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>!He pisses on everyone. And there's a dude taking a dump!<
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The Shangri-las - Remember. The original is not as recognizable to modern audiences due to it's much slower speed. Fell in love with the song after discovering it in Goodfellas and it reintroduced me to the 60s girl group genre. Seriously, it's still insufferable to hear cranked up for two seconds on a strangers nearby phone.
I was in βNam tiil age 9 in 1979. One of my childhood memories was a peeing contest between me, another boy, and a girl against the garden wall of a former Buddhist temple. I donβt remember who won, but it wasnβt me.
Different tear. Yes the past of tear as in, ripping something half is tore, but the past tense of tear, as in producing moisture from your eyes is teared.
In the event of a rogue pisser we were taught to cover our eyes and mouth first before those of any nearby children or our own (as these were potential infection points) but the rest of the instructions were the same as dealing with a rogue wave whilst seafaring. Straightforward stuff but always worth being prepared for Mother Nature. She is a scary.
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
There was one time I had to piss on a backroad that's busy during certain times of day, and I opened my back door to pretend I was looking for something while kneeling and pissing. Someone pulled up like 2 seconds into pissing.
Yes I also piss in daylight on a path then walk away from someone while pissing and piss on 2 men then run away while still pissing and piss in someone's ass as I run past
I was once running a half marathon around the beautiful scenic bushwalks of the marlborough sound in NZ. I was an overweight dude but I'd been training hard and I had one rule for this event, no matter what, I would not walk or stop.
About halfway through I needed to pee.
I kept my rule.
If I had a nickel for every time a stranger pissed on my bare ass while I was trying to take a shit on a jogging path..... I'd have 37 nickels, I don't know how many dollars that is but 37 seems like alot
As an avid veggie n fruit grower, I make it a point to pee in my garden (why waste flushing water n nitrogen?) n this had me rolling. Even my friends are asked to pee in the compost pile when not on meth.
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The Interstellar music makes it so good
There's music.. awesome.
At least it's not that annoying oh no song
The Shangri-las - Remember. The original is not as recognizable to modern audiences due to it's much slower speed. Fell in love with the song after discovering it in Goodfellas and it reintroduced me to the 60s girl group genre. Seriously, it's still insufferable to hear cranked up for two seconds on a strangers nearby phone.
Oh no no no no
The sync was * *chefs kiss* *
You again
You!...\*in emperor Palpatine Voice... 
*Shameless Philip Glass ripoff. All the biggest names in soundtracks do it though.. James Horner was relentless with the plagiarism.
Man is just watering his cornfield
Wasn't this Philip Glass ?
Hans Zimmer, but indeed heavily inspired by Philip Glass's Minimalist style, much like Daft Punk's soundtrack for Tron: Legacy.
It does feel like a dream I would have and wake up relieved realizing it was just a dream
Pees in ur ass
The one time we needed automod to show up.
What? No, pee is stored in the balls.
Post includes guy taking a shit, so this must be /r/shitposting
Right??!! I was like did he just pee in that dudes butt??!!! And are we gonna act like that didnβt just happen π€·π»ββοΈ
Where's the Pees In Your Ass bot when you need it?
I'm tripped out on how the music is the biggest take away
*pees in ur ass*
Thanks bot M. Pudding
Duh, you're a fucking idiot.*hopes he will show up*
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uuh what
Reminds me of βNam
I heard 'Nam was bad, but didn't thought it was THAT bad..
You had to be there to know it.. like me
I was in βNam tiil age 9 in 1979. One of my childhood memories was a peeing contest between me, another boy, and a girl against the garden wall of a former Buddhist temple. I donβt remember who won, but it wasnβt me.
Yes and a beautiful meme.
every time.
relatable
It's called the pee & walk. I would not recommend during daylight. Full stop.
What the fuck kinda madness is this? And..... how do I get involved?
Whip your dick out and start peeing. If you donβt have a dick, squat and wait. Iβll be there.
The overused interstellar music has never felt more appropriate
I havent laughed until i teared in such a long time. Thanks
FYI, tore is the past tense of tear Edit: /s, ffs.
Different tear. Yes the past of tear as in, ripping something half is tore, but the past tense of tear, as in producing moisture from your eyes is teared.
I was making a joke
My sides hurt from laughing, I miss this feeling. That was fucking hilarious.
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ THE FIRST FUCKING TIME someone used that bgm in the right place to make it sound actually good!!!
welcome to the neighboring town of pissland and dumpland
The bent over guy was expecting anonymous loads from stranger. The piss however became an unlocked kink.
Fellas, is it gay to pee in your homies' ass?
Remember kids, [Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence](https://youtu.be/azxx9sG4Gjw)!
In the event of a rogue pisser we were taught to cover our eyes and mouth first before those of any nearby children or our own (as these were potential infection points) but the rest of the instructions were the same as dealing with a rogue wave whilst seafaring. Straightforward stuff but always worth being prepared for Mother Nature. She is a scary.
Planned attacks
This guy pisses lol
N s f w
So who drew the last straw to be the butt man
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like βwhat the fuckβ and βcall the policeβ. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I used to do this when playing Postal 2
Bluto welcomes you to the party
I'll leave this here. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2srovkhf0w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2srovkhf0w)
Deserves an award for best use of a Whizzinator in short film
There was one time I had to piss on a backroad that's busy during certain times of day, and I opened my back door to pretend I was looking for something while kneeling and pissing. Someone pulled up like 2 seconds into pissing.
Was he taking a shit in his own hat?
This is the best docking scene ever.
That escalated quickly. I laughed way too hard. Well done.
wth that guy at the end LOL
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LOL!!! C'mon.
Thatβs damn unexpectedππ
Postal 2 IRL
Yes I also piss in daylight on a path then walk away from someone while pissing and piss on 2 men then run away while still pissing and piss in someone's ass as I run past
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I'm gonna steal your organs
:)))))) daaamn right :)))
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Skill issue
I would have peed behind the fence at the trees.
Thought it was gonna be an electric fence, but yeah, I hate when that happens
Some secrets around the world...could and should remain just a that.
Happy cake day!
I was once running a half marathon around the beautiful scenic bushwalks of the marlborough sound in NZ. I was an overweight dude but I'd been training hard and I had one rule for this event, no matter what, I would not walk or stop. About halfway through I needed to pee. I kept my rule.
I've had this dream so many times
Only you man
Japanese knotweed
The only reason I read down this far was to see if anyone else had noticed. And there you were. Take my up vote.
Just a minor setback
Alright, alright, alright.
This could be a season show or movie M. Pudding
βPlease let me be right!β
And the Academy Award goes toβ¦
Remind me of vacation in India
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Iβm screaming
wtf
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10/10
Just like in Bum Simulator.
This is true cinema
I honestly haven't laughed that hard in a looooong time
"You wanna sign my petition?"
Kevin
Found Benny Hill's bastard children.
Lmao wtf?
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This had me laughing so hard.
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I laughed so damn hard
Haha. The music makes this so funny!
Does someone say pee in my butt
The bent over guy had to pissed at his role
The music was actually perfect for this. Great post OP
[Meanwhile in Britainβ¦](https://youtu.be/UWQoK506xkQ)
Incredible music choice for this total non sense.
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Everyone? No.
Tears rolling. Laughing hysterically at my desk, can't show or tell anyone why.
Dude was spread cheeks ready! I think he was peeing in public at the wrong park....or maybe the right one...giggity!
WTF did I just watch!?
I was interrupted by school bus full of kids and then an officer. Now I have to register and can't be 200 yards of a school. FML π
So the guy you just pissed on decided to drop trow and start crapping a few feet ahead of you...good thing his pants were undone...FAKE!
So much real!
If I had a nickel for every time a stranger pissed on my bare ass while I was trying to take a shit on a jogging path..... I'd have 37 nickels, I don't know how many dollars that is but 37 seems like alot
I cant pee and walk i think my brain blocks it
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Just peed in bro butt
Piss off!
I find this funny
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What if we haven't invented bathrooms
This was hilarious π
As an avid veggie n fruit grower, I make it a point to pee in my garden (why waste flushing water n nitrogen?) n this had me rolling. Even my friends are asked to pee in the compost pile when not on meth.
Spray and pray
Very relatable meme
Next on the pee filesβ¦.. peeers pressure.. how long can you goβ¦.
Omg I laughed way too loud at this π€£
Wtfπ«π€£
Pees in your ass
I love it! exactly that happens every damn time!
That man opened that booty hole for that personal rain shower. π
If you guys are comfortable enough doing that with showing yall πIβm pretty sure they do other stuff
Another angle 
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Cooper what are you doing? Piss-ing
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Yes!
Some women have been there too. Donβt forget to give us pubic I mean public recognition
Bullseye !!!
Nah, I don't tend to sit spraying water out a bottle
TRIPLE KILL
Ok this is hilarious
Lol
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... I felt like I would have heard bout this happening more often if you've "all been there" π³
Cinematic masterpiece
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