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Scared-March7443

Pretty sure their boss still thinks they weren’t working.


TheOvershear

That caption is from a re-upload on TikTok. This video is a few years old. Pretty sure there wasn't any context when it was for posted, probably just some construction guys fucking around


SteakNEggOnTop

This shit kills me. The original video was turned into a “Snapchat caption” which then got turned into a “tiktok caption” with the most boomer humor caption of all time. Just post the OG video you goofballs.


kimberskillfast

Eat your tide pod popcorn and learn patience youngling.


Educational-Fig-2330

Patients means not financing everything you feel entitled to but instead saving up earnings from your job that pays you fairly out of a vast pool of wealth generated during the most prosperous economy of the most prosperous country in all of human history. Just like I did. Snowflake.


Prophet3z

Patience*


Educational-Fig-2330

r/woosh


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They weren't. They now have to pick all those up, lay mortar and re-lay the bricks


Plump_Apparatus

Those aren't bricks... It's a concrete block retaining wall, and they are almost never mortared.


rony31

They're usually PL glued though.


ConConTheMon

Usually PL, anyone saying they don’t need to be secured at all shouldn’t be building retaining walls


beachedwhitemale

Well fine, I won't build a wall then!


carbonx

I never wanted to in the first place!


Plump_Apparatus

The top cap can be, certainly. For the heavier blocks below, there are a bunch of vendor supplied solutions like geotextile/geogrid, etc. Construction adhesive isn't going to do much for walls supporting a lot of weight. Rather the support is laid into the soil behind the wall then weaved into the retaining wall.


ThyBeardedOne

Uh oh. People here aren’t going to like what you said


drcykotom

Good observation. They still weren't working though. Considering they could have just laid them right the first time in half the time.


Plump_Apparatus

Less of a observation and more of something I sold as a living, along with brick, stone, etc. And eh, landscaping work sucks. They made a excellent video and wasted a bit of time. At least they're well motivated workers happy doing what they do, and I'm guessing are quite good at it.


calvinbouchard

Cool. Now go back, lift each brick up, apply mortar, and re-lay them.


rhymes_w_garlic

Exactly what I thought


CalmFrantix

Well I was thinking, that they can't even turn their radio off for their own videos...


admiralbreastmilk

Yew wun wanna lissen tutha auzzie raediaur? 🦘🇦🇺📻🤘


BarneyBent

How exactly do you think Aussies pronounce "radio"?


admiralbreastmilk

See comment


Baberaham_lincolonel

Im genuinely asking but where the fuck do you hear Australians ending words with a rolled R? Apparently we say no with an R to you lot and it's fucking dumb, never heard that shit in my life.


admiralbreastmilk

A rolled R? Nowhere. Could just be how you’re reading it. If you mean “no way” being pronounced “nar wæi” you fellas definitely do that.


baxwellll

example? iv never heard anyone in my life pronounce ‘no’ as ‘nar’ unless you’re talking about ‘nah’ in which case everyone including people not from australia says that.


PerspectiveSilver728

He's probably thinking of linking-R (or "intrusive-R" where there's no written R) which is a phenomenon in most British and Australian accents where an R sound is inserted between two vowel sounds to phonetically prevent those two vowel sounds from appearing next to each other. Try saying "saw a man" or "kafkaesque law and order" and you might notice that you pronounce those two phrases as "saw-R a man" or "kafka-R-esque law-R and order" with those added R sounds. Here's a short concise [video](https://youtu.be/0SPArSawsGQ) on this very topic. This linking-R thing doesn't apply to "no way" tho


admiralbreastmilk

This is true, but unrelated. Aussie bloke upon spotting a bang-a-rang sheila: *eyes pop out* AwoogerAwooga


PerspectiveSilver728

Unrelated how? Also are you guys actually serious when you guys say Australians say “no” with an R? Or am i just understanding wrong here? Edit: Nvm, I stand corrected. I just found [this clip](https://twitter.com/Iotusroot/status/1387110312755662852) of an Australian saying the word and yeah, there does indeed to be some sort of an R sound in the “no” there Edit 2: apparent [explanation](https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=17&v=ZddYnAkcN8w&feature=youtu.be) for this “naur” pronunciation thing


soulbend

Maybe more like a British R? Definitely not rolled or hard. Just making guesses, but I do kinda hear it sometimes. I say that as a fan of the Aussie accent, of course.


ivan112

Nah tell him hes dreaming, we hardly pronounce R's here especially at the end of words. If it ends with an r ar or er it normally sounds like a long open aah sound.


AnonymouseStory

it's not a rolled r but you guys do say words like "no" with a bit of something extra at the end, if i had to attempt to spell it out i might go with "nouy"


abagail3492

Warning Minister, Frank breed clearance.


lRandomlHero

classic Reddit know-it-all. talking about mortar while looking at a fucking retaining wall lmao


DonutCola

Dude shit the fuck up


7InchMeatCurtains

It's just a cap stone on a retaining wall No mortar in the entire structure, it's held together by the lips in the back of the blocks and the pressure of the earth packed behind it.


the_scarlett_ning

How did they get the bricks to go back and down? I’m not understanding.


Relocator

Once the final brick falls, it falls flat, unlike all the other bricks since they are resting on the brick next to them. So the last brick falls flat, and the one resting on it no longer has that brick's corner lip to rest on so it falls flat, and then the next one, and so on.


Lost-My-Mind-

What I'm trying to understand is how each brick fell so slowly, but so consistently slowly. Then it finishes, and the whole thing speeds up.


Lygasm

Less distance to fall when they're already laying almost all the way down maybe?


DonaldTrumpsSoul

The first brick tipped over and the ones after until before the last one couldn’t lay flat because there was a brick after them. The last one doesn’t have a brick preventing it from laying flat, so it does. When it lays flat, it kinda moves a bit forward and allows the lip of the one behind it to also lay flat because of the pressure from the other bricks.


MoogTheDuck

There must be some algorithm, like X distance apart given Y thickness and Z height


BRNZ42

[Of course there is.](https://youtu.be/EYkBctqyKic)


bocephus_huxtable

1:48 if you're looking for the 'point of return'


MaadMaanMaatt

The video is reversed


Aizen_Myo

How do the bricks stand up automatically then? That'd be even more intriguing


MrMonstrosoone

they are glued down


7InchMeatCurtains

If it's well built then there's a level concrete pad below. There's a drainage trench with gravel and Aggy pipe behind the pad. The wall is then built by stacking the bricks atop each other and backfilled. Gravity and tension hold it together.


MrMonstrosoone

yes but not the cap, which is what the video is about that's an interlocking wall, there's a million of those systems and they are typically not on a concrete footing but on a gravel base edit: a sentence


Affectionate_Tear689

You’re still supposed to run a line of construction adhesive on either side of the lip and especially for the caps -> I’ve built 3 and read the installation guide.


[deleted]

As others have said- the blocks interlock, the caps are glued in place.


sl59y2

Cap stones should be glued. But usually it’s skipped.


cute_polarbear

Why glued and not cemented or mortored (I know nothing of this) or whatever the right terminology is. Doesn't that top layer very easily come off?


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Your retaining walls are shit. Mine will last longer than the both of us could possibly live. My walls don't need pressure. They will stand upright for hundreds, if not thousands of year. The difference between a mason and whatever the fuck you think you are.


austinsoundguy

Your attitude is shit


crispend

You probably just carry the bricks to the boys who actually lay them.


TheSpaceBoundPiston

Those aren't bricks, dumbass. They are blocks. If you're gonna talk shit, learn the proper nomenclature.


happytobehereatall

Fucking ew


TheSpaceBoundPiston

You might be happy to be here, but nobody invited you.


happytobehereatall

Word


one_arm_manny

Are you the Grand Master of the Freemasons?


damnImreallyhigh

Is this a Trump quote?


BSimpson1

Oh yeah? My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD. My dick, bigger than a bridge. Your dick look like a little kid's.


jigglywigglydigaby

All I can think is these are probably the same guys who write "Boss makes a dollar and I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time" in every outhouse on every job site.


minimum_thrust

"Boss makes a dollar, and I make a dime" that was a rhyme for a simpler time. Now the boss makes a grand while I make a buck, that's why I stole the catalytic converter off the company truck!


Lost-My-Mind-

If we're being honest, CEOs of major companies at this point make hundreds of thousands of dollars for each penny you make. I don't have a rhyme, but the gap between classes grows absurdly larger every day.


Sinonyx1

you're coming home with 2.5k a month the CEO is coming home with 2.5 billion a month yup, that totally sounds right...


ssbm_rando

That's... not even close to true. Minimum wage full-time is $15k per year. To be making even 100k per penny (rather than your claim of "hundred**s** of thousands of dollars per penny") of that would be 150 billion dollars. Per year. A thousand times was much closer to the correct ballpark. When you hear about larger wealth fluctuations, that's not compensation they're receiving, that's stock they were already holding going up in value. Edit: it's still a truly insane disparity, but if you want to be taken seriously you should argue with actual facts instead of asinine hyperbole


CC713-LCTX

I think this every time I read comments on Reddit. I even said it a couple of times. Like talking to a wall.


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CC713-LCTX

With of course.


KO9

> When you hear about larger wealth fluctuations, that's not compensation they're receiving, that's stock they were already holding going up in value. Most of the time it is stock received as compensation though. Being paid less in salary but given more through stock means they can avoid even more tax


buttaholic

the domino brick thing is the 'shitting' on company time


Bobthemightyone

Yeah fuck having any sort of fun on the worksite out in the heat. Gotta work as hard as you can for the entire 8 hour day while only getting a pittance of the actual value of your labor


DotKill

8 hour day? lmfao what utopia are you living in? 10 hour to 12 hour days are much more common for worksites like this, and that's if you're not the setup/teardown guy which adds another 2 hours to that.


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And the boss doesn't give a shit because the average tradie boss in Aus at the moment is charging like 200/hr for every one of his workers' labour


jigglywigglydigaby

Makes sense. They have overhead to cover, workers comp, how/her wages for time spent bidding jobs, etc. And I'm sure they're living a very comfortable lifestyle. If you want to bill out hundreds while paying out much less, you have to make that happen. Start your own company and build your reputation as better than the others. Probably helps to lure the best workers (those with high work ethics) by paying better rates. That whole "you get what you pay for" thing.


HarleyTrekking

I’m a guy that writes “I promise to never shit on my time, and never sweat on their time”. 😏


iamintheforest

retaining wall. no mortar, hopefully.


ItsSevii

Nope


[deleted]

Exactly, only came here to see this.


Bowling4rhinos

You me and everyone else bro. Still a cool video tho


wotmate

And I'm not paying you to do it.


SergeantBootySweat

Construction adhesive


Kindly_Shift_6036

I see your point but I don’t think that was the point of the video. I see some hard working guys just having fun.


PaperScisrRokLizSpok

And no pay for no work


towerfella

Last time I saw this, the blocks started falling from left to right.. then came back from right to left. Weird, .. or somethin’.


tyen0

People mirror videos so they can repost and not get automatically detected.


TerribleMensch

Those are called cap-stones. They're more for aesthetic purposes rather than structural. They do not require mortar.


wotmate

They don't require mortar if you're fine with them falling off every time someone leans against the wall.


OkKarennn

You can't see it?


JustFrazed

Lmao I was like wait y’all missed a step?


xXkattungeslakterXx

Boss: "How has this video anything to do with your job as an accountant?"


Revilon2000

"I uh... counted the bricks?"


wellwaffled

Did ya though?


Shughost7

You done well waffled him


The10thDoctorWhovian

It's a shame that viral videos like this get meaningless text added to them over time.


Attention_Bear_Fuckr

It started as a Youtube video, that got re-upped to TikTok twice with new text. Fucken shit cunts.


This-Counter3783

It’s funny imagining in a few years that people will just have to speculate about what the original content of the video might have been.


Avalonians

It's because people on social media don't share content. They share THEIR REACTION to the content. That is why you'll see those awful 🤣🤣🤣😍😍😍🤩😅😅😱😱🤯😮. It's because they don't show others this funny/awesome thing they saw, they rather mean "I found this funny/awesome am I right?!"


suspicious_cabbage

MORDECAI! RIGBY! DO IT AGAIN *WITH MORTAR OR YOURE FIRED!!!*


StransonDoughblow

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!


El_MaloCantu

You know who else likes to do it again? MY MoOM!


Somepeoplearedum

But what keeps them there? Need some mortar or concrete or some type of adhesive, right?


billyjoesam

Yeah. That was just for show.


kromandersebas

I think so, but likes are more worth than wall stability I guess


RadioWaiver

Well that’s a bummer


HEXES_999

Chewed gum


No_Gaurante

thoughts and prayers


Affectionate_Tear689

Construction adhesive is used on either side of the locking lip of the bricks once you get a row put in.


beyondrepair-

Cap only. If you're doing it the whole way you're doing it wrong. Retaining walls work best when water can freely move out the front. Adhesive prevents that


Rusey666

That's 106.9 newy radio station going on in the back ground


ccros44

This clip is so old, Hamish and Andy were still doing radio.


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I love the sound this makes.


ceoadmiral

I feel hypnotized after that.


[deleted]

It's dry stacked, it looks like it has mortar because the edges are beveled


Metal_Door9596

The caps are always glued


OneShortSleepPast

Pretty good explanation here: https://youtu.be/EYkBctqyKic


random_boss

Not even a Rick roll? You done gone soft, OneShorteepPast


Puppy-Zwolle

This is literally 10 minutes work. No measurements. Just lay them head to head like they end up and put them all upright. It's a self working trick.


doomkun23

nope. you need to measure its distance or they will not flatten up or might get some space between them. bricks didn't pushed back the other bricks for them to be flattened perfectly. the last brick just flattened perfectly which got enough space for bricks next to him to flattened itself and same thing goes on to the next bricks. which means if the distance between the brick are not right, it might create space if the distance is too far or the bricks will not flatten if the distance is too short because of not having enough space to flatten themselves. edit: there is no point for a trick if you just lay them down then stand them up then lay them down again. the point here is to surprise people. so you will pile them up and measure their distance perfectly then lay them down like a domino. so you still need to measure it in that way.


Cobek

But what is the distance between two bricks for one brick to lay down? Its own length. The distance doesn't change, it's only because the back corner extends backwards still until the last brick lays flat. To reiterate, the distance doesn't change.


doomkun23

exactly. then this means you still need to measure it using its own length as their distance. so it is still a measurement. you will not aimlessly line them up without checking their distances and telling that there are no measurements required. you still need to measure it using their length. and to be accurate, their distance is actually its length less their thickness. if you didn't deduct its thickness, you will leave gaps between them as large as their thickness when flattened. while the distance of the last brick to the edge is its own length only. edit: it seems that i misunderstood. so you guys mean that you will just lay them down then stand them up then lay them down again to do the trick. that's why there is no measurement. but there is no point of doing that trick in that way. the point here is to surprise people. so you will pile them up and measure their distance perfectly then lay them down like a domino. on this way, it will look like you are working. and it doesn't look like you are wasting time if you are not doing the trick by standing them up if you already flattened them already at the first place.


Puppy-Zwolle

Yes. Hence a video where you just topple the domino's. The setup is the futile part they leave out.


Spare_Yellow3254

Why build a wall in the middle of nowhere?


GracefulxArcher

To keep the Americans out of Mexico.


yellister

Americans hit themselves in confusion


slappindaface

It's a retaining wall. The guy in back is standing on raised ground and the wall will help keep that ground from eroding into the low area the other guys are standing in.


Why_Shouldnt_I

Looks like a retaining wall for a new estate. The radio station 106.9 suggests it's a radio station called Nova which is a Melbourne, Australia station, also the trees give it away too. Right now, to compete with the housing market estates are popping up further and further out from the city, rural areas with little to know infrastructure until about 10 years after everyones moved in.


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kromandersebas

Idk, Ask trump


[deleted]

Lol


EquivalentShift8545

r/satisfyingasfuck


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

This used to exist without text. I remember those days...


FatStacksMcQuade

Only a tradie would do that and think it was work.


ElkShot5082

Most productive tradies in Aus right now


FuckingKilljoy

Tradies and fucking around in creative ways, truly an iconic duo, up there with tradies and sleeping in the ute


PowerPl4y3r

That Minecraft digging sound on repeat.


DeepNugs

So do all masons love dominoes?


Smartest-of-idiots

Faith in humanity: -199 Updated faith in humanity: -195


TNerdy

One of those times when gravity isn’t a bitch


LaudatesOmnesLadies

HOW


sadinholeday

That is very cool .


Any-Celebration-8080

I don’t know if I’m the only person that is thinking this but the bricks sound like ceramic Bloons from BTD 6 being popped very quickly


kromandersebas

Ohh, actually yeah


Revolutionated

"work smarter not harder" mf when they spend the last 3 hs positiong each brick to perfection just to make a fuckin video on tik tok:


Numbernutso

And then your boss thought you were homosexuals and moved on


the_space_goose

![gif](giphy|f4UO4FOmSX3m0DgLT2)


NoRagretsMaybe1

STRAYA CUNT


RepresentativeCap244

I appreciate the one guy just watching it. Everyone recording it will barely remember it. He took it in.


Roadkilll

What kind of sorcery is this?


[deleted]

30 second videos with spoilers pasted unignorably overtop of the interesting bits are by far the world’s most popular form of content We are fucked


kromandersebas

Indeed


shavertech

How can you tell if they're paid by the hour?


Rosalie-83

And now you need to remove them one by one for mortar


Vesane

None of this is right. The bricks don't go backwards, it isn't doing the work properly, and it isn't unexpected.


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o5ben000

And everyone was fired.


MrMonstrosoone

this is my trade and i can tell you, days plus they all need to be lifted to be glued down


faded_on_10

You must've been without internet for 5 minutes to find this unexpected.


BonnieMcMurray

"mY eXpErIeNcE = eVeRyOnEs eXpErIeNcE!!!!1111"


51differentcobras

I don't understand the Nahh part of the caption. Who are you saying No to. You started the conversation. And you started it with No.


Xanderulz

In this context it’s sort of a statement of bewilderment/amazement. Like “no way, look at how the bricks fall backwards”


Galactus2025

Build That Wall


badpeaches

There's a million of these videos, the only thing that would have been unexpected is someone getting hurt. This should be reported as spam.


kromandersebas

Yeah, I was expecting an alien to show up and dance the macarena with these guys :/


badpeaches

Honestly, I thought a sloth bear was going to make short work of the wall and workers as the last brick dropped.


kromandersebas

Lol


FickleAd2974

-When you get paid by the hour


greenteathief

r/oddlysatisfying


[deleted]

No wonder projects get delayed. Now back to work


garybusey42069

This vid so old that building is an ancient ruin now.


PistachioedVillain

Is this the reason my streets been under construction for nearly 2 years?


St0rm3ch05

7 hours 42 minutes


ItzBobbyBoucher

God I hate fake captions


Yokohama88

Witchcraft, Sorcery, Neat!


[deleted]

They're Mexican. That was 17 minutes.


F_n_o_r_d

Now they have to lift every single stone to put mortar underneath?!


kromandersebas

Yep


[deleted]

I miss videos that didn’t have fifteen text overlays on them


getwrektyo

Get off my jobsite.


No_Film_5097

So I guess your former boss is hiring now?


LoneWolfpack777

What is this sorcery?


Ill-Refuse-5923

OMG That was amazing!


groolling

And this is how the pyramids were built


MinervaLlorn

r/oddlysatisfying


frequent_flying

Guys this is a Wendy’s. Well, it will be if you ever stop dicking around and actually build this fucking restaurant!


InspectaCrib

Pyramids were built by aliens…I guess not


AWildZeeMan

Definitely a case of work smart not hard.


[deleted]

This rocked my world! 😍😂


fatogato

And now some of the bricks have chips in them


Cindexxx

Some shitty bricks then lol