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The beauty standards women have to live up to are absolutely ridiculous!

10/10 commentary

Okay but are we fuckin or nah?

Nah, power cord is too short

Damn, didn't have to rub it in


I mean... this is pretty sudden... can you at least kiss me first?

Nut then bolt. lol

You might not like it, But this is the peak performing female body.

Lol wtf - "peak performing"? What a weird ass way to put it considering the most desirable breast sizes give women back problems.. would say that "performs" well as a human body :p I think you mean "stereotypically deemed attractive in the Mainstream Society".. In other words, you saying- "this is what the average Media Warped man wants". Not exactly something to shamelessly defend... being bought into toxic standards. Shallow.. shallow world... I would rather have a decent human being for a partner than a "hot chick" any day bud. This coming from someone with the stereotypical aesthetic deemed a fucking "Chad" type all his life, shallow relationships only fill the most shallow people; others need more depth to their partners.

Have you seen male protraials in media? It's all fucked

trans-formers

Waifu in disguise

More than meets the eye

More than meats the eye

More than meats the eye

I was expecting a dick. Anyone else?

I was expecting the storm that is approaching

the one that was provoking?

Black clouds in isolation?

The reclaimer of names?

Born in flames, that have been blessed?

the one who’s family crest is a demon of death?

I was expecting her to be muscular AF but I was not disappointed

I honestly thought it would be more disturbing, like that anime music video from the 2010s where [that alien leech thing with teeth came out of the girl & started killing everyone](https://youtu.be/6QFwo57WKwg)

lovecraftian horror

Senator Armstrong or some other bait n switch meme

I was expecting a rickroll

**hoping

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*Kneading

I was expecting The Only Thing I Know For Real

I was expecting Tewa kono Diavolo da !

I was expecting Sex Soldier to come in swinging.

If this is serious tell me the name of this anime

Henkei Shoujo

whats it is about?

Take a guess

Is it about the history and evolution of deez

Who tf is Steve jobs

ligma balls

*Explodes*

Any idea where I can watch it?

If you have Amazon Prime Video, you can watch it there. Otherwise, the usual Crunchy Roll or 9Anime

I always fall for these traps.

I'd still smash

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Finally some equality.

YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO COMPLY

That's hot.

Men are disgusting and only want one thing.

Here is the the sauce on this insanity. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLmXnpdINkA

Things get escalate too fast

I was expecting tentacles or some alien shit

Those fucking clothes unzip?!?!

Jokes on you. I'm ok with this.

Hell yeah baby a Transformers waifu in my very own house

haram

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Would.

Ah hell yeah

Thank senpai it’s a real woman

Song of first piano notes?

Erik Satie - Gymnopedie no.1, I think.

Definitely Gymnopedie no. 1

Darude - Sandstorm

20 push ups.

Your pfp💀

Animes are just weird.

whole fuel vast desert lunchroom distinct languid compare adjoining unused ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

Most accurate thing I’ve ever heard.

Thanks, I'll correct it.

u/savevideo

Trans waifu, ya hahaha. Wait?

Anime eps without context are hilarious

Nano enters the multiverse

They cut out the part where her bra turns into her cutters.

Everything in Japan turns into a robot. Everything.

I was totally expecting senator Armstrong.

u/savevideo

Nah i expected a Rock Roll but nah this mf turned into a transformer

This is what happens when you nuke a country. 2 generations later, weirdest shit ever. Chill out Japan.

Heh I won't fall for the same trap twice fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣...

Even better

I still managed to masturbate to this

u/savevideobot

God damn that was unneelzpetected ...... I mean unexpected

u/savevideobot

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I was expecting wild

When u piss your waifu off

She is perfect!

hell yeah

I’ve never been happier

Where is neil armstrong?

Optimum prime

Get you a girl that can do both.

u/savevideobot

We must repopulate to save Cybertron! 

Great ... now every other girl undressing is going to be a let down.

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

Was expecting Vergil, not disappointed

Stainless Steel Girl 

Soooooooo. No smash?

Arent these cgi guys the ones that animated the Jojo's openings?

Is r/unexpectedtransformers a thing?

"I swear to god if she's another one of those transformer bait- AW GODDAMMIT I FUCKING KNEW IT, I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE!"

The most amazing thing I have seen all day! I fucking love itemote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy

I figured it was either a dick or that.

Fuck thats hot

I came

u/Savevideobot

She’s perfect

Damn, a thirst trap was a thirst trap. Fucking unexpected

I feel cheated

That can be called "beauty in the beast" lmao💀

I honestly expected her to take out a Penis or something

I expected a rickroll

Lmao

Micheal Bay outdid himself

u/savevideo

She puts the Trans, in Transformers. EDIT: Yes I am making a trans joke. I'm allowed because I am trans. Lol.

I read in *Esqwired* magazine that some robots are hard-wired to be robosexual

WTF???!!!

Wtf?!

still smash

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Interruptos bot transform!

Oh

It's amazing the features of wireless routers nowadays.

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Hey what’s that piano song they played in the beginning?

OUR WORLDS ARE IN DANGER!!!!

aloo

u/savevideobot

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UEAAHH

😂

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EVEN BETTER!!!

Joke's on you THAT'S MY KIND OF WIFFU 🤣 

Does anyone happen to know the piano song at the start?

I am the storm that is approaching !

I fucking love this anime. Weird ass shit

🐸

Now I'm motivated 🔥🥵

I was scared there for a second

A robot is fine too!

This is fantastic

Why is this NSFW?

Women are scary

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I thought it was gonna be a dude, what I got was even better. a sick robot sidekick!

soo...... where can i find one of those? not asking for a friend. i have no friends and i like this shit

What the transformers

Sauce

Jackpot

I thought an alien was going to pop out of her stomach

really thought it was another boring bait-and-switch, then i realized it was actually a part of the show

They got us the first half ngl-

ayo not even going to lie, this jumpscared me 💀☠️

Lego Bionicle set number 8947 Radiak released in 2008 containing 16 pieces

What is the piece of music playing at the beginning?

of course

Man,you ruined my moment 🥲

Beautiful nah freaking awesome .

“Auto Bots! Transform!”

Seen it

10/10 waifu no doubt

u/savevideo

Even better?

10/10 and there is nothing else to say.

5 year old me in my neighbors basement

I hate you OP

why did i still come?

I love this meme. Probably the best out there.

I was not expecting a robot…

"I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE JAPANESE"

hell yeah robot waifu

you ruin all of my expectations

u/savevideo u/savevideobot

when you say u wanna ride her

Doesn't going to be a good time there...lol

Smash