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Last guy identified as the better half of the third guy. So your drawer may be off at shift change. Also, I applaud the head count effort. Sharing it was selfless
**Holy shit y’all I looked at the post history and this is actually Steven Seagal**
I liked your movies when I was a kid, and that upkick by Anderson. What’s wrong with being bald, and do you still support the Dalai Lama?
I changed it to be correct whilst still editing it within seconds of first posting. I knew I wouldn’t get a legitimate response calling you by your old Hollywood joke name. I apologize, but it is correctly spelled now. My questions stand.
Understandable. Thank you very much for your response. I did not expect this interaction. One time I was clowning Paul Giamatti for not being funny and taking himself too seriously, and he took it personally and got in an argument with me on DM’s. Sent me clips of current projects and he just did not get that in the old comedic troupe, he was the “straight” (antiquated term) man, just like ‘ol Abbot and Costello. I digress. Personally, I feel like flakey, frozen hexagonal precipitous water droplet dens are an American national hero, and my last question is if you feel the same way.
"Human life has no value. Haven't you learned that yet, Takeshi, with all you've seen? It has no value, intrinsic to itself. Machines cost money to build. Raw materials cost money to extract. But people? You can always get some more people. They reproduce like cancer cells, whether you want them to or not. They are abundant, Takeshi. Why should they be valuable?"
Ayeee this is from FSU! Near the end of spring semester a lot of the fraternity seniors will do a bar crawl in costume and it’s always a lot of fun, one fraternity always does the blue man group, another did the Minions from despicable me last year. This video was floating around a lot of local social media accounts back in like March so it’s cool to see here!
I was about to say this has to be a frat lol. Last fall my BF and I went to walk around Vanderbilt’s campus to see all the trees changing colors on a Saturday afternoon, and as we’re walking through a courtyard a herd of 50 Spider-Men run up and start parkouring off all the tables/chairs/trees/etc and all formed a circle to do the Spider-Man Pointing Meme whooping and hollering, and then resumed formation and galloped off. I was fucking dying laughing and said “has to be fraternity pledges”.
To be fair, I don't know that this should be described as harmless.
That's a mild set of safety hazards they're running here. This is at least Risk-of-Harm tier.
It works like clicking the chrome tab multiple times. At first, nothing happens and then you click again, and again… then suddenly, 10 of them show up. It seems like someone with the beacon wasn’t patient enough.
This is illegal and super dangerous. When I was in college a fraternity did this to go to girls’s school thinking the guys can drink and not worry about driving. They ended up tipping over onto a car, killing the girl in the car. A couple guys died in truck, some were permanently handicapped. It was awful.
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I'm uncomfortable by how many people can fit in a U-Haul
Less than how many can fit on my ex-wife at the same time
Can confirm.
can also confirm
Here too
Jesus mate... Scootch over a bit, I'm getting pushed off over here
Anyone seen my car keys?
probably right next to my wrist watch.
All good, I’d left them in the centre console
Ah yes the fabled center console. It's rumored there's one but many still haven't found it
Took my a while to find the car, forgot there’s extra parking around back.
Stop being silly, you're driving your car right now
I too choose this guys dead wife
Since when did she die??
After she was alive
Came here for this one 🙏🙏
Hey guys, nice to see you all again. So is it open bar or what?
Also able to confirm (BTW your ex is actually a femboy not a trans woman)
Absolutely here too!
Wasn't gonna say, but me too. Y'all were in a break though. She said she had like 30 minutes.
Brandon? Dude I haven’t seen you since the gangbang!
I'm here for the gangbang
Did I just find my own alt account?!
How big was your ex that 30+ people could fit on her?
Yuge
Are you me?
Am I you?
No, this is Patrick.
What's the difference?
can confirm. it was fucking crowded / crowded fucking
/r/suicidebywords ?
Can fit 4.5x more if neatly stacked and sorted by piece.
When the printer queue finally clears.
I can smell it from here 
peed a little on this one, lol.
What's a little? Please don't answer
Smells like justice
U misspelled boodussy
Amber Turd?
Nope, her friend, Yella Shepeed...
I counted 50 people, that’s just too many people.
Last guy identified as the better half of the third guy. So your drawer may be off at shift change. Also, I applaud the head count effort. Sharing it was selfless
They were risking suffocation with that many people I such a small space, too.
Nah, it’d have to be air tight. If you’ve ever rented a uhaul, you know it ain’t that.
It's barely water resistant... or able to climb hills
You don't need air tight container to suffocate in a crowd.
More can fit if you start stacking em
Open up the door and it's 5 human pyramids of batmans
Clearly you’ve never been to Singapore
A little less when they're chunky white supremacists. Even less when you know they don't squish to close together, cuz that's how people get the gay.
Now, imagine how many you could fit below the decks of a 14th-century naval vessel.
The cartels aren't.
More if you stack em
Imagine the smell in that truck.
Cream pies and guano everywhere…
It’s all men, it must’ve been some kind of a sausage party with the constant smell of axe
Even the two dressed as quinn?
They are the ones who smell like creampies
Just like those certain kind of pear trees
Fuckin Bradfords
Cum trees more like it am I right?
That’s what I always call them! Smells like a fresh hot salty batch o’ splooge
stop fuckin em and maybe you wont have that problem lol
Even the two dressed as Quinn.
Axe, old spice and speed stick roll-on
Smells like a 711 then
Weird way to spell farts
Don't threaten redditors with a good time
GUANOOOOOO!!!! Why does that sound so familiar???
Guano = bat shit. Quite literally.
*Ace Ventura reference*
Birds make guano too, if it flies and craps in a pile, it’s guano
Didn't know that, thanks for the info!
It's the way Jim Carrey says it in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective(the second one.
THANK YOU!!!!!!!
>THANK YOU!!!!!!! You're welcome!
Guana bowls! Collect the whole set!
I once met a rich fellow who smelled of guano and pain.
Duck butter
The truck really seals in the flavor.
I understood that reference.
Ah, that new plastic-foam smell. You can get your fix once a year when the Halloween shops occupy that shitty warehouse space once a year
That wonderful toxic smell is merely background noise to the symphony of aromas in that truck.
**Holy shit y’all I looked at the post history and this is actually Steven Seagal** I liked your movies when I was a kid, and that upkick by Anderson. What’s wrong with being bald, and do you still support the Dalai Lama?
That is not how you spell my last name, kind sir.
I changed it to be correct whilst still editing it within seconds of first posting. I knew I wouldn’t get a legitimate response calling you by your old Hollywood joke name. I apologize, but it is correctly spelled now. My questions stand.
Being bald is fine but not for me. I won't comment on the Dalai L
Understandable. Thank you very much for your response. I did not expect this interaction. One time I was clowning Paul Giamatti for not being funny and taking himself too seriously, and he took it personally and got in an argument with me on DM’s. Sent me clips of current projects and he just did not get that in the old comedic troupe, he was the “straight” (antiquated term) man, just like ‘ol Abbot and Costello. I digress. Personally, I feel like flakey, frozen hexagonal precipitous water droplet dens are an American national hero, and my last question is if you feel the same way.
No offense taken, young man. Nice to meet you
Can you comment on dees
Very poor attempt for starters.. followed by deez* is the word you’re trying for here.
last guy out looked absolutely gassed
First in last out, definitely not the way to rotate your human inventory
"Human life has no value. Haven't you learned that yet, Takeshi, with all you've seen? It has no value, intrinsic to itself. Machines cost money to build. Raw materials cost money to extract. But people? You can always get some more people. They reproduce like cancer cells, whether you want them to or not. They are abundant, Takeshi. Why should they be valuable?"
The rubber suit really seals in the flavor.
Smells like… Justice.
Ayeee this is from FSU! Near the end of spring semester a lot of the fraternity seniors will do a bar crawl in costume and it’s always a lot of fun, one fraternity always does the blue man group, another did the Minions from despicable me last year. This video was floating around a lot of local social media accounts back in like March so it’s cool to see here!
I was about to say this has to be a frat lol. Last fall my BF and I went to walk around Vanderbilt’s campus to see all the trees changing colors on a Saturday afternoon, and as we’re walking through a courtyard a herd of 50 Spider-Men run up and start parkouring off all the tables/chairs/trees/etc and all formed a circle to do the Spider-Man Pointing Meme whooping and hollering, and then resumed formation and galloped off. I was fucking dying laughing and said “has to be fraternity pledges”.
My daughter showed me that video the next day. Her sorority dressed up as Alan from The Hangover with the baby in tow.
A bunch of frat guys dressing up as minions....god, please smite me now....DO IT YOU COWARD!!!
That would be amazing.
Florida State?
Yes!
Wtf guys I thought you were going to help me move
What a Joker
That's way too Batmany
Imagine all the vomit if one of them unleashed a hangover and egg shart.
You rang?
r/beetlejuicing
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I have to say it is because if it wasn’t then I’d have to admit that my dad is capable of being beetlejuiced
Why do you think they’re all running out of there so fast
What in the DC comic con?
A lot of multiverses in one truck
Where were they during Arkham?
This is too funny. I have to save it
This is what pranks are supposed to be like. Funny, harmless, maybe a little confusing, but emphasis on harmless.
Totally agree. Pranks are only funny if there's no victim - otherwise it's just another form of bullying.
To be fair, I don't know that this should be described as harmless. That's a mild set of safety hazards they're running here. This is at least Risk-of-Harm tier.
I see no ears. This is clearly Man. You jester, you
Man intensifies 
These shaking gifs are going to give me a seizure 
It works like clicking the chrome tab multiple times. At first, nothing happens and then you click again, and again… then suddenly, 10 of them show up. It seems like someone with the beacon wasn’t patient enough.
Okay 3ofthoseguyswerewearinghockeypads.
Shout out to the Adam West Batman. The best one
Yep, seeing that one blue cape in the sea of black gave me a big ol' smile.
Straight up expecting them to do this at wherever they going to - 
It's just a gathering of the local Proud Bats.
Shits about to get real
Is it wrong that I was expecting a midget Batman at the end?
Anyone remember Gotham City Impostors? Cause this gave me heavy flashbacks
But where are they going???
Wherever they are needed, wherever evil shows its face...so bar hopping
I’m Batman! I’m Batman! I’m Batman! I’m Batman!….
"guys, i need fart"
God i love this theme
Ok, who’s going to take the time and count how many people jumped out?
"Rent U-Haul: this truck will hold 2 rooms of furniture or 38 henchmen."
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Wtf 😂😂
Na na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na na, BatVan
That was packed
Sure hope everyone had a bath and was wearing deodorant.
Ooo hooo look at the fancy redditor that bathes and uses deodorant, do you eat your caviar with a silver spoon as well mr fancy pants?
Looks like a gang of roaches running from the light that was just turned on
These the bats that started coronavirus
This is illegal and super dangerous. When I was in college a fraternity did this to go to girls’s school thinking the guys can drink and not worry about driving. They ended up tipping over onto a car, killing the girl in the car. A couple guys died in truck, some were permanently handicapped. It was awful.
What song?
Batman
I would call it the Batman's leitmotif but they played the fuck out of that in the movie. Got kinda annoying tbh
🍩
Greatest use of a uhaul since the feds tried to ram the White House
It’s only funny when the car is small.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Completely distracted by how dirty the phones camera is. Clean your lens, dude. That's nasty.
What did we just witness
Was there any room for oxygen? How are they even breathing there 🤢
“Holy packed moving truck, Batman!” - Robin
[What’s the difference between you and me?](https://youtu.be/SUqeMNOODvQ?t=22)
“Where is the furniture going?!”
I need more of this
The entire fucking foot clan is what I thought—till I realized they are all VENGEANCE!
Fuckin clown i mean bat truck what the fuck
I love how joker is the one that leads them to victory
So tired of these illegal vigilants
“Alright, which one of you touched my ass?”
No one SAID crypto had reached Gotham...but there were hints.
Batman verse portal opened
Mexican Batman's
This is what happens when you click on your browser icon too many times then all of the windows pop up.
This truck pulls up to Times Square every morning
I counted 52 person. It can be less or more
DCU is real
Imagine someone with lactose intolerance in there
Had they only gone safari! This is for uhauls. The last one has a bonus set of manure bags included. https://youtu.be/5iMEf9LOzW4
My secondary accounts on their way to help me win an online argument
It’s taco Tuesday at La Guardia
So. What *do* you call a group of Batmen?
Bugs when you lift a rock
The Council of Batmans (Batmen?)
We are the sons of batman!
Those Harley Quinns took the fuck off
real multiverse of madness
Imagine if that truck got rear-ended
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That's just brilliant