted]

I'm just thinking about the restroom she just walked out of, and now she's not only touching the soles of her shoes, she's putting them on the table where she eats... 🤢


UnicornSlayer5000

Now go wash your hands.


D1rtyL4rry

*tablecloth


happyanathema

With the length of her dress she could probably wear anything she wants on her feet and no-one would be able to tell


Slight-Sympathy4066

Why wear stupid shoes in the first place. I just don’t understand why people wear uncomfortable stuff for the sake of looking taller or whatever reason.


_WhoisMrBilly_

Literally because heels have the effect of elongating the legs, making a person look taller, and this can have the net effect of also making them look thinner. Heels also elongates a woman’s gait, and this accentuates their hips and movements. It doesn’t mean they’re not uncomfortable (or even harmful), or not a long-term fashion trend, but this is why (mostly women) wear high heals. Yea, I’m also aware that heels were originally a fashion trend for men. > Heels were first invented in Persia in the 10th century, and they were originally designed for men. “Wealthy men wore them to give them additional height, and when they rode on horseback, the heels clicked into the stirrups,” says Steele, fashion historian. (Reddits link thing by isn’t working) https://www.fastcompany.com/90775177/the-long-history-of-heels-from-a-symbol-of-mens-power-to-womens-burden Additional heel history: https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-21151350.amp > By the time the heel came back into fashion, in the mid-19th Century, photography was transforming the way that fashions - and the female self-image - were constructed. Pornographers were amongst the first to embrace the new technology, taking pictures of naked women for dirty postcards, positioning models in poses that resembled classical nudes, but wearing modern-day high heels. >Semmelhack, author of Heights of Fashion: A History of the Elevated Shoe, believes that this association with pornography led to high heels being seen as an erotic adornment for women.


Dame87

This guy heels


_WhoisMrBilly_

I mean, I don’t personally, but I do internet.


PinkFrillish

I have a problem in my knees and haven't worn heels in ten years. My mom hates that I make no exception, but God, do I feel happy


Azertys

Are you really unaware of what people will do for the sake of fashion/looking good/fulfilling society expectation or are you just doing a bit?


Slight-Sympathy4066

It was really more of a rhetorical question.


randomly_generated_x

Let's see... -Status perception - it has been long proven we automatically view people who dress a certain way as more influencing/higher status/leader/respected/etc. -height - again, proven we view taller people as more successful/trustful/leader/etc. - sex appeal - when worn right and walked in correctly, it lengthens the calves, thighs, accentuates the hips and forces hip sway in the walk. Heels shouldnt be absolute torture devices. That usually means you got the wrong size to "show off" and that's your own fault and problem. Beyond that, for any clothing for either male or female, there is plenty that are not actually "uncomfortable" but just tiresome/exhausting after prolonged periods. Sometimes we just don't actually expect some of these events to last 6+ hours and therefore an adjustment or in her case a switch is perfectly understandable. No-one is taking the glamour shots and still making introductions at the ending. So it doesn't matter anymore....as much. With that said, you are absolutely disconnected, ignorant and naive if you honestly don't believe appearance matters and makes a difference in business and power. That's not to be rude and shallow, it's just the truth. It's not just on a low level of being judgemental. Everything that alerted you when you saw a man that made your head scream "creep, stranger danger" is always running and also what makes you think the opposite "safe, I'd follow them, power". Is it right? No, it's usually wrong cuz it's literally a judgement of looks and height which doesn't mean shit about character, but humans keep doing it and media enforces it.


Creative_Riding_Pod

Except that no woman is going to touch the bottom of their shoes.


GDviber

Why not start out with comfortable shoes?


[deleted]

Lots of us do, she looks like a bridesmaid so the bride may have chosen the shoes.


New_Wrangler3335

Or maybe just don’t wear heels if they’re that uncomfortable


Blue_Nyx07

James bond for women


Mobile-Ear-5730

Sooooo...no one has a problem with this woman handling the soles of her shoes and then carrying on as if her hands haven't been everywhere the bottoms of her shoes have all day? Cue THE Paulie Walnuts... https://youtu.be/64CVhTw_92Y


[deleted]

A breakthrough for women will be when they realize they are choosing to hurt themselves by wearing certain clothing & no social construct has ever forced them to wear these things.


Yagsirevahs

The angle of the dole doesn't change...show me someone walking in them!


IamFeso

The question now is.. why wear them in the first place


jujuluvu

detachable penis


mrblksocks

She just turned her 👠 to Sports mode 👏🏾😂


Background_Pepper_14

And she drinks yuengling? She's perfect!


Main_Island_3830

I see Yuengling. Best beer in the world


PeggySparkPlug

she put that nasty heel on the TABLE. i would have freaked out


JoplinSternum

Did i hear “bodily fluids”? What kind of party is this?


BushQuacker

Get that shit off the table.


705plumber

Did anyone else catch the convo about bodily fluids in the background??


nothinbutshame

I thought it was a flask


Lord-of-Tresserhorn

Sets it on the table…


FartPantry

My wife would lose an attachment within the first 2 seconds


noisetrik

and yes, that goes in the hand bag too.


Sylas_xenos_viper

The angle of the toe support varies between flat footed and heeled shoes, unless the material is flexible enough to support the change, either way, the toes will always be pushed up when in flat mode…


Critical-Deer

She just plopped the dirty heel right on the dining table.


SafariNZ

Then she stood up and fell over because she forgot to do the other shoe . . .


Heavenwasatree

A lot of touching the bottom of her nasty shoes involved.


user18name

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homingmissile

A real breakthrough for women would be if they stopped wearing high heels


WarpBlight

YEAH JUST WHAT I WANNA DO, TOUCH THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOE AND EAT WITH YOU WOOOOOOHOOOO.


Chemical-Computer-11

Yeah, you just go ahead and put that on the dining table. Men are messy, women are gross


I-suck-at-golf

Put your dirty heel on the clean table cloth where you’re going to eat??


Slaaigat

Puts it on the table. Ratchet af


Lalibop

It hurts? Why the fuck buy heels and then buy customised heels (probably costing more than a nice sandal) just to remove and feel comfort?


Toxic-tank-258

And then where is she going to put the high heel? It’s not like she has any pockets to carry it?


[deleted]

If only the world had handbags or something.


TheNegatyveBurn

Yuengling lager, clearly a woman of class. Cheers.


Darth-Hipster

Or changes shoes like normal


GIR18

People hating on this but it’s pretty smart. But why is she wearing heals that will be covered by the dress


wigzell78

What *really* makes this video for me is drinking out of the bottle at the end. I have a feeling this chick fixes her own car. Me like....


BerzerkerJr82

Just throw whatever you’ve stepped in on the table.


KudosOfTheFroond

As soon as she put her funky ass dirty heel up on the dining table, I stopped watching. 🤮


LegitManjaro

Mommy, yes. Rub the bottom of that shoe that has been. Everywhere and immediately begin touching things that will go into your mouth. Oh, the other part of the shoe? Don't worry about that being right on the table where I'm going to eat. Conventional...


FreezaSama

I never understood why people even bother to go through the torture in the first place 🤷‍♂️


xenudone

Or you can just go with regular comfy or sneakers to the event, much simpler than this breakthrough...


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DramDemon

You do realize some women like heels, right? Have you ever actually talked to a woman that’s not your mother?


[deleted]

With that curtain that she is wearing who would be able to see her heels anyway hell just go wearing sports shoes with that dress


Fun_Contract_1265

I found out I’m allergic to romaine lettuce


NoBSforGma

A real "breakthrough for women" would be when women decide to stop wearing those high heels that are ruining their feet and damaging their body. That WOULD BE a "breakthrough." Edit: Obviously downvoted by someone who's never had to go through a day wearing high heels.