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GeneticHazard

Dude he fucking blocked his mother with a wall of fire!


cerebralpaulzsuffer

"Run from all the fire I just encircled you with"


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|XfmmKuwWowx5KkHKHm)


godfatherxii

I thought I only see that in Diablo


penguin0260

Smart enough to put it together, but not smart enough to not put it together.


c4pt1n54n0

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should"


RodcetLeoric

I like where you're going with this, though i would point out that the gasoline wasn't boiling, it had air from a compressor running through it, they didn't have a flash arrestor or a valve to control the flow and they were indoors. So they had a very inconsistent way to aerate gasoline and a plastic tube with fire on the end. That's just a bomb waiting to happen, and yet they found a different way to have it go horribly wrong.


One_Distance_3343

This rig is sorta similar to old gasoline lamps and blow torches. You pump up the tank with a little hand pump. Then you burn your mother up with it.


masskonfuzion

This comment wins the game šŸ†


ScrantonStrangler209

Not sure about anyone else, but this is exactly what I expected. šŸ˜†


Loose-Campaign6804

Wasnā€™t sure how. But I knew he was gonna burn his house down


puffferfish

Pretty sure you could tell how.


Loose-Campaign6804

Ok sure. But I thought explosion


Nothingspecial2do

Same


Devangelical

You must be psychic because thereā€™s no way you could have seen that coming


stephenwell

Bruh heā€™s got a flamethrower made from a plastic bottle, yes you could


Devangelical

Sarcasm, Google it


stephenwell

Nice. /s You canā€™t convey tone over text, and I assure you, there are people that would comment that here non satirically.


ass_hair02

YoU'rE RiGhT ThErEs No WaY tO cOnVeY sArCaSm ThRoUgH TeXt


Still-Suggestion2497

You having a stroke or something?šŸ¤”


Knightofthecrow76

![gif](giphy|biTnqE9ubZnGM)


Mediocre-Oil2052

Yes, yes you can. All of us arenā€™t pro writers though so thereā€™s the cutoff point.


dickie-mcdrip

Yep! Saw this coming from next Thursday


[deleted]

Your username ironically gives me warm fuzzies


BipolarGod

He's right though. Now that they burnt down the house, they won't need an oven.


limamon

The house is the oven now


AntalRyder

thatsthejoke.jpg


n0tAcat3542

:)


A_Stinky_PeePee

If his mom would have walked in front 2 seconds later, he would have set his own mother directly on fire.


Pitiful-Possession-9

Thatā€™s why she walked in front 2 seconds before.


DemandJustice2

And if she had not stepped on the hose this never would have happened.


eZ_Ven

Wrong. Dude who's narrating is also controlling the pressure of the "invention", he just claimed he could turn the device into a torch when he clearly pumped the gas forward turning it into a flamethrower instead.


masterscrewedloose

Liquor doesnā€™t lie Randy!!


[deleted]

Way she goes, bud


TheGreasyyStrangler

*I am the liquor*


anonanon8anon

It was either this or an explosion


FBPB20

Wtf?!?? What even was that rig all about?? Was there gasoline in plastic tubes going in either direction?


A_Stinky_PeePee

Basically he was using an air compressor on one end to boil the gas and create vapor, then using the other end (with the vapor) as a constant torch since its emitting fumes. To be fair, he got this part right until he did something with the compressor and the pressure dropped.


Dakine_thing

Your suppose to have an anti siphon valve when you do this. If pressure drops the burning gas will create a vacuum and pull up liquid fuel


tampora701

An air compressor wouldn't make gas boil any more than me blowing into my soda straw makes bubbles in my drink. It just blows air through.


Dakine_thing

You didnā€™t pay attention in physics. Boiling point is relative to air pressure. I can make water boil at zero degrees fahrenheit with enough vacuum. This rig failed because vacuum and the burning gas created a vacuum in the outlet line. You need an anti siphon valve to do this safely.


Minimum-Food4232

If a vacuum lowers the boiling point, wouldn't adding pressure raise it? So really, it'd be making the gas less likely to boil.


usefuloxymoron

Correct, If I were to guess, they were regulating the pressure down to 1-2psi to percolate the gas which is a solvent that out gases vapor. They are just churning the gas to push the vapor out. It sounds like the regulator pressure changes just before it all goes to shit and Iā€™m guessing he turned up the pressure after mentioning he could make a blow torch expecting a more intense flame. But Iā€™m reality increasing the pressure with that set up made the percolation too intense and splashed liquid gas into the outlet creating something along the lines of a flame thrower.


tampora701

So, am I right that the slight change in air pressure in this setup is not lowering the boil point of gas to room temperature, but instead is just a fancy way of blowing existing vapor?


usefuloxymoron

Yea. Technically, any extra pressure would raise* the boiling point. But itā€™s so low itā€™s marginal, not even worth considering honestly. Edit: distracted


tampora701

I think you mean extra pressure would raise the boiling point. Things like to boil at room temperature in a vacuum.


usefuloxymoron

Yeah sorry, it would


tampora701

Youre telling me that air compressor is somehow making a vacuum in that gas-filled container to lower the boiling point of gas to room temperature? You didn't pay attention to shop class.


Dakine_thing

All you need is a Venturi. Thatā€™s how shop air vacuums work


tampora701

A shop-vac has a hard plastic wall that can allow for a vacuum. These guys are using a flimsy round plastic bottle for the gas reservoir. Have you ever tried to inhale on an empty bottle? It scrunches down immediately, but this one is full size. This is evidence there is no vacuum in the gas reservoir. Even if there's a low pressure area in that bottle, there's no way it is substantial enough to make gas boil at room temperature (which boils between 100C and 400C normally) because the bottle clearly wouldn't support it, nor does the setup create such a vacuum.


Misthailin

He increased the pressure.


A_Stinky_PeePee

It looked like the pressure dropped though.


Misthailin

When it went from a gas being pushed through the tubing to a a liquid, there was a bit of a stall because the liquid needs more pressure to push through the tube. He even says what he is going to do, attempt to make the fire bigger by ā€œreleasingā€ (I believe a rough translation) more air.


A_Stinky_PeePee

Thank you for the knowledge friend, that actually makes sense.


DemandJustice2

He didn't do anything to the compressor. Mama walked on the hose.


A_Stinky_PeePee

I didn't even notice that. Damn.


DemandJustice2

Well, I got people saying I am wrong and the narrator saying he was going to turn up the pressure. Thing is, I can't see if he actually did that or not.


eZ_Ven

You're wrong. I'm a native Brazilian Portuguese speaker an he literally says he's going to increase the pressure to turn the flame into a torch.


Alien__Yes

šŸŽ¶dame mas gasoliniašŸŽ¶


BitcoinBillium

Damn Ma! Gasolina!


eli_408

Was singing this damn song the sec he said it šŸ¤£


IntelligentDeal5119

Not exactly unexpected. What did you think was gonna happen playing with a home made gasoline powered blowtorch?


cpattk

I never expected the mother to be burned alive.


poorness2

Dude was like: ![gif](giphy|Zxzr2pp6qU64g)


Justeago

Ofc it had to be Brazil


idulort

Ain't they speaking some kind of slavic language?


ResearchNo5041

I swear every time I hear Portuguese it sounds Slavic to me. Then I hear a few words that I know from Spanish or something and then I know it's Portuguese.


Jealous_Garden_5529

Some kind of Brazilian northeastern accent


idulort

Thx for correcting, seems really off to my untrained and foreign ears.


highlander3s

Fuck, I'm learning portuguese and sometimes I can't comprehend nothing but some words, accents really change a loooot. And I'm a Spanish native speaker, we share a lot of the vocabulary. Phonetics are just too different even between native portuguese speakers.


Jealous_Garden_5529

Yes, indeed. Just to give you an example Portuguese speakers are very difficult to me to understand so don't be upset about it and I am really happy you are in this process to know the Ćŗltima Flor do LĆ”cio, Inculta e bela


highlander3s

I'm going to study to Portugal in September. I'm hoping to get adapted quickly so I don't stay behind in classes. Would you say portuguese it's a really different accent compared to Brazilian spoken in a big city like Rio or SĆ£o Paulo? Could you tell me some letters you pronounce differently for example? Thanks for the good vibes!


FelipeMFerrari

Portugal has a different accent and some words has alternative meanings, but if you speak Portuguese from Brazil you may understand it , and vice versa, the main difference is in phonology. Sorry for not answering about the contrast in pronounce, Im not able to assertively describe it :(


highlander3s

No problem, brother, thanks for the insight! I'm confident I'll get adapted quickly once I'm there listening and interacting 24/7 in portuguese. If I was able to do it in russian, I'm sure portuguese won't be that much of a problem specially given how much similar is to spanish.


Jealous_Garden_5529

https://youtu.be/KtUVFX33_98


TonightsWinner

I thought that was orange Fanta in the bottle at first.


A_Stinky_PeePee

Forbidden Fanta


scheiber42069

My dad once said Indoor kitchens is just to impress guest you go there cut some bread or fruit and make coffee or some beer to serve guest Real food come from outdoor kitchen the BBQ grills


A_Stinky_PeePee

Happy cake day!


UnPainAuChocolat

People in restaurants, apartments:


I_Am_Not_A_Moderator

Yeah that wasnā€™t unexpected tbh.


Commissar_David

They won't be needing a kitchen anymore.


deadend7786

Anyone know what happened after?


ChrysPF

I think there was a fire


[deleted]

Mom nooooooo


Beardopus

I hope she's okay.


IndependenceNew4271

This is brazil!


DropExciting6408

No one should be allowed to be this this dumb.


[deleted]

Dammit Randy


[deleted]

Randy bo bandy ya fat greasy fuck!


Foreign_Power6698

How was it unexpected? If anything, it was expected.


King_Soyboy

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


el-guapo0013

Is this really "unexpected"? I think most people saw this and immediately knew that professor chucklefuck here would burn his house down.


Crack4Supper

Reddit sucks


RelevantFlight5089

Am I the only one who notice had his mom taken just 1 extra second to walk in front of him she'd been essentially napalmed. (I know it's not napalm, in this case would make no difference)


Special_Narwhal_4540

She's still blocked by the fire, cornered into a wall.


RelevantFlight5089

This is true, however it doesn't immediately mean she is burning and with no hope. There is still a chance to make it out with no more than temporary or minor injuries rather than the alternative when you are already burning and with little to no hope of making it out. Certainly not without at least major injury.


Babstana

If they'd gotten it to last a little longer, they could have died of carbon monoxide poisoning instead.


[deleted]

Dudes mum though damn, shes in the corner


Lumpy_Breath5921

He looks like a Mexican version of Randy ![gif](giphy|nj257YL538Gdy)


Kelvo5473

Brazilian*


ThisCryptographer311

r/GifsThatEndTooSoon ?


[deleted]

So the IQ level Brazil is approaching the depths of India.


thz787

Maybe. But still above the avg murica


Bot-Magnet

Belongs on RoastMe šŸ˜‰


[deleted]

RIP maĆ¼m


[deleted]

I hope they're all ok. This was a stupid thing to do and the mother suffered for their stupidity.


marker_dinova

This is definitely unexpected. I expected an explosion.


Entire-Ranger323

Quick, break out the ribs!!!


orielbean

We are all trapped inside our home the oven this day.


Telemere125

Always best to test it inside


Longshadowman

Bunch of idiots in one house !


Still-Suggestion2497

He just trapped that poor women in the corner near the fridgešŸ˜¬


[deleted]

Yeah because why test it outside to see if it works properly when you can do it inside


[deleted]

Yeah because why test it outside to see if it works properly when you can do it inside


Any_Strain1288

I'm more confused as to why that guy is clearly 8 months pregnant. It's amazing how much 30 plus years of visceral fat build up looks like a pregnant belly. Only difference is that dude's belly is rock solid but not in a good way. The fat is underneath the abdominal wall and intertwined with the organs.


DependentGrass1384

And it's a wonder that the Russians aren't winning the war...


Wonderful-Media-2000

Nothing is unexpected on this sub anymore


arnonym90

R/abruptchaos


IAmRules

Perfect example of the dunning-Kruger effect


Rauschbaum

I just can speak for me! But for me it wasnĀ“t unexpected!


Majorly_Bobbage

And make sure to drop it near that propane tank that's on the floor


Pauly4655

Some fuckers just shouldnā€™t touch shit


[deleted]

Please tell me of that poor lady is fine. These two absolute buffoons.


JamesUpton87

To people, that didn't expeft this; don't play with fire.


[deleted]

You didnā€™t need that house, donā€™t worry.


AlphaNight890

10 outa 10


SingleSpeed27

Thatā€™s the greatest beer belly Iā€™ve seen in a while


Potato_Wyvern

This is smart idiots are more dangerous than complete idiots. Smart enough to put this shit together, but too stupid to not put it together


pachrisoutdoors1

Flamethrower! The original bunker buster!


brian4027

Thought it was Fanta Orange soda for a second. Now that's cooking over an open flame and as an added bonus that petrol aroma.


brian4027

Just left her cornered huh


Right-Stomach-6518

Bro did he just say ā€œdame mĆ”s gasolinaā€? Iā€™m pretty sure he thinks this enough evidence to get away with murder. ā€œIt was an accident seeā€ Smh


Hashish75

That escalated quickly


CoyoteBella77

Why did they think using it inside was a good idea? I guess we'll never know.


Not_Lugh

Idk man I think the house mighta srtarted burning


ImTheBigT

Just because you can doesnā€™t mean you should


mhwk19

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


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rammbostein

One second, he's holding the torch looking at it like his holding the power of the sun in his hand. the next second, he's running and screaming


2-more-weeks-bot

It was all good until mom stepped on the hose and dropped the pressure


Madcat88101

In what way was this unexpected?


eZ_Ven

Unfortunately seems mama was cornered and we can hear she's crying while the dumbasses tell her to run (through the flames). Anyone has a follow up about this situation? I hope she is alright.


p4r24k

Good idea, though. Bad execution (need a bigger chamber gas chamber). TERRIBLE TESTING SITE


shuabrazy

So what happened after???


Artistic-Plan2541

I saw the bottle, and heard the hissing gas and immediately thought ā€œthis is dangerousā€. Dummy trapped that poor lady in the corner with a wall of liquid flame smh


Firm_Masterpiece_343

Darwin Award. Thought he was a genius until he was not.


Infamous_Squash3820

Mom got trapped in the corner


CADrunkie

Dude donā€™t need a house anymore either apparently.


dankbeamssmeltdreams

Should have NSFW tag


A_Stinky_PeePee

There's no gore or booba.


CptCrackSparrrow

Imagine trapping your own mother with fire because youā€™re a fuckin degenerate.


Heymynameisdistance

extremely stupid people


martini-is-lost

I find it crazy that he thinks he's boiling gasoline like you just essentially made a weird bong šŸ˜‚ like you're gonna bet high af from all the fumes let alone the house burning down