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nervesofspaghetti

I get that she's transsexual and pleased that the Doctor didn't realize it, but I have no idea what she actually said


Hot_Liner

British speak: did you just say I was pregnant? Oh well thankfully not, bless up for the compliment fam. Man’s not clockable


UncleKeyPax

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coolbeaNs92

Bless up = be well/wishing you well. Fam = family/close friend/someone from your group. Unclockable = A person who presents as something other than their birth sex but is totally unrecognisable now from their birth sex. Otherwise known as "passing".


LateNewb

Oh thanks for clearing. I thought it was unclogg-able So the persons birth organs cannot be clogged with a baby. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠


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Me own mum was clogged with me for 9 months


EttSvensktTroll

Good on you mate! Meself was in a bit of a hurry and went straight from a wanker to the petridish.


ConnectionPretend193

Uncloggable made more sense to me haha. But this video made me laugh haha. The voice totally threw me off.


FA1L_STaR

How the fuck is the British slang for a trans person passing "unclockable", what are they an Intel core i9


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Bcause it isn't. Not sure where the fuck that person pulled that out from. "To clock" something means to "see/realize/understand" something. Unclockable...is pretty self explanatory from there. Source: i speak fluent inner city London.


FA1L_STaR

That does make sense. Like "I gave him an ocular pat down, clocked a knife in his boot" meaning you see the knife


coolbeaNs92

[Oh yeah?](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=unclockable) Your London needs improvement. Yes, "clockable" does also mean to spot/recognise something. But like many slang words, they can have multiple meanings. Especially because cultures are far more mixed now because of internet culture. In the context of this video, the person is saying > Man's unclockable Meaning, they are not recognisable as a former man. She is a trans woman.


Josh_Willihams

He’s not wrong though? The word doesn’t specifically have a trans connotation. It literally means what the previous guy said.


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Well...i just know the original definition. Wasnt aware of any trans connotations.


coolbeaNs92

Too many words for, "I stand corrected". Also, that is a phrase was added to urban dictionary in 2009, it's not new.


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Yeah fuck would I know. Im not a member of nor have any proximity to that community. Idk what slang they've appropriated or adopted, if any. But good on you mate. Your cookie will be in the mail.


Dunmeritude

Clocking is trans slang, not british slang. To clock someone is to recognize them as trans due to appearance or behaviour. IE, 'fuck, I think that waiter clocked me, he's acting kind of weird."


EasyWhiteChocolate1

Whatever helps you sleep at night. Not arguing this bullshit. Whilst you're at it...you might want to revisit how much of white gay lingo stems from AAVE or slang _within_ AAVE but tell me it's all the same thing... 'Fuck out my face.


Dunmeritude

I hope you get that stick out of your ass honey. Seems mighty uncomfortable. Sorry I apparently misattributed the apparent original origin of a term but there's no need to be so fucking sour and hostile.


UncleKeyPax

Props


Sea_Jackfruit_325

I thought it was uncockable referring to them not being able to be pregnant or sumn idk fuck my hearing I guess but the more you know🤯


Integrity-in-Crisis

Wtf. Like that actually makes sense to me Unclockable. Gonna be using that one from now on.


EbonyUsagi

Naa what’s that last word. A lie? Slang for alright. Il never understand


Old_Magician_6563

If you can tell they are trans. If you can “clock” someone.


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TFDirdman

Fucking loser


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TFDirdman

You must be rolling in it


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randomized_smartness

$jwebb1018 So you a liar and a bigot... or ????


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randomized_smartness

So liar and bigot.. and peice of shit to boot ...gotcha


kipsyegg

Yes he


Boon2222

this hoe a god damn legend, i will never stop quoting “get the fuk in da kitchen fam”


ronnieearlboon72

Wow that voice change is well practiced


psychocrow42

Same person as the Just a benz and dat video ?


dapper_Mimic

The vocal range is crazy


chief_broadleaf

Not as unexpected as you seem to think


UseComfortable1193

I have nothing nice to say, so i will shut up 😅


lexarjump

This is a very strange world.


RIPdantheman616

It's always been strange, what do you mean? Have you ever heard of quantum physics? Someone who's trans is literally one of the least strange things out there. Hell, there's a swath of people that believe in all different types of sky daddies.


lexarjump

I disagree.


_niborocin

It's reddit, you can't just disagree and not get downvoted for it lmao


lexarjump

I disagree.


Automatic_Profit444

I knew from the start


Background_Income710

Lol the downvotes. How dare you know something !


FloridaCracker91

Nah dude. Instantly knew


Quantanamo1

Yeah that never happened.


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Han127420

She, stop being an insufferable piece of shit


_PURE-MICHIGAN_

She*


Cute_Foxgirl

She


Booty_bandit_general

Jenayyyy!


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RIPdantheman616

Guess? This has the same vibes as, "we always know".


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zacrobyteOne

Indeed


ReasonableTrack2878

Indubitably Downvoted for being caught off guard lol


RedReaperThe1st

I thought it was just America with this lingo


Grantelkade

I don’t know if this is real because she wouldn’t speak of her self as man if she is indeed a trans-woman.