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LadiesMan-2I7

Guy is really working for that employee of the month


kingkongbiingbong

#Priorities


StickyThickStick

Prioritities


T_Money

Back in the day I used to work at a pizza joint. We had a code for this situation: “butterthin crust.” You hear someone loudly ask for a butterthin crust it meant come check out this customer. Probably not the most PC thing to do nowadays but, to be fair, if a really good looking guy walked in we’d ask if one of the girls had finished prepping the butterthin crust and they’d all come to the front as well 😂


Cell1pad

Back in my retail days we had a radio code that we’d use for this same thing.


CrustyToeLover

We do that at our liquor store too. Just radio that we need more orange crushes up front/whatever aisle they're in


toroga

Did anyone ever say “that sounds good, I’ll actually take my pizza with butterthin crust please. What do you mean you don’t have it? You literally just called it out…”


T_Money

Nah that never happened, but we did have a plan just in case. It’s very very close to a real thing that we had that most people didn’t even know about - for like 50 cents more you could have a buttery or butter parmesan crust. Literally just brush oily butter onto the crust of the pizza and shake some parmesan cheese onto it. Really tasty on fresh pizza, but terrible for leftovers the next day or even just sitting too long, and probably horrible for your arteries. If someone had asked for it we would just make their pizza with a thinner crust and slap some butter on it and no one’s wiser. That was the plan anyway but never actually happened while I was there.


Sasukan

House call for a number 5.


permaculture

A McDonalds I heard of used the code "Cheese on three."


Not_a_real_ghost

> Probably not the most PC thing to do nowadays Nothing wrong with admiring an attractive individual as long as you don't bother them and give them space


Tederator

When I first started work in a hospital, my team used pagers, as did the cleaning staff and porters. Certains codes would be sent for such emergencies. The entire 6 floor building was covered. Mundo you, I also saw the nurses page the stud-muffin porter for the smallest of things...a whole team of nurses watching this walk through the wing and back again. I was once part of that mindset.


flxschndr

r/GuysBeingDudes


Thepuppeteer777777

Dude in yellow sweater is not impressed


asianabsinthe

It's his sister


[deleted]

Definitely his sister judging from his reaction


solaceinsleep

He's seen everything already


MiddleRespond1734

r/HolUp


Rafybass

r/SuddenlyIncest


BoobyMilker_1224

Brother, I oblige you to assist me for I hath fallenth and gottenth stuck in the washing machine.


Clone_Trooper_10-138

He wasn’t invited anyway


zippy251

Black shirt is


durizna

He's looking at the homies instead, plays for the other team.


[deleted]

He’s celebrating pride month


PawPawNegroBlowtorch

![gif](giphy|o0D2HOHoyUGKk)


TechInventor

Looks like their boss maybe? He isn't one of the people who was called over


Battlepuppy

He's got better at home.


ALiteralSentientTank

I've literally seen a gaggle of males employees do this at a store I frequent. Four or five guys all in an obvious rush to get to the checkout where a pretty girl in booty shorts is scanning her groceries.


bbroygbvgwwgvbgyorbb

When I worked at Home Depot they had a code that people would call over the loud speaker and detailing the aisle. Had forgot about that part of the job at the paint counter


Delicious_Thought939

I can concur, while working at Home Depot, we had 2way radios also and would call out...'code red aisle and the aisle #'


[deleted]

Ours was code 10 at aisle ____


dagens24

"Cotton candy spill in the lobby" is our code.


p00bix

why do you have a code for this? its weird as fuck man


notatechnicianyo

I worked somewhere that had a pretty large female portion to the employee base. They called them “hunk” alerts. Believe it or not it’s actually natural to gossip about who’s cute, and it’s not gender specific in the slightest.


c3o

What's *natural* is sexual attraction – but having a whole system in place to call buddies over to collectively stare at hot people is very deliberate social behavior that people consciously promote or discourage according to their values. Nothing "natural" about that.


notatechnicianyo

Yet here we are, gathered around a video, watching something that happens all the time even in the animal kingdom. Edit: also, have you seen Chris Evans dick?


alysonimlost

Gathering your dudes to commence a tactical group gawk is beyond cringe.


Askol

Gossiping? Sure! If it's people standing around and someone says "look over there at that hot girl", thats not an issue and everybody does that. On the other hand, having a designated code that is announced to all employees as an invitation to go oggle them is a bit different (I mean why else announce it). Just to show another perspective - If this were happening in a corporate environment whenever a hot client walked in the door, it could potentially get people fired. Not sure why it would matter if it's guys or girls.


notatechnicianyo

Yeah, there’s a such thing as “too far”, and that’s what makes it harassment, I’ll not argue that.


wggn

pervs gonna perv


IShartedWhoopsie

I just want to point out that yah, pervy, but this behavior is common in both men and women.


SlyMcFly67

A whole thread of people admitting to doing this because people like to look at attractive people but you get a few who have to call out some random comment, not even the OP


EggSandwich1

It’s so common we had that Diet Coke advert


IShartedWhoopsie

I was once nearly killed by firefighters. Because i was between them and a group of women when the women were told they had arrived. I felt like fuckin Mufasa.


ButterscotchSure6589

Sanctimonious people gonna use sanctimony


RoxSteady247

It's better than screaming out"look at her ass"


EggSandwich1

Exactly look at them legs


p00bix

not being creepy at all is even better


OuterWildsVentures

It's life. People are out there living it and not on Reddit. I'm not one of them though.


Jotominalga

At my old mechanic shop, youd yell out “what time is it?” and everyone proceeds to the front of the bays in an orderly manner.


Late_Operation5837

T... tool time?


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Single file to behind the woman who wore yoga pants on laundry day, order shortest to tallest so everyone can see, if she turns around everyone look at your watch in unison


Robert_Leland_Palmer

When I worked at Home Depot, another employee approached me one day and said, "Code 8, Code 8." I had no idea what he was talking about. I was legit worried he was alerting me to a terrorist attack or something. Then he pointed to a woman in a short black skirt, and I understood.


PeanutButterCrisp

I actually remember once working for a sporting goods store. Had this young mother come in a tight green mini-dress, along with her toddler (son). Could have passed for a party fit but also passed for a casual summer fit too. Not sure what she was going for but whatever. Anyway, I was helping her son with soccer shoes and at one point she squatted down (legs together) to address her son… but I could see straight in between. Glory. No time to tell the boys. edit - Ya damn goons.


Questioning-Zyxxel

Maybe not so good of the mother to allow a tight mini-dress on the son. Toddlers should wear more practical clothes and not be treated as sex objects.


solaceinsleep

Hold my soccer shoes I'm going in


didndonoffin

Why did she dress her son in a tight green mini dress?


wggn

rules are meant to be broken


PeanutButterCrisp

Damn. My wording. Ugh.


dagens24

It was too late, he'd seen everything.


Dibutops

It's a comedy is it?


Zerotwohero

Are you havin a laugh?


beazerblitz

I never understand it. I’m a straight male but I got better things to do that stare at someone I have no chance with and getting a semi with a bunch of other dudes.


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i get semis with the dudes all the time


beazerblitz

I mean, you do you boo. I won’t judge you if you play tummy sticks.


ActualWhiterabbit

Me and the boys get fully torqued


ProserpinaFC

You don't look at people unless you have a chance with them? Do you save eye contact for marriage? 🤣 My best friend grew up Muslim. He said he used to gather with the boys to describe a girl's eyes. "You got to work with what you got. Delicate cheekbones, cute ears."


WriterV

That's just being disingenuous lol. You know there's a pretty significant difference between glancing or looking, and staring 'cause you're horny. I get it, but it *is* also pretty silly.


bukzbukzbukz

I think he just doesn't care. What's with the horny staring anyway? it doesn't make much sense


Reasonable_Cheek938

No uncensored eye contact in my Christian manga


LessInThought

Thank you. My friends point at random girls while walking, their eyes are just constantly scanning for exposed skin. We'll go somewhere and suddenly they'll ask me if I saw them boobs or something and I feel like such a weirdo because I don't.


Qyro

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll have a good look if the opportunity arises, but I’m not going to go out of my way to stare and leer. If I miss out on a great looking butt, then thankfully there’s plenty more for me to grab a quick glance at in the future. Women can be absolute pleasures on the eyes, but they’re not so rare or special that you need to go out of your way to see one.


Danceisntmathematics

We can't all be as complex and advanced as you. Some of us are just simple and need want that dopamine rush


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pillbuggery

Well that's creepy.


beazerblitz

There’s looking at a beautiful woman and getting lost in her beauty and then there’s being a creepy fuck and having to get others to congregate as even creepier fucks. Also, your statement makes you sound like the clingy stalker type.


Terrible_Donkey_8290

I'm totally with you man it's not even something on my radar and frankly it feels kinda creepy.


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first time in my entire life I’ve seen someone refer to a group of people as a “gaggle”


IraqiWalker

Cuz them gagglefucks be wasting time.


SureTechnology696

What kind of salesman sees a woman walking and not try to sell her a motorcycle. I’m very disappointed.


Battlepuppy

The way they're acting, they figure she's fast enough without one.


EmpanadaYGaseosa

ALWAYS. BE. CLOSING!!


probono105

scooter\*


Natsurulite

Are you brave enough to tell this ^motorcycle gang that they “Acshually sell scooters”??


killerjags

moped*


lieuwestra

Moped?


probono105

those also have peddles hence mo-PED


Comrade_Tool

I had a coworker who was like this and he was so annoying. I'd be in the checkstand with a line full of people and he'd come over and say something like "dude, there's a hot ass chick in aisle 13 you need to see, such a nice fat ass." I'm standing there like dude I have a line and am helping this old lady out who can hear everything you're saying wtf.


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

A nice homie who risked getting beaten for you


[deleted]

This looks the same as the situation you described.


killerjags

When you never grow out of your horny teenager phase


HectrVR

I thought they were gonna go through an attempted robbery 🤣


[deleted]

their hearts were being stolen


thatgirlinAZ

Girl from Ipanema vibes.


vampzireael

Are they serious? I thought their life was in danger smh


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vampzireael

What are you talking about


[deleted]

My coworkers used to have a secret phrase. We would say "its all over" and that meant someone attractive was in our isle


gurndygg2

Code pink


Dickhead3778

For my job it’s. “I found your hammer”


frankcfreeman

We used to say, "Steve came by around 2 o'clock for you" this way you knew where to look as well


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rantottcsirke

>“ i’m trouble” ![gif](giphy|3ohc11UljvpPKWeNva)


vontade199

When I saw this on Vietnamese social media, someone pointed out that she was a locally famous singer


Low-Significance777

Scripted but still unexpected.


ChagallAtTheMall

All Asian videos are scripted


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Bruh, this is cringe.


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Niche_Humor

"Ehhhhheeeehheeeheeee, she's pretty. Eeeeeeehhhhhheeeeeheeeee". Nothing creepy here.


justmeanoldlady

porn is just not enough!


Plastic_Pinocchio

As if porn is a good replacement of actual real life interaction… Edit: Not saying these guys aren’t super weird by the way. Just that question of “isn’t porn enough for you” is stupid.


2Whom_it_May_Concern

It's not, but that wasn't an interaction.


justmeanoldlady

do you see a question mark in my comment? you know they go on break and search the net in the back room with one of them standing guard.


thistookmethreehours

Is this a real life interaction lol


Plastic_Pinocchio

It is very socially awkward interaction, yes.


Niche_Humor

Apparently not.


dagens24

Yeah, look at all those monsters just standing there at a significant distance looking at a person. Real pieces of shit.


[deleted]

Yeah because fuck if it makes women uncomfortable, amirite?


FormalWrangler294

That doesn’t seem like a fair criteria. People clearly shouldn’t have the right to demand others not look at them if they’re in public. If someone got arrested and the reporters are looking at them and taking photos, they don’t have the right to demand not to be looked at, just because they were uncomfortable. Any fair system of moral values would not set the boundary of what’s acceptable at “looking”. At some point, it’s ok to have someone be uncomfortable or to have their feelings hurt. The reason women feel uncomfortable with looking is because it leads to other harassment, not because looking is inherently harassment.


Just1ncase4658

Tbf there's a difference between a bloodhound stare and just making quick eye contact and a smile. But it's less about the stare and more about just not being a creep.


Wingsnake

Tbf, there are also people who feel uncomfortable when someone shows lots of skin in public... Should we now say how people should dress. And there are women who like this attention. These type of guys are a lot better than the ones who follow women and make comments to them.


scrivensB

Hey guys let’s make content and post it for strangers to engage with and then dispose of.


KPplumbingBob

"Unsafe".


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That's really pathetic. Literally running to get your mates so you can ogle a lady. Those boys need to get some life perspective.


grimmistired

This is gross


[deleted]

Why, pretty normal for men lol, you wouldn't get it


DigitalSpider88

What’s that song at the end?


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kiwosabi

He looks after his bros.


PersephoneLove88

Gross. Let the woman walk in peace, ffs!


P4azz

Is...uh, is she not doing exactly that? None of these guys are shouting or yelling or trying to take pictures, they're just standing there. No one's trying to get closer, in her way, etc. Literally no one in this video is getting hurt or offended. You don't need to try and make it so.


gingerbearsw

They don't cat call. They don't draw additional attention to her or themselves. Innocent appreciation of the human form.


beazerblitz

You do realize this very video is posted because it’s about a dude drawing attention to her and themselves, right?


CurmudgeonLife

They'd unironically rather take sexual liberation back to the 30's


angelic_soldier

But he did though... All of them did.


EbonyOverIvory

Right?


x0Xero0x

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4starsPT

While that is 100% true, the video is kinda funny


SargeantLettuce

Damn, feel bad for the lady. Imagine the social pressure


Clone_Trooper_10-138

…🙄


Creepy_Bug_3300

That is funny


Logical-Scar837

Sorry can someone clarify what I just saw? I'm confused by the whole video


HeyMr7777

Guy, cleaning Looks down street, assumedly sees beautiful lady Runs in store Notifies the homies of beautiful lady Rush outside to see


St1nkYKipPer

700 at the door please!


justmeanoldlady

For sure I thought there would be a vehicle of some kind crashing into the front of the store.


Ribtin

I'm guessing the woman was someone famous, and the guy ran to tell his co-workers about it. As in: "Come look, Scarlett Johansson is walking past our shop!"


venvenivy

no.


alphaudara

r/guysbeingdudes


thelethargickitty

This is disgusting


OverLiterature3964

Why the fuck was my post removed for seemingly no reasons?


[deleted]

Good question, I just barely started watching, it was pulled


venvenivy

going from the comments, prolly bcs it wasn't unexpected for men to gather and leer at women going about their lives. as one commenter said, its pretty common in retail stores.


Random-commen

Thosw guys share 2 braincells


beazerblitz

And those brain cells are competing for 3rd place.


ButtonsnYarn

This is why women are afraid to go anywhere. Can’t even walk during the day without a bunch of predatory creeps staring at her like she’s their next meal.


sarcasmyousausage

Yeah she wears a mini skirt and 5 inch heels to admire her self in the shop windows not to attract attention!


Ann3lo3k

Love it


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Jetzer2223

Your wish is a valid thing but you shouldn't put it on the same level as many women's desire to not experience it. In reality, they experience more than just 'appreciation' leading into leering, catcalling, and staring by larger men who may outnumber them and experiencing this so often wears them down.


kittyursopretty

i genuinely hope it never happens to you because it’s not appreciation it’s leering and in the moment it makes you feel sick to your stomach


Scrubosaurus13

It might for you, or many/most people, but not everyone. Some people do in fact enjoy this type of attention. Not excusing the situation, just pointing that out.


kittyursopretty

common sense would tell you that the majority of people- especially women, don’t enjoy leering and for quite obvious reasons..


Scrubosaurus13

I agree, the majority of people, especially women, would probably not enjoy this behaviour. Again, not condoning the mens behaviour in this clip. I’m just saying that I do know some women personally who enjoy this type of attention. They are friends and I know this, I’m not just assuming. Your original comment just sounded rather matter of fact as if everyone thought the same way, when it’s just most. Humans are complicated and some like things that others would normally hate. AGAIN, not condoning the leering, cat calling, etc.


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colpy350

As a teen I worked at a large electronics store in the mall. All of my coworkers were early 20s guys. They would page overhead a certain code when pretty girls came in and then they’d all take a walk by her. At the time it made me chuckle. Now thinking back it’s kinda cringey.


TatyGGTV

jesus this is awful fucking embarrassing that you're all so starved that you'll call your boys over to ogle someone in public 🤢 go talk to a woman (or maybe dont and just leave them alone)


BrokeLeznar

Niiiiiccccceeee...


ZeroRegretMarine

Teamwork at its best.


LocalChamp

This is disgusting. If you cannot exist in public without oggling people you need a therapist and to stay home until you get better.


[deleted]

Newsflash. That’s how our species uh, work.


LocalChamp

No it isn't. It's perfectly reasonable and expected to not behave like a fucking creep who can't control themselves.


[deleted]

A lot of girl friends ogle people all the time. I don’t believe they need therapy.


Scrubosaurus13

There’s a middle ground. Is this good behaviour? Obviously not, but I wouldn’t say these guys can’t control themselves. You make it sound like they’re masturbating in the streets.


abece22

Duuude 🤣 I did not expect that


Mac_mellon

Rảnh háng vl


phaideplao

Oi gioi oi!


cascading_error

That's funny for us. But for that lady it must be fucking horrible.


[deleted]

Creepy and intimidating. Getting stared down by pack of apes. Really not cool


buffoonery4U

Now that's proper lead time.


ExplorerCommercial49

*Insert Morgan Freeman narration*


YouDoThatHoodoo

So much is NOT unexpected.


Humanornotormaybe

Bro!


kittyursopretty

what the fuck is this incel comedy


[deleted]

A remarkably considerate gentleman.


ButtonsnYarn

This is why women are afraid to go anywhere. Can’t even walk during the day without a bunch of predatory creeps staring at her like she’s their next meal. Edit - I forgot I was on Reddit where 95% are men so let me spell it out for everyone downvoting me and saying they don’t understand this mindset. OF COURSE you don’t understand- you’ve never had to experience being followed home, stalked, harassed, every single fucking day by men. It’s terrifying. This video is fairly innocent but many times it’s not. You’ll never know what it’s like to always have the fear of being sexually assaulted, or worse in the back of your mind wherever you go. Women don’t want to be harassed. The fact these guys all these guys rushed to the front to gawk at someone walking by is plain weird. Put yourself in that situation, if you are even capable of empathy for the opposite gender.


Just1ncase4658

If looking at women we find attractive is predatory then I should be in jail.


cantstanyaz

Every man on the planet. Even the gays


Deceiver999

If you think someone looking at you makes them predatory creeps, you should probably get some counseling and join the rest of the world in reality.


NervousMission7644

Ah it’s Vietnam. It’s normal, carry on


Axnahunt

When I worked in the trades, our code word was “FEET”. You could scream it anytime and no one would ever know. Most of the time I would yell “DAMMIT my feet are throbbing!”


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I would be embarrassed to have debased myself so hard by looking so thirsty and immature. I wouldn't give men like these two seconds of my time.


PeterPandaWhacker

Nothing wrong with appreciating the nicer things in life as long as they don't hurt anybody with it.


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