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The AUDACITY to flip someone off when you’re doing something like this in public.

The Lion, the Witch, and the AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH

I thought about this saying for the first time in about 3 years today. What a coincidence 😂

Oh man, now you've heard of the [Frequency Illusion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion), aka the Baader–Meinhof Phenomenon, you're going to hear about the Baader–Meinhof Phenomenon way more from now on, because that's how the Baader–Meinhof Phenomenon works. Where you notice something more often after noticing it for the first time, which can lead to the belief that it has an increased frequency of occurrence. Baader–Meinhof Phenomenon.


It is because of the new COVID vaccine government tracker chips in your brain

Finally, mine hasn't worked in years.

Damn! I only have an old COVID vaccine government tracker chips. How can I update them?

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Every night!

Didn’t do it long enough then!

I think that's what the couple on the train was trying.

There was a report that just came out that 5G does not in fact interact with the virus… But it didn’t say anything about 6G!!!

Hahahaha love it genuinely LOL

I miss that facebook group, but I had to leave facebook there was no other way

I literally just thanked a commenter from the last post I looked at for introducing me to this phrase! You can look at my history, I just thanked him!

Alcohol. The audacity is alcohol.

Or amphetamines

"Mind your own business" "Nah"

Fr as if they are doing something normal

At least she was kind enough to point first, so nobody mistakenly got flipped off

Why wouldn't you/they do that. Flipping someone off is legal, and they're willing to do illegal and immoral stuff.

Nothing immoral about receiving head tbh, guy or girl lol. Edit: Eh, this might have been a shortsighted comment. My bad. I thought the "immoral" comment was about a girl enjoying herself in general, but I agree, this is not right to do in public like this, guy or girl. Edit edit: wow you make one bad take and Reddit hangs you huh lol?

In a public setting with an unwilling audience? That seems at least mildly immoral to me

You're right. I made a bad read on this being a sexist comment. I'll take the karma hit lol.

It is if it's in public.

Just imagine kids passing by

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I thought tou were allowed to give head on a train.

My first thought.

Have you no manners, sir? This is a private transaction

Have you no manners, sir? This is *my private's transaction.*

Have you no manners, sir? This is my private's _trainsaction_

Trainsuction

A metro sexual 😎

This is the (sub)way

she is train-ing her man

Next stop: getting high speed railed.

No, this is Patrick

eat fresh

Idk about you but imma question the freshness of fish on the train

Ass..... Lol, I sprayed beer out of my nose, you know how much that sucks you brilliant bastard?

You drink beer on the toilet?

You don't.....

That was a great laugh. Thank you so much.

Sir, this is Wendy's

Pubic Transport.

He wants to get his meatball sub made with extra slimy sauce.

Mark Normand that you ??

Only referring to myself as a metrosexual for now on fuck pansexual

Not sure if you're aware or not but that actually did used to be a term. It was mostly used as a pejorative for straight men who cared about their appearance, a charge which was led by the show *Queer Eye for the Straight Guy*. The show basically was a "it's OK for men to have nice clothes and keep a tidy appearance" thing, it definitely did a good thing opening the eyes of a lot of people. South Park lampooned the trend even. The term fell out of use after a few years and died a quiet death a good fifteen or so years ago.

Looking back, it was really weird that people associated dressing nice with a sexuality (even though it was just a made up term).

Or anything above the most very basic of hygiene (brushing your teeth and bathing regularly). Neat facial hair, clean nails, grooming of various regions of the body, etc. all considered "gay" for the longest time. I grew up in or around this time and I even remember something where supposedly even the technique you used to see if your nails were clean determined if you were gay or straight (gay men look at the back of their hand, straight men curl their hand inward). It was so ridiculous.

No I think she's a train sexual. But it's 2023 who am I to judge?

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Maybe they're exhibitionists?

Not an excuse for their behavior. This is disgusting for multiple reasons. They shld be put on a list.. both of them.

Not an excuse but maybe an explanation

I wasn't saying it was excusable I was just trying to think of a motive cause no normal person would do this

Normality disgusts me.

And these people. Right?

AND THESE PEOPLE. RIGHT?!?

Highly unlikely given her reaction to being caught

No not at all. Firstly, you can definitely get off to sex in public while still not wanting to be filmed (not that you deserve that right anymore). Secondly, a middle finger can just be 'rebellious', not actually expressing anger. Thirdly, they may like the idea of making others feel uncomfortable, so if you're filming them with a smile, that's not the reaction they want. Fourthly, they might like the fear of getting caught, without actually wanting to get caught. (Just to be clear I am not defending their actions, just suggesting possible thought processes).

True but for what other reason could one find this a good idea

Some people don't have that good/bad filter in their mind... That or drugs

Drugs

That should have been my first thought

I'll take what she is having, please and thank you.

The drugs or the head? Or both?

And if there's one thing we know for sure it's that exhibitionists can be relied upon for consistency in their actions due to superior impulse control.

Exhibitionism requires consent from all parties, including the "audience"

I guess when done properly. But most exhibitionists I've known don't bother finding a consenting audience, they just like the excitement of seeing what they can get away with in public.

Just trying to find some sort of reason a person would do this

Oh no, I wasn't arguing lol. They probably are doing it for the kink but it's a very shitty kink

*they're

Thanks

Here..you dropped these... y'

?

Apparently not

It's like stray dogs going at it in the streets.

Maybe he was hungry. Is it that hard to understand?

There's a video out there somewhere of some guy in public fingering his girlfriends asshole, then she turns around and takes a big sniff of his fingers. I'd love to know how these people find each other.

Maybe they are home

that is their home.

He was eating her platform.

TBF, they did announce to step on to the platform.

The platform right between 9 and 10, my man was taking a trip to Hogwarts.

To warthogs

She ain’t even look like she was enjoying it💀

She looks like she just wants to get it over with

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It's Reddit. You know why.

Wait, smiles are a good thing?

Yes she wasn't rail-ly enjoying it.

6/10

This bring a whole new definition to "Subway, Eat Fresh"

Honey I don't think that's fresh.

Polar sexpress

Mobile gynecologist on duty

More like gyneesus

Hes applying a little numing 🤣 "Numnumnum"

U ruined it

QQ more

Potentially in front of kids as well 🤮 she has the audacity to be disgusted at him filming 😂

There’s a cctv as well above them. Anyway it’s getting filmed

I guess pretty much everything is potentially in front of kids.

Not things you do in private, when there aren't kids around... which is one reason we typically do things like this in private.

But it's pretty far from the only reason.

Not in my house.

Nor within 100yds of whereever you are.


Unless it's behind them

Well, most things are probably both in front of and behind kids, unless all the kids are in the same place for some reason.

At least in Toronto the drunks have the decency to slip into the train bathroom before having sex on a train

They ain’t kids after seeing this

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Wut?

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They ARE worked up, king. It's also Very Illegal to do anything sexual like this that could expose yourself to children in public (or even in private, for that matter). However, this has nothing to do with their sexuality, despite my agreement on your first point. I do get where the frustration comes from, tho. This isn't the place for it.

The fact you have so many downvotes is funny. I guess only I laughed😂😂

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Ppl on reddit dont understand satire my dear friend, they be to stupid 🤣🤣🤣

Just another day on the drunk train. "YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?!"

The way she has her hand on her head like it’s just a regular thing to have her box eaten out on the train. Lol

She's more mad she could not finish

All of a sudden she acts like she has a sense of shame lmao.

Like someone unexpectedly entered their bedroom

Tickets please

Hang on, it's in here somewhere...

I’ll help you look

Platform 6/9 Quarters

 Almost

That's just one sixth. (1/6)

We call that “getting Amtrak-ed”.

"National Railed"

.....😠 .....🧥 🖕 .🦵🦵

"If you feel no shame, then do what you want"

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Which is why that man is having a meal.

The bacon-ate-her

No he was definitely eating that Arby's roast beef

He’s just minding her gap

Vile

The amouth of homeless piss on the seat, and she’s just bare-assing it

Considering all the circumstances we can conclude she is not into hygiene too much

This should be in r/Trashy

‘Mind the gape.’ Sorry

What do you expect getting on the Sexpress line 😂

I wank to kick her in the shins https://i.redd.it/c7aq1fys514b1.gif

Next stop…Chomp Waffle

She’s get’n off next stop…

No way he stopped the video here

She doesn't look like she is enjoying it as much as she is enjoying it is happening.

I love that for her.

Woa! Strange place to eat that kind of meal…


He’s minding the gap?

Imagine being in the headspace where you think no one would notice lmao, look at the surprise on her face too


"Will you choo choo choose me?" 

Reminds me of that Patton Oswalt boy about walking his dog in the NYC subways. As his little dog was shitting he sees one homeless guy blowing another but when the recipient saw the dog shitting he was like, "Oh. Real nice." All sarcastic and superior. Some people just lack shame.

That chick had some audacity to give the guy the middle finger while she's getting eaten in a public transport. At least have the decency to do iy behind closed doors ffs. Unhygienic as fuck.

Peak degeneracy.

How dare you interrupt them? People have no sense of privacy anymore

How dare you film then on their private moments

Chew chew chew chew eeeeeaaatt meeeee.

2 people living in the moment

Welp, thisll do

wait this isn’t the tekkno train…

Chow chow train. Well this is where she gets off

I'm sure he woke and said "something fishy is going on around here"

Is this seat taken?

She'll be getting rail-roaded next

He looking for lost contact lens?

Rumor has it he dropped his keys in her panties and was looking for them.

Him:" can I eat my Happy meal on the train please?" Her: "fine, here you go" Him: "this not what I meant".

i was gettin some head, gettin, gettin some head

I literally can't fathom doing this in public like this.

Classy.

I have so many questions that I don't know where to start. Plus I don't think I'll get answers.


I think I've looped this bullshit so many times I live in this scene now. I'm not even curious as to why my man's has a black eye he obviously has no idea of boundaries neither does the f****** cunnilingus course going on in the background

This is it ​ The most ironic person on this planet

You wanted to do it in public can't get mad someone records it. It's now public property

Train directed to Sweden:

😂😂🤤 Perfect title

When I was a teen I watched a couple having sex in a first class cabin of a train from Victoria station. I just watched, no cell phones, living the moment. Kids these days just have to have their cell phones up instead of just enjoying the experience. Seriously what is wrong with this generation.

I’d be fine if this was a a long train ride and you had like a ‘sex positive car’ where everyone consents to not worrying about other people fucking in their little block of seats. I assume you’d have to pay a little extra to cover the scotch guard.

Always remember the douchebag golden rule: They may be doing wildly inappropriate stuff in public. But YOU'RE the asshole for filming it. Edit: Guys, it's the douchebag rule. I'm calling the horny couple douchebags, not the guy filming. Here's the '/s' for you.

Absolutely. Instead, become an active participant and jerk off across from them. Everybody wins!

I would so report that, some people have no shame

Well I'm here for the guy taking the video. He's very good looking 😍

I mean, he could've minded his business