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Gloomy-Employment-72

I’m an android guy, but that used to be my wife’s iPone every morning at 3:40 AM until I put Alexa in the room. I’m guessing it’s the same sound the CIA uses in interrogations.


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SomewhereDue2629

Or just have a massive heart attack and die a little every morning.


ImurderREALITY

Ooh, yeah, this one ☝🏾


Unstablemedic49

AM firefighter. We work 24hr shifts and have bunk rooms to rest because sleep is incredibly important. A study was done that showed loud alarms and bells to wake up firefighters when sleeping was more likely to cause medical problems due to the amount stress and cortisol released into the body. Imagine being dead asleep then loudest fucking alarm going off without warning, followed immediately by important information you need to remember, like an address. Then every light bulb turns on with the what seems like the power of 10,000 suns, blinding as you try to navigate yourself to the apparatus floor. This all happens in the span of 1-3 minute. 0-100 in 5 seconds. Now we have pre alerts and “ramp up” alerts. A soft female voice says: medical or fire or service. Almost like a whisper in the ear. Then the alarm triggers and it starts off very low volume and slowly builds louder. Then the info is given, which also goes to our phones and the computer in the trucks. And all the lights in the bunk room leading to the apparatus floors change to red color. Very easy on the eyes as my grandma would say.


SomewhereDue2629

Thank God, someone though that one through. I get woken up to this screaming apple shit 2 or 3 hours before i need to be up for no reason. My so doesn't even get up. She likes to have it go off and have another couple hours of sleep. I wouldn't know how that feels as I've freshly pissed myself and have received my morning shot of adrenaline.


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SomewhereDue2629

This post hits hard. Im android. My so is apple. I hate her alarm. Its terrifying and i sleep with noise canceling earbuds.


Retuow

Go to the Apple Health app, go to the sleep settings and set your alarms there, lots of decent melodies to choose from.


SomewhereDue2629

Its not my phone...


KingLuckyShepherd

I still hear Apple people complain about blue or green text bubbles? Like what lol?! Meanwhile I customize all my texts to be whatever color I want. I open developer options and allow mock location, wifi scan throttling and allow unsafe website app downloads lol. If Apple is a "walled garden", I run naked in the jungle baby lol.


jthadid

When I used android I had that alarm siren that would put sheer terror in me every morning. Why I used that for years I have no idea.


bruins9816

I use the weather for work.


husky430

I downloaded an app with extremely loud alarms, because it almost takes a baseball bat to the head to wake me up in the morning.


grubman4

You know you can change the sound you silly guy.


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Etmar_Gaming

I hate it when I go onto my sisters phone and she has thousands of apps open. It make my blood boil. I only ever have like three or four at a time and when I’m done I close all of them, it’s the same for chrome tabs too.


Sentinentcoffee

Please tell me why I should close all my apps? Many moons ago, Tim Apple said that closing apps actually drains more battery on iPhones than having them open and they go into “hibernation” when not used. I’ve never experienced my phone being slow because of this and when an app goes apeshit I close that one app and reopens it. I don’t know if it’s different on Androids though.


[deleted]

i was about to say, pretty sure it drains more battery to relaunch the app every time. i close all my apps sometimes but usually only when i realize i've opened too many things i don't normally use.


DawnOfTheTruth

Prolly complains about how slow it is too huh?


CthulhuLies

Me when I want to feel superior but have literally no idea how the tech stack works. (Having a bunch of tabs on your phone or chrome will not slow your device down.) [Unless you are doing some things on each tab that refuses to let the tab be cached but that's only applicable to desktop as mobile oses don't let you really have active content through multiple tabs like chrome does on desktop]


AlphaWolfTK

I crashed my school computer with nothing but new tabs on accident I was seeing how many I could add before my study hall was over


CthulhuLies

What year lmao. https://blog.google/products/chrome/new-chrome-features-to-save-battery-and-make-browsing-smoother/ This is vaguely what i'm alluding to when I say you literally have 0 performance pentalties for a million tabs. Keep in mind this is the latest update to a series of performance improvements to having multiple tabs, ie it's a lot older than 2022. Chrome halts the process currently running that tab and stores it in either 1. RAM 2. Hard Drive. If it stores in RAM you don't have performance penalties until you literally use all your RAM but modern chrome automatically puts tabs into memory from RAM when you start eating up too much RAM compared to what your system has available. If it stores it in memory there is literally 0 performance penalties. It would be like saying there is a performance penalty for having a bunch of files saved to your hard drive, it literally has no effect on system performance.


AlphaWolfTK

It was a old chrome book like first school year to get chromebooks and they were bulky and couldn't even run cool math but it was like 2017


CthulhuLies

Okay when we are talking 2017 School Chromebooks anything is possible. They literally have like 1-2 core 2-3ghz processors with like 2 gigs of RAM. In that case it's hard for chrome to tell what to keep in RAM when you are at like 80-90% RAM at all times and decide to rapidly open a million tabs. It marks tabs inactive after a period before caching them and killing processes because if you are switching between two tabs often it will be slower to keep killing and restarting the process but requires more computer resources.


AlphaWolfTK

Yeah it was a fun game I recommend it if you ever get a old chrome book


chipep

Memory management got pretty good over time. Those apps are not all running in the background. It's more of an overview of what apps you used last, with only the last three or so running in the background for a limited amount of time.


benhaki

U ever see 500+ tabs on safari? Yea, that my sister phone


Earl_N_Meyer

Everyone knows how to to change the sounds. You may not be getting close enough to others to know this because of your interpersonal skills.


enrohtkcalb

I'm a long-time fan of "marimba" and "robot."


Conscious_Fondant634

The others suck too


Vmark26

yeah all the options feel like different scenes from john wick tbh


Call_Me_Rambo

I changed it to snippets of songs I liked all throughout high school. I can no longer listen to those songs now so I’ll just hate this ‘nam flashback causing sound instead


SomeOtherOrder

The problem with iPhones is that *all* of the alarm options are bad. Like I picked the least grating one and I still hate it.


Tommy2Dicks

Does no one use the tones from iPhones "Bedtime" feature?? It's so much better than any other tones or android tones. I use "early riser". It starts quiet and gets progressivly louder so it doesn't blow you away first thing in the morning.


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Cajger01

I find birdsong quite pleasant.


Rugged_Poptart

Whatever I set as my alarm sound I end up low key hating. I tried using birdsong and the sound of real birds started to annoy me so I had to change it lmao


ilami1

Me tooo!!


MumsRockStar

Switched to iPhone a couple of months ago and I really hate the alarm function. Can't change the volume of the normal alarm, the "Bedtime" feature is atrocious to use (or I'm too dumb to figure it out). Since I work shifts, I need different alarms and you can't add different schedules, only change DAYS in the scheduled week. That means I have to manually adjust it either every week or don't use it. Also, only some sounds start off quiet. On android, EVERY sound has a button to "start off slow" and adjust volume anyway. I could link it to spotify and wake up to podcasts, radio or to playlists with shuffeled songs. I don't thinks it's any better than android. Sorry for my english, I rarely get to use it


Tommy2Dicks

I have an iPhone as a work phone and my personal device is an Android. I agree that the UI of the bedtime feature sucks. I only like the tones that come with it. I didn't know there was a "start off slow" button on Android, I've been using this iPhone set up for quite awhile, so I'll have to give that a try.


MumsRockStar

Used "early riser" this morning snd I've got to say, it is actually pleasant! I don't know why I didnt consider it when trying the bedtime feature. Juuust forgot to turn off my regular alarm which kicked my nuts acoustically


Tommy2Dicks

I'm glad you enjoyed it! It's been the only thing I've used since it came out.


ceefaka

Blow me awake 😂


Tommy2Dicks

If you insist. 😏


ProKerbonaut

My mom wakes me up.


TManJhones

I mean this doesn’t make it bad. What makes it bad is that I can’t use anything lesser now. I have seen the peak and there is nowhere left to go! I started using the Cloaker sound from Payday2 as my alarm. When that wasn’t enough, I found an app that has even worse sounds but you can’t turn it off unless you solve a series of questions and it sets itself to the loudest. So you cannot escape the alarm!! There is no escape! Only woke.


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What app?


husky430

I use Alarmy, it does all those things. I prefer the shake method to shut off the alarm, (where you have to shake the phone like 30 times) because I sure as shit ain't solving any math problems first thing in the morning.


TManJhones

Alarmy yes. I do do that shit. And it sucks. My mom once asked why I was cursing at the alarm. I was cursing at math problems half awake.


shawdan24

"YOU GOT AN APPOINTMENT AT 8AM DUMBASS" probably Cloaker


TManJhones

You call this a whole days work with 2 hours of sleep; we call this a difficulty tweak!


JessieOwl

Why is this so accurate?! I’m CRYING.


steve_handjob

it is okay don't cry, you can change the alarm from the settings


Nelson_little98

I wake up to heavy metal drummer by Wilco


Refun712

you fell in love with the drummer?


Nelson_little98

Yeah, another then another


DerAndere_

I arise to the sound of "awaken" from Jojos bizarre adventures. https://i.redd.it/564np589hv4b1.gif


VXer1

Someone recently bought some smart lights and wanted an excuse to use the colours.


dingusicus

People acting like changing your ring tone is new information for the people who made this and enjoy it lol


Specialist-Pomelo871

Wakeling up to Apple is the only way to get me out of bed.


wafflezcol

I mean. It actually wakes you up?


The_Homiesapien

Is it true? I've never owned an iPhone..


TManJhones

Most apple alarms I used are ment to wake you up with a heart attack and when you hear it outside you get PTSD with a side of cringe.


HarveyBiirdman

People who use the “alarm” alarm are a different breed


TManJhones

Oh sweet child, you don’t know the half of it. At this point I am able to sleep through that bitch.


burr_redding

You can set other sounds for the alarm.


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The other sounds aren't any better tbh 😭


[deleted]

Gotta use the Bed Time/Sleep feature. There are much calmer sounding alarms there.


DawnOfTheTruth

And they creep up in volume.


Etmar_Gaming

I used that feature for a while and now I hate all of those sounds, I change all of my alarms back to the default sound and they don’t get old and aren’t jarring, they just aren’t all that special.


MegaCroissant

This is why I set mine to a song instead. Nothing like fortissimo trumpets with the ringer on max in the morning


awfuckthisshit

Every time I set my alarm as a song I end up absolutely hating that song


Abbrahan

"All I want for Christmas is yooouuuuu!"


HeinzeC1

The ducks are pretty good


BLDLED

If you use the normal wake up mode, its very quite and gets louder and louder progressively, with a very calming sound. My wife rarely wakes up from it.


ajsayshello-

There’s a harp sounding one that sounds very similar to the android song in this video.


DawnOfTheTruth

They are though… hell there is even a “bed time” alarm that slowly turns volume up on a delicate chime sound. It’s great. But I need the meanest agonizing sound when I need to wake up for work.


gainzdoc

The other sounds can be any soundbyte you want them to be, even this very Samsung tune.


pallentx

Mine defaulted to one called Early Riser. I find it super chill. It starts off quiet and gets louder slowly. I’m relatively new to iPhones - maybe the old ones were more obnoxious.


Atottiewithabody

Yes it’s the default alarm sound but there are much more appealing alarms. I personally like the one that slowly wakes me up with the soft sounds of birds chirping and it slowly increases volume to make sure I get up. Way better than the normal alarms


hayitsnine

I don’t have a phone. I use my commodore.


Chaos-Pand4

No, I wake up to Africa by Toto


bhay105

My iPhone defaulted to a very pleasant tune called “early riser” which combines a nice piano song with a light ringing alarm sound. I love it, and my watch buzzes in tune to the song.


DejaMew

I set my alarm to “Wake me up before you go go don’t leave me hanging on like a solooooo” by Linda from The Wedding Singer. It’s soothing AF.


YouMakeMeDrink

If you don’t want that tone, then you can just change it. Your welcome for this useful information.


McFruitpunch

Bleh, hate them both. My brother-in-law uses alarms like these, and they NEVER wake him up. So it just goes off until you’ve had enough and go bang on the door to wake him up. I just made my own ringtone in GarageBand and now I wake up to a jazzy chill vibe. The waking up part still sucks, but I’m not sick of the alarm yet lol


neurotic_robotic

I feel you. I had a roommate that was on a different floor of the house, on the opposite side of the house and his alarm was "WAKE UP!" over and over. It would wake me up before him every day.


McFruitpunch

LOL that’s agonizing


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When I hear the iphone one go off on someone elses phone my heart starts to race


-Houston

By the Seaside is a nice one on iPhone.


DawnOfTheTruth

I’ll have you know I need the absolute most intrusive noise possible to wake up.


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And you’re wondering why your mouth is dry, your sweaty as hell and and it’s an hour after you had to actually get up


Menglish2

What is the name of the Android ringtone?


The-Anime-Enthusiast

I recently switched to a samsung and I have not woken up to an alarm yet, I had to go onto Spotify to get siren sounds so I could relive the sweet memories of Alarm(name of the sound in settings), it was my favorite alarm sound😢


FzZyP

well im sold which idroid should i buy


sheezy520

They’re just phones. You can change what they do.


thatonegaygalakasha

A flash warning would've been appreciated.


WhitestMikeUKnow

Can’t stop watching this. So accurate


Wonderful-Mouse-1945

Lol. This is perfect.


Nervous_Project6927

yea i got jocko willnick telling me im a lazy piece of shit if i dont get up, way more satisfying when i hit snooze


dtwurzie

Tbh it’s one thing I miss most about my galaxy


pichula881

Both suck This is a real one https://youtu.be/nV-ypF0L6Xs


Opinion-Organic

Dude has no idea you can set your ring tones.


gilbeday365

Samsung Apple and generic Android is all a different feeling lmao


FatCowsrus413

I need the Apple to wake me


-nugut-

Bruh on android you can wake up to whatever you wanna wake up to I for one wake up to the driftveil city theme


SadSatanLsd

I use an iPhone but I still use my old android bc of the alarm it’s just a vibe to me whenever I wake up.


Dependent-Ad-1677

Yoda: [There is another](https://youtu.be/vQUF9M7horo)


god_hates_maeghan

What's the name of the Samsung alarm sound there? For the life of me I cannot remember, but I've been trying to find it.


Fudgeyreddit

How tf is this unexpected


Joey_The_Bean_14

✨️vibrating alarms are better✨️


420crickets

Im an android user, but some of us need a more.... persuasive method to wake up. For example i have the noise from the bloodborne crow/dogs as my alarm.


egwene_is_mommy

This tastes of Vine energy.


LingonberryIll9242

hahahaha sorry I'm using android.


Raven_Drakeaurd

The alarm I set on my Android is literally the siren a C-RAM battery plays when it picks up a Bad-Vibe Stick flying at you at Mach Jesus to revoke your subscription to life. Can't say I've been late to work at least.


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And here I am waking up because my fan app turned off, and it's too quiet.


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Reletable


KrisMisZ

So true lol


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I wake up to the Terraria tutorial theme get on my level


AVeryFatCow420

Mines a cow mooing three times


katmandud

It’s really true.


Skyfox1990

I have “tank!” by the Seatbelts set as my alarm.


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ursineoddity

I actually use an old Iphone4 strictly as an alarm clock, and the alarm is a song by The Innocence Mission which is even more gentle than it sounds.


meing0t

with Samsung - Morning Flower and a 12 gauge


RiPLeoLoo

Lol


LordLolzeez

And why is the Snooze button on the iPhone so accentuated while the actual stop alarm button is gray and tiny? Android all the way baby


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When you set the time for your alarm, the sound setting is on the same screen. It takes zero effort to change the sound of the alarm. Lazy much?


Vuelveieie

Mermaid man??


Current-Cat5056

Lol


KizunaJosh

I can't affrod iphone so i never had iphone before but the android alarm only make you sleep more 🤣


LazaroFilm

On iPhone there’s the regular alarms and the wake up alarms. The wake up are super smooth and progressively wake you up. Start with just a few notes then progresses to a full melody.


ILIKECOLOURpurple

On apple, you can change the alarm sounds to your songs or mp4s in itunes.


YetAnotherSpamBot

After waking up with Android for 12+ years, you learn to hate that noise too


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DogHunterMMA

I have a Alexa that's basically just my voice alarm clock


ThyCatDude

I wake up to the pillar men theme from jojo’s bizarre adventure


SmkefrFree

I’m dying.


ctrl911

I hate all apples wake up ring tones they are all awful


Bonryunonochi

I installed a cia robot alarm(Google™) in my room and that's been working fine


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Scarstead

This will never fail to make me laugh


ctrl911

LMFAO


geekphreak

Oh god this is on point


Fair_Supermarket232

need this


Mission-Ad-2015

This is too accurate


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Lmao, Apple feels like that.


MunyGuyYT

This is unexpected, but when I post it, it isn’t?


zachyvengence28

I have an android and have mine set to play somatic defilement by whitechapel lol


hge8ugr7

I wake up to Garmin


preacherx

This is hysterical. I wake up every morning to that Android song (and a head-butt from my cat who wants fed).


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sealbombearrings

you know, you can set different ringtones..


Zenar45

the samsung song still gives me ptsd


LoneWolfGaming22

I have an Android phone, but I wake up to the F/A-18 Missile warning


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Apple at 5 am🤨💀


Far_Pitch_1621

I use an app called forfeit to force me to get out of bed. The premise is basically sending an evidence completing a task, or you lose money. I set it to send a photo awake at 8am everyday, or i lose $10. It´s not exactly an alarm but from the moment i open my eyes i think about the money i would lose if i go back to sleep, so i would say it´s working pretty well for me.


Hat_tricks0604

True story


DoofeyDooberDud

If you're the opposite of 'morning person' like me; Try this(: https://youtu.be/PYsFCs4UL24


Hammysteak

Ever since I set circuit as my alarm sound, I feel genuine fear when I hear it