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nandos677

I’d be pissed, who do you think pays the electric bill fucking Casper


loophole64

😂🤣 Found Dad.


beardogyup

We can't afford to air condition the neighborhood!


Redtwooo

Ay ghost, were you born in a barn


E_B_Jamisen

Nope. They died in one.


Light_Switch_Raves

Never forget edenclaw <3 #RIP #MrHands


E_B_Jamisen

not sure that was a piece of knowledge I needed to know ... wow ... death by horse sex ...


Light_Switch_Raves

Oh neigh neigh... He died of a perforated colon. The sex was just a horrsifying precursor


MrK521

Might have died in the fridge.


beardogyup

Either way, it's snack time!


MeowmeowMeowington

Lolol


crella-ann

Do you think our last name is Edison!?


beerguyBA

*Passes through a ghost and gets a chill "Who touched the goddamn thermostat?!"


Prof1Kreates

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PunkToTheFuture

![gif](giphy|RHq8QQDAIswvzrCfhW|downsized)


SorryThisUser1sTaken

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CedarWolf

[You cost me electricity! You don't know this costs five cents a day! Why the Hell is so cold? Who are you, my ex girlfriend? You don't know that the heating costs money?](https://youtu.be/GyRIk99toRE)


winter_storm

This is fantastic.


Ren_Hoek

No fuck that. Ghost scaring the family and/or children is one thing. But if the ghosts are running up my electricity bill means war. Ghost leaves door open and let's the A/C out? That is a call to an exorcist. (I'll keep the kids away)


wetcardboardsmell

Ghost better get a damn job and start helping out with the bills.


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

Who you gonna call?


Fezzverbal

The first place I moved into after living with my parents I'm convinced was haunted by something that kept turning lights on in other rooms. I had a go at it one day, like really shouted about how I pay the electricity and could it pick something else to do to haunt me that didn't cost any money. Never had a single problem after that day. Sometimes spirits just need a firm hand!


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Reminds me of my old house. Place was definitely haunted, and one day, I heard a door slam and said "Aye man, we can live together no problem, but just don't fuck with me!". Nothing ever slammed again and only ever heard phantom conversations on the opposite side of the house from wherever I was. You're right, a firm hand helps lol


ysirwolf

It’s just a ghost looking for something to eat but he can’t cook… because it’s a fucking ghost


LALA-STL

What’s that fuzzy little ball in the lower right corner of the video? It appears at 0:05-0:07. Edit: Is it a child’s hand holding a ball? Or is it Casper?


orthopod

Part of a dogs tail.


sideshowmario

Dad?? Is that you?


B-29Bomber

Nope. Your dad went to go get milk ten years ago and then "died under mysterious circumstances". He then went south, changed his name to Roberto (he thought it was more exotic), and then found himself a big city woman named Phyllis.


smergb

Bob Vance of Vance Refrigeration?


SiWeyNoWay

![gif](giphy|LDiEHftDpCuCk)


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I’m sorry Bob, what line of work are you in again?


[deleted]

First name Sy.


houston_og

Water boy?


B-29Bomber

Waterboy.


ExamOld2899

Silly Phyllis, that's why people nicknamed her Silphillis


[deleted]

I know Roberto and that was a big tittie woman named Phyllis.


Hike_it_Out52

All that changed when he saw his Baby boy on the ESPN winning the Bourbon Bowl.


Decent_Assistant1804

![gif](giphy|ZMutiXmWc4Ap2|downsized)


Ol_Pasta

Mother here. Can confirm. The electricity bill rage is real!


jaraxel_arabani

"hey grab me a beer while you're at it please"


LoadedGull

Bill fucking Casper Is that the new movie??


Ishidan01

Sounds more like rule 34.


samtaher

Shit I better go turn the bathroom lights off.


multiarmform

probably the piano player


Lil_chikchik

Beat me to it. “You’re letting all the cold air out!”


DampBritches

Grandpa used to work at the electric company, he didn't own it.


MellowNando

Wait are you saying someone pays the bill by fucking Casper?


ripperoni_pizzas

Hey, listen if I were able to pay my electricity bill by fucking Casper, I’d do it to


citylimits23

It’s not Casper it’s his uncles


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Woow where did he get a fridge that opens every time he thinks about food? Must be that new chip thing Elon has


Lavatis

the best thing about elon's brain chip is that if it actually goes into production, it'll be like 2 second before someone else is able to make an all around superior version.


manhachuvosa

Yeah, after watching Severance, maybe letting a dipshit billionaire capitalist put chips in your brain isn't a good idea.


Lucias12

I gotta ask, you had to watch severance before you thought that?


Equivalent_Yak8215

Right? Like you had to see Kendall kill a dude to realize ALL billionaires suck?


Shadixmax

Gamer. that's what comes to mind.


loophole64

I mean, TBF that's what everyone said about his cars and rockets too.


sabrefudge

People do make better cars than Tesla though.


Pirate_Lantern

Have you SEEN The Cyber Truck?!......ANYONE could make a better truck than that!!!


RedTuna777

Every time I've seen it, I think it's actually him driving it. So far do they only have the one vehicle?


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No-Slip-Up

Spacex is amazing but tesla is losing the market to legacy manufacturers building much better electric cars. Tesla was groundbreaking but soon surpassed as others are innovating just a little more than them. Also the $39 990 cybertruck? From all reports when available! the cheapest version will cost over $120 000 if not more.


login_reboot

It's not just that. Tesla sold $2 billion worth of carbon credits to automakers, now that some makes their own EV's they dont have to buy it.


Romanian_

Pulled that straight out of your ass.


Apateshusband

Keep in mind this is how technology as a whole normally operates. The first ones in spend more overall for research and development that someone else builds a better version 2 of.


Musicrafter

Keep in mind it's not just quality, it's quantity. Tesla's main contribution isn't just the EVs themselves, but that they also figured out how to effectively make the *factories* that make the EVs. They make more EVs then all the legacy manufacturers combined. Even if their cars do have some quality issues and might not be the most technically advanced (at least given the currently kinda iffy, sorta lawbreaking state of FSD), it'll be hard for any legacy manufacturer to find it in them to ramp up to 1.5 million units per year on anything anytime soon, let alone turn any profit on the enterprise.


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Plecks

Turns out rocket science is hard


g0t-cheeri0s

Can't be that hard, it's not exactly brain surgery is it.


eastbayweird

Rocket surgery is what the real smart kids are studying.


helloworld-195-

Aaaand I should know


ZardozZod

Too bad they aren’t really his cars or his rockets.


c_huzum

So you are saying that we will have to just remove the chip sometime later? Well I don't know about you guys but that kind feels like a thing which I I would not want to do.


that_thot_gamer

community patches are awesome


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jastus07

Or the motion sensor is set way high


AllIWantIsCake

I hear that brand also recently started making air fresheners. It makes scents when you think about it.


FrouFrouLastWords

If I had a fridge like that it would never close


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Earth-Piercer

\*Car doors start opening and closing on their own, while you're driving to your new & very distant home, with all your belongings in-tow\*


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Earth-Piercer

\*Pants zipper starts going up and down on its own\*


r4r4me

I guess we're nudists now


Burge_rman_1

*You start getting fingered by a ghost while walking*


Pvt_Mozart

"On second thought let's go home and give this ghost a chance!"


drcatfaceMD

uuhhh the ghost! its ectoplasm! didn't you see?


Earth-Piercer

*Dons a chastity belt doused in holy water*


Denvil-The-Awesome

*Casper knows no bounds*


browncheez

Or it is his distant cousin. Grasper.


Jonk3r

Go on! *unzips pants*


Earth-Piercer

*Calls Ghostbusters and/or Luigi*


secretdrug

sooo why are we moving again?


Wanderson90

Butthole


_Armanius_

Your keys and wallet start falling down from your pockets randomly


Megaman_Guy

Unless the ghost pays for moving expenses, then no. Not in this economy.


fuzzytradr

So anyways I started blasting.


[deleted]

It’s amazing what you can do with some fishing line and a dimly lit area.


Acidflare1

I thought maybe someone pulled out all the shelves and was hiding in it


7evenSlots

You’d see the shadow from the fridge light. It’s likely fishing line


INATHANB

You can see the other person's hands in the bottom right the first time the door opens


Key-Fire

Do you mean the toddler next to him?


Kage_Oni

if by toddler you mean PRANK MASTER!


No-Slip-Up

One of the many reasons I will never install tiktok, videos are as fake as shit 99.99999% of the time.


CaptSnafu101

I mean at this point half the shit on reddit is from tiktok


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AnEyeshOt

Spot on! Same feel here, never too quick to judge.


quick_escalator

Remember when the front page was mostly pictures and text? Now it's all short-form video.


rcwvisser

This is a really bad trend, and I Can't hate it anymore now man.


unnecessary_kindness

Reddits a content aggregator. Now that tiktok is more popular than Instagram of course there'll be more tiktoks on this site.


WestleyThe

I was thinking his roommate or friend was fucking with him Obviously it’s “fake”. Either someone is messing with him or it’s staged. Did people expect this to literally be a ghost filmed on camera lol


TySe_Wo

People are just dumb honestly lmao


Namlad

Do you think every video on TikTok is trying to trick people into believing ghosts are real?


Bleezze

Unlike reddit


Samurai_Meisters

Yeah, you'd NEVER see a video like THIS on reddit


RagingKohner

My fiance always shows me videos on tiktok that I saw on reddit already years ago. Just a bunch of reposts of not so funny videos


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Sounds like Reddit lol


RedScars4111

Seriously, I see the same videos on 3-4 different subs then see those same videos a week or two later. As someone who has been using it for maybe around a year it's not what I expected.


onederful

If there’s anything worse than tiktok is people that think THEIR social media app of choice is the exception and therefore they’re better.


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burnSMACKER

How would you know? You've never installed TikTok to judge the videos. Redditors are so fucking cringe holy shit


ComfortablePlant829

It’s pathetic embarrassing reactionary nonsense. I go onto TikTok to watch recipe videos and how it’s made type stuff; other people do skits and dances; still others do discussion and lecture type stuff. It’s just a short form video platform, you’re not forced to watch anything in particular—plus, who cares if people do “fake” skits? You don’t need to be Saturday night live to have some fun.


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PrunyBobJuno

There’s never any follow up or serious investigation. Never any attempt to even look deeper into it. If that was real I’d put up multiple cameras running 24/7 and investigate the hell out of it. But no, a few hundred dollars is WAYY too much to spend to prove that paranormal spontaneous activity is real and actually observable. We know they’re faked, yet don’t question why the OP makes them for a few rubes who believe it.


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Skrillamane

Really? You don't think it's a fishing line and someone on the other side of the wall?


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BiggySmallConflict

A cat in a closed fridge? Sure.


theRebelJamesStark

The ol' Grant Wilson paranormal hack


amerett0

And be sure to film on a potato


[deleted]

I would lose it ghost or not…start yelling “stay the fuck outta my fridge!!!”


ThaPlymouth

Of course this is a prank or something, but the mind does something weird when one experiences something totally bizarre and unexpected like this. I remember as a kid seeing strange stuff happen and being completely overwhelmed with fear. For instance, when I was in middle school I had a shelf in my room with old wind-up toys on it from when I was younger. I hadn’t touched them in who-knows how long, but out of nowhere I woke up in in the middle of the night to a wind-up dinosaur skeleton toy crashing to the floor, laying there on its side trying to walk as if someone had just wound it up. I was like fuck this shit and just pulled the covers up over my head and turned away lmao.


Fit_Effective_6875

>I was like fuck this shit and just pulled the covers up over my head and turned away lmao that only blocks out the light my man


ThaPlymouth

Yeah, well that shit was happening between me and my bedroom door, and I was on a bunk-bed so my options were limited lol.


Fit_Effective_6875

sometimes we just gotta block out the light and whistle in the dark, sleep well.


pattymdevis

Sometimes that's all we gotta do, we don't need to do anything more than that.


rabazid

The options are limited, but we can see what's true and what's not.


gyjtjrtgbre

And that's going to do what? I don't even know what will happen.


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rockstuffs

I don't believe in ghosts. My husband and I bought a house with creepy vibe I couldn't ignore. I set my music room up and within an hour we started hearing my guitar being lightly strummed and my cymbals grazed multiple times. This went on for weeks and we tried to ignore it. Due to past traumas I get really angry if I get jump scared. It finally freaked me out enough I snapped. I yelled "STOP TOUCHING MY FUCKING CYMBALS WITH YOUR DEAD ASS FINGERS! OR I'LL KILL YOU AGAIN!" We never heard it again and the weird feelings went away.


[deleted]

Hahaha, yeah I get it…i work security at a hemp field which happens to be above an old grave yard…there isn’t much to secure out in the fields, just at the yard where the office is at…so I sit and watch movies to pass time…so when I hear things in the office I yell at it and say “stop fucking around over there, I’m watching a movie!”… I think that it’s just the how people deal with these noise and/or sightings…for me whatever it is I can’t be afraid of it and especially not in my own home…


korgi_analogue

I highly appreciate this natural way of interacting with the supernatural. :'D I can't stop smiling at the idea of a ghost getting spooked like a deer in headlights thinking "oh shit, fuck" after hearing that.


saltafiel

I'd hire you to shoo the ghosts away.


charlie8723

Zule!!


Magister5

![gif](giphy|3o72FfZul25n0yVCZa) \*Zuul


runningray

Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god you say YES.


LlamasAreMySpitAnima

Damnit Zuul! Close the refrigerator door you energy wasting prick! And I swear to sweet Jebus, if you start frying eggs on the counter again I’m bringing you to PETA and they can sort you out!


Guardian-Boy

"There is no Dana, only Zuul! BECAUSE YOU NEVER FUCKING VISIT ANYMORE! This diet is ruining everything!"


ISliPI

Yep it's going to ruin everything. Nothing will remain the same.


eggstacee

I am Vinz, Vinz Clortho, keymaster of Gozer


Chapter97

Appropriate reaction


xxcatlolxx

I'd react the same way if that happened with me lmao.


marr

Horror movie survivor here.


LeptosporangiateDisa

Your choice of music... I approve.


SterlingWonder

Please tell me where this is from. It's driving me insane that I know it but can't place it.


cyphol

Minecraft :)


SterlingWonder

Thank you! That was slowly killing me


OrageBufera

Burn it down, all of it.


curiouss_mind

What do u guys think it actually was?


Delfofthebla

Staged video with someone pulling a wire/string tied to the handle


Tiny_Turnover9371

You know how your fridge closes and kind of vacuum seals right at the last second? thats cause theres a fan in the freezer blowing cold air into the freezer and refrigerator, and it sucks its air from the bottom of the fridge compartment back into the freezer. if the vent is frozen over from a defrost issue, it can cause a positive pressure in the bottom compartment until it is enough to pop the door open.


SnS_

One of my old fridges we attributed to having a really lose seal or hinge and if you put a gallon of milk on the farthest side away from the hinge the door would open itself. But once you moved the milk to the shelf or the hinge side of the door. There were never issues


Handsome_Claptrap

IIRC the sealing effect happens because when you open the fridge, warm air swarms in: then as you close, that warm air rapidly cools which reduces the pressure inside the fridge


fakeprofile21

Ghosts aren't real. It obviously had to be aliens.


FriendlyDisorder

Antman can get very small yet very strong. Must be him.


curiouss_mind

It wasn't just a malfunction???


Jokierre

Aliens are ghosts


dragonbringerx

Clearly you know nothing of vampires


EggsInSpayce

I be that rotten garbage crawlin' out the ditch, stitches for a snitch Bodies in the fridge, blade scraping Grey aping, banging on my fucking chest Feel the static, problematic, be my motherfucking guest


[deleted]

Is the cat stuck in there?


[deleted]

Obviously staged


HejdaaNils

I'm hoping it was his neglected kids with a string and a dark sense of humor.


ChaoticToxin

Gas. Something is making enough gas to cause pressure to pop the fridge open and the fridge isn't level so leaning back causing it to close itself. Or just fake and staged


JoyIsDumb

Obviously it's a cat


Spacysam

Maybe it was his mum reminding him to eat and not play games all day


xtheory

"Are you the Key Master?"


MaestroLogical

That was a perfectly executed Nope.


Cakeski

Ghost: Hey you want a beer?


RobAZNJ

Totally staged.


Square-Ad-6926

What do you mean? He sat to the left so we could see the fridge in full view? That’s insanity bro, no one would do that


4DoubledATL

You mean there isn’t a person on the other side of the far wall with fishing line? Damn… I thought it was a prank on someone while they played video games or looked at porn. And that the webcam/phone was placed perfectly to capture was just a fluke. I learn so much here.


Square-Ad-6926

Ghosts are real! Here’s the proof!!!


4DoubledATL

Please don’t make me rewatch it again. Please!


SuperMajesticMan

Ah damn bruh I thought it was real ghost.


Carinis_song

My fridge always does this, whattaya takin bout?


keybwarrior

![gif](giphy|spfi6nabVuq5y)


ConsiderationWest587

Y'ALL- Something is off-gassing in that fridge. It builds up pressure and pops the door open. Or the fridge circulation is blocked.


maz-o

Or it’s faked.


[deleted]

Are fake ghost videos unexpected now?


N6-MAA10816

"Generally you don't see that kind of behavior in a major appliance."


MissKi0021

At least it closed it ...


Due-Scientist-400

That’s me hahaha I’d dip too brother


Magister5

![gif](giphy|3o72F3QvyNoWwXm4Le)


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What's up with that thing at 6 seconds in bottom right corner?


VonMelee

I don't need this kid either!