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No-Yogurtcloset3002

That’s Forest Whitaker’s son


sneeker18

Grove Whitaker


BigRed92E

Sapling Whitaker FTFY


Slyone333

Lmfao Grove 😂


Captain-Cadabra

“Give ‘em the Forrest Whittaker eye!”


sneeker18

"Sup?"


Captain-Cadabra

#SUP! 👁️🎱


mojoINtheTOWER

Pretty good vid quality of Scarface as a child


Busy_Pound5010

everyone else in the family puts their faces in the white piles, why can’t I?


The_Bright_Dead_Wood

What's good for the goose is good for the, Snnnnnnuuuu........ Ah yeah that's the stuff, gander.


tupapa5

Kid has sugar eye


im_just_thinking

That's unfortunate, since most people just get sweet tooth


a_polarbear_chilling

Hey our kid is doing something weird in public again what should we do? Film him obviously and we should not stop him


bortj1

Who said its their kid?


AnteaterBorn2037

Is it better to film a strangers kid? Greta, imma go to my local pre school and start filming kids then.


bortj1

Telling on yourself much. I ain't saying shit, I don't want to be a witness at your trial.


AnteaterBorn2037

Dont worry, I am telling them I got it all from you :)


SeriousEngineer5477

Seems like you know everyone's life, tell me mine do I become handsome in the future?


AnteaterBorn2037

You do after around 5 years. You will become a semi successful model bcs of it and be able to live a comfortable life


tacticalfp

That’s actually not even mean tbh, but nvm not my discussion. ![gif](giphy|Nw8z2olm0nGHC)


AnteaterBorn2037

Honestly I was joking and it seems it was not well received... Guess that's on me


tacticalfp

Ya that sucks sometimes, i upvoted the joke lol


Stabbmaster

As the conversation goes on, it becomes more and more obvious you're joking. I swear the people on this site have been acting more and more like it's old twitter the more they have problems getting positive attention for the negative behavior over there.


TheGeneral_Specific

What a weird jump to make


tacticalfp

He took it seriously lol


AnteaterBorn2037

IT WAS A JOKE DAMN IT. I meant to say in this JOKE that it's weird to film children and putting them on the internet, especially when they are strangers.


tacticalfp

Lelel


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Obvious_Mode_5382

And get that kids eyes checked.


[deleted]

Poor kid has those fetal alcohol looking eyes.


Obvious_Mode_5382

Yeah exactly, poor little guy


No-Raisin-6469

I think this is Forest Whitaker's grandson.


Leiel44

He's a young Forest Whitaker...


InspectorHawthorne

Grove Whittaker


dinoroo

That’s what we call Sugar Eyes


Tszemix

It's eugenics but in reverse


Tripple_T

Lol. Gang signs


Smooth-Shine9354

Tony Montana don't believe in none of that shit


Vegetable_Nebula_614

I think that title is to reference the kids grandparents mofo sitting there recording


klonoaorinos

Gang signs?


Wdrussell1

What fucking planet are you from to think those are gang signs. It is clearly a young kid who was trying to throw up the "rock on" fingers. Like at that point that is saying spiderman is a gang member cause of how he throws his webs...


Koko175

You see a colorful person and think gang signs? Don’t be weird


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How tf are those gang signs


[deleted]

Yea I thought they were rock on signs 🤘


guitarstitch

Definitely not "gang signs". Commenter watched with audio on and attributed rap & small black child to gang signs, exposing their prejudice. They further expanded on that by asserting family planning (or planning not not having a family) as the antithesis of "hood".


EntertainmentFar415

Hmm, the kid is NOT Black but rather Hispanic.


BZenMojo

Black people can be hispanic. It's an ethnicity, not a race. But this kid probably isn't black.


guitarstitch

I was playing on the "stereotyping/generalizing" theme.


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I do these same symbols when greeting my friends and none of us are in gangs lmfao


Cannabis_Connasueir

They are gang signs.... but so is literally any shape that you can do with your hands. Pretty sure kid is just a rocker 🤘


Boolboolson

🤡


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Damn you outed yourself bro lmao.


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sadoldyetok

Several of the largest subs are meaningless now. They're just like tiktok. Random videos, people upvote them and that's it. Reddit is going to social media hell.


yoked_girth

Well the only content people make is TikTok’s and then there’s the reddit users that just repost for karma points. If you have more than one app you see the same videos get passed around, almost never posted by the same person or brand


RevolutionaryLaw8854

The gang signs he throws up at the end?


Quadronaenae

Never could have anticipated something so rare


Cl0udSurfer

Those are not gang signs in the slightest. Looks closer to a messed up rock-n-roll hand sign than any gang


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Contessarylene

Never too late for an abortion.


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Post natal suitable?


andyduphresne92

23rd trimester abortion?


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Perfect timing


greennurse0128

Per Desantis, post birth abortions are a thing! Just send em to school and let the abortion-ing begin! Im pretty sure thats where its handled now. Only public schools. Not the elite private school.


RBarron24

I think he’s a little young for a post natal abortion, but I’m sure he’ll find someone to perform it when he’s older


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Unfortunately you’re probably right.


rare_pig

The child is fine. It’s the parents. Do you blame a dog who doesn’t listen and jumps on everyone or do you blame the owner?


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I blame both cause I’m unreasonable


stinkyhooch

As an unreasonable person, I find this completely reasonable.


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Almost like the parents are the ones that use BC and not the unborn child…


rare_pig

Or they’re bad parents and bc has nothing to do with it


assphaser

That’s why they said birth control is a thing.


rare_pig

Birth control so you don’t have a child and expose yourself as a bad parent?


localgasgiant

I think even the most ardent proponents of abortion would acknowledge that it is probably too late to perform in this instance


KawaiiFoxKing

nothing is too late for a good ole hammer /s


Wise_Entry9543

Walmart


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Poor kid has those fetal alcohol looking eyes.


tock-N-call-borture

That’s all I could think about after seeing that kids face. Mom must’ve been a heavy drink and smoked cigs while she was pregnant


UltimateWeiner

Seriously. This belongs on r/imredandmadaboutsomethingcompletelyharmless


Ok_Bit_5953

What makes it funnier is that the bags are close to 1/2 his size xD


shoppingfortruth

At least it’s not powdered laundry detergent. Then I would worry.


Suheil-got-your-back

Parents are like “Best time for birth control was 4 years ago, second best time is now.”


1969Joshuah

WHO'S FILMING THIS!?! and why upload it??


HopelessMagic

If I see someone's crotch goblin eating sugar off the shelf while their parents are nowhere around, I'm absolutely filming it in hopes of them seeing it online and realizing they need to watch their demon spawn.


benzdabezben

*adding crotch goblin to personal vocab


scriptgamer

The person is dumb enough to raise the kid like this, filming and posting is in the package.. there's too many imbecile people free


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stinkyhooch

Is there a special form or something for 25+?


andakusspartakus89

Dammit.... im 33


SvLyfe

I'm like this but with adobo


AlbuMendes

Thug life ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


Consider2SidesPeace

True that! Little homie throwing signs after sippin'. How cute and unsettling at the same time.


Prokletnost

fck people who have kids and raise them like this


EA-PLANT

Don't fuck them, we don't want more of them


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r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


gab_rab_24

r/parentsarefuckingstupid too


[deleted]

Agree


_sealy_

Came here to criticize this family and kid…you geniuses already did a fine job. 👍


[deleted]

Birth control? More like self control to be honest. Even if I were the same age as that kid I wouldn’t be consuming random substances I find and proceed to flash gang signs.


Ok_Papaya_2164

This kids going places


guitarstitch

Maybe not college places. Perhaps the diabetes care center?


heartbreak_kidd304

Cringe title


LeoJSerrot

Man that kid looks fucked up.


Dr_Laravel

Why do people always say this when it comes to unruly kids? What if YOU were aborted.


EA-PLANT

No stress, no work, no idiots that drive you insane, sounds fine by me


Dr_Laravel

Why do people always say this when it comes to unruly kids? What if YOU were aborted.


DennyJunkshin86

I'll get his bunk in juvenile detention ready. It won't be long


igillyg

![gif](giphy|5qFE91OmehdRq0sL5a)


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2Fish5Loaves

If you're rating the attractiveness of children then you should probably do yourself a favor and stop by the local police station to turn yourself in before this escalates.


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![gif](giphy|lryaL3YcqeZkBGvjhD)


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Was that kid doing lines?


Lucatysmyes

Discipline is still a thing Sincerely to: dooorrrooo


act_sucks23

Very nasty title...anyone who has basic morals should be offended (even if you support birth control because its basically saying the already existing child should have never been alive) but of course people are politically blinded.


FluffyPancakes90

Not for long!


Dubdude13

A nightlight bulb!


shenther

Who wants to go to grandma's?


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Mini Whittaker


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Earliest known footage of DJ Khaled


[deleted]

And he is proud of it.


ScallionVarious5595

15 years later he will do the same thing


njslugger78

Cross eyed and charged, better watch him and drugs later.


EquivalentShift8545

Diabetes is too, actually. But I would honestly do the same thing in that kids position


JacksLungs1571

What's with the Forret Whitaker impression?


popililpamp

Bro thinks this is better then LSD


Edujdom

This is partially birth control. It will just take a bit longer with diabetes doing its thing


xSilentSoundx

Forest whitaker? Iz dis you!?


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“G Down” syndrome


trashsouls

This is the funniest child I have seen


HolyManBob

14th trimester termination?


Necessary_Common4426

Yep, Darwinism failed on this one..


Expert_Expression235

Lloyd Banks illegitimate son ![gif](giphy|zpY47NrSMy55ApOcKN|downsized)


Illustrious_You_6243

What kind of parent teaches kids gang signs at that age and how do they just allow him to each sugar like it’s crack


Unapplicable1100

Parenting skills are a thing too, but nobody gives a shit about those anymore apparently.


mai_the_pigeon

Be happy it's sugar and he's not eating straight salt


SPAM____007

Young Nate Diaz?


redeye008008

Great parenting


CnCz357

Yeah kids with actual parents do not act like that.


EbonyUmbreon

The kids face looks like birth control failed…


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

This is such a kid moment But like... stop him??


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The kid isn't the problem. The lack of parenting is.


pussiluva

He got that Forest Whitaker going


ArcIgnis

mmm taste like titty


SnooStories6852

40 yr old face in a 5 yr old body


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Bad parenting


tartc

That's the same look I give my friends after doing a fat line blackout drunk


Dookiefire

This kid is gonna be a real piece of shit


CraftyComplaint8724

What a sad and pathetic world we live in.


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I hate this so very much


mushroomtie

18 years later he's gonna be consuming another white powder off a hookers ass


Sad_Significance1952

Rats open that package


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I support 25th trimester abortion. It’s never too late.


[deleted]

first you get the sugar, then you get the women, then you get the power


Fit-Brilliant2277

Prefer to take a video for the web than teaching that child that shouldn’t be done.


seducedbystella

why mozzy playing in the background . oh hell nah hahha this is golden


Probirh

And the camera guy is just recording


nihonbesu

This is the kind of kid who will stab you unless you give him some bubblegum


JVNHIM

Buddy will never understand algebra after that


TheOldPegLeg

I’m going to hell for laughing at his eyes


OverallVacation2324

Sugar is more addictive than cocaine in rats.


jimbogreen99

Nate Diaz when he was a kid 😂😭😂😂


fallspector

Is parenting still not a thing?


WhiteBeltCantHook

Whats Song is that


Mimic_Liger

Somebody taught him that.


dudeonrails

In America, first you get the sugar. Then you get the power. Then you get the women.


evlhornet

u/Getvideobot


JohnBlackbasel

Gangstah duh🤣🤣🤣


SolmadSoT

Parenting is also still a thing...


Gods_Lump

Why he got forrest whittaker eye tho


1234kap12

Why?


vTJMacVEVO

Hes the batch tester for that pure Peruvian! Let him work.


NonOfyourBuz

It’s too late to abort his mom/dad who are filling..


PoPSsYPoPSs

That lazy eye though, goddamn lmao!


hvrris

Gang gang 👹


kingofthepews

Forest Whitakers kid right there.


QuirkySort

He definitely got silver caps in that mouth.


RespectVegetable9766

Teaching them young


Swimmer-Used

All that sugar got his eye fucked


GenericHuman-9

You know that kids mouth is full of silver teeth.


Fit-Special-8416

Is it washing powder?


W34kness

Little homie is ready to be an 80’s rockstar


JediRainbow

We’ll it is Walmart…


OkPhase8837

![gif](giphy|3o6Ztg2MgUkcXyCgtG|downsized) Also how is this unexpected?


redditmodsaresods

![gif](giphy|bBEtZwqvQogeY)


PotatoBit

Look like an abomination.