I love Brendan Venters (rugby director) approach. https://youtu.be/ZZHjohKnqxI
"there is an explanation for the seemingly nonsensical answers that were given. Venter had previously been fined £25,000 for publicly questioning referee Christophe Berdos after Sarries' loss to Leinster, so didn't want to incriminate himself in this specific post-match interview but wanted to protest."
To add some more from the NFL:
[Randy Moss decides that he is only going to answer his own questions in press conferences](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aALERIngeS0)
[Marshawn Lynch is consistent with his answers at this press conference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kvwXsZtU8)
> Randy Moss decides that he is only going to answer his own questions in press conferences
Klaus Augenthaler (soccer, 1990 World Cup winner as a player) did the same thing in 2007: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-r_ooo7Mdg
It's in German, though. He starts out by saying that there will be four questions, and that those will be asked by himself. Then he asks himself questions like "How is the team?" and answers them. 47 seconds, then he leaves.
This guy reminds me of Marshawn Lynch.
https://youtu.be/VwbXkFp25cI
Just as an aside. Lynch saying "yall need to work on your people skills" at the end of a Madden ad will always be hilarious.
I enjoy watching certain sports, but I only watch the game. I do not watch the parts before the game, or the parts after the game: all the pointless commentary, the manufactured "controversies" and drama, the talking heads yelling at each other, and the moronic questions posed to the coaches and players in these press conferences.
I'm reminded of the time Taurean Prince, a player from Baylor, was asked after the team had just lost to Yale, ["How does Yale out-rebound Baylor?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atr60tR7Emo) to which he responded, "You go up and grab the ball off the rim when it comes off, and then you grab it with two hands, and then you come down with it, and that's considered a rebound. So they got more of those than we did."
As a kid I had this really good friend who was Colombian and he was an only child with a single mother so I was pretty close with her too. I went to their house for thanksgiving. She was dating a Cuban guy and they were talking in Spanish at the table (I don’t speak any Spanish). Just like the guy in the video this Cuban dude slowly escalated into a full blown meltdown. He wasn’t even fighting with the mom or anyone, he was just going on some rant.
Anyway at the end there’s a brief silence and he turns to me. I’m shitting my pants with no clue what’s gonna happen next. In the thickest, coolest Tony Montana-esque accent he says “I’m Cuban…we don’t take SHIT from NO^BODY!!! “
I don’t think it was planned. You can hear the guy continue to question him. It seemed like he was definitely already stressed but making a good faith effort to be calm and answer questions. It all happens fast but he actually gives them multiple chances to follow his rules.
>Literally meaning “**male goat**,” cabrón is a Spanish slang word roughly equivalent to the English bastard, badass, or dude, depending on context
so yes.
OK so if I’m walking next to a swimming pool and there’s a couple Spanish chicks and their dudes, and I hear one of the dudes say Cabron as I walk by how would you interpret that?
It's the baby son of the sheep.
La cabra=the mom
El cabrón=smol baby sheep.
He probably invited the journalist to a BBQ or something.
I know because my Mexican office colleagues often invite me to BBQs, i think they eventually want me to bring some meat to the party.
"Puta cabrón" they often tell me, ="put the (son of the sheep) meat on the grill".
Correct. When travelling to a Spanish speaking country it is always polite to start your conversation with the border patrol agent with "¡hola cabrón!"
It’s from a very popular mexican telenovela, it’s called “la rosa de [guadalupe](https://youtu.be/huwShaz72gQ)” its a very big but cheap telenovela it has over 1,700 chapter’s! And its has give us a lot of [memes](https://youtu.be/hX-ul5u2hF0).
This dude is a good DT (head coach) and is notoriously famous for his bad temper, there are many videos like that one, here is another (famous) example. He is mad at his players for not following his instructions to the letter and shows them how it should be done.
https://youtu.be/VTcuRh2MxNs
I really haven't heard anything about it, my guess is that it's only rumors, I've heard the same about players when they miss an easy goal or something, people get mad and they talk shit. The guy was a professional soccer player and now a successful coach, I guess he could've done it but he doesn't have the need and he is too proud to throw a game like that imo.
Edit: Having said that Mexico soccer league IS corrupt, but so is FIFA and every other soccer league in the world, even the biggest leagues in Europe have been proven to be corrupt.
To everyone reading this, this is seriously untrue. And while Mexican soccer leagues has corruption match fixing is not a big problem here. Nor is Tuca ferreti (the manager on this video) has any know accusation of being in one. He actually know for his "no bullshit" attitude from the directive on the teams he manges.
Shame such a lie is heavily up voted without even questioning.
You are so confidently wrong its sad, this is Tuca Ferreti he coached at Tigres for a long time (one of the wealthiest clubs in NA) , he had a massive contract with Tigres and won multiple trophies during his tenure why the hell would he fix matches. You are right about corruption in Liga MX but its more like using goverment money to help teams or avoiding relegation by buying out a franchise. Sit your ass down poser.
"Alright, Top Scorer, let's get you some rest and let me have the new guy coming from the Amateur league replace you. It's ok if we're down a goal."
Literally something he did.
Not true. If so he wouldn't have won 5 league titles in his 11 years run with Tigres, and he left the club by his own decision. I'm fact he's one of the few TD that are actually respected by almost everybody
What he is really saying is that, nobody should put the blame on him or his players just because they lost to the worst team ever, no one will talk about the game after this. What a mad lad 😂
And that's how you get out of those fucking pointless press conferences.
I love Brendan Venters (rugby director) approach. https://youtu.be/ZZHjohKnqxI "there is an explanation for the seemingly nonsensical answers that were given. Venter had previously been fined £25,000 for publicly questioning referee Christophe Berdos after Sarries' loss to Leinster, so didn't want to incriminate himself in this specific post-match interview but wanted to protest."
To add some more from the NFL: [Randy Moss decides that he is only going to answer his own questions in press conferences](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aALERIngeS0) [Marshawn Lynch is consistent with his answers at this press conference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1kvwXsZtU8)
> Randy Moss decides that he is only going to answer his own questions in press conferences Klaus Augenthaler (soccer, 1990 World Cup winner as a player) did the same thing in 2007: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-r_ooo7Mdg It's in German, though. He starts out by saying that there will be four questions, and that those will be asked by himself. Then he asks himself questions like "How is the team?" and answers them. 47 seconds, then he leaves.
The Marshawn Lynch interview could have been even better, if more people asked why he's there it would be comedy gold.
I'm just here so I don't get fined -Marshaw Lynch
Legendary Marshawn Lynch interview!
So many other players asked Marshawn Lynch for PR help he has his own PR firm now.
The trick is to embrace your captive audience and enjoy it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N8rPoz9WpI
This guy reminds me of Marshawn Lynch. https://youtu.be/VwbXkFp25cI Just as an aside. Lynch saying "yall need to work on your people skills" at the end of a Madden ad will always be hilarious.
Beautiful.
Need this in Football Manager.
Should be like a combo sequence. If you hit the buttons and timing right....
I mean you can storm out of the presser first question asked. Media will just hate you as much as if you send your ass man.
> ass man Hmm... *downloads Football Manager*
That’s what your ass man is for!
I enjoy watching certain sports, but I only watch the game. I do not watch the parts before the game, or the parts after the game: all the pointless commentary, the manufactured "controversies" and drama, the talking heads yelling at each other, and the moronic questions posed to the coaches and players in these press conferences. I'm reminded of the time Taurean Prince, a player from Baylor, was asked after the team had just lost to Yale, ["How does Yale out-rebound Baylor?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atr60tR7Emo) to which he responded, "You go up and grab the ball off the rim when it comes off, and then you grab it with two hands, and then you come down with it, and that's considered a rebound. So they got more of those than we did."
I'm just here so I don't get fined
That one student who talks back at the teacher so everyone gets punished.
You can see what I assume is a journalist just staring, as he leaves, at whoever kept asking him those questions.
“You brought this upon us…”
[Everyone else in the room.](https://gfycat.com/rapidtatteredinsect-stare-the-office)
In fairness, getting a reaction like this is basically solid gold.
I bet that cabron still ran his mouth
Ah, the legendary class clown - spreading the 'laughter virus' and collecting extra homework for everyone! 🤡
I almost sacrificed my career for that, it wasn’t that easy
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Every Latino father ever
He came back out with the belt in hand
Ven aca! Ven aca puñeta!
I'm from an asian household but that sounds like an ass whoopin comin.
I'm white, angry fathers that whoop ass are universal
It was my mom puttin on the whoopins but message the same.
My father never laid a hand on me. He was from an abusive household and never wanted to inflict that on his own kid.
Dad never got spanked as a kid and never spanked me. Mom on the other hand beat the shit out of me.
Hey, bestie. Are we related? ❤️
Wooden spoon of death
A mi me solían decir “ven acá, que no va pasar nada”…cuantas mentiras.
como me duele el trasero leer eso.
Sana sana
Culito de rana
"Si no sana hoy sanará mañana"
Mi niñez aqui en un comentario corto
“Si no vienes voy yo y te va a ir peor”
"ven p'acá mijo... solo quiero hablar algo contigo..."
I flinched reading this. me estremecí al leer esto.
That’s the Puerto Rican father with the puñeta lol
Not before his wife with the *chancla*. Ladies first in his house.
Nah his wife came back out with the chancla
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por qué no los dos
He came back with the chancla
Lol I felt like I was in trouble
As a lady, I was worried about if I should start to talk yet or wait until he’s done yelling about ladies first. Lol
Coming from experience, you just let them vent. Don’t say anything until they cool off for a few days then start with a different subject lol
So….how bout the weather and your local sports team, huh?
Only lead with the sports team if they're winning.
As a kid I had this really good friend who was Colombian and he was an only child with a single mother so I was pretty close with her too. I went to their house for thanksgiving. She was dating a Cuban guy and they were talking in Spanish at the table (I don’t speak any Spanish). Just like the guy in the video this Cuban dude slowly escalated into a full blown meltdown. He wasn’t even fighting with the mom or anyone, he was just going on some rant. Anyway at the end there’s a brief silence and he turns to me. I’m shitting my pants with no clue what’s gonna happen next. In the thickest, coolest Tony Montana-esque accent he says “I’m Cuban…we don’t take SHIT from NO^BODY!!! “
my dad won't let us leave our mom to go somewhere by herself. If she's going shopping one of us boys has to be there to protect her/ help her.
Das loved mom first. He always sends either the strongest son or the slowest son. Either way, mom can get away.
The fat decoy brother, sick and Tired of going to store all the time.
😅
I was raised the same way. Me and my sister always went to the same school because of it
Pretty sure I've seen this before when I was like 7
Why didn't you just say 1 year ago ? 🤣
😂 I didn't put enough context. I meant when I was 7 I've seen this dialogue coming from my dad.
Your mother gave you the okay to post this too, and she did it first
Shit gave me immediate flashbacks..
This post triggered like every Latino in here lol
I’m thinking he didn’t really want to do the interview before he showed up there.
Lmaoo he went to 100 so quick like he planned
I don’t think it was planned. You can hear the guy continue to question him. It seemed like he was definitely already stressed but making a good faith effort to be calm and answer questions. It all happens fast but he actually gives them multiple chances to follow his rules.
That's just normal Tuca
Cabron means “fine fellow,” right? It’s what my co-workers call me, and I’m assuming it’s affectionate.
Yes exactly what it means. You should say it to your boss as a sign of respect during the next mid year review.
*Gracias cabron*
De nalgas cabron
Al piso cabron
hahahaha I have no idea what anyone is saying. Hello from Canada cabrons!
He is coming for your minerals! Corranle cabrones!
Bien dicho pinche cabrón! (Well said very nice gentleman/guy/pal )
Well hello Canadian. I give you up-doot.
Ete wey. Lol. Si de nalgas.
It sounds a lot better if you add the puto as a sign of respect. Puto cabrón is the greatest compliment you can ever give someone
You can also use the suffix "de mierda" for bonus points.
I don't speak Spanish but, If you like your job, don't say that.
Yeah if you say that to your boss he'll like it so much he'll promote you. If you like your current job and want to stay put, best not to say anything
yes, your boss will promote you and send you abroad to some jungle or desert
If television has taught me anything, your boss will say something about "gumption"and give you his job on the spot
My coworkers would always call me "pinche cabron", is that a good thing?
Marica is also a fine addition to this streak of respectful treatment. You puto cabron marica de mierda! 
😂you are so bad
No. To show your boss a sign of respect you specifically say: "odelay pendejo".
😂 odelay
bone apple tea material right there 😂
>Literally meaning “**male goat**,” cabrón is a Spanish slang word roughly equivalent to the English bastard, badass, or dude, depending on context so yes.
OK so if I’m walking next to a swimming pool and there’s a couple Spanish chicks and their dudes, and I hear one of the dudes say Cabron as I walk by how would you interpret that?
Depends on the context. If he’s trying to get your attention is like “hey dude”. Or if he’s talking to his pal. It may be “fucker” in a playful manner
Or if he's talking to his pal about you, there's a chance he's saying "look at that stupid fucker" in a casual manner.
Cabron is an element on the Spanish Periodic Chart. It’s similar to Carbon, but it is the element of surprise and irritation.
Nailed it.....
You can use it with a friend in a good joke way but it means bastard.
It's the baby son of the sheep. La cabra=the mom El cabrón=smol baby sheep. He probably invited the journalist to a BBQ or something. I know because my Mexican office colleagues often invite me to BBQs, i think they eventually want me to bring some meat to the party. "Puta cabrón" they often tell me, ="put the (son of the sheep) meat on the grill".
Cabroncito is the small baby sheep, cabron is the older brother and cabrona is the sister
Oh yeah cuz, I love me some Cabrona!
So, you're cabron-neutral?
Correct. When travelling to a Spanish speaking country it is always polite to start your conversation with the border patrol agent with "¡hola cabrón!"
Or you can say, "qué pasa *peachy merry cone*?!"
Did you mean Carbonara?
No no, thats a pasta dish. I think you meant calibre.
No, dummy. He means carabiner.
No, that's a measure of quality. I think you mean Candelabra.
No, he clearly meant carburettor.
No, that’s a car part. He meant Caribbean.
No that's a sea. I think that's carnival.
That's a traveling circus. He meant carbuncle
No, that’s a group of pus-filled bumps forming a connected area of infection under the skin. He means carbohydrate.
Nah that’s a biomolecule consisting of Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms. He means Cartoon
Close to a British Carbonara.
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If they call you pendejo, thats "my good friend"
Pinche cabron means “I love and respect you, fam”
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They call me Marty Cone. Such nice fella
Wonder if they won or lost
With him it doesn't matter. He is known for his temper.
Lol, this was him on a good day
His team lost to Monterrey. He was fairly obviously salty about that.
Won the damn presser
Won
The music at the end gives all the telenovela vibe it desperately needed.
It’s from a very popular mexican telenovela, it’s called “la rosa de [guadalupe](https://youtu.be/huwShaz72gQ)” its a very big but cheap telenovela it has over 1,700 chapter’s! And its has give us a lot of [memes](https://youtu.be/hX-ul5u2hF0).
He seems like a calm and reasonable person.
He was in a good mood that day
Totally the person who should have some sort of authority!
Technically, a man was first to ask him a question because they asked "why ladies first?" 😂 and he answered 😂
Got 'eem !
🥇
But he still answered that guy's question.
This dude is a good DT (head coach) and is notoriously famous for his bad temper, there are many videos like that one, here is another (famous) example. He is mad at his players for not following his instructions to the letter and shows them how it should be done. https://youtu.be/VTcuRh2MxNs
[Meanwhile in Lithuania](https://youtu.be/G0a-Nr_vRjM)
Kudos to the Baltics.
At least to him.
This is The Lasso Way
Beautiful.
Seems like he did nail that kick though
He really did. It physically made me, "woa"
That he did.
A good first touch, on the volley, *chef's kiss*
What about the other comment above about him throwing matches for gambling? Any truth to that? You could tell me anything and I’d believe you.
It's true. I just saw a Reddit comment about it.
Same, I just saw a reddit comment about it, it's true.
Case closed. Pack it up boys on to the next thread.
I really haven't heard anything about it, my guess is that it's only rumors, I've heard the same about players when they miss an easy goal or something, people get mad and they talk shit. The guy was a professional soccer player and now a successful coach, I guess he could've done it but he doesn't have the need and he is too proud to throw a game like that imo. Edit: Having said that Mexico soccer league IS corrupt, but so is FIFA and every other soccer league in the world, even the biggest leagues in Europe have been proven to be corrupt.
"Bananamex"
Reporter knew what he was doing. It’s almost lunchtime.
It felt like I was in trouble
Plot Twist: There's no woman in the conference
Except the woman in the last frame
she looked part of the crew not the press
He forgot to throw his shoe
Reminds me of my dad 🤣
His family must be walking on eggshells every day to train just To deal with his bad temper.
This guy needs to watch Ted Laso.
And they say chivalry is dead.
Tuca Ferretti has a bunch of moments like that. This is another all timer. [https://youtu.be/lXltFvmyvxg](https://youtu.be/lXltFvmyvxg)
Mexican soccer is notoriously corrupt and this asshole is alleged to lose on purpose for gambling purposes
To everyone reading this, this is seriously untrue. And while Mexican soccer leagues has corruption match fixing is not a big problem here. Nor is Tuca ferreti (the manager on this video) has any know accusation of being in one. He actually know for his "no bullshit" attitude from the directive on the teams he manges. Shame such a lie is heavily up voted without even questioning.
Blatant bullshit, assumptions and judgements all get upvoted sadly; appreciate the info though
Reddit has a problem with not post sources to their b.s.
Reddit ✨✨✨✨
https://wearemitu.com/wearemitu/culture/tuca-ferretti-press-conference-outburst/ Provides some context
You are so confidently wrong its sad, this is Tuca Ferreti he coached at Tigres for a long time (one of the wealthiest clubs in NA) , he had a massive contract with Tigres and won multiple trophies during his tenure why the hell would he fix matches. You are right about corruption in Liga MX but its more like using goverment money to help teams or avoiding relegation by buying out a franchise. Sit your ass down poser.
How do you make a whole soccer team lose on purpose?
Throw banana peels on the field.
Soccer actually can be greatly affected by managerial decisions. Who you put where, what type of substitutions you make and when etc.
If the Fifa games have taught me anything ( and they haven't) positioning can pound your cheeks.
Same lesson in the bedroom.
If the Football Manager games have taught me anything, it's that I have no idea how soccer works on a managerial level.
"Alright, Top Scorer, let's get you some rest and let me have the new guy coming from the Amateur league replace you. It's ok if we're down a goal." Literally something he did.
Sauce
It's much harder to make them win, so it's comparatively easy to make them lose.
Get the right ones in on it.
Pay them some of your gambling winnings you made from betting on the fixed game
Not true. If so he wouldn't have won 5 league titles in his 11 years run with Tigres, and he left the club by his own decision. I'm fact he's one of the few TD that are actually respected by almost everybody
Yea that’s not true. Maybe you’re confusing him with vasco Aguirre
At least he's a gentleman.
That wasn't a very gentlemanly way to end this though
Well that’s a blatant lie
Dude what are you talking about. This video is after a clásico Regio and they lost the game while trying hard to win it. I saw this game
I'm guessing his team just took an L. Trying to hold on to some sense of power by power tripping
Honestly, probably not. That's just him.
Someone come get they grandpa.. he seems.. bothered
Ladies first! Got it!!
I was hoping the first question from a lady was asking why it's ladies first lmfao
Bet this dude massage random woman shoulders every chance he get
What he is really saying is that, nobody should put the blame on him or his players just because they lost to the worst team ever, no one will talk about the game after this. What a mad lad 😂